Ye Liangchen works as a programmer for a company called Xuanhuan Network. National Day is approaching, and today the boss announced a week of paid leave. The entire company jumped for joy.
He was rushing home at the moment, feeling incredibly happy at the thought of seven days of paid leave. He rode his motorcycle happily down the street.
"Beep..."
"Squeak..."
Suddenly, horns and brakes blared from the front. A swarm of cars blocked the entire street, suggesting a suspected car accident.
Seeing the road blocked, Ye Liangchen had no choice but to turn around and take the alleyway back home.
"Traffic jams don't exist for motorcycles."
"On my beloved little motorcycle, I'll never get stuck in traffic..."
Thinking of the cars stuck in the street, Ye Liangchen felt happy, humming a little tune along the way as he leisurely made his way home.
"Dong, dong, qiang... Dong, dong, qiang..."
As Ye Liangchen turned the corner in the alley, music suddenly erupted from the front. Then, he saw seven mourners in black suits, black hats, and sunglasses, dancing and carrying a coffin. They walked towards Ye Liangchen, their faces beaming with smiles, revealing their bright white teeth. And they were familiar faces.
"Fuck! Isn't this my boss?"
He hadn't expected his boss to take on such a job. The sultry dance moves and the intoxicating music amused Ye Liangchen.
"Boss, I'll go right, you guys go left,"
Ye Liangchen shouted, and the seven men nodded in understanding.
"Understood, come here quickly," the boss waved at Ye Liangchen.
"Boom..."
Ye Liangchen throttled his motorcycle and headed to the right. But he never expected that the men, carrying the coffin, would be facing him, moving to the left, colliding with him.
"Bang..."
"Careless! Didn't dodge!"
Ye Liangchen's head slammed hard against the coffin, his eyes darting and his head spinning. Unable to dodge due to lack of a helmet, he collapsed to the ground, dead.
"I'll warm you up!"
Ye Liangchen grumbled before losing consciousness, truly living up to the saying, "When Hei Ge laughs, life and death are unpredictable." Such an outrageous death, yet he actually bumped into someone.
The leader, Wong Tai Sin, removed his sunglasses, his lips curled.
"Xiaochen's gone, we need to give him a lavish ceremony."
"Boss, got it." The other six hurriedly packed up Ye Liangchen and placed him in the coffin.
...
After an unknown amount of time, Ye Liangchen was awakened by the sounds of suona and gongs and drums. He found himself transformed into a transparent spirit, trapped in a circular space, and the scene before him was his own funeral.
Ye Liangchen was certain he was dead, but now it was too surreal. Had his soul left his body?
"Holy crap! Isn't that my former boss and his cronies?"
"These guys are actually attending my funeral! What a one-stop service!"
Ye Liangchen was instantly amused. This was the first time his boss had his men at his funeral.
Ye Liangchen's boss, surnamed Huang, also known as Huang Daxian, enjoyed blending science and metaphysics. He had found a few like-minded metaphysical researchers and founded an online company called Xuanhuan. They developed various games, metaverses, and other such things. He also dreamed of one day building a time machine to transport people into otherworldly realms.
He even took up Taoist priest duties when he felt like it. He had a team of professionals who could perform funeral services.
At Ye Liangchen's funeral, friends and family were happily enjoying the feast. Seeing Huang Daxian and his crew dancing so beautifully, they pulled out their phones to take photos and laughed.
Huang Daxian, the boss, shook his head helplessly and led his men into singing, beating drums and gongs.
"Tick-tick... tick-tick..."
"Dong-dong-clang... Dong-dong-clang..."
"I'm scrolling like a fool in the middle of the night. I feel anxious when I put down my phone.
I don't scroll to the positive energy of the Taoist priest, but only scroll to the poisonous chicken soup
that harms people. Toxic chicken soup is really amazing. It harms the heaven, the earth,
and the young. I light up a cigarette on the left and plug in a power bank on the right.
I scroll through jokes and try to hold back my laughter. I read the comments and sigh,
wow. Another drowsy night. The sun is still up and the roosters are crowing. I
scrolled on my phone until half past five. The King of Hell is here to bless you!
I'm holding a handful of rootless grass to teach the people on the Internet a lesson.
The poor children in thousands of families should not suffer on the Internet!"
"Dong-dong-clang... Dong-dong-clang..."
The gongs and drums were loud and the firecrackers were blasting!
"Oh my god! This is simply the most sober thing in the world!"
Ye Liangchen felt that the rhyming tune sung by Huang Daxian and others was much better than that sung by Ma Hu You Niao and the like.
Huang Daxian looked around at the many young men and women at the funeral and felt that no one was serious, so he started singing seriously again.
"The sun is scorching like fire. Women on the street are wearing little clothes,
carrying soul bags on their shoulders, revealing half of their slender waists. They are wearing
heavy makeup and are so attractive. They are looking for rich men to set traps.
They walk through the streets in groups of three or five, making many men greedy.
Dongdongqiang... Dongdongqiang...
There are two generals in front of the South Heaven Gate. They are very anxious to see this.
They have come to the Lingxiao Palace to report what they have seen.
The Heavenly King came to the South Heaven Gate, holding the railing and looking down.
Why is there such a scene in the mortal world? They have no clothes to cover their bodies and no food to eat.
The Fire Star Lord came forward and said, Your Majesty, please be patient and don't be impatient.
It's too hot to wear clothes. Eat less, starve thin to look slim.
It doesn't matter to us immortals, but pity the men in the lower realms.
After saying this, she wiped the blood from her nose and shook off her purple-gold robes.
Dongdongclang... Dongdongclang...
The Queen Mother came to the front hall, reassuring the nobles not to panic.
She summoned the tea bearers and quickly summoned the old Dragon King. "
Old Dragon King, oh Old Dragon King, I command you to bring down the rain quickly. The
God of Thunder and the Goddess of Lightning are here to help you. Sparks and lightning will fly.
We won't stop until we achieve our goal. Let the nobles have a good time too.
Save the men of the mortal world and quench the exhibitionist down below.
" Dongdongclang... Dongdongclang...
A thunderbolt struck a clear sky, and dark clouds descended upon the sky.
The world needed a rain to cleanse its hearts! "
Dong-dong-clang... Dong-dong-clang...
"Taishang Laojun, hurry, hurry, as ordered! Congratulations to Xiaochen on his ascension!" Wong Tai Sin shouted.
After Wong Tai Sin and his companions sang this, the relatives and friends at the funeral grew serious, shouting in unison, "Congratulations to Xiaochen on his ascension!" Among all musical instruments, the suona reigns supreme. It's either ascension or a wedding ceremony.
A single pluck of the erhu, a single pluck
, a single suona blast, seals a lifelong bond . A tune plays,
a cloth is draped, and the entire village, young and old, awaits the arrival of food. Some weep, some carry
the burden, followed by a blanket of white. The coffin is closed, the earth is buried, and from this world, it returns.
"Tick-tick-tick...dong-dong-clang...dong-dong-clang..."
The suona blares, gongs and drums roar, and Ye Liangchen's soul is slowly carried up to heaven by the sphere, escaping into an unknown realm. "
I
'll warm you up!" Ye Liangchen grumbles helplessly, now truly ascending to heaven. He takes one last look at his family. His parents passed away long ago, leaving him with only a brother, sister-in-law, and a sister.
For Ye Liangchen, the world is free of his worries; escaping the sufferings of this world quickly wouldn't be a bad idea!
...
Years later, in a fantasy world called Douluo Continent, deep in the woods of Tianshui Academy in Tianshui City, the Tiandou Empire, a delicately dressed boy lies on the lawn, pondering.
The little boy, about four years old, was adorable, with big eyes that twinkled like little stars. His adorable face was so charming it was impossible not to rub it.
This person was none other than Ye Liangchen, who, after being sent away by his boss, had traveled to Douluo Continent and been reborn.
"I never thought I'd end up in the Douluo World after my death, and even live in the same era as another time traveler, Tang San. Interesting,"
Ye Liangchen muttered to himself. He now seriously suspected that the coffin he'd bumped into in his previous life was anomalous. Could it be a time machine they'd built?
This was outrageous.
"Where's my cheat? Why hasn't it arrived yet?"
Ye Liangchen thought to himself. Being a time traveler without cheats was tough. While in the world of Douluo Continent, one could rely on foresight to seize opportunities, that was a bit risky. Having cheats would be incredibly satisfying.
"Ding!"
At that moment, a dinging sound echoed in Ye Liangchen's mind, followed by a panel resembling a game character. It displayed a message: Welcome to Douluo Continent, Have Fun!
"Holy crap! Isn't this the new game Myriad Worlds Journey developed by Xuanhuan Company in my previous life? I even fixed a bunch of bugs back then, so how did this game end up in my mind?"
Ye Liangchen felt like he'd been transported into a game. It felt unreal, too outrageous.
Oh well! Since I'm here, I might as well make the best of it. Having already traveled through time is already outrageous enough, so I might as well take a look at this world.
Ye Liangchen used his mind to sense the game character in his mind. It showed the world he was in. He had two martial spirits, but they were sealed. His only current skills were the Hunyuan Jue and the Five Elements Divine Fist; the others were also sealed. As for treasures and equipment, he did have a bottle of Foundation Establishment Pill, but the others were also sealed.
It really felt like the games he'd played in his previous life. So interesting.
This cheat made no sound, and the line of text on the panel disappeared after ten minutes. It felt like there was an extra spatial treasure in his body.
"Twin martial souls? What could that be?
" "But with this cheat, in the Douluo World, I can defeat everything!"
"Tang San can reach the God Realm with the Xuantian Gong and some hidden weapons, so my Hunyuan Jue is a cultivation method! I guess I can break through the God Realm."
"Hehehe...! Now it's fun."
They are all time travelers, so Ye Liangchen naturally can't let Tang San grow up. There can't be two tigers in one mountain, unless one is male and the other is female.
Thinking of this, Ye Liangchen sat up and prepared to try to practice Hunyuan Jue.
"No, I'm only four years old now, and I'm starting to practice. Others will think it's abnormal. It's better to wait until I awaken my martial soul, and then use the cultivation of soul power to cover it up! "
Thinking of this, Ye Liangchen lay down again. With the cheat, he could roam freely in this low-level fantasy world.
Ye Liangchen was born in Tianshui City. His father was Ye Feng, who had no relationship with the Nine Star Begonia Ye family. His mother was Liu Ruyan, who was a cousin of Shui Binger's mother.
When Ye Liangchen was only three months old, his parents died unexpectedly. Since then, Ye Liangchen has been raised by Lan Xiaodie as a son. As for how his parents died, Ye Liangchen didn't know.
Lan Xiaodie also has a younger sister named Lan Xiaoling. The two sisters are the proud daughters of the Shui family in Tianshui City. They married the same man, Yun Hanxing. They were originally married into the Shui family, so their daughters are different from their mothers. Surname.
Ye Liangchen had only heard of Yun Hanxing and had never seen him, nor did he know whether he was dead or alive.
Lan Xiaodie and her sister's surname was Shui before, but they didn't know why they changed their names. When Ye Liangchen overheard these rumors, he was also confused. Is there any hidden story in it?
Lan Xiaodie and Lan Xiaoling are teachers and administrators of Tianshui College. They are usually very busy at work, so they brought Ye Liangchen to Tianshui College. Anyway, Ye Liangchen is only a four-year-old child now, and no one cares about him. In his spare time, Shui Binger and Shui Yueer can also accompany the little guy so that he will not be lonely.
Parents who offer sacrifices to the sky and have boundless magic power are necessary conditions for time travelers, so Ye Liangchen is naturally not surprised.
"Xiaochen, why are you here?"
"Come and have lunch with us. "
At this moment, two blue-haired little girls about 6 years old ran to Ye Liangchen, pulled him up, and dragged him to the college cafeteria.
The two little girls were Shui Bing'er and Shui Yue'er, they were half-sisters. The two little girls had awakened their martial spirits long before, and were already studying in the junior class of the college.
Shui Bing'er's martial spirit was the top-grade martial spirit, the Ice Phoenix, and her innate soul power was a little over level 9. She had already obtained the first soul ring and was a level 12 soul master, while Shui Yue'er's martial spirit was a cute Yingyu Dolphin, and her innate soul power was just over level 7. Now her soul power was only level 9, and she had not yet obtained the first soul ring.
"Sisters, I can walk by myself."
Ye Liangchen wanted to pull his hands away, but he was only four years old and could not get away at all.
In his previous life, he was single and died before he even had a girlfriend. In this life, he became a baby, and was pulled by two little girls. Ye Liangchen felt very uncomfortable.
"You are so young, why are you shy! Shui Bing'er reached out and rubbed the little guy's head, smiling sweetly.
"Haha...! Sister, Xiaochen is afraid the other sisters might see him. Sorry," Shui Yue'er said mischievously.
Tianshui College was huge, and the lawn was at least two kilometers away from the college cafeteria. Ye Liangchen's short legs were numb from being pulled so quickly by the two sisters.
"Are you tired? I'll carry you."
Shui Bing'er felt deeply for this little boy, who had lost his parents at a young age. Furthermore, she had learned from her mother that the boy's parents had died saving hers, leaving her feeling guilty.
"I can walk on my own,"
Ye Liangchen immediately refused. How could he let a seven-year-old girl carry him? Although he was only a child now, he had been an adult in his previous life.
"Sister! Xiaochen is shy. He's been sleeping in a separate bed from us since he was three," Shui Yue'er said with a smile.
"Why are you being shy with me?"
Shui Bing'er squatted down, carrying Ye Liangchen on her back, and quickly walked towards the academy cafeteria.
Oh! If you can't resist, just accept your fate!
Ye Liangchen was only four years old now, so he had to try his best to play the role of a child. He couldn't act too mature, otherwise he'd be mistaken for a monster.
After all, reincarnation as a child was quite interesting. It felt like starting over again, and he'd arrived in such a fantasy world filled with beautiful women. After all, it had to be more exciting than his previous life.
Douluo fan fiction, everyone is welcome to try the poison. In this world, you can find all the beauties you want.