[Holy shit! My keyboard can't type anything else now!]
[So what if you can't type? My! Fucking! Skull! Just! Flew! Off!]
[Mom asked why I'm watching the live stream on my knees.]
[Is this even possible?! Zhang Hong slipped and gave her a springboard?!]
[Zhang Hong: Who am I? Where am I? How did my door panel launch her into the sky?!]
[Cat Family's Secret Art! — "How to Turn Your Opponent into a Stepping Stone"!]
[Pursuit Team: Are we even chasing a human being?!]
[Feng Chiyu's expression is literally me right now! Worldview.Collapse.jpg]
[Where are those who said Cifera's Parkour was inferior to Feng Chiyu's? Come out and take a walk!]
[This isn't Parkour! This is blatant cheating!]
[Physics... no longer exists...]
[Fuck physics! This is pure ~magic~ trickery! Hahaha~!]
[Magic trickery my ass! This is the power of that man's Poison Milk! If he hadn't jinxed Zhang Hong, he might not have slipped at all.]
[Where are the Nie Family disciples? Come quickly and worship the Patriarch's divine miracle! ! !]
[Poison Milk my ass! To forge iron, you need a strong hammer. If there's any miracle here, it's the Cat God's!]
No one had expected this chase to end so suddenly, yet so spectacularly!
Except for a few die-hard haters, the normal audience members were completely won over by Cifera's masterful escape maneuvers earlier that day.
Haters turned fans, casual viewers became ardent supporters, and devoted fans became die-hard enthusiasts—the conversions were overwhelming.
The audience's excitement lingered, and the Bullet Comments continued to flood the screen.
Meanwhile, in the studio, Host Qiu Qiu, a self-proclaimed Cat Fan, couldn't hide her glee. She turned to Nie Junfeng with a smile and said, "Though I'm only joking, I still want to sincerely thank you on behalf of Contestant Cifera, Inspector Nie!"
Nie Junfeng forced a wry smile. The host had completely abandoned any pretense of impartiality, diving straight into open flattery.
However, Nie Junfeng himself didn't mind. After all, the more he was proven wrong, the more Cifera demonstrated her unexpected potential.
This was a good thing!
Nie Junfeng had long considered Cifera one of his own, and the more impressive she proved to be, the happier he became.
While his role as a guest commentator was just a side gig, his primary occupation was as a police inspector. Seeing his future subordinate perform so brilliantly made him, her future superior, absolutely thrilled!
He grinned broadly and said, "Ha ha! No need to thank me. As the Bullet Comments said, Contestant Cifera ultimately escaped through her own skill. The so-called 'Poison Milk' only proves that her ability far surpasses my expectations. If I could, I'd love for Contestant Cifera to continue proving me wrong. I'm eager to see just how far this prodigy can go!"
"Wow, Inspector Nie's assessment of Contestant Cifera is clearly growing even more positive," Host Qiu Qiu remarked. "How about joining our Cat Fan family?"
Hearing this, Nie Junfeng immediately shook his head, deliberately adopting a stern expression and drawing out his words. "Host, I might just get angry at that suggestion."
"Ah?" Host Qiu Qiu looked bewildered, clearly unprepared for this reaction.
A few seconds later, Nie Junfeng burst into laughter, instantly dropping his act.
"Ha ha! What I'm really angry about is why you're only inviting me now! I've been a Cat Fan for ages!"
Host Qiu Qiu realized she'd been tricked and joined in the laughter.
The studio erupted in joyous applause.
The same jubilant atmosphere filled the command center backstage, where the production team was monitoring the broadcast.
Watching Cifera's lithe figure leaping joyfully between rooftops on the monitor, Chief Director Guo Tao couldn't have been happier!
So far today, everything had been an unexpected twist!
Perfect!
Absolutely perfect!
Not only had the episode delivered a series of iconic moments, but more importantly, Cifera—the show's explosive catalyst—had successfully escaped!
No plot could have been more perfect!
From the heart-pounding psychological warfare during the countdown before 9 AM, where tension mounted with each ticking second as pursuers and prey engaged in a desperate dance;
To Cifera's breathtaking double backflip off the second-floor balcony, defying gravity and plunging downward;
To her recent miraculous Double Board Leap from a seemingly inescapable corner!
Before the show began, Guo Tao couldn't have imagined in his wildest dreams that any of these scenes would actually unfold.
In Guo Tao's eyes, Cifera had single-handedly elevated the reality show to unprecedented heights.
He couldn't ask for more from her. His only plea was this:
Don't get eliminated too soon!
As long as Cifera remained on the show, viewership was guaranteed. She was rapidly trending toward becoming a national idol.
Articles about Cifera dominated the top trending charts on major websites.
In particular, a technical analysis of her backflip leap from the balcony, written by a sports influencer with over ten million followers, swept through social media like wildfire, instantly topping all major trending lists.
This sparked a collective frenzy among the parkour, fitness, and even physics communities.
The sports influencer had already announced they were working on a detailed technical analysis of Cifera's "Double Board Leap," promising to further amplify her popularity upon its release.
If yesterday Cifera had captured the hearts of intellectual fans, today she had won over action junkies and science nerds alike.
With this in mind, Guo Tao reiterated his orders to the entire production team:
"Keep a close eye on Cifera's every move! Don't miss a single detail! Understood?"
"Understood, Director Guo!"
Inside Liu Ruyan's luxurious villa, she watched Cifera leaping across rooftops on the screen and chuckled, "Since Cifera is going to such lengths to keep our promise, I can't afford to let her down either."
After removing her face mask, Liu Ruyan headed to the walk-in closet to change into an outfit suitable for a televised appearance.
Soon, she would go to the company headquarters as a major shareholder to host the press conference for tonight's charity jewelry auction.
For years, she had avoided involvement in company decisions, but today, she was throwing caution to the wind for her appointment with Cifera.
Night Shadow sat on a rocking horse in a park, his thoughts swirling as they had the previous night. But today, his mind refused to settle.
Since morning, he had overheard countless passersby discussing Cifera's extraordinary prowess. Just moments ago, two men with children had been watching a live stream on their phones, loudly debating her skills. Their constant exclamations of "Holy shit!" and "That's insane!" grated on his nerves.
Worse still, the two men had recognized him and approached him with sarcastic taunts:
"Hey Little Grandchild, why haven't you made your move yet? Are you playing it too safe?"
"Do you even know how badass Cifera was today? Think you can actually beat her?"
Night Shadow ignored their initial jabs. But what truly baffled him was their question about whether he could perform two Parkour moves: the "Backflip Building Leap" and the "Double Board Leap."
He stared at them in utter confusion.
What the hell are these moves?!
Backflip Building Leap?
Are you sure that's a legitimate technique and not just suicidal recklessness?
Double Board Leap?
Seriously, what does that even mean?!