No time, screw it, I can do this."
Wade patted his head and reloaded the only remaining bullet in his body.
"Nine, ten, eleven, twelve bullets, and a life. Stop!"
"ah?"
Dofind subconsciously stepped on the brakes.
The taxi suddenly made a sharp sound of tire friction.
"Twenty-seven dollars and a half."
"I never carry a wallet when I'm working. It ruins the beautiful lines of my uniform." Wade touched his body. His tights didn't look like there was any room for a wallet. Then he turned around and said seriously, "How about we give each other a high five?"
"OK."
High five success.
"Merry Christmas!"
Wade opened the car door and prepared to get out.
"Happy Tuesday and April to you too, Mr. Deadpool."
Dolfinde gripped the steering wheel and waved with a bright smile.
Just because of the advice Mr. Deadpool had given him before - about Geeta and his cousin Bandu.
He felt that twenty-seven dollars and fifty cents was no big deal here.
Who makes him and Mr. Deadpool the same kind of people?
…
There is a rush of traffic on Leyfield Road and Niceza Road.
Wade, wearing a red tights, sat on the guardrail, swinging his legs and drawing a portrait of his arch-enemy, whom he thought he looked particularly like, while music played from an old radio next to him.
"Hey yeah, I want to do it tonight, huh huh heh heh heh heh..."
In the distance, several black Mercedes-Benz G500s were speeding towards them.
"Oh~ the bad guy is coming."
Wade smiled brightly.
"Full fire!"
The next second, he jumped up with his arms stretched out, and the impact from top to bottom directly shattered the top window.
"Hey, where's Francis?"
Wade waved in a friendly manner.
The people in the car were stunned at first, and then a fierce look appeared in their eyes.
The bearded man on the left threw a punch, aiming directly at the head.
"What? What are you doing?"
Although Wade kept talking, his waist suddenly twisted to the left, his left foot rolled forward to the left, and his right hook went straight to the bearded man's nose.
Bang!
There seemed to be a sound of broken nose bones exploding in the car, and at the same time, accompanied by a scream, several other people rushed towards Wade at the same time.
He just leaned sideways and swept out with his right arm. At the moment when it was about to touch the fat man on his right side, his arm hit him in the chest with an elbow.
The fat man felt a tightness in his chest, his vision went dark, and he fell into the back seat, unconscious.
At this moment, Wade felt someone hugging his left leg, and at the same time, a strong wind came to his ears.
He bent his left elbow to block, used his center of gravity on his held left leg, and suddenly kicked his right foot towards the bottom of the enemy. In an instant, a scream like a pig being slaughtered resounded throughout the car.
At the same time, the fat man who had fainted also found a place to use his skills.
Wade picked up the fat man with both hands and threw him directly at the big man sitting in the driver's seat.
"Target shooting."
Then he flipped backwards and threw the fat man towards the back of the car.
I don't know whether the rear compartment was not closed properly to begin with or was knocked open by the fat man. I just saw him holding on to the rear bar of the compartment tightly and shouting for help.
"Help!"
Listening to the heart-wrenching cry for help, Wade looked at the fat man's miserable appearance and laughed out loud.
"Ha~"
suddenly.
A bald man rushed over and pressed Wade's head tightly against the back of the driver's seat.
"Luxury Corinthian leather."
Wade still looked calm. The next second, he elbowed the bald man behind him and kicked him away with his left elbow.
"I'm looking for Francis. Have you seen this man?"
Wade took out the painting he had just finished.
However, this group of guys were like indestructible cockroaches, flying upwards madly.
"Oh no! Did I forget to turn off the stove when I left the house?"
Wade pondered this while easily dealing with these idiots.
In the chaos, the Mercedes-Benz crashed into the highway railing on the side. Immediately afterwards, there were only continuous bangs. However, in just a blink of an eye, more than a dozen cars collided with each other, and smoke and dust rose up.
Heaven.
The roar of the helicopter's propellers was deafening, and the female anchor's voice was transmitted to every TV and radio.
"Breaking news! A pileup occurred on the intercity highway this morning. The chaos escalated into a shootout. The resulting traffic jam prevented police from reaching the scene. Citizens are advised to stay home. The armed attackers are extremely dangerous and are wearing red. All traffic entering and leaving the highway is temporarily closed..."
…
Xavier School for the Gifted.
"Damn it, Deadpool!"
When Colossus saw the news about the shooting, he was eating breakfast. When the thug in red tights appeared, he subconsciously clenched his fists and slammed them hard on the table, his face becoming quite ugly.
"Warhead, let's go, we have a mission!"
"Steelback, wait, why are you in such a hurry?" Bullet caught up from behind.
"I've given Deadpool so many opportunities to join us, but he'd rather act like a brat than a fully armed brat. When will he mature enough to understand the benefits of being a member of the X-Men?"
Colossus was so angry at this time. If only Deadpool could be a little more well-behaved and not always cause such big troubles, he could have had some peace for a while.
But Deadpool is like a time bomb. Something will happen if he is left outside. Only by bringing him into the X-Men and watching this madman every day can Colossus feel at ease.
When he opened the door of the villa, he suddenly seemed to remember something, stopped abruptly, and then turned and walked towards the backyard.
"Where are you going?"
Bullet looked at Steel Warrior blankly. What was this big guy thinking today? Why was he running to the backyard when the gate was here?
"Go find Tina. Her abilities can come in handy. I definitely won't let Deadpool go this time!" Colossus said seriously. "And if we fight together, maybe she'll get to know us X-Men better, so she can turn from evil to good and join us."
"Join us?" Bullet curled his lips and said nothing. "Tina has her own organization, how could she possibly join us?"
"That Emperor Foundation?" Colossus pouted in disdain. "I've never even heard of it. Besides, there are a lot of benefits to joining the X-Men and becoming a member."
"What's the benefit?" Bullet raised an eyebrow and couldn't help but complain, "It's like everyone wearing the same tights, or a house that explodes every few years."
"Please," Colossus explained earnestly, "The school explosion will only make us stronger. By the way, have you had breakfast? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."
Colossus said as he handed the protein bar in his hand to Bullet, "Here, protein bar, it's good for your bones. Deadpool might want to break your bones."
"Uh, I think you're overthinking it."
Bullet looked at the protein bar in his hand with a frown on his face, and put it in his pocket.
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