Chapter 94 — Mei Terumi: Someone Please Save Me!
Subtitle: Tsunade — "That Mist Bitch Ruined My Moment!"
At first, Tsunade was still a little stiff and awkward.
But very quickly—
she became even more enthusiastic than Yujiro himself.
Not only did she pull him tightly into her arms,
she even flipped him around
and pinned him against the wall.
A warm, sweet fragrance wrapped around Yujiro,
making his entire body go weak—
except for one very specific place.
If someone who didn't know the situation barged in right now,
they would definitely think Tsunade had gotten drunk,
wandered into Yujiro's room,
and decided to aggressively "eat some tender grass."
Which is exactly why,
when the kiss finally ended
and she saw Yujiro looking at her with that teasing smirk,
the legendary Senju Tsunade actually blushed.
Awkwardness filled the air between them—
mostly on Tsunade's side.
Yujiro, of course, didn't care at all.
He didn't even care about the system prompt telling him
he had completed the mission and received a reward.
Sure, the Senju physique massively boosted his overall stats—
but compared to that,
the blushing Tsunade in front of him
was far more interesting.
And how do you dissolve awkwardness?
Simple.
Do it again.
Repeat it enough times
and the embarrassment becomes natural.
Then the fun really begins.
That would be the moment to advance to the next stage.
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"W–wait, you little brat, what do you think you're—"
Before she could finish,
Yujiro took her lips again.
Her thoughts scattered.
Damn it.
It felt so good.
Her tongue felt like it was melting.
Her brain was dissolving into mush.
She felt like she was turning into an idiot.
With that domineering, overwhelming kiss,
Uchiha Yujiro carved himself
deep into the mind of the golden-haired beauty.
Watching Tsunade's shy, hesitant, yet eager expression,
Yujiro knew:
The future Fifth Hokage was now his.
Sakura?
A shopkeeper's daughter.
The real shopkeeper queen
will always be Tsunade-hime.
"You idiot… what are you even doing? Did your brain break?"
After the second kiss,
Tsunade barely managed to stay upright,
face completely flushed,
voice trembling but stubborn.
After the third kiss—
Her brain was gone.
Her body felt boneless.
Her heart was pounding in chaotic, sweet rhythms.
All that shyness,
that nervousness,
that overwhelming joy—
This was the feeling of first love.
Strange as it was,
Tsunade had to admit:
She had fallen for him.
But now came the real crisis:
If he tries to go further… how should I refuse?
If she agrees too quickly, will he think she's easy?
But if she refuses gently, he'll just push harder…
If she refuses too strongly, will he get angry and ignore her forever?!
Tsunade spiraled into a full meltdown.
Fortunately—
a massive explosion shook the corridor.
And a familiar voice tore through the night:
"HELP! Somebody help me!" — Mei Terumi
Tsunade and Yujiro instantly snapped back to reality.
Making out was great—
but letting Mei die because of it
would be ridiculous.
Tsunade exhaled a huge sigh of relief.
Outwardly, though, she put on a furious act:
"Damn it!
That Mist Bitch ruined my moment!"
Anyone who heard that
would think she was the one seducing an innocent youth,
instead of being the one who got seduced.
Either way—
the two of them rushed toward Mei's room at full speed.
At that moment, torrents of fire and water clashed violently—
and without the slightest suspense,
Uchiha Yujiro's entire miniature villa was blown to rubble.
Fire Release: Dragon Fire Technique vs. Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet!
In an instant, the cozy little home of Yujiro's "gentle harem"
became a smoking pile of debris.
Yujiro's face darkened instantly.
But the upside was—
the explosion reunited him with his three-woman strike team
and brought them face-to-face with the intruder.
A terrifying man stood before them—
black hair, green eyes,
his upper body covered in grotesque, stitch-like seams.
A broken mask hung over the lower half of his face,
and on his forehead,
a scratched forehead protector shaped like a downward arrow.
His appearance was unmistakable.
Yujiro instantly identified him:
The former #1 assassin of Takigakure.
Naruto's "DLC expansion pack."
Akatsuki's undying banker and treasurer.
The eternal nemesis of the First Hokage— or so he claims.
The immortal reaper of the battlefield — Kakuzu.
Sure, fans joke that he "solo'd Hashirama from 800 miles away by throwing a shuriken."
But jokes aside—
anyone who underestimated this guy
always paid a terrible price.
Multiple combined elemental releases,
top-tier stats,
veteran combat instincts,
and most importantly—
his forbidden jutsu:
Earth Grudge Fear.
A body modified into an abomination of living tendrils,
granting overwhelming vitality,
insane regeneration,
monstrous durability,
and even healing abilities.
Even among Kage-level shinobi,
he was an all-round monster.
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"Tch. A failure, it seems."
And because he was excellent in every category,
Kakuzu showed zero fear after his ambush failed
and he ended up facing Yujiro's entire squad head-on.
He simply clicked his tongue,
as if making a minor observation.
"Bounty hunter… eyeing my head, is that it?"
Mei Terumi grit her teeth as she glared viciously at him.
Kakuzu replied in his flat, emotionless tone:
"Correct.
Your head is worth tens of millions.
Seems you've done something
to greatly enrage the Mist."
"Damn you—"
Mei was about to leap forward,
but Yujiro grabbed her shoulder to stop her.
Because right now?
She was nowhere near Kakuzu's level.
If she charged blindly,
she'd get her head twisted off
and turned into bounty cash within seconds.
"Uchiha Yujiro, is it?
Your head's worthless."
Kakuzu's attention shifted as he looked directly at Yujiro.
"I have no intention of fighting Konoha shinobi.
If you leave now,
I will pretend this encounter never happened.
Walk away,
and—"
That was as far as he got.
Yujiro laughed.
A dangerous, amused laugh.
Lightning Release · Lightning Armor
Lightning Release · Chidori Blade
Fire Release · Chakra Blazing Blade
Lightning Release · Chidori Kunai — Merit Wheel
Yujiro activated everything,
all at once.
His body erupted with lightning and fire,
turning him into something closer to a monster than a man.
The unstoppable, overwhelming Uchiha Yujiro
raised his blade toward Kakuzu and spoke calmly:
"Come now, Kakuzu.
I'll give you a chance
to reorganize that sentence."