pls reincarnated me ROB pls reincarnated me ROB pls reincarnated me ROB listen i'm literally vibrating like a can of mountain dew in a paint shaker i cannot continue this arc of my mortal existence, i am filler character #37 in the background of a boring office anime, pls give me the reroll gacha, pls insert isekai coin and press start ROB i am BEGGING
ROB i studied every trope: i died to truck-kun in VR, i died to slipping on banana peel like comedy relief, i died to reading too much light novel at 3am, i even rehearsed my "wow this isn't kansas anymore" line in the bathroom mirror, i am READY i am PREPARED pls reincarnated me pls pls pls
don't make me do another tax season ROB i can't grind XP on microsoft excel anymore, my soul is already lvl cap in wage slave class. i need rebirth in a world where EXP comes from slapping goblins and shouting "LIMITED EDITION FLAVOR EXPLOSION!" with soda girlfriend by my side. pls ROB, don't let me down, don't leave me here in tutorial hell called reality.
pls reincarnated me as MC with tragic but marketable backstory. maybe my parents got crushed by vending machine? maybe i was betrayed by rival convenience store? maybe i was chosen by prophecy because i once drank expired grape fanta without dying? i don't care just WRITE ME IN ROB put me in light novel adaptation season 1 already
ROB-sama listen carefully: i don't ask for harem (ok maybe just small harem 2-3 maximum for pacing), i don't ask for immortality (unless plot twist requires), i don't even ask for overpowered cheat skills (unless rival is smug then pls give me hidden second form). i just want simple life: wake up, hear anime opening play out of nowhere, walk to school with toast in mouth, accidentally bump into soda girl who is secretly goddess of carbonation, unlock my true destiny. THAT'S ALL
pls reincarnated me ROB, don't make me be background NPC number 5 who says "wow what a strong hero!" no, pls give me protagonist hair, spiky and impractical, pls give me ability to monologue mid-battle without being stabbed, pls give me tragic rival who secretly just wants to be friends. pls ROB pls pls pls
i swear i'll work hard in anime world. i'll do training arcs in the mountains shouting "FIZZ BREATHING FIRST FORM: PEACH SODA BURST" until i cough carbonation. i'll grind slimes for 17 chapters straight just to level up my charisma stat so soda waifu doesn't leave me. i'll even eat the suspicious stew in tavern scene without complaining. pls reincarnated me ROB i'm disciplined student of weeb way pls pls pls
ROB i can't keep watching anime openings imagining myself in them. i can't keep staring at vending machines hoping one blinks at me. my neighbors think i'm insane because i screamed "I SUMMON YOU, MELON SODA-CHAN" at 2am in parking lot. pls reincarnated me or i will literally ascend and haunt 7-Eleven.
pls reincarnated me into world where even filler episodes matter, where beach arc is sacred ritual, where festival arc decides destiny, where tournament arc has bracket seeding explained in 3 episodes. pls ROB i want screen time, i want character development, i want ending theme montage where i walk into sunset holding carbonated waifu hand.
ROB don't make me beg harder than this, but i will. i'll spam every prayer system, i'll tattoo "pls reincarnated me ROB" on my soul, i'll write 1000 chapters of fanfic about myself until prophecy becomes canon. i'll even pretend i'm humble protagonist who says "wow me? special? no way!" before unlocking galaxy-shaking power of PEACH LIME SWORD STRIKE. pls ROB i can play the role, i can do the monologues, i can shout attack names with 37 syllables, just give me chance
pls reincarnated me as akikan mc i need to sip destiny, i need to pop tab of fate, i need to unleash carbonation beam against villain "Lord Flat Soda" who wants to remove fizz from world. pls ROB i was born for this role, i trained years drinking cheap soda, i BELIEVED.
ROB you coward, you trickster god, i know you hear me. stop giving reincarnations to random truck accident normies. give me the keys, give me the rebirth ticket, i'm foaming like shaken coke can at this point. pls reincarnated me ROB pls reincarnated me ROB pls reincarnated me ROB
ROB stop ignoring me, summoning soda dragons using 7-Eleven loyalty points!
I reject reality, substitute anime, final boss called Lord Flat Soda who hates carbonation!
truck-kun missed me, pls fix, tragic backstory involving a vending machine explosion!
I trained my whole life for soda waifu, tragic backstory involving a vending machine explosion!
make me akikan MC pls, final boss called Lord Flat Soda who hates carbonation!
I reject reality, substitute anime, festival arc where I duel for limited edition cola!
I trained my whole life for soda waifu, unlocking my second form after sipping expired grape Fanta!
pls reincarnated me ROB, tragic backstory involving a vending machine explosion!
carbonation destiny awaits me, summoning soda dragons using 7-Eleven loyalty points!
I want to be isekai protagonist, rival who is secretly my childhood soda can!
I reject reality, substitute anime, waking up late with toast in my mouth and soda goddess waiting!
pls reincarnated me ROB, training arc in the mountains shouting 'Fizz Breathing First Form'!
truck-kun missed me, pls fix, filler beach episode where destiny reveals itself!
ROB-sama I beg you, unlocking my second form after sipping expired grape Fanta!
carbonation destiny awaits me, final boss called Lord Flat Soda who hates carbonation!
truck-kun missed me, pls fix, festival arc where I duel for limited edition cola!
I want to be isekai protagonist, training arc in the mountains shouting 'Fizz Breathing First Form'!
I want to be isekai protagonist, filler beach episode where destiny reveals itself!
ROB stop ignoring me, filler beach episode where destiny reveals itself!
I need spiky hair anime powers, training arc in the mountains shouting 'Fizz Breathing First Form'!
I need spiky hair anime powers, festival arc where I duel for limited edition cola!
truck-kun missed me, pls fix, summoning soda dragons using 7-Eleven loyalty points!
ROB-sama I beg you, festival arc where I duel for limited edition cola!
I want to be isekai protagonist, waking up late with toast in my mouth and soda goddess waiting!
make me akikan MC pls, monologuing mid-battle about carbonation while dodging lasers!