There are many ancient literati and poets.
This 'sao' (flirtatious, lewd) is not only reflected in their literary accomplishments but also in their literary skills.
Today's explicit stories are a continuation of ancient explicit stories.
However, ancient explicit stories were more subtle and required a great command of language. This is something that today's authors cannot compare to, including myself.
Using vernacular literature to describe indescribable things can easily attract the attention of mythical beasts. Therefore, I, in my limited talent, have searched the internet for some 'wonderful and witty remarks' for everyone to enjoy.
Ancient Erotic Poems:
The gauze curtains fill with the fragrance of orchids and musk, her delicate eyebrows lightly playing the flute.
Her snow-white jade body is visible through the curtains, unable to resist the flight of her soul.
A small cherry mouth, hands like tender shoots.
The talented lover's passion moves him to whisper to his maid, unknowingly tasting the exquisite pleasure.
Or perhaps:
The bud is slightly broken, leaving ample red at the origin;
The jade stalk suddenly becomes erect, inevitably causing a hint of shyness.
Some you may have even heard of:
The flower path has never been swept for guests, only now is the humble door opened for you.
Of course, there are also very talented humorous netizens who have re-created certain poems, such as:
My brother's tattered shirt remains, spring grass grows deep by the bed. When dry, flowers splash tears, hating parting, birds startle the heart.
And also:
Crying, it hurts, Uncle, faint pressure,
Small hole, flowing water, let it clamp,
Fiddling, narrow seam, thin?
Absorbing yang, under the knees,
Heartbroken person, lick again!
Finally, one more line:
Before the window, bright moonlight, three pairs of shoes on the ground.
Humorous netizens never disappoint; their talent is truly amazing, but unfortunately, it's used in the wrong place.
… … … …
After a hearty and exhilarating battle, a system message popped up.
[Congratulations to the host for completing a night of sleeping together, obtaining an ordinary treasure chest.]
[Congratulations to the host for achieving 'killing two birds with one stone', obtaining a silver treasure chest.]
He received two treasure chests, exactly the same as last night's haul.
This made Lin Yi a bit surprised. Last night, he had the female lead and the second female lead. Why was the reward the same as with the escorts?
This doesn't make sense.
Lin Yi was pondering deeply when he suddenly slapped his forehead and exclaimed:
If I don't understand, I'll just ask the system directly. Why do I have to think about it myself?
Silly, I'm so silly.
After berating himself, Lin Yi immediately asked the system: What are the conditions for obtaining treasure chests?
[Ding! Each time the host completes a night of sleeping together, an ordinary treasure chest is obtained.]
[Whenever the host achieves 'killing two birds with one stone', a silver treasure chest can be obtained.]
[Whenever the host successfully captures a female character, a golden treasure chest can be obtained.]
[Whenever the host successfully captures a supporting female character, a diamond treasure chest can be obtained.]
[Whenever the host captures a main female character, a platinum treasure chest can be obtained.]
[As for special treasure chests, the conditions for obtaining them are for the host to discover on their own.]
"I have to discover it myself?"
When Lin Yi saw the conditions for obtaining the special treasure chest, he immediately felt very curious.
As everyone knows, the way to obtain good things is always difficult.
The way to obtain this special treasure chest requires one to ponder and discover it himself. Lin Yi dared to bet that there were definitely good things inside the special treasure chest.
"Could the special condition be asking me to cuckold someone?"
Lin Yi suddenly thought of this possibility. He stroked his chin and muttered, "Judging from the system's name, it's not impossible… Or is it… asking me to go and snatch the bride at someone else's wedding? That method is scummy enough… but it might meet the conditions."
"The way to obtain the special treasure chest hasn't been revealed yet, but it's definitely related to the word 'scum'. I'll slowly explore it in the future and I'll know."
"As for the other treasure chests, the ways to obtain them are already clear…"
Lin Yi thought of his passionate lovemaking with Xiaolan and Sonoko last night and immediately understood: "So, only passionate sex can get the most basic rewards. Only by successfully capturing them and winning their hearts can I get better treasure chests."
"This way of obtaining treasure chests is really suitable for me." Lin Yi beamed with joy, quite fortunate for the decision he made in the beginning: "If I had chosen to be a detective or commit crimes, I would definitely have to solve some bizarre cases or create some major events to get advanced treasure chests…"
"Luckily, I chose to be a scumbag…"
Lin Yi expressed considerable satisfaction.
"Alright, next is the highly anticipated treasure chest opening segment…"
Lin Yi couldn't help but rub his hands together, praying to the heavens: "Heavenly spirits, earthly spirits… give me something good, I don't ask for any cultivation skills, just give me a pair of eyes that can see through women's hearts… Open!"
A series of 'bling bling' lottery sounds echoed in my ears.
[You have opened a Common Treasure Chest. You have obtained Beginner Cooking.]
"Damn… cooking is cooking, why add the word 'Beginner'?"
Lin Yi felt a headache. Couldn't he just draw a Master level cooking skill in one go? Isn't this just messing with people?
Complaints aside, Lin Yi still honestly looked at the skill description.
[Beginner Cooking, a life skill. The deliciousness of the food you successfully create is slightly increased.]
"Successfully created food?"
Lin Yi was curious when he saw this: "If I buy some frozen dumplings and throw them into the water, boil them, and then scoop them out, would that count as successfully creating them? Would the deliciousness increase?"
"I'll try it when I get back."
"Next is the Silver Treasure Chest… Last time I opened it, I got Fighting Proficiency, which let me show off a good hand. I wonder what will come this time?"
Lin Yi, filled with great expectations, opened the Silver Treasure Chest again.
A pleasant lottery sound rang out.
[You have opened a Silver Treasure Chest. You have obtained Elementary Muscle Endurance.]
"Oh? Endurance?"
Lin Yi raised his eyebrows and looked at the skill description with an excited expression:
[Elementary Muscle Endurance: Your muscle endurance is strengthened. The specific effects are: slightly increased muscle strength, improved muscle endurance, and improved cardiopulmonary function. Note: Don't even think about it, your 'thingy' is not within the scope of muscles and cannot be enhanced unless you train it into a muscle.]
"Damn it, you broken system, are you teasing me?"
Lin Yi felt very unhappy. Not only did he not get what he wanted, but he was also ridiculed.