Naruto groaned, blinking as a light assaulted his eyes. He looked around, seeing a huge building in front of him as a line of modern apartments lined the sides of his eyes, "Where…"
[Welcome [Naruto Uzumaki] to the Eroge Game: DxD Edition!]
"What?" Naruto muttered, staring at a bright floating box in front of him.
[Please wait while we summon your guide…]
[Guide summoned: Aphrodite!]
Naruto blinked, and suddenly a woman was standing to his side.
"Welcome, Naruto Uzumaki," The woman flashed him a beautiful smile. She had long blonde hair, was wearing a Greek toga, and had an insanely lewd body. Large breasts stuck out from her chest, wide hips pushed out of her toga, and a thick set of ass–cheeks were on her backside.
"Hey… where am I?" Naruto asked, tensed as he was put on guard.
"Don't worry, Mr. Uzumaki," Aphrodite smiled brightly at him, "As a reward for your heroic actions in your past life, you have been granted a place within the Eroge Game!"
"Eroge Game? Past life…" Naruto muttered, his hand launching up and grabbing his head as a massive headache hit him, "Ah! What the…"
His thoughts felt like a blur as they jumbled around in his brain. He could remember some things vividly. Sakura, Sasuke, fighting Pain… and then some things felt like a blurred mess. A long haired man? A… goddess?
"As of this moment, your past memories have been sealed off, Mr. Uzumaki," She explained, "You're memories would make completing his game very difficult for you, Mr. Uzumaki, so they will be unlocked in time. You will be able to regain your memories by making it further within the game."
"The game," Naruto groaned, pushing away the headache, "You keep saying this game, but what does that mean?"
"The Eroge Game, Mr. Uzumaki!" She explained, spreading her arms out widely as her breasts jiggled, "To give you a quick rundown: your goal is to conquer all the women of this world! However, it will not be easy, as they will be trying to conquer you as well!"
"Conquer?" Naruto asked questionably.
"Yup! To give you a better idea of what I mean, please say 'Stats!'"
"Stats." Naruto said, and another screen appeared in front of him.
[Naruto Uzumaki]
Title: [Eroge Protagonist]
Rank: [Peasant]
HP: 999,999/999,999
MP: 999,999/999,999
P–Level: 999
STR: 999
SPD: 999
END: 999
LUK: 999
INT: 999
Arousal Level: 0/100
Mental: 100/100
Resistance: 0
S–Level: 250
DIK: 250
BOD: 250
FCE: 250
CHA: 250
Buffs: None
Debuffs: None
Skills: None
Abilities: None
RT: 0
"This… doesn't help much," Naruto deadpanned, staring at his stat page.
"To break it down: you are very strong in the physical combat department! As in, strong enough to rival even the strongest fighters in this world!" Aphrodite said with a golf clap, "However, you are rather lacking in the sexual combat department. DIK refers to the level of your Dick, BOD refers to your body, FCE to your face, and CHA to your overall charm!"
"My… dick?" Naruto asked incredulously, staring down at his crotch.
"Yup!" Aphrodite said, "Pretty much, you'll be having constant sex battles to either conquer or be conquered! Every part of your body has a level in this world, and by defeating your opponent you'll be able to drain levels from them! However, upon being defeated, you'll also lose your levels! There's also your rank, which is based upon your average level! Well, it's a lot more complicated than that, but it's time for your first quest, so you'll have to learn as you go!"
[Quest Alert!]
Survive your first day at Kuoh Academy!
Success Conditions: Reach the ending bell without becoming [Mind–Broken], [Owned], or Game–overing!
Rewards: +1 Point to each Sexual Attribute!
Failure: Game Over.
Naruto wasn't given a moment to think, as Aphrodite started pushing him toward the large building in front of him, "Go on! Let's get started."
Naruto glanced forward, looking at the large open gate in front of him.
[SSS–Rank Zone: Kuoh Academy]
"SSS–Rank?" Naruto asked her, but she ignored his question.
"Don't mind me as you go about your day, no one but you can see me!" Aphrodite said as they approached the gate. At the front of the gate stood a tall, thin girl with a bob of black hair on her head. She had a pair of glasses on her face and was wearing a school uniform. A white undershirt with a black overjacket covered her breasts, doing well to hide them. Her short skirt blew in the wind. Naruto blushed as she looked at him.
[You have been Charmed!]
+10 Arousal
-5 Mental
"Welcome, Naruto Uzumaki–san," The woman spoke out, staring him up and down, "I am the Student Council President, Souna Shitori. Kuoh Academy is honored to have you transfer here, Uzumaki–san."
"Look at her and think, 'stats!'" Aphrodite said quickly from behind him, and Naruto listened.
[Sona Sitri]
Title: [Sitri Clan Heiress]
Rank: [Princess]
HP: 5,500/5,500
MP: 10,950/10,950
STR: 250
SPD: 300
END: 150
INT: 450
Arousal Level: 0/100
Mental: 100/100
Resistance: 800
Level: 776
TIT: 600
ASS: 875
BOD: 800
FCE: 800
HND: 750
FOT: 775
Buffs: ?
Debuffs: ?
Skills: ?
Abilities: ?
[Quest Alert!]
You have encountered a [Main Heroine]! You must conquer [Sona Sitri] to clear the game!
Success Conditions: Obtain any type of [Ownership] over [Sona Sitri]!
Failure: Game Over.
"Ah, nice to meet you…" Naruto said, stuttering slightly as he suddenly felt self–conscious. Heat flowed over his body, and he felt his member stiffen just from looking at the girl.
"Come with me, I'll give you your schedule," Sona said, turning around and walking into the large gate. Naruto's blush got worse, and he felt an unnatural pull to the girl. His eyes slowly moved down, going down the girl's back and onto her skirt. Despite the thick skirt, Naruto saw the slight outline of her bubbly ass, and suddenly his head exploded in a searing sensation.
[You have been Charmed by Sona Sitri's Ass!]
+90 Arousal!
-95 Mental!
[You have been [Mind–Broken] by Sona Sitri's Ass!]
-5 DIK Levels!
Sona Sitri has gained 1 ASS level!
[Game Over]
Scene Break
Naruto blinked, and suddenly he was staring at the large building again. He looked around, seeing the same wall of apartments to his side.
"What…"
"Welcome back, Mr. Uzumaki!" Aphrodite chirped, and Naruto spun to the side to see the blonde woman standing next to him.
"What… what happened?" Naruto asked, groaning as he rubbed his head.
"You game–overed, Mr. Uzumaki," Aphrodite said simply.
"W–What? I didn't even start yet!"
"As this was your first run, Mr. Uzumaki, you didn't have the stats to interact with someone on the level of Sona Sitri. You're sexual level is 250, as in, the average level of all your sexual based stats, and hers was nearly 800. You also have a 0 in the resistance category. Essentially, the moment you saw the outline of her level 875 booty through her skirt, your brain exploded!" Aphrodite said, her bright smile betraying her words.
"E…exploded?" Naruto asked worriedly, reaching up and touching the side of his head.
"Well, not technically, but pretty much," Aphrodite explained, "Now that we have a few minutes before the game begins again, I'll explain a bit more. The Eroge Game is a Rogue–lite, not to be confused with Rogue–like, as you will not start each run from scratch. Your goal is to conquer every Main Heroine to clear the game! However, these girls will not go down easily!"
Aphrodite gestured to the building in front of them, "Many of them will be meetable within Kuoh Academy, but some will require a bit of exploring. Essentially, you must claim these Main Heroines before you reach a state of no return. If the game calculates that you have a less than 1% chance of success, then you will game over and restart at the start. At the start of each run, you will receive Restart Tokens, or RT's, depending on how far you got. As you failed near the beginning of that run, you will gain 1 RT!"
[Item Received: 1 Respawn Token]
"As you could see, upon being defeated, you will lose some levels on an attribute, and the girl who defeated you will gain some! This is the same the opposite way, so you will gain levels upon defeating or conquering a Heroine! The levels are representative of your physical body, which means, upon losing a level in your DIK, your actual dick will grow smaller! In the same vein, Sona's ass would've grown bigger by defeating you!" Aphrodite explained, looking far too positive for the words she was saying.
"So… I had a less than 1% chance of winning, just from looking at her skirt?" Naruto asked doubtfully.
"Yup!"
"But, I barely even looked at her! There's no way!"
"Here, I'll show you how that run would've continued!" Aphrodite said, snapping her fingers. A box appeared to her right, looking like a birds–eye view of Naruto and Sona's interaction. Naruto watched as past–him glanced down at her skirt, and then instantly collapsed. He stumbled forward, falling onto his knees as his hand grabbed at his crotch. Sona glanced at her shoulder, an uninterested look appearing on her face.
"I thought you looked a bit interesting, but I suppose not. Follow along, mutt. You won't need classes anymore. You can live as my footrest. Be honored that someone such as myself is taking your levels." The girl scoffed, and Naruto watched in a mix of shock, awe, and horror as past him crawled after her on all fours, his face beet red and his eyes glazed over.
"That easily…" Naruto trailed off.
"Yup! As you can see, if that run had continued, you would've ended up as a footrest and level tank for Sona," Aphrodite supplied, "The game detected that you had a less than 1% chance of escaping that fate, so you started a new run!"
Naruto grit his teeth, "If I can't even get past the first girl, how the hell am I gonna beat the game?"
"Well, that's for you to figure out!" Aphrodite said with a giggle, "But, I'd recommend utilizing the respawn tokens! You can use them to increase your stats permanently: both your bodily ones and your Arousal/Mental. If you increase your DIK stat to 201, then you'll always revive with it at 201! One point upgrade might not seem like much, but you'll be raking in the tokens at the start. It'll probably take you 10 runs to even get in the building! However, I recommend saving up sometimes, as you can also use a large amount of tokens to buy skills and abilit– oh, looks like it's time to start!"
[Quest Alert!]
Survive your first day at Kuoh Academy!
Success Conditions: Reach the ending bell without becoming [Mind–Broken], [Owned], or Game–overing!
Rewards: +1 Point to each Sexual Attribute!
Failure: Game Over.
"How do you use the tokens?" Naruto asked quickly as the woman started ushering him toward the gate.
"Just think or say 'Token Shop'!"
"Token shop," Naruto muttered quickly.
[Token Shop]
RT: 1
Choose an attribute to upgrade!
HP
MP
STR
SPD
END
LUK
INT
Arousal
Mental
Resistance
DIK
BOD
FCE
CHA
Naruto quickly tapped resistance as they approached the gate.
+1 Resistance! (1 Total)
"Welcome, Naruto Uzumaki–san," Sona spoke out, staring him up and down as she mimicked her earlier actions, "I am the Student Council President, Souna Shitori. Kuoh Academy is honored to have you transfer here, Uzumaki–san."
[You have been Charmed!]
+10 Arousal
-5 Mental
Naruto grit his teeth, ignoring the warm sensation that filled him, "Nice to meet you, Sona–san."
"Come with me, I'll give you your schedule," Sona said again, turning around and walking into the large gate. Naruto followed her, making a point to stare a hole into the back of her head. However, as he did, he felt a force start to pull down on his head.
Why…
It felt like fighting a force of nature. As if there was a magnetic pull trying to drag his eyes down. His eyes steadily started to drop, going from the back of Sona's head to her back.
Stop, damn eyes…
They continued through the small courtyard, which felt absurdly long as Naruto struggled. Finally, they reached the stairs leading into the building, and Naruto was barely holding on as his eyes strayed down to the middle of her back.
"You can look down, Uzumaki–san," A smug sentence came from Sona as she reached behind her, teasingly lifting up her skirt just an inch. Naruto felt like a dam was opened at her words. No matter how hard he tried, his eyes betrayed him as they fell down, catching a glimpse of the bottom of one of Sona's perfect ass–cheeks.
[You have been Charmed by Sona Sitri's Ass]
+90 Arousal
-94 Mental
Naruto grunted, his crotch burning as he stumbled over, falling to his knees. His mind was whirling, barely picking up Sona's giggle as she turned around to look down on him. His breathing became ragged, his crotch burning in pleasure, as his face flushed red.
"You're still conscious, huh? With only 1 resistance, that's impressive, even for a Hero. Your willpower is insane, but a run like this is detrimental, Uzumaki–san," Aphrodite said, stepping around him to block his view of Sona, "You'll make no progress, and just be toyed with by her. It's a waste of time. Don't worry, I'll assist you."
Aphrodite took a step forward, her toga filling Naruto's vision. She leaned down as Naruto stared down at her feet, her mouth resting right next to his ear as she whispered, "Cum."
Her single word sounded like a melody, flooding through his ears and directly into his brain.
[You have been Charmed by Aphrodite!]
-5 Mental
[You have been [Mind–Broken] by Aphrodite!]
For a split second, Naruto felt an overwhelming sense of pleasure as his member exploded, pouring semen into his pants. Then, it was over.
[Game Over]
Scene Break
Naruto gasped, his hand shooting down as he covered his crotch. His breath came out ragged, turning to the side as he saw Aphrodite giggle to his side.
"W–What was that for…" He huffed.
"Ah, I was just helping, Mr. Uzumaki," Aphrodite hummed, a teasing smile adorning her face, "You technically had an above 1% chance of victory in that situation, but it was clear to me how it would've turned out. So, I gave you a little extra push. Don't let your failure discourage you, Mr. Uzumaki."
"Discourage me? Hah, as if," Naruto's breathing evened out as a big grin stretched his face. He lifted his fist, slamming it into the palm of his other hand, "I'm Naruto Uzumaki, damn it! I'll clear this damn game! This girl is probably one of the strongest, right? After I get over this hump, it'll be a piece of cake!"
"Ah, not to dissuade you," Aphrodite giggled behind her hand, "But she's not even close to the strongest. While we have a moment before the game begins, I'll teach you the rank system! Bring up your stats again!"
Naruto nodded, his grin faltering only slightly at her words.
[Naruto Uzumaki]
Title: [Eroge Protagonist]
Rank: [Peasant]
HP: 999,999/999,999
MP: 999,999/999,999
P–Level: 999
STR: 999
SPD: 999
END: 999
LUK: 999
INT: 999
Arousal Level: 0/100
Mental: 100/100
Resistance: 1
S–Level: 250
DIK: 250
BOD: 250
FCE: 250
CHA: 250
Buffs: None
Debuffs: None
Skills: None
Abilities: None
RT: 0
"You see your rank? It's 'Peasant', which is near the bottom of the totem pole. The titles are different for men and women, and are as follows:"
Aphrodite held her hand up high, "'God' rank! The top of the top, and only for those with an S–Level of over 1000! The female equivalent is 'Goddess!' However, you're probably thinking, 'the max level for each attribute is 999, so how can someone have an average of 1000?!"
Naruto blinked, "Nah, I hadn't gotten that far yet, but you're right."
"So," Aphrodite continued, "As you've already realized, the Eroge Game is very unfair! It's a game of the rich getting richer! Those with high levels can stomp all over the weaklings and take their levels to increase their own! The rich stay rich and get even richer, while knocking down the poor! The game has chosen the Heroine who best represents each attribute, and allows them to go above level 1000 in that attribute! Meaning, they can continue to increase their level, while their competition has no chance to climb higher unless they defeat the reigning Goddess!"
Aphrodite folded her hands under her breasts, pushing them upwards, "So, the Heroine with the 'world's best boobs' as decided by the Eroge Game will be able to exceed level 1000 in the TIT category! The same is true for the world's best ass, face, hands, feet, and all–around body! That goes for you males, too, in regards to the best dick, face, and body!"
"That… seems needlessly confusing," Naruto deadpanned, his grin fully dwindling as he tried to keep track of all the information.
"Yup! The game is supposed to be hard!" Aphrodite nodded, "Now, after 'God' and 'Goddess' comes 'Queen' and 'King!' These ranks are for those who have an S–Level of over 900!"
"Then, below that, is where Sona is," Naruto summarized.
"Yup! 'Prince' and 'Princess,' for those with an S–Level of between 750 and 900! After them are 'Lady' and 'Sir's, who are between 500 and 750! The rest of the titles are shared between genders, as 'Commoner' is for those between 400 and 500! Finally, we get to you!"
"Peasants," Naruto muttered.
"Yup! Not quite the bottom of the barrel, but pretty damn close! They are between an S–Level of 250 and 400, so, actually, you're barely making the cut! After that is 'Pet', which is 100–250, and then finally 'Pig,' which is 0–100! Don't get that low, because at that point you're barely considered a living creature…" Aphrodite trailed off menacingly.
"And, as you've probably realized from Sona's earlier words, you're not the only one who can see the game system!" Aphrodite held up a peace sign, "Well, not in the same way you can, but in a similar sense! They can't upgrade their attributes, nor can they restart when they lose, like you can! Instead, they just see their own stats and levels, as well as yours! The Eroge Game did that, but the canonical reason in this world is… some old god did it?"
Aphrodite looked unsure of her own words, but just shrugged, "That's part of the difficulty of this game, Mr. Uzumaki! All the Heroine's will see your high P–Level but low S–Level, thus making you the perfect prey!"
"Well, hope you got all that, because it's time for run 3!" Aphrodite said, pushing Naruto at the gate.
[Quest Alert!]
Survive your first day at Kuoh Academy!
Success Conditions: Reach the ending bell without becoming [Mind–Broken], [Owned], or Game–overing!
Rewards: +1 Point to each Sexual Attribute!
Failure: Game Over.
Naruto nodded, adding another point to resistance as he walked up to Sona for the third time in the last ten minutes. They exchanged the same greeting as the previous two times, and Naruto forced himself to keep his eyes up as he followed her.
Don't look. Don't look. Eyes up. Eyes up.
He did well, his eyes only dropping slightly as they reached the stairs again.
"You can look down, Uzumaki–san," Sona's smug voice said again, and Naruto felt an overwhelming urge to obey fill him.
[You have been Charmed!]
+10 Arousal
-10 Mental
His eyes dropped, but he forced them to stall at her lower back.
No. I'm Naruto fucking Uzumaki, damn it! I'm not going down this easily!
"S–Sorry, Sona–san, I didn't mean to–"
"I said to look at my ass, Uzumaki–san," Sona's voice called to him, the girl looking over her shoulder at him. There was an edge in her voice this time, her eyes looking at him sharply through her glasses, commanding him to obey.
'Naruto fucking Uzumaki' did go down that easily. A force overwhelmed him, as if a deity themself was giving him an order. His eyes dropped, falling to her skirt as she lifted it slightly, giving him just an inch of the bottom of her perky ass.
[You have been Charmed by Sona Sitri's Ass]
+90 Arousal
-89 Mental
Naruto fell to his knees for the third time that day, his hand clutching at his crotch as his face flushed red. He huffed, his breathing ragged as Sona giggled.
"In the same position again, Mr. Uzumaki?" Aphrodite said down to him, "Maybe you're a physical learner. I'll let it play out this time, Mr. Uzumaki. In fact, I'll even change the game over parameter from 1% to 0.1%. Maybe this will teach you to be more careful."
Naruto huffed, his mind whirling as his erection pushed into his pants. Sona turned around, and Naruto heard her steps ring through the courtyard as she closed the gap between them. Naruto stared down, looking directly at her shoes, and then dragged his face up. He stared up at her, his mind a jumbled mess. The sun seemed to shine around Sona, illuminating her. She looked like a Goddess.
"Uzumaki–san," Sona smirked down at him, raising her foot slightly, "Or, should I call you mutt–san now? Give my shoe a kiss, mutt–san."
Naruto's mind malfunctioned, his mental state an inch from shattering as he stared up at the goddess towering over him. Then, he turned his head down, lowering it to the ground. He leaned down, planting a singular kiss on the tip of Sona's shoe.
[You have been Charmed by Sona Sitri's Foot!]
-1 Mental
[You have been [Mind–Broken] by Sona Sitri!]
-5 DIK Levels!
Sona Sitri has gained 1 ASS level!
Sona Sitri has gained 1 FOT level!
The second his lips hit the tip of Sona's shoe, an immense pleasure flowed through him. Naruto let out a moan, his legs collapsing as his lower half fell into the ground. Sperm flowed from his member, filling his pants. As he stared at her foot, Naruto watched in real time the change. Her perfectly smooth skin suddenly became even more perfect. He couldn't see it behind her skirt, but her perky ass bounced slightly as it grew a tiny bit larger. What he could feel was his own cock as it spazzed in his pants. His crotch spazzed, humping into the floor as it shrank slightly.
The next few minutes for Naruto felt strange. Thoughts flowed into his head, his own, but not his own. He was thinking, but it was as if he was in a daze. Like someone else was controlling his thoughts.
"Good, mutt," Sona nodded, still smirking as she turned around, leaving him lying pathetically on the ground with a stain in his pants, "Follow, mutt!"
Naruto didn't even have a chance to think, his body instinctively obeying. He crawled forward on all fours, desperately chasing Sona's shoes as she walked into the school. He didn't take in the surroundings around him, his mind focused solely on her shoes as he continued to pathetically crawl after her.
"Shitori–san has another one?" A voice said, but it didn't even register to Naruto.
"Good job, Madam President!" Another female voice spoke as they climbed a flight of stairs, Naruto's legs and knees banging on each step as he struggled to keep up. Eventually, Sona opened a door, and he crawled in after her.
"Mutt," Sona said as she walked over to her desk, sitting in a chair behind it, "Be useful."
Without needing to be told exactly what to do, Naruto's body instinctively obeyed. He crawled forward, crawling under the cramped desk and propping himself on all fours while Sona laid her feet on his back. Naruto moaned, his knees shaking as his crotch burned again. Abruptly, Sona raised one of her legs, slamming her foot down harshly on his back.
"Cum, mutt," She ordered, and Naruto's body obeyed. His legs shook, his knees nearly giving out as the stain on his pants grew larger.
-5 DIK Levels!
Sona Sitri has gained 1 FOT levels!
"Again," A simple order came, her foot slamming down again. Naruto's body had no time to recover as it obeyed instantly, cum shooting out into his pants yet again.
"Use this as a learning experience, Mr. UzumakI!" Aphrodite's voice called to him, but Naruto's brain didn't even register it. Then, the sound of a door opening filled the room.
"Sona!" A female voice said.
"Rias," Sona's responded. Naruto's brain could barely pick up on either voice, but his head turned slightly. On the very bottom of Sona's desk was a small, inch tall gap. As the girl approached, Naruto saw the very slightest bit of something. His brain couldn't even comprehend that the small bit of skin was a foot, but his body could. In an instant, his chance of success dropped below 0.1%.
-50 DIK Levels!
Rias Gremory has gained 1 FOT level!
[Game Over]
Scene Break
"This game is fucking impossible," Naruto groaned as he stared up at the large school building again. But, he had no choice but to try again.
Chapter End
I hope you enjoyed my story. I will likely continue it. It was inspired by a story I read on here a long time ago, about Naruto in DxD with a similar concept. That's where I got the rankings and such.