"Wow! This is Tokyo?"
"Even Tokyo has outskirts like any other city."
Gojo and Yuji were walking into Jujutsu High.
Walking past the shinto gate and into the barrier, Yuji was amazed by the immense scale of the school.
"So this is a magic school? So cool!"
Gojo chuckled in amusement at Yuji's reaction, seeing how he wondered at the aging complex of buildings that was the centre of the Jujutsu world.
"Once you pass the interview, you'll learn Jujutsu here."
"Interview?" Yuji asked, confused.
"You'll have to pass an interview to get into Jujutsu High. If you fail, you'll be executed immediately."
Yuji turned towards Gojo, tilting his head in confusion like a dog.
"Eh?"
Gojo's expression didn't change.
He was dead serious.
The colour drained from Yuji's face, his expression falling as he felt a shiver go down his spine.
'Is this why people are so scared of getting a job?' He thought, thinking he finally understood why some people were so scared of employment.
He didn't, of course. He wasn't a bum.
And if he DID become a bum (which is NEVER gonna happen, not in a million years), his bruzzah Todo 'the goat' Aoi would help him become better. (beat the shit out of him)
Gojo began walking off towards the principal's office with Yuji still frozen in shock.
He was so cooked.
Not only was he completely unprepared, he was also not what one would call 'the brightest tool in the shed'. He was failing a good chunk of his classes, and the only reason he wasn't expelled from his previous school was because the gym teacher desperately wanted him on their sports team.
Yuji couldn't do the same thing here though, considering everyone here had freaking superpowers.
Speaking of which, why did he have to be the one stuck with magic schizophrenia?
So unfair.
Yuji mentally struggled, pushing his legs into motion and through the fear of imminent death, towards where Gojo was walking. His walk was more of a slow waddle, however, as obviously he didn't want to walk towards his death.
"C'mon Yuji!" Gojo shouted, "You're walking like you've just shat your pants, man. I don't have all day."
Yeah, he was definitely cooked.
---
Yuji gulped nervously, sweat dripping onto the floor as he stared death the principal in the eye.
Well, he was staring him in the sunglasses, but you get the idea.
He bowed deeply before straightening up once more and introducing himself.
"Hello! My name is Yuji Itadori, I'm into tall girls with a fat ass like Jennifer Lawrence! It's nice to meet you sir!"
The principal didn't respond.
Yuji gulped again, his hand beginning to shake as his ears rang. Did he already fail? Was he about to die? Should he have said something else? Should he have-
"WHY ARE YOU HERE?" The principal asked calmly.
Yuji calmed down a bit, fear overwritten by sheer confusion.
"I'm here… for the interview?"
"YES, BUT WHY?"
"Because I was told I had to do one?"
The principal buried his face in his hands for a few seconds, before returning to normal.
"WHY DO YOU WANT TO JOIN JUJUTSU HIGH"
"Becuase I'll be executed if i don't?"
"OTHER THAN THAT."
'Why does this guy shout all the time? That can't be good for his throat.'
"To learn… Jujutsu?"
"WHAT IS YOUR MOTIVATION?"
"To save people."
"WHY?"
"Because…" Yuji began, "Because I don't want to regret the way I lived, I want to live my life knowing that I've helped others, and done something to help them."
The principal didn't say anything for a few seconds, before nodding.
"Satoru, show him to the dorms."
Gojo put his hand on Yuji's shoulder as he smiled.
"Well done Yuji! You passed!"
---
After hanging up his Jennifer Lawrence poster, Yuji sat down on his bed, relieved.
"That's the last thing I have to unpack…" He sighed.
The skin on his cheek shifted, an eye and mouth opening where there was previously none.
Looking towards a poster of a woman in a bikini, Sukuna spoke.
"That is an… interesting choice in decoration."
Yuji froze, suddenly remembering that there was another person spectating him at all times.
The eye on his cheek closed and the extra mouth disappeared, with Sukuna already having said all that he felt he needed to.
'This vessel stuff is gonna take a while to get used to'
— — —
Yuji, Megumi, and Gojo were all walking through a bustling street in Tokyo.
"She said she'd meet us here, so keep an eye out!" Gojo exclaimed
They were waiting for the third first-year student at Tokyo Jujutsu High to arrive, although both Megumi and Yuji didn't know how Gojo expected them to find her in this crowd.
Hearing some shouting, the group turned and saw a girl yelling at a marketer.
"That's our gal!" Gojo confirmed, before cupping his hands around his mouth and shouting dramatically.
"Hey! Over here!"
"Huh?"
The girl turned, giving the marketer an opportunity to escape her wrath.
"Oh, you're the ones from Jujutsu High right?" She said, jogging over.
"I'm Kugisaki Nobara."
"Fushiguro Megumi."
"Hi! I'm Itadori Yuji! I'm into girls like Jennifer Lawrence!"
Nobara's face fell.
She had come to the city in search of a new life, but instead she's now stuck with diet Sasuke and a special-ed kid.
And who the hell introduces themselves like that anyways!?
An extra eye and mouth appeared on Yuji's cheek as Megumi tensed and Gojo's cheery expression became forced.
"Since we are all introducing ourselves, I am Ryomen Sukuna."
Nobara froze.
Ryomen Sukuna.
Like that Ryomen Sukuna!?
She almost didn't believe it, but that presence…
"Hmmm…" Sukuna hummed, thinking.
"Judging by what I see, you're not too different from those annoying small dogs who bark the loudest and yet are not capable of anything more than nipping at ankles."
…
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU SORRY ASS–!"
Sukuna ignored her, having already confirmed that he was indeed correct with his initial assumption.