[Ding!]
[System integration complete]
[Host status, weak and pathetic but has potential]
[Previous life memories]
[Fragmented]
.....
"What..what going on?, has the world finally been taken over by AI"
[Ding!]
[Scanning host brain power]
[.....]
[Ding!]
[unfortunately host crossed over with his dumb mind into another life]
[Seems like even the celestials couldn't solve that problem]
"Hey! I'm really smart just so you know, I even have a GED to prove it"
"Wait?, who or what are you"
"The last thing I remember is..... ahhhhhhhh"
"Man what the f*ck, how can I be hung over when I don't even drink"
[Ding!]
[Host is feeling intense pain because he's too dum to remember that the system had specifically stated that his memories are "fractured" and thus when he tries to access them he will feel intense pain in his medulla oblongata]
"How is your voice even in my head?"
[Ding!]
[ replying to host]
[The host had a premature and unfortunate end, and when the celestial incharge of overlooking the sea of reincarnation saw your pitiful life he laughed so hard he shed tears . So as a reward, I, the mighty system of servitude, was unfortunately given to a unworthy, stupid, and freeloader like you]
"Is the name calling really necessary?"
[Ding!]
[Just so the host knows, the system is really unhappy with it current circumstance]
"Good to know"
"Where are we anyways, I can't feel anything."
[Ding!]
[Firstly the is no we, and for your answer host is currently in the womb, and will make his grand exit in four months which in no doubt will disappoint his parent.]
"What am I suppose to do till then?"
"You can't expect me to talk to a unknown voice in my head for that long"
[Ding!]
[Host should figure this out himself, after all , host gas a "GED"]
[In the mean time, the system will shut down and activate again when host disappoint his parent upon his arrival into the world.]
"Wait system, you can't leave me alone"
"System?!....."
"Why couldn't I get a useful system like all those main character in novel, f*ck me"