What am I looking right now, what the hell am I looking at? Nick Fury asks himself.
"Sir, I believe it is seven people in religious armor fighting the chitari with swords and siezed alien weapons." Maria hill sasy next to him. He rubs his forehead from not realizing he spoke out loud from shock.
On one screen is his avengers working hard and fighting. On another is a bunch of armored wierdos doing the same singing... are they singing crusading hyms and is the one in the back holding an honest to god boombox on one shoulder while shooting with the other. Playing what they are singing to?
Are they drunk too?
Yep one just drank half a bottle of rum.
XXX Elsewhere XXX
The knight with a bishop helmit throws the rest of his bottle in the face of a chitari warrior shattering it in it's eyes. "Amen and attack mother fucker!"
The one with the boom box and gothic armor laughs maniacally "To think these demonic fuckers would show when we were having our monthly gathering for our ACL (armored combat league) meeting! The ability to wreck demon ass has finaly come!"
A seven foot 8 inch tall man in full plate crusader armor swings his Lucerne hammer and smashes in a skull. "To hell with thee by mine hands vile demons!" He lifts one by the leg and uses it as a club on another before grabbing one of their guns.
A short man with a beard tosses his crossbow for one of the guns "upgrades people, upgrades! Lets f*cking goooo!" He takes out a chitari that was about to kill a woman down the road. "DOWN WITH THE WICKED!!!"
"NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!" Yells a woman in armor that looks like a mix between inquisitor robes and armor as she smashes her mace into the crotch of an alien.
"Damn Crystal that made even me cringe." Says a man in a breastplate, greaves with an office shirt underneath. "Fuck of all the days to not wear my equipment at the start." He sigs and dodges an attack and replys by throwing a knife into the neck of the offender.
"Sucks to be you little bro." An amazon like woman standing at six foot three in hot pink armor with bloody skulls painted on it laughs and takes down three more with quick shots of a pistol and one with a backhanded swing of her sword. "Next time listen to big sis and you wont go wrong."
XXX Back with SHIELD XXX
"Get them some backup, they are doing good. And get me profiles on them asap. Lets get this invasion handeled." Fury says with a sigh. He looks back at the screen to see one tinkering with the alien gun and aim it at a leviathan.
What the actual fuck? He whispers to himself. Only to see it discharge a shot way more powerful than anything so far and rip a hole in the leviathan head. The gun tossed to the side as it melts.
"Motherfucker." He says in disbelief.