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Chapter 1 - Of Course the Weird Latte Guy Hands Me a Death Book

‎RIN'S POV

They say your twenties are for "findingyourself."

‎At twenty-six, I found a crooked latte art, an unpaid electricity bill, and — most inconvenient of all — a coffin.

My name's RinTakashima.

I work part-time at a cramped little espresso joint called Cafe Tokyo, which is less "aesthetic haven" and more "rent extractor with a milk-steaming problem." It sits squeezed between a stationery store that swears it's still 2005 and a salon that smells perpetually of burnt popcorn. The decor's a single ficus plant with commitment issues. The only fancy thing about my life is the price of the rent.

‎I am, as a rule, late.

‎On the morning in question, the clock glared 9:07 at me like a judge ready to sentence. I should have been at the counter at nine. Of course I wasn't. Of course I careened through Shibuya like a guilty otaku trying to dodge eye contact at Comiket and spectacularly clipped a guy on the sidewalk.

‎Forehead to chest. Classic.

‎He was tall. Silver hair that looked like it had never met a bad hair day. Pale eyes that could probably freeze small things for fun. He looked down at me the way some people look at spoilers in book comments: with patient amusement.

‎"Accepted." He said, like I'd just applied for a membership and gotten in.

‎He smirked the kind of smirk that means a secret and a terrible pun are coming. I muttered "weirdos everywhere" and bolted, muttering my life choices, but I didn't get far before Tohru gave me the death stare for being five minutes late.

‎Tohru is my manager and my personal reminder that punctuality is a personality. He's the same age as me and somehow wound up being competent enough to manage my life and my paycheck. He greeted me with a grin that screamed "I saw you trip" and an eyebrow that screamed "again."

‎"You're late." He said.

‎"I was attacked by a charming silver-haired weirdo." I offered.

‎Tohru made a face like I'd handed him an expired coupon. "Tall, smug, suspiciously handsome?" He asked.

"He looks like an insurance fraud." I said.

"He looks like a lunchtime idol." Tohru corrected. "He's been here every day."

‎"He asks for me by name?" I sputtered. My brain did its best to file stalker under "things to avoid."

‎"That's loyalty." Tohru said, polishing a counter like he was sanctifying the floor panels.

‎The thing about the silver-haired guy — Nao, as I later learned he called himself— was that he had a seat by the window and the posture of someone who considered a cafe his throne. 

He ordered the same thing every time: a latte, no sugar. He paid with the calm of a man who had never known a late fee. He smirked when our eyes met. He smirked the way someone smirks before they say something that will ruin your day or change your destiny, whichever comes first.

‎I wanted to ignore him. I failed.

He slid a book across my counter like a challenge and like a passive-aggressive library fine. ‎Leather cover. Gold-embossed title:

TheGeneralandHisLovers.

‎"A gift." He said.

‎I laughed. Maybe it was a nervous laugh. "You tracked me down to hand-deliver lightnover? That's creative stalking."

‎"Not stalking." He corrected, smooth as a smear of espresso. "Guiding."

‎"Guiding? Is this going to be one of those cringe 'life coach' things where you tell me to 'manifest' my bills?" I deadpanned.

"No." He said, voice soft enough for you to forget you should be afraid. "Finish the story, and your wish will be granted."

‎I should have thrown the book back at him. I should have called some kind of mental health hotline for being propositioned with a destiny. Instead, curiosity — caffeinated, stubborn curiosity — made my fingers twitch toward the cover.

Books have a smell that does things to my brain. Old-paper-ink smells like a portal to excuses for avoiding sleep. 

The title should have been a red flag. Instead it felt like a needle.

I touched the gold letters, and the ceiling hummed, and the cafe and Tohru and the fluorescent hum all dissolved into light. Not the poetic "I had a vision" light. The "someone unplugged reality and poured a spotlight down my throat" kind of light.

‎There was a pressure behind my eyes and the counter slid away. My hand was on the book for a second — and then the second collapsed.

‎I woke up to wood. Coldwood. 

The kind of compact, claustrophobic wood that apologizes for being a coffin by not saying anything at all. Panic is best measured in stupid, immediate thoughts. 

Mine: This is a terrible place to nap. 

Second: I am not dead. I am 26 and have rent due. 

Third: If this is a new form of immersive theater, where are the exit signs?

‎My hands scrabbled. Smooth sides. No nails. No light. My breath came sharp. The air tasted like old cellars and mildew and very bad decisions.

‎"Oh, hell no." I whispered.

‎If anyone had told me that my twenties would include transmigration, demons, politics, and an accidental harem, I'd have said, "Cute. But no." 

I liked my life's problems small and manageable: coffee stains, late trains, online arguments about whether villains were secretly sympathetic. I did not sign up for destinies with gemstones and siege warfare.

‎And yet here I was, in a box that did not belong to any rent agreement I knew.

‎Outside — somewhere, not here — someone was smiling. Somewhere, probably enjoying his latte, Nao's smirk existed in the world like a curse with very nice cheekbones.

‎Operation: No To Harem

Status: Initiated. 

SuccessRate: Dubious. 

SurvivalInstinct: Very Much On.

‎I sat up.

‎The wood creaked.

‎The world tilted.

‎I got out of the coffin because, honestly, what other option did I have? And because if I didn't, Tohru would kill me with "I told you so" and I'd rather die fighting a demon lord than hear that smug laundry-list of management truths.

‎So I pushed open the lid...

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