Gu Yujia frowned deeply. Was Big Fei going to take over her class to talk about the Graduate Entrance Examination?
The school had invited him to give a speech about becoming a star, hadn't they?
He was supposed to share his rise to fame and his inspiring journey to motivate students in the composition and other music departments.
Why was he suddenly talking about the Graduate Entrance Examination?
Lin Chudong had previously opened ten consecutive gacha rolls, yielding the Mastery of Graduate Entrance Exam Knowledge skill.
Of course, just having this one skill wouldn't allow him to speak so fluently.
But combine that knowledge with Tongue-Twister Hall-of-Fame Level and Advanced Hosting, and the result was completely different.
Now, he could recite tongue twisters effortlessly.
Lin Chudong began reciting the 34 independent-planning graduate entrance examination institutions across China.
"Let's start with Beijing. There are seven here—you can probably guess which ones they are."
"Tsinghua, Peking University, Renmin University, Beijing Normal University, Beihang University, Beijing Institute of Technology, and China Agricultural University."
"Pay attention, students. China University of Petroleum is not on this list. If you want to apply there, passing the English threshold is enough. But if you're aiming for Beihang, you'll need a much higher English score."
"In Tianjin, the two Thirty-Four Project universities are Tianjin University and Nankai University."
"In Shandong, there's one: Shandong University."
"In Nanjing, there are two: Nanjing University and Southeast University."
"In Zhejiang, there's a famous giant: Zhejiang University."
"In the Magic City, there are three: Shanghai Jiao Tong University, Tongji University, and Fudan University."
"Fujian's only Thirty-Four Project university is Xiamen University, located in Xiamen."
"In Guangzhou, there are two: Sun Yat-sen University and South China University of Technology."
"Hunan has two..."
Lin Chudong's rapid-fire recitation left the audience stunned. They several times wanted to find a pause to applaud, but no such opportunity arose.
To be able to rattle off so many university names in one breath was truly extraordinary!
The crowd exchanged bewildered glances. They had originally come to watch Big Fei and listen to a celebrity speech.
But to their surprise, Big Fei had picked up right where the previous teacher left off, diving into the topic of the Graduate Entrance Examination.
Some students in the audience began filming with their phones. This video would go viral!
The students had witnessed Big Fei's rapid-fire patter before, and many had heard his *Reckless Man* routine. Now, as they watched him perform his verbal acrobatics again, it suddenly felt like they were watching a comedy sketch.
In the back row, Gu Yujia sat wide-eyed, her expression a complex mix of astonishment and bewilderment.
*How does Big Fei know so much about the Graduate Entrance Examination?*
*He knows all the schools by heart?*
"In Jilin Province, there's only one school in the Thirty-Four Project: Jilin University."
"One of Jilin University's defining characteristics is its sheer size."
"How big? When you're in Changchun, you'll hear this saying: 'Beautiful Changchun lies within beautiful Jilin University.'"
"Notice it's not 'Jilin University lies within Changchun,' but 'Changchun lies within Jilin University.' Any idea why?"
"Because Jilin University has so many campuses—six in the urban core alone!"
"You know, Changchun doesn't even have six districts!"
"No matter where you are in Changchun, if you ask someone, 'Hey, where's Jilin University?' they'll just say, 'It's nearby!'"
The audience erupted in laughter. Big Fei was still as hilarious as ever.
How can someone make the Graduate Entrance Examination sound so interesting? And to know so much about these schools while reciting them all at once? That's incredible!
Lin Chudong rattled off all thirty-four universities in one breath, explaining the most famous aspect of each. The teachers in the audience were stunned.
Professor Xiao adjusted his glasses and glanced at Li Heng, wondering if Big Fei had come specifically to talk about the Graduate Entrance Examination.
Li Heng was equally bewildered. He had no idea what Big Fei was going to say. He just thought it would be a casual speech about something beneficial for the students.
*The Graduate Entrance Examination seems pretty helpful for students, right?*
Using Gu Yujia's whiteboard, Lin Chudong pointed to the four subjects of the exam.
"Students, do you know which of these four subjects is the easiest? The answer is Politics!"
"If you're a sophomore planning to take the Graduate Entrance Examination, you absolutely should not start reviewing Politics now!"
"Listen carefully: absolutely not!"
"Because the only reason for you to look at Politics right now is—to forget!"
"Do you really think you'll remember the political concepts you memorize today in two years?"
The students in the audience burst into laughter. Some were preparing for the Graduate Entrance Examination, while others had no intention of taking it. The vast majority were lost in a fog of confusion, originally having little interest in the exam prep courses.
But as they listened to Big Fei's engaging lecture, they suddenly found it quite entertaining.
The main reason was that Big Fei's delivery was so vivid, it was almost like a stand-up comedy routine.
If only Teacher Zuo were there to play the straight man, it would be perfect.
Lin Chudong continued his lecture.
"As I mentioned earlier, the Political Science section covers five major categories. Reviewing it on your own is extremely time-consuming. Therefore, I recommend that those of you planning to take the Graduate Entrance Examination enroll in a Political Science prep course."
Lin Chudong explained, "It's not that you can't study Political Science effectively on your own, but it will be a waste of time."
"As for which prep course to choose..."
Lin Chudong pointed to four large characters on the blackboard:
"Gu Family Education."
Lin Chudong smiled. "Teacher Gu from Gu Family Education was my college classmate. She switched majors from the Shanghai Conservatory of Music to Beijing University—she's the perfect example for you."
"If you're not satisfied with your current school, the Graduate Entrance Examination is another opportunity to change your destiny."
In the audience, Gu Yujia clutched the hem of her dress, her face flushing with excitement.
*Big Fei has really changed.*
In the past, she had been so good to him—bringing him breakfast, doing his laundry, attending classes with him—and he had barely reacted. He hadn't even stood up for her when she was bullied or shown her any care beyond that of an ordinary classmate.
Only later did Gu Yujia realize that her expressions of affection had been too subtle, too cautious. It was why, even after graduation, Lin Chudong hadn't understood her feelings.
But now, Lin Chudong was belatedly making up for everything, using every action to compensate for the neglect and oversight of their youth.
Gu Yujia bit her lip, a wave of sweetness washing over her.
The years apart had seemed so long, but in retrospect, it felt like just yesterday.
The big boy in her heart had suddenly grown up, becoming the tall tree she could look up to, the one who could shelter her from the storm.
Meanwhile, Shen Qiang's expression darkened.
He had interrupted Gu Yujia and called Lin Chudong to the stage to prevent her from advertising.
But Lin Chudong had gone and done it himself—and his personal endorsement was even more effective than Gu Yujia's own!
"That concludes the politics portion. Next is English, a truly detestable subject."
"Why is English so disgusting? Because it's incredibly difficult. Ask any upperclassman—most of those who failed to get into graduate school were held back by English!"
"How many points do you need for English? That depends on your major."
"First, congratulations to the literature majors—their cutoff score is the highest this year: 52 points."
A wave of schadenfreude swept through the audience.
A student raised their hand and asked, "Big Fei, with a perfect score of 100, isn't 52 still failing?"
Lin Chudong pointed at him and retorted, "Try it yourself! You'll find out!"
The crowd erupted in laughter again.
Many fourth-year students present had already taken the Graduate Entrance Examination once. They knew firsthand how brutal the English test was—even a native speaker might struggle to pass.
Lin Chudong continued, "Art majors are relatively luckier—this year's cutoff score is 34 points..."
"After discussing English, let's move on to math, a subject most of you will have to take."
"If you're taking math, I can tell you responsibly: this is the most crucial subject! It's the key to pulling ahead!"
"The gap between you and your rivals will be determined by math. Politics and English don't make much of a difference."
"Politics usually falls between 60 and 80. Is it hard to score above 80? Too hard!"
"What about below 60? That's rare. Below 50? Even rarer. Below 40? You should be shot!"
"If you're a Chinese student and can't even score 60 in politics, do you have the nerve to keep living?"
The crowd burst into laughter. What Lin Chudong said was actually true. Politics was a subject everyone should pay attention to; even a little effort would prevent you from scoring too low.
But mastering it wasn't easy.
Lin Chudong continued, "What about English? It's even harder to pull ahead in this subject."
"Some students say, 'I can score in the 40s, just enough to pass.' — You're doing well enough!"
"Some say, 'Teacher, I can get over 50.' — Not bad!"
"Teacher, I can get over 60! — You're doing quite well!"
"Teacher, I can get over 70! — You're awesome!"
"Teacher, I can get over 80! — You're a legend!"
The audience laughed at every joke, and the lecture was so lively that even those who weren't preparing for the Graduate Entrance Examination found it utterly captivating. After just one session, they felt they had a comprehensive understanding of the entire examination process.
"Teacher, I could get over ninety..."
Lin Chudong pointed at the audience. "Classmates, if any of you can score over ninety, tell me, and I'll buy you a stall at the Magic City Zoo. You can start charging admission, and we'll all buy tickets to visit you!"
"In the next episode of *Man and Nature*, we'll feature you—a newly discovered species!"
"You'll find that scoring high in English is really tough, but math... math is what really separates the pack!"
"You've all been studying math since childhood, and you'll notice its particularly nasty characteristic: it's either you're fucking amazing at it, or you're fucking terrible!"
The crowd erupted in laughter. It was too real.
Those who excel at math are truly brilliant, acing even the most challenging problems.
Those who struggle are truly hopeless, failing no matter how hard they try. It seems the Graduate Entrance Examination is no different.
By this point in the lecture, everyone was thoroughly convinced by Lin Chudong's points.
After all, the Graduate Entrance Examination teacher was sitting in the front row, listening intently and even with a look of admiration.
Even the teacher didn't refute him, and the school's professors were all nodding along. It seemed Big Fei was indeed telling the truth.
"Students, do you know how many points the final major math question is worth? Ten!"
"Of course, politics and English also have ten-point essay questions."
"But if you don't know the answer to the politics essay, you can just write anything."
"If you can't write the English essay, you can copy from the reading comprehension!"
"But what do you do if you don't know the math problem? You can only write 'Let x = ...'!"
"Hahahaha..."
The entire audience erupted in laughter, even Professor Xiao and the other faculty members were amused.
Most university professors hold master's degrees or higher, and they had all experienced the things Lin Chudong was describing, naturally understanding the humor.
The eagerly awaiting students also learned about the graduate school entrance exam process during this entertaining lecture.
Even Gu Yujia was laughing uncontrollably. *How is Big Fei so talented?*
She had seen his comedy performances before, and his jokes in small theaters were always hilarious.
But when he started talking about her field, she couldn't hold back her laughter and felt a mix of amusement and emotion.
"When choosing a major, pay attention to this: if a school is recruiting many students, apply. If they're only recruiting one, don't bother, got it?"
"Some schools are disgusting—they'll list the national enrollment number as '1'!"
"Do you dare to apply?"
"And every year, students ask, 'Could that one spot be mine?'"
Lin Chudong put on an exaggerated expression. "What are you talking about?"
"What kind of lewd nonsense is that?"
"Do you really think that one spot could be yours?"
"Your ancestral grave caught fire?"
"Not even smoke—it caught fire!"
"A lightning strike set it ablaze. I called 119, but there was no signal!"
The audience erupted in laughter. Big Fei was too funny—the king of annual memes!
Tian Yingxiong laughed so hard he clutched his stomach. *Damn, where does this guy get so many jokes?*
How could someone who never even took the graduate entrance exam speak so convincingly?
*Could he be secretly studying for the exam?*
*Damn, I can't let him get too far ahead!*
After the laughter subsided, Tian Yingxiong leaned over to Gu Yujia beside him and asked in a low voice, "Since we're classmates, can I get a free spot in your tutoring class?"
"Sure, if you advertise for me."
"Hmm... I'll think about it."
Wang Xiaoyan was also beaming with surprise and delight. *How does Big Fei know everything?*
It was the same with the bar exam review—he made dry legal knowledge so vivid that many law students gained confidence in the exam.
Now he was venturing into graduate school prep.
The graduate entrance exam was a serious matter. Just understanding the procedures alone would take most people a lot of effort.
Big Fei's lecture on this topic was so vivid and entertaining that the entire audience erupted in thunderous laughter. He was simply amazing! What field did he *not* understand?
Noticing some students recording from the audience, Lin Chudong quickly glanced back at the words "Gu Family Education" and adjusted his position to avoid blocking the logo.
A warm current flowed through Gu Yujia's heart. *This man is so thoughtful and detail-oriented.*
"Remember, the graduate school entrance exam's second round is just as crucial. If they ask why you chose this major or why you're switching majors, the standard answer is always the same."
"Here's the standard answer."
"Because your ancestors for eight generations were all in this field!"
"Why become a teacher? My dad's a teacher, my mom's a teacher, and my grandparents were rural teachers!"
"Why become a doctor? My dad's a doctor, my mom's a doctor, and my grandparents were barefoot doctors!"
"Why study civil engineering? My dad's a construction foreman!"
"Why study mechanical engineering? My dad fixes cars!"
"Why study communications? My dad works for China Mobile, my mom for China Unicom, and my grandpa for China Telecom!"
"But be careful what you say about new majors. One student answered this way during an interview. He was applying for a master's in Logistics. When asked why he chose the field, he said, 'My dad's in logistics, my mom's in logistics, my grandparents are all in logistics.'"
"He'd walked straight into a trap. The professor said, 'Student, have you thought this through? I was the very first batch of logistics undergraduates in China. You're telling me your grandparents were all in logistics? What exactly did they do?'"
"Seeing he'd hit a nerve, the student had a sudden inspiration and said something that made the professor lose it on the spot."
"He said, 'Professor, my grandparents used to run a security escort agency.'"
The entire audience erupted in laughter.
The applause was deafening, with cheers and whistles from the crowd.
What was supposed to be a lecture on postgraduate admissions had turned into a comedy show.
The audience was thrilled. They'd all seen Big Fei's famous clips online, and now they were finally witnessing his performance live.
Being there to see Big Fei's talk was a stroke of luck. The students who missed it would probably be kicking themselves.
The audience was thrilled, but Shen Qiang seethed with resentment.
*If Big Fei keeps this up, the Gu Family Education will get all the graduate school applicants. Who will come to me then?*
Shen Qiang raised his hand. "Chudong, may I say a few words?"
The crowd froze, wondering who this man was.
Lin Chudong maintained his impassive expression. "Please proceed."
Shen Qiang began, "Everyone, allow me to introduce myself. I'm Lin Chudong's classmate, Shen Qiang, and the class president of our Composition Department."
"I'm now in the education industry, and I must disagree with Chudong's earlier remarks."
"In my opinion, graduate school isn't a viable path. You're only promoting it so heavily to advertise for your old flame, aren't you?"
The room fell silent.
*Who is this guy?*
*How dare he confront Big Fei?*
In the history of 2026, no one who dared to oppose Big Fei met a good end.
The phrase "old flame" caught many ears, and quite a few heads turned to look at Gu Yujia.
*Could she really have been involved with Big Fei?*
A faint blush crept across Gu Yujia's face, but she maintained her composure.
"Is Shen Qiang crazy? What does he have to do with me? Why is he standing here spouting nonsense?" Lin Chudong said with a faint smile.
"Since you're in education, Shen Qiang, and graduation is just around the corner, why don't you tell us what kind of companies recruit from second-tier universities and which ones recruit from first-tier universities?"
"Let's not talk about the distant past. What scale of companies come to our school to recruit every year?"
"And what scale of companies recruit from the Central Conservatory of Music each year? Can you list them?"
The crowd froze. *Is Big Fei really going to debate Shen Qiang?*
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