"NNyyyaaawwwnn~~ Damn!! I feel ten years younger!! That was a good fucking nap."
"Yeah… You sleep like a log, dear."
The young man woke up completely refreshed from all his worldly burdens. As he said, it's as if he had returned to being a high school boy again. He feels like he could fuck an entire academy full of umamusumes.
"Yep!! By the way, what is that?"
The young man pointed beside him where a sand castle had been erected. It wasn't a small sand castle like most, it was an actual Japanese castle made out of sand. The gate itself is like 3 meters tall. One can only imagine how tall the actual castle is.
"Ah!! You have woken up, Trainer Igo Heita."
"What are you doing, Rudolph?"
"Making a sand castle, of course."
"Don't answer as if this is normal!!"
The young man was yelling at the Emperor, who was standing at the top of the castle. He wondered how sand could hold up her weight like that.
"Do you want to come in, Trainer?"
"Sigh… Yes…"
"OPEN THE GATE!!!"
The young man couldn't believe his eyes when he saw the gates sliding open. He questions the physics of this world to allow stuff like this to happen.
"I will be guiding you to the throne room, trainer!!"
"I'm glad you are having fun, Teio."
The young man enters the court of the castle, where a lot of umamusumes are having fun. On one side is a tea party with Mejiro McQueen, Daiichi Ruby, Silence Suzuka, and Gentildonna. On the other side, Tachyon is manning a cannon that shoots watermelons at Jungle Pocket, who is holding a wooden katana. He is not going to question where Tampon gets the cannon, or whether Pocket will be okay, or why Orfevre, Sirius, and Brian are waiting for their turn.
Igo Heita, Air Groove, and Mejiro Ramonu follow Teio into the castle's throne room, where Symboli Rudolph sat on her throne of sand.
"I'm surprised something could hold your massive butt, Rudolph."
"I've never been complimented this way before."
"Can I grope your ass then?"
"Sigh… You surely are something. Your brazenness confuses me, so I'm intrigued to say yes to reward you for your bravery."
"So that's a yes?"
"I wonder why you're asking the Emperor that and not me, dear? Is she more to your taste than me?"
"Can I squeeze my face between your ass cheeks, Ramonu?"
"Yes."
"Hmm… That's a bait, isn't it? When something too good is too easy to get, it has to be a bait, no? If you think someone as smart as I am will fall for such a trick, then you are wrong, Ramonu."
I'm going to sit on your face and suffocate you to death after our plan finishes, Igo Heita.
"Pres, don't you think you should take a more stern attitude toward that harassment?"
"Ahahaha… Do you have any ground to stand on that matter, Air Groove?"
To Rudolph's cheeky comment, Air Groove kicks the sand at the Emperor. Luckily, the Emperor was prepared, and she quickly dodged the incoming attack.
"I like to be corrected by the Emperor. If she can, that is."
"Trainer Igo Heita, do you understand what you are saying?"
"That I can do anything I want, and there's nothing you can do about it."
"Let's see about that. Haru Urara! Rice Shower! Capture him!!"
"Yaaaay~~!!!"
"Y–Y–Yaah…"
The 2 soldiers of the kingdom come running straight at the young man. They come out with such veracity that the young man immediately gets on his knees from their invisible attack.
"KUH!! I'm dying from diabetes!! Insulin!! Insulin!! Someone help me!!"
"Fufufu~~ Dear is really weak when dealing with cuteness, huh?"
"Hahaha!! I know your weakness, Trainer Igo Heita. This is why I recruited these two because I know you could not go against any of them."
"Pres… To use children as your shield… Have your heart darkened?"
"Can you not, Air Groove?"
"Ha!! We capture you!!"
"Plea-Please don't mo–move, big brother Igo Heita."
"I surrender. You two can do everything you want to me."
"Yaay!! Then I'll borrow your t-shirt?"
"Sure, cutie."
The young man innocently undressed his upper body at the request of the pink blob. To him, there's absolutely no reason to deny her request. She is the innocent Haru Urara after all.
"Ooh… Six packs."
"Our reactions are the same, Rudolph."
"Now!! To the dungeon we go!!"
"You built a dungeon, Rudolph?"
"I need the sand to build up, Air Groove."
The 2 guards grab the young man by his hands and pull him down a flight of stairs that lead to an underground dungeon. Cells with sand bars decorated the walls of the underground.
"Ooh!! We finally captured one!!"
"Yada Yada witch."
"What's that!?! I don't like that name!! DON'T LIKE!! DON'T LIKE!!"
"Hag witch."
"I'm not a hag!!!"
"You have a very loud warden, Rudolph."
"She gets the job done."
A massive witch hat greeted the young man before he saw Sweep Tosho's face. He was expecting someone like Fenomeno to be the warden, but he guessed Rudolph was short-staffed, so she had to make do.
"I'll make sure you never escape for your transgression upon me!!"
"Yeah? Whatcha gonna do?"
"MMMhhh!!! Meanie!!"
"Trainer Igo Heita, she might cry, you know?"
"This is the weirdest position for a prisoner to be, Rudolph. I don't know what to do. She is my warden, is she not?"
"Yes. Please be nice to her."
"Alright… Alright… What do you want me to do?"
"Heh!! Good boy!! That's more like it! Now, I would–"
*BBOOOOOOMMM* *SHAKE* *CRUMBLE*
"PREZ!! GOL D SHIP IS ATTACKING US!!"