When the little succubus's tiny hands made contact, the sensation was soft, smooth—like satin.
There was a gentle elasticity to it, and under the slick layer of sunscreen oil, friction all but disappeared.
"Damn… it's painfully enjoyable," Akashi thought, suppressing his natural reaction. "One of the world's greatest pleasures, huh?"
He was caught between two stunning women of vastly different body types. It was only thanks to his iron-clad mental attributes that he didn't lose composure.
He forced his thoughts inward, immersing himself in the system interface to distract himself.
This beach—Izu Beach—wasn't just any location. He suddenly remembered: this was where Eri first appeared in the Conan series.
A famous scene.
Akashi's eyes sharpened.
"System, start check-in!"
Click!
Immediately, a scene of Izu Beach emerged within the system interface.
Under a sun umbrella, the imagery of Akashi applying sunscreen to both Eri and Haibara was reflected in detail.
Then, the picture shattered into countless shards of glowing violet, each fragment condensing into a radiant treasure chest.
With a soft chime, the treasure box opened—streams of purple light shot forth, merging into Shi Wu's body.
[Ding! Check-in complete! Congratulations to the host for acquiring: 『Imported Sugar』 Lv2! 『Pleasurable Massage』 Lv1! 『Lightning Poison Dragon Spin』 Lv1!]
[Ding! Skill Upgrade! 『Imported Sugar』 is now Lv3! 『Pleasurable Massage』 upgraded to Lv2!]
[Imported Sugar]Lv3: The host's saliva becomes incredibly sweet, with healing, detoxifying, and purifying properties!
[Pleasurable Massage]Lv2: The host's hands possess miraculous power. Targeted massage on acupuncture points induces euphoria, relieves injuries, and improves physical health—like heaven on earth!
[Lightning Poison Dragon Spin]Lv1: Host's leg techniques are specially enhanced. Attacks using the legs cause paralysis and can summon electrical currents. Using this skill in combination with other parts doubles the effect.
Seeing all three skills pop up at once, Akashi's eyes gleamed.
"This really is a famous location. The check-in rewards are incredible!"
The upgraded Imported Sugar now had detoxification and purification abilities.
But Lightning Poison Dragon Spin—wasn't that a move from Dragon Tiger Gate?
Suddenly, torrents of footwork techniques and muscle memory flooded Akashi's body.
His legs, once merely cute and stubby, now brimmed with terrifying flexibility and strength.
It was as if he had trained for decades.
He could now perform intricate martial arts movements as effortlessly as one would wave a hand.
"It's like my legs have become my second pair of hands..." he mused.
But something else caught his attention—could the skill summon electricity, too? And could it be… used in other ways?
That thought gave Xiao Zhengtai pause, freezing mid-motion.
"This skill is… kind of cheating."
Still, could he pass it on to others? Could it be shared?
He was lost in thought when suddenly—
"Mmm..."
A soft, involuntary sound escaped from the women below.
He had completely forgotten—he was still applying sunscreen to Eri and Haibara.
And now, with 『Pleasurable Massage』 Lv2 activated, the critical effects were hitting hard.
Both women let out muffled, awkward noises.
Startled, the little succubus stopped and asked calmly, "Something wrong?"
Eri's voice came, a bit flustered.
"N-No, it's nothing… just a bug!"
Haibara quickly chimed in, equally red-faced.
"Yes… there was a bug…"
For some reason, the air around them suddenly felt ten degrees hotter.
Akashi chuckled to himself, then said sweetly:
"The bug must be gone by now. Okay, sunscreen's done on your backs—time to turn over!"
The two women flipped over.
Eri quickly shielded her face with a sunhat, while Haibara, not quick enough to snatch one, slipped on sunglasses and shut her eyes.
Watching them, Akashi chuckled silently.
Without wasting more time, he moved on.
Soon, Haibara's side was completely covered—every bit of exposed skin now protected by sunscreen.
"Why is Haibara's surface area so much smaller..." he thought idly.
Then he turned to Eri.
Having already done her legs, he now moved to her upper body.
Akashi casually sat atop Eri's belly, rubbed his hands with oil, and began massaging gently.
The Queen of Law felt the heat rising once more—this time, far more than just from the sun.
But just as the atmosphere began heating up—
"Mom? What a coincidence—didn't expect to find you here!"
A girl's voice rang out, growing smaller as it walked closer.
Next door, under the neighboring umbrella, Kogoro Mōri and his group appeared.
Kogoro's eyes bulged at the sight before him.
His wife, lying on a beach chair.
And a small boy—doing whatever he pleased with her.
His tiny hands boldly caressed her shoulders and arms.
"I… I'm being NTR'd... in person?!"
Kogoro's face turned red with fury.
Hearing her daughter's voice, Eri immediately removed her sunhat.
She was momentarily stunned at the sight of her estranged husband.
A simple vacation with Akashi and the kids... now ruined.
She realized immediately—Ran must've arranged this.
Still, her composure held. With the mind of a seasoned lawyer, she sat up and said casually:
"Oh? Isn't this the latest celebrity?"
Her words hit like a bucket of ice water. Kogoro visibly wilted.
Of all people to see him today, the last one he wanted witnessing his recent embarrassments... was Eri.
Whether it was being kidnapped, stripped, or shamed—she was the one person he couldn't stand showing weakness to.
He turned to Ran with a frown.
"Ran, what's going on?"
Ran, quick to react, gave a nervous laugh.
"What a coincidence! Really—it's just a coincidence!"
"I didn't expect both of you to choose the same beach to vacation at. Must be destiny, huh?"
Eri shot that down instantly, hugging Akashi with mock affection:
"Coincidence? Not at all. Ran invited me here because she said she had a beach resort ticket.
I just didn't expect that such a disgraceful man would show up!"
Kogoro's mustache twitched in outrage.
"Disgraceful!? I was wondering where this aunt came from—getting sunscreen from some random kid!
Tch… Eri, I didn't think you were that kind of woman!"
The verbal sparring escalated. The air crackled with tension.
Ran stood frozen.
Her parents had fought before—but not like this. This time, it felt real.
Like a storm was about to break out.
And in between them—stood a little devil.
A smirking Akashi.
With him in the middle, reconciliation was impossible.
Kogoro grabbed Conan by the collar.
"Come on, Ran. Let's go find another spot to sit."
He couldn't stand being around Eri a second longer.
Eri watched him walk away, shook her head, and collapsed back onto the beach chair.
Only Yukiko, carrying two coconuts, dared to reappear.
But even she didn't approach.
The scene moments ago had been far too dangerous.
She had waited until the sparks died down just to safely make her entrance.