Seeing her like this surely was making me feel alive, as I gave her a kiss on her lips and asked her how her day was as she again complained about being left alone and bored. So I giggled and pretended to take out anything from my behind, as she was feeling insanely excited about this sudden gift, as I also started teasing her, "Mommy is getting bad, as she doesn't even buy me anything, and I guess I have to take care of old people now!" Hearing my words surely made her pout, and she groped my balls and started to make a terrifying face. "Well, brat, who were you calling old now? Did you truly think that just because you have such a hot mommy like me, it gives you the right to tease your mommy like this?" Well, surely seeing her wildness is surely making me gulp my own guts, as surely I truly made her mine, as at first she was always pretending and trying to keep up the act, but now she naturally loves me and thinks all sorts of crazy stuff with me. Well, this is what feels like true home, and surely it was more fun to be with her like that, as I took out a little panda from my inventory and showed it to her. Well, seeing a panda out of nowhere surely shocked her to her core, as in panic she squeezed my balls like an egg, and a scream of pain came out of me, and by hearing my scream she came back to reality and saw I was covering my balls with a painful expression, as she held me and started apologizing to me in her panic: "Oh-oh, sorry, Adi, I didn't mean to, but you randomly took out a panda out of nowhere, so it got me out of reality and pushed me to fantasy land, but where the fuck did you even get it? Don't tell me you robbed it from anywhere!" Hearing her words surely made me think that it was a pretty genuine reaction, as there's no way that an average family like us could just randomly pop a panda out of nowhere, but to think that I had to surprise her while she was holding my balls—damn, I will never again try to surprise anybody whenever they are holding my balls, and especially not her. Just how crazy is her grip? Damn, I am feeling a real pain here. Damn, but surely seeing her expression could be said to be worth this pain, as I spoke in a forced smile manner: "Mom, please don't again try to squeeze my balls, and as for this panda, I found him roaming outside, so I captured him and gifted him to you. So take care of it." Hearing my words surely gave her a feeling of astonishment and a kind of thrill and terror, and she spoke in astonishment, "What the fuck? Adi, you kidnapped this little guy and gifted it to me without any sense of guilt or shame!" You brat, how the fuck did you get this thug-type mindset? I raised an innocent child, but seriously, tell me, what is the story of this cute little guest?" Hearing her, I explained to her that one of my friends was shifting to another place and can't keep this pet, so he was thinking about selling it. As in exchange for some money, I brought this cute guy to you, and now he will be joining our little family and will keep you busy while I am away, so you won't feel alone!" Hearing my words surely gave a warm smile to her face, and she looked at me with warm expressions and spoke in a gentle yet giggling tone: "Guess my son is truly learning to man up for her mother. Well, guess this brat is showing the signs of being my son!" After saying it, she began to rub her hands around the panda, as surely the softness and cheerfulness of him made Mom really happy and cheerful, so much so that she even forgot me for some moments and started to get dissolved in playing with him. Well, seeing the genuine happiness on her face, surely made my heart skip a beat, as seeing her like this surely was feeling like a great wonder, as exploring her like this was truly wonderful but heh-heh, I can't let the little guy take over me and get in those bobbies, as she was busy in playing with him, I sneaked behind her and started kiss her neck and bringing her back to reality, as surely feeling the touch of my lips around her neck was surely pretty worthwhile, as I was clearly enjoying every bit of it, as she started looking at me with same mischeivousness and with same disappointment and she spoke" Brat the moment I think that this brat can now live with himself without ruining everything, you prove me wrong, guess this mommy can't get a rest with a child like you but hey did you give this little guy a name?" Hearing her surely made me realize that I never gave a damn about his name, so I never thought about it, and besides, why does "panda" sound bad? Surely I bought one pet of each species, so there was no reason for me to get confused, but well, thinking about her nature, she must have already thought a. So this beauty just wants me to ask her selected name, but heh-heh, this son won't back down this easily, as I started to kiss her more passionately and spoke, "Oh, Mom, why worry about a lame name? How about just calling him Panda, as surely it also sounds beautiful, and instead of him, focus on me!" Hearing my words surely made her pout, and she started pinching my nipples. Well, surely now I can guess why it feels different, but it was giving me pain instead of arousal or happiness.
Well, she started speaking, "That's why, brat, you are such a dumbass. A name is the most important thing, like how you call your dick a treasure. That is the same logic with her!" Well, hearing such a blunt reply from Mom surely surprised me; I didn't think a person like my mom could even say it out loud. Well, I guess I have a lot to learn about her.