"Waaah, waaah, waaah, my mjolnir, waaah, waaah, waaah, this is so good to eat…"
Inside the confinement room, Thor was stuffing himself with hamburgers, crying like a several-thousand-year-old baby.
More than a dozen hamburger wrappers were scattered at his feet, piled up into a small mountain.
Du Mu raised an eyebrow.
Is this the God of Thunder or the God of Eating? He can eat so much.
Du Mu comforted him, "It's alright, it's normal not to be able to lift it for a while. Men, you know, tend to get like this when they get old, let alone you're several thousand years old."
"You don't understand!"
Thor looked up indignantly, sauce still on the corner of his mouth, "Not being able to lift mjolnir means it no longer acknowledges me as its Master! I've lost the right to possess it!"
His heartbroken expression made one wonder if his girlfriend had run off with someone else.
Du Mu analyzed, "Actually, you don't need to be so dejected. Maybe you just haven't met the conditions to lift the hammer yet. Who knows, maybe this is a test from your father."
Du Mu also didn't quite believe that Thor's old father, Odin, the King of the Gods, would abandon Thor.
After all, he had raised him for thousands of years. If it were him, he definitely wouldn't bear to destroy him like that.
"Really?"
Thor wiped the sauce from his mouth with his hand, a glimmer of hope in his eyes.
Du Mu nodded, "Although your brain isn't very sharp, you are still your father's son. At his age, he probably can't create a new account, so who else would inherit his throne if not you?"
Thor: "…"
Why did it feel like he was just insulted?
"Hmph!"
A cold snort suddenly rang out.
Du Mu looked in the direction of the sound, only to see a figure in a green overcoat had appeared in the confinement room at some point.
However, strangely, the Agents outside the confinement room showed no reaction, as if they couldn't see this person at all.
Du Mu immediately checked the You-Know-Who's information.
[NPC: Loki Odinson (Laufeyson)]
[Codename: God of Mischief]
[Affection: 0]
[Evaluation: God of Lies, God of Acting, First Mage of the Nine Realms, Professional Kidney Stabber Enthusiast]
[Status: Hidden by illusion magic]
Alright, another god from Norse mythology.
Du Mu was already used to it.
From Loki's status, it was clear that he had used some kind of magic to become invisible, which was why the other Agents hadn't noticed Loki's presence.
However, Du Mu possessed Fiery Golden Eyes, which could see through all illusions, so Loki's magic was completely ineffective against him.
At this moment, Loki also noticed Du Mu's gaze on him, but he remained completely unperturbed.
He was very confident in his illusion magic.
Aside from his parents, almost no one could see through his illusions, let alone in a backwater place like Earth. This mortal in front of him had merely happened to look over.
Loki gave a charmingly evil smile, staring at Du Mu with full confidence.
Who knew Du Mu would stare right back, "What are you looking at?"
Loki: "…"
Loki was silent for a moment, then simply dispelled part of his illusion and revealed his form, saying proudly, "Mortal, you are quite impressive, to be able to perceive my presence."
Thor, who was still immersed in his hamburger-induced sadness, suddenly saw Loki appear, and his face immediately lit up with surprise. He stood up abruptly, his greasy hands grabbing Loki's arm.
"Loki, Jean Dessini Duck!"
Loki looked at the grease and sauce that instantly stained his clothes, and his face twitched uncontrollably.
But he still endured it, his voice low as he said, "I had to come."
As he spoke, Loki's eyes showed one part sorrow, two parts helplessness, three parts struggle, and four parts pain, like a pie chart of emotions.
It was hard to imagine one person's eyes expressing so many different emotions.
Seeing Loki's expression, Thor's heart skipped a beat, and he hastily swallowed the hamburger in his mouth, "What happened? Did those Frost Giants from Jotunheim attack?"
"Yes, Asgard and Jotunheim are currently at war."
Loki nodded heavily, a look of grief on his face, his emotions gradually building to a climax, "Father is old, the threat of war restarting, coupled with the pain of your banishment, became too much for him to bear, and he eventually couldn't hold on and left us."
"What!?"
Thor was struck by lightning, his eyes bloodshot.
His father, he actually died!
Seeing Thor's devastated expression, Loki secretly rejoiced, but on the surface, his sorrow deepened. Just as he was about to add more fuel to the Fire, completely extinguishing Thor's thoughts of returning.
Suddenly, a hand clapped on Loki's shoulder, interrupting his brewing emotions.
"Little brother, did you forget about me?"
Du Mu's expression was displeased.
The two of them were telling stories and acting out a tragic drama, treating him like a non-existent camera, right?
Loki's carefully crafted atmosphere was interrupted, and a surge of anger flared up. His eyes coldly swept towards Du Mu.
"Insolent mortal! How dare you interrupt a god's conversation!"
Du Mu smiled, "Although you're named Loki, you don't have to fabricate a story about a frail old father, do you?"
Loki didn't understand his words, but he knew Du Mu was exposing his lie.
He snorted coldly, reaching out to grab Du Mu's arm, attempting to break it to teach this mortal a lesson.
But when he exerted force, he couldn't break it at all!
"Hmm?"
A flicker of surprise flashed in Loki's eyes.
As an Asgardian, a descendant of the Frost Giants, his physique far surpassed that of peak humans.
He couldn't even break the arm of this human in front of him?
But Loki quickly recovered, sneering, "No wonder you can see through my illusions. You are indeed no ordinary mortal. It's a pity, you are facing a Mage."
As he spoke, two daggers materialized in Loki's hands, and he fiercely stabbed them towards Du Mu's abdomen.
Du Mu: "…"
What a pure Mage fighting style!
"Thai Boxing Warning!"
Without another word, Du Mu directly delivered an elbow strike!
After several enhancements, Du Mu's strength had increased even further.
Loki hadn't even clearly seen his movement before he was elbowed off his feet. The two daggers fell to the ground, and he slammed heavily into the wall of the confinement room, directly creating a small dent, with cracks spreading outwards like a spider web.
However, Loki's physique was also not bad. He took Du Mu's elbow strike head-on, and his face didn't suffer much damage.
Loki struggled to get up, angrily saying, "Enough! You damned mortal! I am a great god…"
Before he could finish his words, he saw Du Mu suddenly pounce, delivering a fierce knee strike to his face!
While Loki was dazed and fell to the ground from the impact, Du Mu grabbed his right leg, exerted force, lifted him entirely, and slammed him repeatedly against the ground!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang—!
Terrifying impact sounds continuously rang out, and the confinement room was smashed with numerous craters.
Thor originally wanted to stop it, but seeing Du Mu so ferocious, he retreated.
It's okay, anyway, his little brother has always been tough since childhood, he'll get over it if he endures it.
After dozens of slams, Loki's body finally went limp. Only then did Du Mu release his hand and throw him to the ground.
He looked at the unconscious Loki, saying with disdain, "And they call this a god."
Thor: "…"
That sounds so familiar.