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Chapter 3 - Madam, Please Behave Yourself

When the madam said the words "wet body," Liang Canwen felt it was particularly seductive, as if she were flirting?

She had just attended her husband's funeral; it was impossible that she was after him.

The madam had indeed intentionally gotten her qipao wet, exposing herself to Liang Canwen, so he could appreciate the figure of 'Wang Cheng's wife'.

Thinking about how her husband and his wife had been at it in the hotel, Ye Fanzhi felt endless rage surging in her heart, which ultimately turned into revenge—you betrayed the marriage, you cuckolded me, you did it with his wife, so I'll let him do it with your wife.

Wang Cheng, you don't love me, I'll find him to do it, let you taste the feeling of being cuckolded.

The bathrobe slipped to the ground, revealing the wasp waist and plump hips under the swaying, wet qipao. With each step, her jade feet left footprints on the floor until she stopped in front of Liang Canwen.

"Come closer, so you can see clearly, is my figure better than your ex-wife's?"

"Ahem, uh… I'm so sorry, madam. I didn't expect the pipes to break. I really am."

"And… am I supposed to go out and face people like this?"

"Just wait a moment. I'll get you something of my ex-wife's to wear."

"I won't wear clothes like that woman's, they're disgusting!"

How could the proud Ye Fanzhi allow clothes from a mistress like Li Xingran to defile her noble body?

"I apologize, I was harsh. I hurt your ex-wife, and made you angry."

"I'm not angry. I'm just curious why you're so hostile towards my ex-wife? Do you know her?"

"I hate people who betray their marriages, men or women, I hate them all. If you don't love someone, just leave. Why hurt those who love you? Isn't that just being a scumbag?"

"That makes sense, Ma'am, please wait a moment. There's a clothing store next door, I'll go buy you something to wear in the meantime."

"Hold on, scan my WeChat."

"What do you need my WeChat for?"

"Your taste in women's clothes is terrible. I don't trust your judgment when it comes to picking out clothes for women. Add me on WeChat, I'll pick the styles."

"..."

After adding her on WeChat, Liang Canwen went to a clothing store where he used to buy clothes for his wife. It wasn't a luxury brand, but it wasn't cheap either; a summer outfit would cost one or two thousand.

That lady was dressed in luxury brands, so it would be embarrassing to buy her something from a street stall to make up for it. Besides, Liang Canwen could now earn money with his spending.

Currently, daily cash flow: 1,000.

Spending 10,000 can level up.

The shop had many dresses, all kinds of styles, some revealing, some conservative.

Liang Canwen opened the lady's WeChat.

The lady's name was Ye Fanzhi.

Liang Canwen took several photos of the dresses and sent them to her.

[Madam, which one do you like?]

[Whichever one you like, I'll wear it. I trust your judgment.]

She just said my taste was bad, wanted my WeChat to pick out clothes for her, and now that she's added me, she says she trusts my judgment.

The wife was wearing a green qipao.

Very, very green.

She probably liked green.

So, Liang Canwen bought a pale green conservative dress and sent the photo to Ye Fanzhi.

[Wife, how about this one?]

[Green?]

[I saw how green your qipao was, so I figured you liked green. Sorry, I only have pale green, no dark green.]

[...]

Ye Fanzhi was cursing in her heart, "Liang Canwen, you're the one who likes green!" The reason I, Ye Fanzhi, am wearing green is because of that wretched wife of yours.

[Don't like it?]

[Like it.]

[I'm curious why you like green. It's a bold color.]

[Because my husband likes green. I wear green to commemorate my husband. I want to wear green every day. I want to green my husband every day. Sorry, I made a typo in the last sentence.]

[Understood. Love to the extreme. Your story as a couple is very touching. You are a good wife.]

[I am a good wife, so Mr. Liang, you wouldn't only buy me a dress and not buy underwear, making me wear only the dress and go bare in front of you, right?]

This woman's words are just too much!

Ye Fanzhi was absolutely going to wear the underwear Liang Canwen bought. She wanted Wang Cheng to know that the underwear his wife was wearing had been purchased by someone else, and it was the sexiest kind, at that.

[Wait a moment, I'll go buy it.]

Liang Canwen bought a dress and left the clothing store, heading straight for the lingerie shop.

The lingerie on display was abundant and varied. Liang Canwen had just picked up his phone when he saw several unread messages from Ye Fanzhi.

[36D.]

[Front-Closure.]

[Lace Hollow.]

Three short sentences, each one a bombshell, each one an assault on the eyes.

"This lady is well-endowed."

"Is your ex-wife, the one who seduced a married man, big?"

"Not as big as yours."

"Then what did she rely on to seduce a married man? Was she a flirt? Was she good in bed?"

"..."

Even though they were divorced, Liang Canwen felt a pang of sadness seeing this lady say these things so frankly.

"And you, lady?"

"Me? Heh, I'm very boring. I don't know how to do anything, I don't even know how to make noise."

[...]

[But I can learn. It shouldn't be hard, right? Women are easy to understand, aren't they?]

[...Uh, yes.]

Whew…

Liang Canwen exhaled deeply, unable to handle the situation. He really couldn't handle it.

I didn't used to be into married women. What's gotten into me today? Getting a divorce has changed my interests. I'm actually interested in them now? No, no, no. I am not a Cao Thief.

Liang Canwen, following Ye Fanzhi's instructions, bought a set of lingerie and went to the front desk to pay.

"Mr. Liang, we have new, exciting items in stock. Would you like to take a look?"

Liang Canwen and Li Xingran used to frequent this shop. Sometimes they'd buy regular underwear, sometimes lingerie.

Married life needed a little spice.

Now they were divorced. Was he really going to buy this and wear it himself?

"No, I'll take this one."

"Alright. Oh?" The shop owner looked at the size, her eyes lighting up. "Did your wife get bigger? She used to be a C cup, and now she's a 36D? What's your secret?"

Liang Canwen was annoyed that she kept bringing up Li Xingran.

And this was for Ye Fanzhi anyway. He'd never buy anything for Li Xingran ever again.

"Damn."

"Shoo, shoo, you're being inappropriate. Get out of here, 789."

The shop owner blushed, bagging the item and handing it to Liang Canwen.

"Can your hands really stimulate secondary development?"

Liang Canwen glanced at the shop owner, "Fried Egg," and saw the longing in her eyes.

"You're fine as you are. Just right. See ya."

Liang Canwen walked out of the shop, and a system notification popped up:

[Upgrade Experience: 2219/10000]

Taxi fare, a dress, and lingerie; anything Liang Canwen spent money on was counted toward his upgrade experience.

Liang Canwen currently had over 90,000 yuan, plus a daily cash reward of 1,000, more than enough to level up.

Back at the barbershop, Ye Fanzhi stood wrapped in a towel.

"Sorry to keep you waiting. The bag contains clothes and underwear. Go change in the back."

Liang Canwen opened the small door next to the shampoo area, gesturing for Ye Fanzhi to enter.

It wasn't a darkroom, but a bright one, a one-bedroom, one-living-room, one-bathroom apartment with windows.

The room was filled with a child's toys: kitchen sets, Barbie dolls, and Balala the Fairies.

Ye Fanzhi looked around: "It's a lovely home. Why can't you just be content?"

"Desire, I guess."

Liang Canwen opened the door to the master bedroom.

"Madam, go in and change."

"Okay!"

Ye Fanzhi walked into the master bedroom. Liang Canwen stepped back, intending to close the door, but Ye Fanzhi turned around.

"My clothes are soaked and sticking to me. I can't reach the zipper. Could you help me with the zipper on my back?"

(End of chapter)

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