"I offer you my hand, Gol D Ship. We could've enjoyed your trainer together."
"You can go suck my dick, Emperor."
"You don't have one."
"Then my trainer's dick."
"Don't mind if I do."
The fight between the Gold pirate and the Emperor's force continues, with the Emperor clearly having the upper hand. The captain's Gura - Gura no Mi could not punch through the Emperor's sand.
*THUD*
"Gaaaaah… Haaah… Haaah…"
"Hahaha!! The Monarch wins again!!"
While the 2 leaders speak out their terms of surrender, their second-in-commands fall beside them.
"You're smart enough to know that you're on the losing end, no?"
"Ahahaha… Are you asking me to bend my knees to your rule, Emperor? I become a pirate simply to trample all over your rules, Emperor!! I'd rather die a free umamusume than live as a caged dog!!"
"Sigh… Farewell…"
*Sssshhhhhsss*
Sand gathers around the Emperor. They twist around and grow vertically with a pointed end, similar to a lance. With the flick of her wrist, the Emperor sent her sand lances at her opponents.
The 2 victims could only watch as the pointed end came ever closer to them, accepting their defeat.
"That was the correct answer, Gol D Ship."
Only for someone to come in front of them and grab the sand lances midair. Her fiery orange hair flares under the bright sunlight, and her shiny purple eyes glisten with intensity as she stares down the Emperor of the sand castle.
"Konjiki no Orfevre."
"Hello, Emperor."
The Golden Tyrant grabs the sand lances using her modified hair. The Golden Tyrant is capable of molding her long hair into whatever she wants, such as a hand, a scythe, a sword, and a hammer.
"What are you doing here?"
"I'm here to end this war."
The Golden Tyrant wasn't alone in her mission as umamusumes lined up beside her. Sirius Symboli, Jungle Pocket, and Gentildonna.
"If anyone is still up for a battle, we shall be your opponent."
"Zehahaha!! You're quite the sly one, Tyrant!! Throwing your challenge after the Emperor and I are exhausted."
"Do not lump me with you, Gol. I'm still capable of fighting."
"SO AM I!! The Monarch is ready to go!! I won't give you my trainer!!"
As the 2 sides stared the other down, the earth began to shake violently, and the next moment—
*BBBAAAAAAAMMM*
"KKKKRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!"
From underneath the sand castle, a tower of twisted flesh climbs up to claw the sky. The disgusting tower supports thousands of tentacles that sway around randomly. Multiple mouths in all sorts of sizes are opening and closing on the sides of the tower, spewing transparent liquid every time they scream.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?"
"IT'S YOUR CASTLE, EMPEROR!! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!"
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Several minutes before in the dungeon of the sand castle. The two piece is being being tied up on the floor with the witch warden drawing a magic circle around him. This all started when Mejiro Ramonu teases the small witch about her magic, which the latter responded by,
"YADA!! YADA!! YADA!! DON'T MOCK MY MAGIC!! I WILL MAKE YOU PAY!!"
And that's how the young man is currently in the warden's mercy, since she wouldn't stop throwing tantrums unless either Ramonu apologizes or she gets a chance to showcase her magic, and we know which one of those is more likely.
"Dear, I think we're wasting our time."
"Ramonu, think of it like we're playing with children."
"Our children?"
"Doesn't have to be our children, but sure. You have to set your belief aside for a moment and get into their world. The world gets a lot brighter once you stop being an adult."
"For someone who always says how evil he is, you're awfully great with children, trainer Igo Heita."
"And you both would make a terrible mother. Do you future children a favor and find a husband who can play with them?"
Found him.
"AND WE ARE DONE!! URARA!! RICE!! POUR THE INK ALONG MY MAGIC CIRCLE LINE!!"
"Alrighty!!"
"O-O–Okay!"
The 3 Stooges each pour a bottle of ink on the ground, following the line Sweep Tosho drew for her magic circle. The young man could only smile like an idiot at the adorableness of these small umamusumes. Honestly, he is having a hard time controlling his urge to hug them.
"Are you done?"
"Hmph!! Just you watch, you Ice Queen!!"
The bratty witch angrily pointed her finger at the Ice Queen, yelling at her for questioning the former's magic. The witch brings out a book and opens it straight in the middle.
"Now watch a real witch on the work!! Azarath Metrion Zinthos!!!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"See? Nothing happen–"
*BBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM*
"KKKKRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!"
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Returning to the present. The umamusumes are launching their attacks against the massive flesh tower. All of them have one thing on their mind: to be the heroine who saved the prince in the tower.
"Destroy that!! Igo Heita is in there!!"
Once the prince is saved, then he'll offer himself as a reward for the heroine, no? He'll gladly bend over and let his savior run a train over him, right? That's what fairy tales have educated these umamusumes into thinking.
I will make you mine!!