Lin Xiao yawned so wide that a nearby mountain almost cracked. The previous night, he'd "defeated" a minor demon army by accident, destroyed a sacred hall with a sneeze, and somehow turned the head elder into a talking squirrel. Now, he was exhausted… not from fighting, but from the sheer effort of being too powerful.
"Xiao Lin! You're needed in the council hall!" yelled a junior disciple, puffing like a boiling kettle. Lin Xiao barely opened one eye, lazily pointing a finger toward the door.
"Tell them I'm busy," he mumbled, stretching in a way that sent a miniature shockwave across the room, toppling half the ornamental vases. "Very, very busy… napping."
Despite his nonchalance, everyone knew he was the top cultivator of his generation. At sixteen. And ridiculously strong. His daily life? Accidentally destroying sects, flipping gods into frogs, and turning demons into pets—all while snoozing, eating snacks, or scrolling through the "Celestial TikTok."
A glowing jade tablet suddenly floated in front of him. "Lin Xiao, the Borderlands Sect—" the disciple stammered. Lin Xiao lazily snatched it with his foot.
"The Demon King's forces are assembling…"
Lin Xiao rolled his eyes. "Boring. Been there, destroyed that. Next?"
Before he could finish, his careless kick triggered a secret passage in the floor. "Ooh, hidden passage! Nice. Let's nap in style!"
Descending into the dark tunnel, shadows danced, whispering, "He who touches the orb…"
Lin Xiao picked up a stick (which turned out to be a legendary weapon, but who cares) and waved it. "Anyone home? I'm sleepy."
Suddenly, giant demon spiders fell from the ceiling. Lin Xiao flicked one finger. Spider pieces exploded like confetti. "Oops… sorry guys, wrong aim."
Deeper in the tunnel, a black orb glowed ominously. The moment he touched it, the ground shook.
"He who possesses me holds the fate of all realms…"
Lin Xiao blinked. "Cool. Sounds like a nap hazard."
BOOM! Light exploded. Lin Xiao opened his eyes above a battlefield, where celestial warriors fought demons, and rivers of lava flowed like hot chocolate. From the flames, a figure rose: the Demon King himself.
"Finally… you've come," the Demon King growled.
Lin Xiao yawned. "You didn't happen to come after my nap, did you?"
The Demon King roared. "Your arrogance will be your end!"
Lin Xiao scratched his head. "Or… maybe I'll just nap while fighting. Yeah, multitasking."
Before he could finish, a massive energy blast hurled him across dimensions.
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Lin Xiao crashes into a completely unknown world where magic, cultivation, and reality itself are upside-down… and someone—or something—is waiting for him.
To be continued...