It's been a while since I've seen Scaramouche. He left for Fatui and I don't think he's coming back. I'll never believe those words he said again, I- I know I don't miss him, it's just .. so weird now. H- he left me, right? For some half ass organization, because he wants to prove the shogun wrong! I told him to stop, I told him to stay! But he will never listen, will he? I've given up, I knew I was nothing to you, Scara...
I think it's been a year since Scaramouche left Fatui, I thought he would return to Inazuma and see me but... He didn't, so today I'm going to see him!
I'll make sure I do! But ... where do I even start?
After a few more minutes Kazuha can be seen slamming a giant note stuffed book about Sumeru. "O- Okay so Scara is in Sumeru ... Hahaha! This is so fine right now, Okay let's think, "I am in Inazuma and He is in Sumeru. Yeah... So easy.... Does he think I am able to cross the literal ocean! Well I guess I'm gonna have to turn into the Hydro Archon herself, hm?!" Kazuha screams at him as he takes the note book off the ground and flings it in the air causing it to combust into shards like a feather pillow.
Captain Beidou peaks from behind the tent as shards of the paper ripped so finely it could be air flies across the room, giggling as she watches Kazuha's crash out right in front of her, surprisingly quiet after what she just witnessed she asks "Ya know we have something called a boat, wannabe hydro archon? Haha!~" She says as she refills her glass with another bottle of rum.
"Oh yeah... C- Can I use the boat?!"Kazuha asks looking at Beidou with the galaxy sparkling in his eyes but really he was just unknowingly head over heels for Scaramouche.
"Sure, just get me some more rum from Sumeru, eh, Ning Guang said they have lots of good stuff there?~" Beidou scoffs as she downs another jar of rum.
"Okay I'll get you some wine there, Alcoholic~" Kazuha agrees humorously
"Are you and Bowl-cut boy really just friends?~" Beidou asked
"Yes, what else would we be?- ..." Kazuha pauses and his mind floods with ideas so vulgar even Beidou wouldn't say them out loud.
"Don't tell me you haven't even thought of that yet~" Beidou grins, taking another sip of what feels like an everlasting amount of rum. as Kazuha's thoughts are flying around faster than the Lord of Anemo, himself.
Kazuha dashes out the now rum smelling storage room of the Alcor and packs all his stuff prepping the anchor to launch off to sea on his way to Sumeru.
"So you gonna take the crew with ya?" Beidou questions
"No need, I'll take care of the boat this is the smaller Alcor, Correct?" Kazuha says smiling like a clown thinking of seeing Scaramouche.
"Yup, this boat is set for Sumeru, and easily run by a singular person!~" Beidou says proudly.