"You should just keep threatening me with Dad."
Kiana looked utterly lifeless, as if her soul had been sucked out while Luo Su was vigorously kneading her face.
Luo Su continued to knead Kiana's face.
Only then did he realize how incredibly satisfying it was to knead Kiana's face.
"Siegfried should be in the vicinity. I will treat him a little later. Please keep this a secret."
Luo Su smiled and spoke to Rita beside him.
In response, Rita nodded vigorously.
From a duty perspective, upon hearing Luo Su's words, she should have immediately carried the plane back to Schicksal, reported to the Archbishop, and then brought people to beat up a certain Schicksal traitor.
But now, Siegfried's identity as Durandal's father was essentially confirmed.
In that case, she could only make the Archbishop suffer a little, letting him be blind for a while.
"Ah, the old man is nearby?"
Kiana was startled.
"Yes, his doctor is Raiden Ryoma. Raiden Ryoma dislikes you, not just because you beat him, but also a significant part of the reason is that Welt is quite fond of your father, which makes Raiden Ryoma deeply jealous. Your white hair and blue eyes, to Raiden Ryoma, are actually a provocative signal."
The homoerotic undertones in Luo Su's statement made even Rita, who was beside him, flinch.
No.
Likes, jealousy, provocation... why did these words sound a little off?
Considering the relationship between Lady Durandal's godfather, biological father, and biological mother... a hint of fear involuntarily appeared on Rita's beautiful face.
The relationships among the previous generation were truly messy!
Kiana's scalp tingled even more. Weren't people supposed to become more traditional as they got older?
Why were her elders so... avant-garde?
"Cough, cough, alright, let's not talk about this topic anymore."
Luo Su coughed, interrupting the wild imaginings of the two individuals whose thoughts seemed a bit problematic.
"In any case, I will cure Siegfried. In exchange, you need to get me the right to use the oath of judah for at least ten days."
Luo Su said this.
Kiana exhaled, pulling her mind away from the thought that her father might be a homo, and then, anger appeared on her beautiful face.
That old geezer Siegfried, she finally caught him.
Father-daughter affection is one thing.
The abandonment wouldn't be ignored just because of father-daughter affection.
Now it was time to properly settle the score for abandoning her in the snow for so many years!
"I should be able to be there during the treatment, right?"
Kiana rubbed her fists together.
Her tone sounded like, "I'm going to pull that old man's tubes."
"Unfortunately, you cannot go to see Siegfried."
"In fact, if Siegfried knew you were present, he might refuse treatment."
The man, about to debut as a doctor, said this.
"There's a ticking time bomb in your body that will explode when you encounter Siegfried."
Huh?
Kiana was stunned once again.
Someone planted a ticking time bomb in her body?
Compared to the girl who knew almost nothing about her own situation, Rita's expression instantly became serious.
Long ago, if she had encountered Kiana, she might have only cast sympathetic glances.
But, after Durandal recognized her, her stance completely changed.
She hoped Kiana could live a happy life.
And not become a ticking time bomb, or a sacrifice for some experiment.
"Lady Kiana's problem... do you have a solution?"
She asked the young man who claimed to be Kiana's brother.
This was a very difficult problem to solve.
Because the existence lurking in Kiana's body was the Herrscher of the Void.
The monster that almost utterly destroyed Siberia.
[Sounds like you're helping the Tiger Talisman boost its achievements... Damn, are you a dual personality character magnet?]
The prompter complained.
Naruto has the Nine-Tails sealed inside him, Skadi has the Seaborn lurking in her body, Talulah has the Black Serpent hidden in her body, and now there's Kiana... why are all the people around Luo Su like this?
[Do you want me to find a monster and seal it in your body? Otherwise, you'll seem out of place.]
"Hmm, remember to pick a pretty one for me."
Luo Su made the request to the prompter in his mind, then said in a relaxed and casual tone.
"An idiot like Sirin, I tell you, I could trick her into digging coal in a black mine for ten years, and she'd still have to come back and thank me."
Rita: "..."
Although it's common sense to despise the enemy tactically, is such contempt really okay?
But, if Luo Su could show such an expression, perhaps he really had some way to deal with it?
After all—
He was the successor of the man who played chess with the Archbishop.
The closer one got to Otto, the more one would understand what a mad, obsessive, and brilliant soul was hidden within Otto's body.
And the man who could play chess with him... thinking of that man, whom only the Archbishop seemed to have the authority to know, Rita's expression also involuntarily became solemn.
Kiana, however, frowned.
She felt like Luo Su was looking down on her, but he hadn't mentioned her name.
She could only nod sullenly, then, because Luo Su continued to rub and even pinch her, she fell into a rage.
"Luo, I'm not done with you!"
But, just as she managed to get angry, a group of Ghost Shadow Soldiers appeared out of nowhere again, instantly freezing the girl's resisting arms in mid-air.
Damn it.
Having the Shadow Legion is so great!
Chapter 56: How to Make a Lie Come True
[Healing Siegfried, and then using this opportunity to borrow the oath of judah, this plan is alright, but it will also affect your past situation, won't it?]
[If you run into Siegfried, you'll definitely be exposed, right?]
As Luo Su kneaded his "sister's" face, the prompter spoke.
Unlike Kiana, Rita, and other new generations like Durandal.
Siegfried was a member of a certain scandal.
He only needed to think for three seconds to come to the conclusion—you're full of crap, why didn't I know my wife had a younger brother?
This was indeed a problem.
Because Luo Su had used this setting to trick Kiana, Durandal, and Rita.
Kiana and Rita were fine, after all, they were indeed weak.
But Big Goose was different.
Once she realized it, she could really pin Luo Su to the ground and beat him up.
[But if you threaten Kiana with the fact that she needs 'Tiger', maybe you can continue the act?]
The prompter offered another solution.
Threaten Kiana with Siegfried's needs.
The reverse effect was also not bad.
Siegfried had turned against Schicksal, broken with his family, his wife had died in the cold current of Siberia, and his only daughter had fallen from the sky... Kiana was his last solace.
Siegfried, you wouldn't want your daughter to one day become the Herrscher of the Void, would you... "Sounds good, really good, but why not try something more interesting?"
Luo Su smiled and contacted Raiden Ryoma, asking him to call Siegfried for a follow-up appointment, then, after some thought, looked at Rita.
"Rita, can you help me prepare some high-proof alcohol, some yellow paper, and a Guan Yu statue?"
The young man's eyes shifted slightly, then he gave instructions to Durandal's maid.
Rita was stunned.
If she remembered correctly, those items were typically used for sworn brotherhood in Shenzhou.
Luo Su was... "Who are you going to become sworn brothers with?"
A hint of confusion involuntarily appeared on her face.
"Some matters need to be kept secret."
Luo Su responded with a smile.
Then, with a deadpan expression, he said to the prompter.
"There's no need to threaten. Just find a time to get Siegfried drunk, then complete the sworn brotherhood. By then, even if he's hit by a mud truck and becomes the boss of Bilibili, he'll still be an uncle, even if he's not."
[Damn, can sworn brotherhood be completed like that?]
Even the prompter was shocked.
Siegfried was a descendant of a Fusion Warrior, with a great physique, but without using Honkai energy cheats, he obviously couldn't drink endlessly without getting drunk... Luo Su nodded, once again looking at Kiana, his eyes full of affectionate kindness for a junior.
Kiana frowned, feeling like something was off, but after finding no problems around her, she decisively distanced herself from Luo Su.
For Kiana, all unfortunate events could be explained with "Damn it, Luo Su must have done it."
"...I'll go shopping with Rita."
After saying this, she fled as if startled, like a frightened white kitten.
She looked even more fun to knead now.
Perhaps it wouldn't be bad to keep such a cat at home?
Luo Su shook his head to clear his mind.