"Mmhhhh… Uuuhh… Yyyaaawwwwnnn… Mmmhhh… Darling… It's morning already."
"Uuuh… Twenty more years…"
"Darling, come on now… We have to go back to Tracen… You're a trainer, remember?"
"Fuck them…"
"Sigh…"
…
*SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP*
"Oh, fuck!! FUCK!! FUCK!! I'M AWAKE!! I'M AWAKE!!! OOOHH FUCK!!"
"Hehehehe… That works wonderfully…"
"You sly little vacuum cleaner!!"
The young man woke up to an intense sucking in his nether region. Most men would be happy to have the treatment early in the morning. It was just that the sucker was using her full umamusume strength. An umamusume's sucking strength varies depending on their physical condition, but a veteran runner has the same sucking power as a heavy-duty industrial vacuum.
"Gah!! I regret teaching you last night!!"
"I love hearing you beg for mercy, darling."
"Shut up, you freak!! You said that you're not a cheap umamusume, but that's just a lie!! You must be a whore who has sucked thousands of men!!"
*SSCCCCHHHHHLLLLLOOOOOORRRRRPPPPPP*
"OOOHH!! FUCK!! I'M SORRY!!! I'M SORRY!!! YOU'RE DRAINING ME!!!"
"That's what you get for insulting me like that. You're the only person who has entered my mouth, so be grateful. I guess you're a good trainer since your instructions are easy to follow."
"Or you have a talent as a whore…"
"Slurp~~"
"SORRY!! SORRY!! MY BAD!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!"
"Hahahahaha!! Now I have something to threaten you with."
"Freakie Emperor…"
In extreme exhaustion, the young man drags his body off the bed and tries to stand up. Sadly for him, his entire body had been drained by the vacuum Emperor, and she barely left anything in the tank.
"Goddesses!! My entire body feels like it'll be blown away in the wind…"
"Hahahaha… I maaaaaayyy have gone too far… Let me help you, darling."
"MAY!?!?! DO YOU NOT SEE THE BITE AND CLAW MARKS, EMPEROR!?!?!? I would need to wear adult diapers for some time because of you!!"
"Hehehe~~ Don't worry, I think Super Creek will help you with that."
"I would rather kill myself than let that monster get near me."
"Hahahaha…"
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"Thank you for visiting!!"
The pair checked out of the room and quickly got into the young man's car, which he used to return to the summer camp after going back to Tokyo. The young man owned a Subaru Forester, a common SUV on Japanese roads, so it wouldn't stand out amongst the crowd.
What most do not know is that the young man has modified his car to his own liking. Under the bonnet is an 8-litre quad-turbocharged V-16 engine. All of that power from the engine would flip the car if it were only driving the back wheels, and luckily for him, his car is all-wheel drive. Unfortunately, for him, the gears were never meant to transfer that much power, so he had to basically redesign the entire thing from the ground up.
"Mmhh~~ We didn't forget about anything, did we?"
"No… I don't bring plenty with me. Oh yeah!! Teio's stuff!!"
The young man remembered that he took Teio's stuff after they got back from the other world to 'cleanse it', but the Godolphin Bitch had done it for him. The young man pulled her bag from the back seat and put it on Rudolf's lap.
"You can give it to her, Rudolf. It's safe now."
"Ah… Okay… This is pretty heavy…"
"She is your son… daughter…"
"Let's not bring that up, shall we? It gets hella confusing."
"Yeah…"
*Beep* *Bop*
"The GPS predicts it'll be some hours before we reach Tokyo, Rudolf."
"I'll try reading Teio's stuff then. I'm fascinated as to how the other world portrays me."
"A monster…"
"Yeah… That does sound like the most likely answer…"
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"Hmm… Sigh… There's no sign of you at all in these comics, darling."
"Again, I'm not exactly child-friendly. There's no universe that you can put me in any media that will be read by children."
"Have you ever tried being a nice person?"
"..."
"Yeah… That's a stupid question to ask. Of course you can't. You are allergic to being nice."
"Regret loving me now?"
"Not necessarily. I can play the good cop part of our relationship, darling."
"You're going to have to do a lot of heavy lifting if you want to balance the scales, Rudolf."
"Yeah…"
"We have arrived, and it seems that we came back earlier than the rest."
"Uuuh… I hope they don't run into trouble when I'm not there."
The young man drove his car to the Tracen staff residential parking lot. The pair of newlyweds exited the car and made their way to the Tracen Academy main building to report to the Chairwoman and her secretary.
"Ah!! Trainer Igo!!"
"Oh? Good morning, Scarlet. In the middle of PE class?"
"Yeah… Where's Tachyon?"
"Still on the road. I went first with the President here since we have to report to the loli Chairwoman."
"Darling, she would be angry if you called her that."
"It's cute when she throws a tantrum. Besides, it will be Tazuna's job to calm her down. We'll be going then, Scarlet. Don't slack off, okay?"
"Ah… Okay… See you later then…"
Darling…? Did I just hear the President call trainer Igo 'Darling'? Has she always been that close to him before?
"OY!! Short-Fused Scarlet!! Why are you just zoning out?!?"
"Kuh!! SHUT UP, YOU DUMMY VODKA!!!"
The newlyweds continue walking down the path leading to the main building. Along the way, umamusumes gasp in awe when they notice the Emperor walking amongst them. For the young man, Rudolf, walking around is just a common occurrence, but not to all. While the President is a singular entity, the Tracen Academy is sprawling. There can only be so many places she can be in a single day. You have to be lucky to meet her.
"We have only been gone for two months, but it feels like ages?"
"Well, we also travelled to another world, darling."
"Fair point."
The pair climb to the top floor of the building where the Chairwoman's office resides and enter the office.
*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*
"Hello cuties~~"
"Good morning, Trainer Igo Heita. Please don't call the Chairwoman 'cuties'. People might mistake both of your relationships."
"Then how about if I do it to you then, Tazuna?"
"Fufufu~~ Please refrain as well. People might mistake your acceptance into Tracen as nepotism if we act too close, you know? Your reputation would be destroyed."
"As if I had any to begin with."
"Hahahaha… It's always refreshing to talk to you, Trainer Igo Heita."
"I love you too, Tazuna. By the way, we are here to report that the summer camp went smoothly. Rudolf and I came here earlier using my personal car."
"Fantastic news!!!! Now we just need the umamusumes to perform well in the race, and next year, we can host the summer camp on our own island!!"
"Tazuna, I think you need to hire an accountant."
"Sigh… Perhaps so…"