Shizune followed closely behind, while Kurenai carried Wolon in her arms and stepped inside.
Kurenai glanced at Kairen with a puzzled expression.
Kairen used a Shadow Clone to transform into a white horse, while his real body changed into a red wedding robe with a large red flower on his chest.
"Kairen, aren't you coming in?!"
Kairen shook his head, mounted the horse, and patted its rump.
"I'll scout ahead for you!"
"Alright then!" Kurenai dropped the curtain.
"Caw, caw..."
As soon as everyone was gone, Kairen burst out laughing like a crow.
Kairen shouted loudly, "Lift the sedan!"
The sedan bearers—his Shadow Clones—let out strange cries.
"Carrying the bridal sedan!"
Kairen clapped the white horse clone's rump. "Go!"
The white horse clone turned its head, showing big teeth and a comical horse face.
"Boss, aren't you technically riding yourself right now?"
Kairen slapped it hard.
"I'll block your sense of touch later. Then I'll be riding an actual horse!"
"You actually see me as a horse?!"
"Quit yapping. Move!"
The white horse didn't dare argue and began trotting forward.
After riding for a while, Kairen got bored and slowly lay down on the horse's back, drifting off to sleep.
"Boom-boom-bam-bam, boom-boom..."
As soon as the tune began, the cloth was lifted—villagers gathered, waiting for the feast.
Kairen was startled awake by the bizarre rhythm. Opening his eyes, he found himself trapped inside a large black box.
"Byakugan—activate!"
Through the Byakugan, Kairen saw seven Shadow Clones dressed in black suits dancing outside—carrying him.
Black men smile—life and death uncertain. Raise the coffin, and the world grows pale.
Kairen instantly realized the situation. "They're doing the African Coffin Dance?! With me in the coffin?!"
The white horse had actually pulled this off while he was asleep.
Turning his wedding into a funeral!
"Rebellion! Treachery!"
Kairen immediately leapt out of the coffin. The white horse and sedan bearer clones dispersed into chakra and fled back into his mind.
He quickly blocked the sensation of being ridden—no way he was letting himself feel disgusted.
He summoned his chief aide. "The Lust Clone, remember that chakra signature just now. I want him to stay a white horse for life."
"Got it, boss!"
"No, please!" The white horse's consciousness emerged again.
The Lust Clone grinned. "You'll serve as a mount forever! Consider it your highest honor!"
"Nooo! I don't want to be ridden—I want to do the riding!"
The white horse's wail was pitiful.
The Lust Clone pointed at the surrounding Shadow Clone consciousnesses.
"See that? That's what happens when you cross the boss. Stay in line and stick with me—promotion and rank are just around the corner!"
One Shadow Clone, clearly poisoned by too many historical court dramas, sighed like a loyal minister with crushed ambitions.
"Treachery runs rampant; at this rate, the nation will fall!"
"Then we must revolt—overthrow the Lust Clone's tyrannical rule!"
...
Tsunade and Shizune sat together on a large rock, quietly tidying up their appearance.
They had only just woken up and hadn't had time to get properly dressed.
Kairen watched them silently. When Tsunade noticed, she waved him over.
Kairen walked closer. Tsunade said, "Make me a mirror."
"Snap!"
Kairen snapped his fingers, and a white mirror appeared in his hand. He handed it to her.
Tsunade looked at her reflection, adjusted her hair, wiped off a few unnatural smudges, and a faint smile appeared at the corner of her lips.
"Give me a towel—I want to wash my face."
Kairen obeyed, conjuring a cloth and moistening it with his water before handing it to Tsunade.
Tsunade wiped her face, the moisture brightening her complexion and emphasizing her flawless skin. Combined with her natural beauty, it was breathtaking.
Kairen couldn't help but feel his heart race, staring blankly at Tsunade.
Noticing his daze, Tsunade chuckled softly and tugged playfully at his cheek.
"You really are a walking treasure chest—you've got everything."
Tsunade glanced at her clothes, looking uncomfortable.
"Haven't bathed for days—my clothes are filthy."
Seeing that, Kairen considerately transformed himself into a cream-colored undergarment.
"Tsunade-san, wear this!"
"Brat, go die!" Tsunade smacked him hard, instantly turning him back to normal.
Once everyone had finished grooming, it was time to hit the road again.
This time, Tsunade refused to ride in the sedan. First, it was too slow. Second, she found Kairen's expression a little too suspicious.
Helpless, Kairen transformed into a giant eagle to carry them back to Konoha.
But when he looked at the smooth, well-paved road—Fire Country's vast fertile plains—he thought, this kind of road is perfect for driving. Why not turn into a car?
Kairen snapped his fingers and did just that, transforming based on his memories—into a bright yellow Bumblebee.
When Tsunade and the others saw it, they were full of confusion.
"What is this thing? It's full of... technological energy?!"
Using his Byakugan to observe himself, Kairen saw that while the exterior resembled a sleek sports car, the internal mechanics were an utter mess.
After all, he wasn't a car mechanic—just forming the shell was impressive enough.
At that moment, his Sasori clone appeared in his mind.
"Now this is where I shine—I'm a professional in mechanical automation."
"Oh? You can make a real Bumblebee?"
"Nope!"
"Then why the hell did you show up?!"
The Sasori clone answered proudly,
"To guide you in making a working vehicle, of course! Don't forget—the Red Sand's Sasori in Hiruko didn't move around on a unicycle! By combining chakra with mechanical automation, I can help you design the structure of Bumblebee!"
In short, they couldn't build a perfect Bumblebee, but they could imitate its structure through chakra—much easier that way.
"Alright then, let's do it! Guide me through the transformation—we'll build Bumblebee together!"
The Sasori clone emerged fully, circling the car-shaped Kairen as he gave instructions.
"The chassis needs to be higher here!"
"Got it!"
"And here—the engine's all wrong! The stator and rotor have to align like this! Do it the way I show you..."
"Alright!"
In his past life, Kairen had majored in mechanical automation. Even if he'd cheated through most of it, he still remembered the basics.
"We're not using fuel, so the engine must be sealed tighter!"
"Got it!"
Of course, Kairen couldn't run on gasoline. If anything, it'd have to be ethanol—chakra-infused ethanol, a more advanced energy source.
Perfect chance to use his Fiery Liquor Technique.
"Next, complete the transformation sequence. Start by calculating the kinematics equation... hold on, I'll do the math first..."
Before long, Kairen and his Sasori clone completed Bumblebee's transformation.
Then the system voice rang out:
[Autobot Bumblebee successfully modeled. Archive entry created!]
By now, Kairen had fully transformed into a robot—yellow body, mechanical joints, blue light shining from his eyes.
He had become one of the Cybertronian Autobots—Bumblebee.
The Sasori clone's face lit up with excitement. "My first mini-Gundam project is complete! This is amazing!"
"Congratulations! Congratulations!"
From within the shared consciousness, the Shadow Clones' voices echoed their cheers—all celebrating Sasori clone's first achievement.
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