It was just another Night, I was literally just sleeping and then got woken up by a glass falling in The Kitchen. When I arrived there I saw No other than Phen-228 trying to clean up a broken glass while panicking.
"Phen." I started:"wtf are you doing here?"
"Uh- I just-... hey Jeppy! I missed you so much." He answered.
"Don't give Me that Bullshit I know damn well that You are up to something, what happend?" I ask and he looks around.
"Well.. you see..." He said and I raised an Eyebrow:"The dude that I Paralyzed is kinad... not breathing?"
WHAT.
I stare at him in shock.
"Phen, gtfo of My House." I ask him Nicely.
"Wait- I'm sorry! Baby I'm so sorry-" He then takes out a crumpled Paper and starts reading it:"are you gonna hurt Me? Please don't deserve Me, Please don't deserve Me-" I cut him off by saying:"saying a Rebzyyx song is not gonna Help your case." And he just looks up at Me.
"I'm gonna help pay Rent." He then says and I consider it.
"Y'know what?" I say:"deal." And he looks relieved.