Ye Liangchen is a programmer at a company called Xuanhuan Network. National Day is coming, and today the boss announced a week-long paid vacation. All the employees in the company jumped for excitement.
At this moment, he was rushing home. When he thought about the seven days of paid leave, he was in a very good mood. He rode his motorcycle happily on the street.
"Ding ding…"
"Crack…"
Suddenly, there were horn sounds and brake sounds coming from the front. A large number of cars blocked the entire street. It seemed that a car accident had occurred ahead.
Seeing that this road was blocked, Ye Liangchen had no choice but to turn around and take the alley to rush home.
"Traffic jams don't exist for motorcycles."
"I'll never get stuck in traffic when I ride my beloved scooter…"
Ye Liangchen thought of the cars stuck in the street and felt happy. He hummed a little tune along the way and headed home leisurely.
"Dongdongqiang…Dongdongqiang…"
As soon as Ye Liangchen entered the corner of the alley, a piece of music suddenly sounded in front of him. Then, he saw seven mourners in black suits, black hats, and sunglasses, dancing while carrying a coffin. They walked towards Ye Liangchen with smiles on their faces, showing their big white teeth. They were all familiar faces.
"Fuck! Isn't this my boss?"
He didn't expect that his boss would take on this kind of job now. Looking at the sexy dance steps and the intoxicating music, Ye Liangchen found it very funny.
"Boss, I'll go right and you guys go left."
Ye Liangchen shouted to the other party, and the seven people nodded at him to show that they understood.
"I understand. Come here quickly." The boss Ye Liangchen waved his hand.
"Boom..."
Ye Liangchen stepped on the accelerator of his motorcycle and drove to the right. But he never expected that the other party was facing him, carrying a coffin and moving to the left, and collided with Ye Liangchen.
"Bang…"
"I was careless! I didn't dodge!"
Ye Liangchen's head hit the coffin hard, and he saw stars and felt dizzy. Because he was not wearing a helmet, he fell to the ground and died.
Ye Liangchen! Sudden death!
He was 19 years old.
"I'll warm you up!"
Before losing consciousness, Ye Liangchen complained, which really proved the saying: When Brother Hei smiles, life and death are unpredictable.
The leader, Wong Tai Sin, took off his sunglasses and curled his lips.
"Xiaochen is gone, we have to hold a grand ceremony for him."
"Boss, I understand." The other six people quickly packed up Ye Liangchen and put him in the coffin.
…
It was unknown how long it had been, but Ye Liangchen was awakened by the sounds of suona and gongs and drums. He found that he had turned into a transparent soul body, trapped in a circular space, and the scene in front of him was his own funeral.
Ye Liangchen was sure that he was dead, but now it was too weird. Could it be that his soul had left his body?
"Holy crap! Isn't that my former boss and his close friends?"
"These guys are actually attending my own funeral. What a one-stop service!"
Ye Liangchen was at a loss whether to laugh or cry. This was the first time that his boss brought his men to his funeral.
Ye Liangchen's boss's surname is Huang, also known as Huang Daxian. He likes to combine science with metaphysics. He found several like-minded metaphysics researchers and established an Internet company called Xuanhuan. He usually develops various games and metaverses. He also wants to build a time machine one day to send people into the second dimension.
This guy sometimes does the work of a Taoist priest when he is interested. He has a professional team under him who can specialize in funerals.
At this moment at Ye Liangchen's funeral, relatives and friends were happily enjoying the feast. When they saw Wong Tai Sin and the others dancing beautifully, they took out their mobile phones to take pictures and laughed at the same time.
The boss Huang Daxian shook his head helplessly, and started singing with his men while beating drums and gongs.
"Tick-tick…tick-tick…"
"Dongdongqiang…Dongdongqiang…"
"I was so tired in the middle of the night that I felt like a fool. When I put down my phone, I felt anxious.
I don't post positive energy from Daojun, I only post poisonous chicken soup that harms people.
Toxic chicken soup is really amazing, it harms the world and the young.
A cigarette is lit on the left, and a power bank is plugged in on the right.
I was laughing while watching the jokes, and sighing at the comments.
Another drowsy night, the cock crows before dawn.
My phone is ticking till 5:30, come and praise me, Lord!
I hold a handful of rootless grass in my hand, and come to teach the people on the Internet,
The poor children of thousands of families, please don't suffer on the Internet! "
"Dongdongqiang…Dongdongqiang…"
The gongs and drums are loud and the firecrackers are blasting!
"Oh my god! This is sobering!"
Ye Liangchen felt that the rhyming tune sung by Huang Daxian and others was much better than that sung by Ma Hu You Niao and the like.
Wong Tai Sin looked around at the many young men and women at the funeral and felt that no one was serious enough, so he started singing seriously again.
"The scorching sun is like fire, and the women on the street are wearing little.
She had a requiem bag slung over her shoulder, revealing half of her slender waist.
She is so attractive with her heavy makeup, and she is looking for a rich man to trap her.
They walk through the streets in groups of three or five, making many male compatriots envious.
Dongdongqiang…Dongdongqiang…
There are two generals in front of the South Heaven Gate, who are very anxious to see this.
I came to the Lingxiao Palace to report what I saw.
The Lord of Heaven came to the South Heaven Gate, held the railing and looked down.
Why is there such a scene in the mortal world, with no clothes to cover the body and no food to eat?
The Fire Star Lord came forward and said, Your Majesty, please be patient and don't be impatient.
The weather is too hot, so I wear less and starve myself to look slim.
It doesn't matter to us gods, but it's a pity for the men in the lower world.
After saying this, he wiped the blood from his nose and shook off the purple and gold robe on his body.
Dongdongqiang…Dongdongqiang…
The Queen Mother came to the front hall and reassured the nobles not to panic.
Call the tea-servants and go and invite the old Dragon King.
Old Dragon King, Old Dragon King, I order you to bring rain quickly.
Thunder God and Lightning Goddess come to help you, sparks and lightning come,
I will not give up until I achieve my goal, and I will also let you all have a good time.
Save the men in the world and water the exhibitionist below.
Dongdongqiang…Dongdongqiang…
A thunderbolt sounded in the clear sky, and dark clouds came to cover the sky.
The world needs a rain to cleanse people's hearts!"
Dongdongqiang…Dongdongqiang…
"Taishang Laojun, hurry up and obey the order! Congratulations to Xiaochen for ascending to heaven!" Huang Daxian shouted.
After Huang Daxian and his group sang this, the relatives and friends at the funeral became serious and shouted in unison: "Congratulations to Xiaochen for ascending to heaven!"
Among all kinds of musical instruments, suona is the king, either ascending to heaven or worshipping in the hall,
A pluck of the erhu, a sound of the suona, determines a lifetime.
As soon as the music started and the cloth was spread, the whole village, young and old, waited for the food to be served.
Some cried, some were lifted up, and behind them was a white cloud.
Once the coffin is closed and buried, he will never come back to this world again.
"Tick-tick-tick…dong-dong-clang…dong-dong-clang…"
As the suona sounded and the gongs and drums roared, Ye Liangchen's soul was slowly carried up to the sky by the ball and escaped into the unknown world.
I'll warm you up!
This time he really ascended to heaven, Ye Liangchen complained helplessly, and took a last look at his family. His parents had passed away early, and now he only had a brother and sister-in-law, and a sister.
For Ye Liangchen, he has no worries in this world anymore, so it would be nice to escape from the suffering of this world as soon as possible!
…
A few years later, in a fantasy world called Douluo Continent, in Tianshui City of the Tiandou Empire, in the woods deep inside Tianshui Academy, a delicate little boy was lying on the lawn, thinking about something.
The little boy is about four years old. He is very cute, with big eyes that twinkle like little stars. His adorable little face makes people want to rub it when they see it.
This person was none other than Ye Liangchen, who was sent away by his boss, traveled to Douluo Continent, and was reincarnated.
"I didn't expect that after my death, I would actually come to the Douluo World, and even live in the same era as another time traveler, Tang San. It's interesting."
Ye Liangchen talked to himself in his heart. At this moment, he seriously suspected that there was something strange about the coffin he bumped into in his previous life. Could it be a time machine they built?
It's outrageous. It's outrageous to the extreme.
"Where's my cheat! Why hasn't it arrived yet?"
Ye Liangchen was thinking that it would be difficult for him to survive as a time traveler without cheats. Although in the world of Douluo Continent, he could seize opportunities by relying on foresight, it was also a bit dangerous. If he had cheats, it would be very cool.
"bite!"
At this moment, a ding sound rang in Ye Liangchen's mind, and then a panel appeared in his mind, similar to the one in a game, with a line of words on it: Welcome to Douluo Continent, I wish you a happy time.
"Holy crap! Isn't this the Myriad Worlds Journey game that Xuanhuan Company developed in my previous life? I even fixed a lot of bugs in that game back then. How did it get into my head?"
Ye Liangchen felt like he had traveled into a game. It was a bit unreal and too outrageous.
Well! Now that I'm here, I might as well make the best of it. Traveling through time is already absurd, so if that's the case, I might as well take a good look at this world.
Ye Liangchen used his mind to sense the game character in his mind, which showed that he was in the current world. He had two martial souls, but they were sealed. The only martial arts he had were Hunyuan Jue and Five Elements Divine Fist, and the others were all sealed. As for the treasures and equipment, there was a bottle of Foundation Establishment Pill, and the others were also sealed.
It's really similar to the games I played in my previous life. It's so interesting.
This plug-in also made no sound, and the line of text on the panel disappeared after ten minutes. It felt like there was an extra space treasure in my body.
"Twin martial spirits? What could that be?
"But with this cheat, I can defeat everything in Douluo World!"
"Tang San was able to reach the God Realm with the Xuantian Gong and some hidden weapons, so my Hunyuan Jue is a cultivation method! I think I can break through the God Realm."
"Hehehe...! Tang San, from now on, all your opportunities belong to me. What's mine is still mine."
They were all time travelers, so Ye Liangchen naturally couldn't let Tang San grow up. Anyway, the other party wasn't a good person. Thinking of this, Ye Liangchen sat up all of a sudden and prepared to try to practice the Hunyuan Jue.
"No, I'm only four years old now, and I'm already practicing. Others will think it's abnormal. I'd better wait until I awaken my martial soul and then use the soul power to cover it up!"
Thinking of this, Ye Liangchen lay down again. With the plug-in, he could roam freely in this low-level fantasy world.
Ye Liangchen was born in Tianshui City. His father was Ye Feng, who had no relationship with the Jiuxing Begonia Ye family. His mother was Liu Ruyan, who was a cousin of Shui Bing'er's mother.
When Ye Liangchen was only three months old, his parents died unexpectedly. Since then, Ye Liangchen has been raised by Lan Xiaodie as his own son. As for how his parents died, Ye Liangchen didn't know.
Lan Xiaodie also has a younger sister named Lan Xiaoling. The two sisters are the pride of the Shui family in Tianshui City. They married the same man named Yun Hanxing. They were originally married into the Shui family, so their daughters took their mother's surname.
Ye Liangchen had only heard of Yun Hanxing and had never seen him, so he didn't know whether he was dead or alive.
The Lan Xiaodie sisters' surname used to be Shui, but no one knew why they changed their name. When Ye Liangchen overheard these rumors, he was also confused. Is there any hidden story behind this?
Lan Xiaodie and Lan Xiaoling are teachers and managers of Tianshui College. They are very busy at work, so they brought Ye Liangchen to Tianshui College. Anyway, Ye Liangchen is only a four-year-old child now, and no one cares about him. In his spare time, Shui Bing'er and Shui Yue'er can also accompany the little guy so that he will not be lonely.
Parents offering sacrifices to the heavens and having boundless magical powers are necessary conditions for time travelers, so Ye Liangchen was naturally not surprised.
"Xiaochen, why are you here?"
"Come with us to lunch."
At this moment, two blue-haired little girls about 6 years old ran to Ye Liangchen, pulled him up, and dragged him towards the college cafeteria.
The two little girls are Shui Bing'er and Shui Yue'er. They are half-sisters. They had already awakened their martial spirits long ago and are now studying in the junior class of the academy.
Shui Bing'er's martial soul is the top-grade Ice Phoenix, with an innate soul power of a little over level 9. She has already obtained the first soul ring and is a level 12 soul master. Shui Yue'er's martial soul is a cute jade dolphin, with an innate soul power of a little over level 7. Now her soul power is only level 9 and she has not yet obtained the first soul ring.
"Sisters, I can walk by myself."
Ye Liangchen wanted to pull his little hand free, but he was only four years old and couldn't get free at all.
In his previous life, he was single for 19 years and passed away before he even had the chance to have a girlfriend. In this life, he became a baby and was pulled by two little girls. Ye Liangchen felt very uncomfortable.
"Why are you shy at such a young age?" Shui Bing'er reached out and rubbed the little guy's head, smiling sweetly.
"Hehe...! Sister, Xiaochen is afraid of being seen by other sisters. Sorry." Shuiyueer said mischievously.
Tianshui College is very big, and the lawn is at least two kilometers away from the college cafeteria. Ye Liangchen's short legs were numb from being pulled so fast by the two sisters.
"Are you tired? I'll carry you."
Shui Bing'er felt very sorry for this little guy who had lost his parents since childhood. Moreover, she learned from her mother that the little guy's parents died while trying to save her mother, which made her feel guilty.
"I can walk on my own."
Ye Liangchen immediately refused. How could he let a seven-year-old girl carry him on her back? Although he was just a child now, he had lived to be 19 years old in his previous life!
"Sister! Xiaochen is shy. He has been sleeping in a separate bed from us since he was three years old." Shuiyueer said with a smile.
"Why are you being shy with your sister?"
Shui Bing'er squatted down, carried Ye Liangchen on her back, and walked quickly towards the college cafeteria.
Hey! If you can't resist, just accept your fate!
Ye Liangchen is only four years old now, so he can only try his best to play the role of a child. He cannot act too mature, otherwise he will be regarded as a monster.
You know what, reincarnation as a child is quite interesting. It feels like starting over again. Moreover, I have come to such a fantasy world full of beautiful women. No matter what, it must be more exciting than the previous life.