So I died, and the first thing that I see is an old man standing in front of me.
"I am sorry, but... I have to you are dead." The old man sighed.
My death was gruesome; I was eaten by a shark, well... partly, apparently sharks don't like humans... too many bones... so after he took my leg, he left me to bleeding out, so yeah... I heat sharks.
"I imagined as much," I chuckled drily as I inspected the room I was in.
We were, for some reason under the ocean, the water stretched out as far as the eye could see, perhaps symbolizing how I died.
Amidst all the water there was an empty space where we sat together on a European sofa, at lest I think so.
The old man I suspected to be God, had a minibar with chocolates and drinks, nothing with alcohol, which was what I needed right now.
It kind feel like a doctors waiting room, the room wasn't wet, thanks to his godly powers I imagine, but in the end, it was all very classic, if nothing else.
"So do you greet everyone that dies?" I inquired, filled with curiosity.
God stared at me for a second, before answering, "No, saints normally, I decided to greet you because... it's my fault you died... sorry?"
"Ok... I want to ask... how is it your fault thought?" I was dead, and he was god, being angry wasn't going to bring my life back, but I am curious how an almighty being messes up.
"Well, I might have accidently drooped a shark close to you... and I might noticed that a tad bit late?" God offered, clearly embarrassed.
How the fuck you accidentally drop... no be the better person and don't ask. "Ok, that explains nothing, but anyways what now?"
"Normally, you go to heaven or get your recycled, but after this blunder I can't, I must repay you!" God said with conviction.
"I suppose getting my ass back to live is out of the question... I mean you would've have offered..." I sighed.
"Yes, once a soul leaves mortal realm in this realm, said soul can't re-enter, I made the rules, I can't bend them... but I can send you to another world..." God added in the end with a smile.
What world though, if it was a bad world, I think I would rather enjoy eternal bliss... or boredom in heaven, "What world?"
"I think it is commonly known in your realm as, Game of Thrones, or A Song of Ice and Fire," God added excitedly.
Oh yes, the book series that taught me to never get attached to a character ever again, I remembered when Ned Stark died, I wanted to kill Joffrey myself... would you look at that, I can do that my self now.
"While I find the idea, really... and I mean really interesting, I would die in a matter of hours, I work in IT, my skill is useless there," I informed him.
"I know that's why you will enter the wheel of fortune! You will get three random powers! Isn't that great... I mean you can technically get something useless... like the power to control a cup of water, but you can also get the really good stuff," God chuckled.
The prospect of getting a three powers was quite exciting, and could very well make my new life in Westeros easier.
"Alright, let's see what I get," I nodded.
God smiled and complied, making a wheel of fortune appear in front of me, "Roll!"
Nodding I took the wheel and spun the shit out of it.
I couldn't really see what is going on, the wheel is going so fast and I didn't understand the language written over it, so it was extra stressful for me.
The wheel eventually stooped, on something I couldn't read, so I gave God a look that said, please translate.
"Oh... sorry, I haven't updated the language on that one since the dawn of humanity, never get use it, let's see your first power is... the Super-Soldier Serum," God said.
The super-soldier body, that alone made my life easier, in that world.
So without further delay, I spun the wheel again, wondering what i will get this time.
Once again the wheel stopped, and god translated smiling widely at this one, "You got a power inspired in me! Gandalfr, also known as the Left Hand of God,"
I knew this power; it was from an old anime I saw if I remember correctly the primary power of a Gandaflr is the absolute mastery of any item meant for combat.
"Awesome, super body and a mastery of arms, great," I smiled, destiny was definitely smiling at me.
I spun the wheel again, wondering what would be my last power.
When the wheel decided to stop, God started to laugh, as he translated, "You got the right of God, Vindalfr."
I got the both the right and left hand of God. my last power.
Vindalfr or the Right hand of the God has the special ability to control the animals, be it a dog or a dragon, my bond with them would surpass anything.
"I guess that's all?" I smiled, I was quite happy with the luck I had on those spins, it could've been worse, but I got some nice powers.
"Yes it is, now enjoy being a baby again!" God chuckled, and before I could ask or say something, the world around me faded.
During that brief moment, all I could think of was. 'Fuck.'
[ YEAR 283 AC ]
Pain, crushing and excruciating pain, that's what welcome me after my talk with God, I felt I was in a wet and tight cave that wanted to crush me.
Oh god.... this is my birth, isn't it?
If I could scream, I would, but unfortunately, my vocal cords didn't obey me.
"Push my lady, I can see his head," A woman said, encouraging my new mother to push the heck out of me.
If I could encourage he , I would, this is bad for both of us, obviously worse for her, but still.
"One more push," The woman said, and a second after I was born in the outside world.
I was so happy to be out; I felt like I was about to die.
"Let me see my son," My mother said weakly, her tone was crossing a that told me, she was going to die, "My sweet, little lord, you will be known as Aurelius Mormont,"
After that silence followed, she stopped breathing; she had lived just long enough to give a name.