You are a enthusiastic 17 year old that recently got a cracked version of fl, called "free nitro fl studio 2067 mango edition bob minion FUN sprunki labubu time v2 (slowed down edition).exe", it only cost a quarter and before you actually start making your beats you have to listen to the creators music with a ai generated minion voice overlaying the creators actual voice with 5 soundgoodisers, the background is replaced with a big brain forgor with the thing on his forehead being invalids french girlfriend, nagimori. hey, atleast it works like fl! you make your underground beats and keep a steady count of 2 monthly listeners. thats preety g-BAD, FUCK you WE NEED 0.23 monthly listeners and for that we have to call my friend diddy bird for help, (your full legal government name is underground osamason fan)
USO: yoo, sup diddy bird. how do i get my monthly listeners down?
diddy bird: its simple twin imma show you, soundgoodizer, this thing makes your track LOUD and BASSY. if yo shi aint gon' ge' 1 monthly listener' gng. come back to me twin gng, gng, twin, bro, twin
USO: thanks, youre a lifesaver.
you start to make songs with a little bit more soundgoodisers, hey heres a look at one songs lyrics, "aye, this shit a bassy so i can block out all the haters im feeling a lil bit gassy and then i question myself like why did i rhyme im a underground rapper no rhymes allowed (fr doe) uh uh", and yo shi gets down to 0.8 monthly listeners, you could be a little bit more underground but youre underground enough, many people are actually hating on your tracks, but your one loyal fan, bl4tty is carefully searching through the haters likes and they struck gold because one person listens to... now, be careful cause, this might be scary. they uhm... listen to. NOTFEDI, ewww way to mainstream. have you seen how much fucking likes and views that one rap rat song has? like 1 and a half thousand, what the fuck.., bl4tty replies with - ngh- well ough-- raprat- is in your likes-- nyah- ough- sorry im getting my dihh suck by my friend gubby.
but one day, your reality crumbles. you see a tweet from THE fl studio saying that they WILL take away the cracked fl's,
USO: FUCK THIS SHIT MAN, WHO WANTS TO SPEND 500 DOLLARS ON A FUCKING STUPID APP THAT LETS YOU MAKE MUSIC TO YOUR HEARTS DESIRE SO YOU COULD PERHAPS, MAKE MONEY OR PERHAPS, BECOME FAMOUS. OR PERHAPS NOT BEING A GREEDY BITCH AND WANTING TO MAKE MUSIC SPECIFICALLY IN FL STUDIO KNOWING THAT THERE ARE GOOD FREE OPTIONS OTHER THAN FL STUDIO THAT ARE NOT CRACKED FL.
one day later, your fl gets taken. and you realise. your other friend, Adrian Barbershopowski eeffoc, has a secret sacred cracked fl that no one will know about, it hides your identity like twinvpn, it makes you 100% underground, -8 monthly listeners. everythign you could ask for, infinite soundgoodisers, its peak!. so you call your friend. diddy bird to consult if you should come to rysy in poland to find the pendrive, adrian barbershopowski lives there if you couldnt tell by the owski, so anyways you call him..