"Why... did it turn out like this?"
"Sigh."
"Sigh."
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"Why did my sister turn out like this?"
"Why did my little snake turn out like this?"
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"So why are you, you fatso, copying me?"
Somewhere in the Elysian Realm, the petite girl with sakura-pink hair shot a sidelong glance at Elysia, who was sitting next to her, her face a perfect picture of a girl's brand new, unused exasperation.
She was trying to find a place in the Elysian Realm to vent her frustrations, but unexpectedly, this pink-haired she-devil popped out of nowhere again, sitting beside her and sighing along with her.
She was even copying her. Unbelievable.
"So why do we have the same troubles?"
Elysia's delicate and pretty face was also full of sorrow, courtesy of her good friend Mobius.
"My sister wants to marry me off to a pervert."
"My little snake wants me to have his babies."
Staring at each other, the two couldn't help but feel a sense of camaraderie.
They were both victims, both betrayed by those close to them, both nearly sent to the bridal chamber by those around them.
"Herrscher's Postpartum Care"
This thing might seem like a good idea to Mobius and the others, but for the people involved, it was filled with the unspeakable.
Beautiful girls should only cuddle, not get lewd!
If they were subjected to lewdness, they wouldn't be pure and beautiful girls anymore.
Elysia herself had no good ideas. After all, she couldn't possibly strike first and have her little snake practice "Herrscher's Postpartum Care" herself.
After thinking it over and over, there was only one way to get through this ordeal safely.
"Rin, help me, okay?"
The beautiful girl spoke softly.
If any man were standing here, he would be unable to refuse her request.
But Rin was a woman who dared to call this person a fatso to her face. A mere sentence...
"..."
Slender, lotus-root-like arms wrapped around the girl's body. Elysia held Rin's head with one hand, burying it in the prominent curve of her chest.
"Rin, help me, okay?"
So large were her breasts, one head couldn't be contained.
The sakura-haired girl felt a bosom as vast as a mother's and took a deep breath of the milky fragrance.
Then she looked up and gave a thumbs up: "Amazing!"
"Elysia, I think you'd make a great little wife!"
This was the evaluation from Miss Herrscher of Corruption.
If it was the warm and generous Elysia, she could surely turn the tables against Raiden Mei's oppression and win over all the beautiful girls in his harem.
But that's not what Elysia wanted!
"I've been so nice to you, can't you think of a solution for me?"
Rin crossed her arms and pouted.
You popped champagne while I was suffering. The fact that I didn't send you to the bridal chamber on the spot is already an act of extraordinary mercy, and you still expect me to help you?
You may be pretty, but you're dreaming pretty big too.
Besides, if she helped Elysia, who would help her?
However, even if that was the case, she couldn't say it to Elysia like that.
Rin said, "It looks very dangerous to be around that guy, and in fact, it's also very unsafe."
Elysia: "..."
Listening to you is like listening to nothing at all.
"A few months ago, that guy was just an ordinary human. During a mission we were on together, we ran into some lunatics who wanted to use a Herrscher Core to create a Great Honkai Eruption."
"He couldn't stand by and watch, so he intervened a little, ate the Herrscher Core, and turned himself into a Herrscher."
First, build up a heroic image of him in Elysia's mind.
As soon as these words were spoken, a strange light appeared in Elysia's eyes.
To risk one's own life to stop a Great Honkai Eruption... he was indeed a very brave and heroic boy.
But!
"Don't get the wrong idea. It wasn't dangerous for that guy at all. Eating a Herrscher Core is like drinking water to him."????
Her jewel-like blue and pink eyes were dazed. Elysia had no idea what this person was talking about.
To this, Miss Rin gave a disdainful smile, once again looking down on this woman's intelligence.
As expected, this woman's brain had been completely sucked away by her boobs. Being a dropout was the limit of this street loafer's intellect.
"I know you won't believe me, so I'll let you see for yourself."
The power of the Herrscher of Corruption modified the data, and a television instantly appeared before the two, playing back everything Rin had witnessed from a third-person perspective.
There, the pitch-black assassin was forced to abandon her mission, while the self-sacrificing Valkyries prepared to use their bodies to buy a brief moment to deal with the Herrscher Core.
Just as the chestnut-haired girl was about to absorb the Herrscher Core, a hand that felt exceptionally safe snatched the gem and absorbed it.
"If a Herrscher is needed to solve this problem, then let me be that Herrscher!"
Such a cool declaration made one's eyes sparkle. Even Elysia felt a brief flutter in her heart at that moment.
Traces of Honkai energy corrosion erupted from the man on the screen, almost making one think he would die from the power of the Herrscher Core in the next second.
But such worries were baseless. Not only did the Honkai energy emanating from his body stop, but the Honkai energy in the environment was also refined by him in a single deep breath.
Elysia made her assessment: "Very handsome!"
"And very dangerous!"
"That's right, very dangerous. This guy is a natural-born aberrant, just like you. I think you two might actually be a match made in heaven."
"Herrscher's Postpartum Care: Elysia Edition"
It would surely be a very valuable research document. Rin felt that everyone would be very happy.
Except for Elysia.
"Rin, didn't I ask you to help me? Why are you showing me this?"
Elysia puffed up her cheeks, her face like a bun.
She had really been just a little bit moved just now.
A handsome boy who steps forward in the face of crisis is just so cool!
Rin: "Aren't I helping you find a man?"
"Rin!"
Seemingly slender arms erupted with strength, grabbing the Herrscher girl by the neck and shaking her vigorously.
This inherently evil little Herrscher demon, how dare she, just like Mobius, try to make her get lewd! Simply unforgivable!!!
After a round of shaking, Elysia held Rin by the neck, forcing her to meet her gaze.
Her expression, deliberately adjusted, became fierce: "Rin-chan, if you can't help your big sister Elysia out of this mess, then I'll have to reluctantly become good sisters with your sister."
If we give birth, we give birth together. If we die, we die together.
They, the heroines of the Elysian Realm, are just that united, sharing life and death!
"Who are you trying to scare?"
Rin rolled her eyes. "Do you actually have the ability to love all people by nature?"
She really didn't believe Elysia could do such things.
Elysia's expression was fierce, but in a cute, pouting, milky-fierce way.
Not only did it lack any intimidating power, but it actually made her seem extremely cute, making one want to RUA her!
"I do indeed have the ability to love all people by nature."
Elysia was one step short of proudly putting her hands on her hips. "As long as I want to, you little one and your sister will have absolutely no escape!"
"The three of us beautiful girls will share life and death together!"
Rin: "..."
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To think someone would use this to threaten her. Don't they know her status as a sword-woman makes her inherently invincible? Her only weakness is the sister who wants to marry her off.
But since things had come to this, it wouldn't be right not to give this girl a little taste of what she wants.
Since she doesn't want to be sent to the bridal chamber, let her, the person involved, solve it herself.
Miss Rin's bright eyes darted around, a spark of world-shaking wisdom learned from a Kaslana flashing above her head: "I do have an idea, it just depends on whether you dare to use it."
"Rin-chan, I knew you were the most reliable!!"
Her elf-like ears twitched, and Elysia instantly returned to her usual gentle and lively self.
"You can use the power of the Herrscher of Corruption to turn yourself into a child. Then, you can say you're your own daughter, and make that guy back off out of decency."
You were born when I was not, and when I was born, you were already old.
It's not that I don't like you, but that we no longer belong to the same era.
Since we missed each other, let's not meet again, to avoid things happening that would make everyone full of regret.
However...
"Is there something wrong with this plan..."
Elysia felt that something was off about this proposal, but she couldn't quite put her finger on it.
By turning small, she could avoid getting lewd; by giving herself the tag of a mother, she could prevent a romantic encounter between them.
But there was something that felt off, something that was indescribably awkward.
The Herrscher sneered coldly: "It's fine. With me here, you have nothing to fear."
"..."
It's precisely because you're here that I'm worried!
Before Elysia could agree, Rin, who had already figured out how to deal with her, activated her power, turning Elysia into the form of a child.
"Rin, you're so mean!"
Pointing a chubby little finger at Rin, the child version of Elysia puffed out her cheeks, looking as adorable as a little fairy.
Although she no longer had the aura of a vibrant young woman, the milky scent emanating from within her made one feel an irresistible sense of affection for this little girl.
Human cubs are cute!
Young Elysia is very cute!
Rin grabbed Elysia under her arms, lifted her up to her face, and took a deep sniff.
She said, "Don't worry, I keep my promises. But if you want that guy to believe this, you'll have to go and make the case yourself."
Young Elysia's crystal-clear eyes widened, a bad premonition dawning on her: "Rin, you're not allowed..."
"Refusal is futile! Witness my Great Elysia Projection!"
The cute girl was swung into a circle, and the excited Herrscher girl, once the force in her hands reached its limit, unhesitatingly threw her towards a certain direction in the Elysian Realm.
Her voice lingered in the air: "I'll be back!"
The defeated-sounding voice made Rin feel incredibly refreshed, as if all the frustration she had endured from Elysia had been paid back in full.
But this alone wasn't enough to completely avenge the previous slight.
"Jie jie jie~~"
"Elysia, prepare to receive the gift I've carefully prepared for you!"
A piece of news spread through the Elysian Realm like wildfire.
"Elysia had a child with that outsider."
Mobius nearly tore the research materials in her hands to shreds.
"Sis Eli had a baby!?"
The number one thief of the Elysian Realm fell out of a tree.
"Eli's a mom already?"
Elysia's best friend nearly wasted a bottle of fine wine.
"Eli... is a mother?"
The confessing nun opened her eyes.
"..."
So...
"Who in the world is that outsider, to be able to get even a memory body pregnant?"
Mobius immediately started a new research project.
"Herrscher's Postpartum Care: Elysia Edition," now serialized!
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The small and adorable little girl traced a beautiful arc through the Elysian Realm.
Elysia, forced into her childhood form, was like a real little girl, nearly scared to tears by the rapid flight.
She never thought flying like this was a big deal before; she had even experienced more thrilling high-altitude falls.
But after losing all her power, Elysia found it even more exciting than a roller coaster, making her little heart pound in her fragile chest.
The buildings in the various areas of the Elysian Realm rapidly approached and enlarged in her vision, only to recede in an instant.
This experience of massive objects rapidly approaching and then moving away nearly gave her megalophobia.
"Rin-chan, if anything really happens to Sister Eli because of you, I'll make sure you really become Rin-chan!"
Shimmering tears scattered with the pink stream of light throughout the Elysian Realm. The girl's complaints were drowned out by the airflow from the high-speed flight, making it impossible for anyone to know what she was saying.
Elysia felt like she had crossed the entire Elysian Realm, as if using a shortcut on a computer to get from here to there.
A brand new area rapidly enlarged in the girl's vision. Even with her dropout-level education, she could roughly calculate that her landing point would be on the ground in this area.
In an instant, the pink-haired little girl's face was filled with panic, and her short limbs began to flail about randomly.
At the same time, she cried out, "Move! Get out of the way! Someone save me!"
A large hand swooped in, grabbing the girl by her collar. Using the legendary Great Universe-Shifting Auntie technique, it perfectly absorbed the inertia and impact from Elysia's body.
"You're safe."
The small, adorable girl had just breathed a sigh of relief when a somewhat unfamiliar face rapidly enlarged in her vision.
The not-yet-healed megalophobia made the girl look on the verge of tears, a truly pitiable sight.
The young Brian held the little one under her arms and lifted her up to his face. This little one, who had never appeared in his memory, left him completely bewildered.
He remembered... the smallest one in the Elysian Realm was Griseo.
How did a little girl suddenly pop up now?
Putting the little one down, Brian patted her head: "Little one, where are you from? Why were you flying through the sky to get here?"
Elysia: "..."
Oh no, out of the frying pan and into the fire.
That little rascal Rin made it sound so nice, all 'good sisters' this and 'helping her out of a jam' that.
But in the end, that person used the Herrscher of Corruption's power to alter the Elysian Realm's data, not only turning her into a child but also throwing her right in front of this outsider.
Truly, a wolf at the back and a tiger at the front, and because of this frail body, she had no strength to fight back.
Elysia started to panic, but panicking was useless.
The girl, whose wisdom didn't match her appearance, squeezed her dropout-level world-shaking intellect, trying to find a path to survival between the tiger and the wolf.
The tiny Elysia put on a pitiful act, and driven by her dropout wisdom, she made her move: "Big brother, Xilian... wants to find her mommy."
"Who's your mommy? Is she a visitor like me?"
The young Brian didn't realize the problem at this point, only thinking that this cute little girl looked somewhat similar to Elysia, like a younger version of her.
"My mommy..."
The girl sniffled, seemingly not yet recovered from the thrilling scare just now. "Is... is... Elysia."
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