In 1993, Niu Yichen, the reborn person who died of overwork in his previous life, was already six years old!
In six years, he dominated three kindergartens with his intelligence, talent, handsomeness and cuteness, secretly got engaged to five cute little girls whose mothers were also beautiful, and also won over his mother-in-law by the way!
Even the pretty kindergarten teacher likes to hold him while he sleeps! Letting the naive boy do whatever he wants! Taking advantage of everyone!
Just when Niu Yichen thought that he could make great achievements in the future with his foresight, he met a god.
A goddess! A super cute goddess with a watermelon-shaped head and green clothes.
The goddess said: Yichen, you can see me, which means you and I are destined to be together. I can make you very handsome! Very strong! Even if you are eighty years old, you can still have sex ten times a night. Are you willing?
Niu Yichen: I do! (Loudly)
The goddess smiled and said: But there is one condition...
Niu Yichen (rolling his eyes): I knew there had to be a condition! Tell me! What is it?
The goddess leaned close to Niu Yichen's ear and whispered: You have to become a star, and you have to... Hehe. The goddess whispered to Niu Yichen for a while and let out a lewd laugh.
Niu Yichen was furious: "Asshole! I'm a splendid young man! Being a celebrity is fine, I can consider it as accumulating seed capital, but you actually want me to do something like NTR. Let me tell you, this is absolutely impossible! Get out of here!"
The goddess looked at him in surprise, but she was not angry. She smiled and said: I didn't expect that you are such a principled person. From your performance, I thought you would accept it happily!
But don't rush to reject it. If you haven't tried NTR yet, you won't know its benefits. Here, I'll give you this "Secret Treasure of Jade Bone Relics"! Try practicing it first and feel the benefits. I'll come back to you in a few days to see if you've changed your mind!
Bah! Take it away quickly! What a crappy technique! Who knows if it has any damn side effects! I'm a reborn person, I can live well even without cheats! Hey! Take it away! Take it away! You're sick...
Looking at the god's gradually disappearing figure, Niu Yichen hesitated for a moment and stuffed the book "Secret Treasure of Jade Bone Relics" into his arms.
The reborn person is not omnipotent. His brain is not modified so that he can clearly remember everything in his previous life. So, how can he refuse the cheats that are stuffed into his hands?
"Ding! Permanent skill acquired! "Secret Treasure of Jade Bone Relics (Incomplete)" is being independently cultivated!"
Effect: Nourishes the kidneys!
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"Are you kidding me? There's no way a minotaur can be connected to good kidneys! Did this god make a mistake?"
Ten years later!
Time flies, and ten years have passed quickly. During these ten years, a lot of things have changed.
The practice called "Secret Treasure of Jade Bone Relics" is very unique. Once you read it, you will automatically practice it, and the effect is really great.
Over the years, Niu Yichen has been in excellent health and has never even had a cold. He is also very smart and is getting more and more handsome. He is so handsome that he is popular with both men and women!
Many memories from his previous life were deeply engraved in his mind; he even remembered the lottery numbers!
But this wasn't anything to be happy about! Because when he excitedly bought a lottery ticket that was sure to win 5 million one day, he found out the next day that he hadn't won anything at all, and he completely gave up the idea of getting rich with the lottery.
But this is just an extreme example; most memories are still very useful! Thanks to his "guidance," his family went from being an ordinary military family to having some assets today (in Beijing).
Her older sister, Niu Li, also gained even greater fame after appearing in several successful film and television dramas. Even Niu Yichen himself, thanks to his good looks, was spotted by a director and made his debut when he was just 12 years old, while visiting Niu Li on a set.
When Niu's father heard this, he was also furious, but facing Niu Yichen's persistence, he had no way to deal with it.
Niu's father knew his son's temper well. Just like him, he was stubborn and unyielding, and once he made a decision, no one could change it. In the end, he could only console himself: after all, the money they'd earned in the past few years was enough for them to live comfortably for the rest of their lives. So, let him be happy. If he couldn't make it big, he could come back and inherit the family business! After all, his daughter was an actress, so it didn't matter if his son did too! There was no need to argue about treating him differently.
…
Yes! Through Niu Yichen's guidance and his father's hard work, within ten years, Niu Yichen had become a wealthy second-generation who could live comfortably for the rest of his life without having to do anything. Everything was moving in a positive direction! Except for Niu Yichen himself!
The technique of "Secret Treasure of Jade Bone Relics" left him with a difficult secret. Although the technique mentioned nonsense like "nourishing the kidneys", it seemed to be prepared for the sufferer.
It makes you extremely outstanding and easy to attract girls' attention, but! Damn it—I can't! Get! Hard!
He had no idea about the principle of "giving first before you take it." He only knew that when he was ten years old, his beloved sister, who had always loved him and even slept with him, got married. She married a man with an extraordinary background but not a very good-looking one!
That day, Niu Yichen cried bitterly and went to see an orthopedic surgeon, but found that her lower body was completely unresponsive. She was heartbroken and despairing. In the end, she could only helplessly send her sister away.
In the past six years, Niu Yichen has thought of countless methods besides filming, but to no avail.
…
However, career wise, things are progressing quite well.
No matter what, since he has decided to develop in the entertainment industry, Niu Yichen will do his best to develop himself. His agency contract is signed under Huayi Brothers, and Niu Yichen has a very clear plan for his life.
In 1999, he starred in Young Justice Bao and stole Shi Xiaolong's job.
In 2000, he participated in the movie "Love in Times" and snatched Shi Xiaolong's job.
In 2001, he played the role of a nine-year-old county magistrate, and this time, he stole Cao Jun's job.
In 2002, he also starred in Young Huang Feihong, but this time he did not steal the role from Shi Xiaolong. Instead, he became Shi Xiaolong's rival and played Ghost Leg Seven!
Although it is said that he is "stealing someone's job", in fact, it is because Niu Yichen is strong enough, otherwise he would not have succeeded.
In 2003, Niu Yichen's contract with Huayi expired. Huayi wanted to renew the contract, but they could not reach an agreement with Niu Yichen, so he was put on ice for a year!
The fundamental reason for the failure to reach an agreement lies in the future direction of the play.
Niu Yichen also felt that he had reached a transition period and needed to rest for a year before taking on roles that were completely different from his childhood to break people's preconceived notions about him. However, Huayi felt that he should make more money by filming more TV shows and movies while he was still a child.
This disagreement was irreconcilable, so the two sides parted ways unhappily, with neither side willing to give in.
At this time, Niu Yichen happened to carefully divide and examine the property he had earned in his spare time over the years.
All the film remuneration he earned over the years was at his own disposal, because his father didn't care about this little money. But it was precisely this freedom of disposal that allowed him to earn more money than the family business his father had prepared for him! After all, Niu Yichen knew a lot of money-making methods, but he could only make money secretly and couldn't tell anyone because it was too difficult to find a reason.
For example, he made a fortune from the 2000 US stock market crash. Although he closed early out of caution and didn't make more, he still had enough to eat and drink for the rest of his life. He also made a fortune from betting on the 2002 World Cup in South Korea. Who could have imagined South Korea would perform so well? Add to that the rise of the domestic real estate industry in recent years.
There were also a lot of other things he could think of. In short, even if Niu Yichen did nothing for the rest of his life, he would not have any problems eating and drinking to his heart's content.
With so much money, why would you want to be a star?
Niu Yichen gave a bitter smile! He still wanted to be a star!
What's the most important thing in life? Reproduction, of course! That damn watermelon-headed god made two demands: one for him to become a star, and the other for him to do NTR.
Although Niu Yichen's last name is "Niu," he'll never be a minotaur in his lifetime! So, celebrities must not mess around! If I ever meet her again, I can still negotiate terms.
…
For this reason, Niu Yichen really didn't dare to stop. He had originally planned to take a year to settle down, but now he didn't dare to do that.
However, his relationship with Huayi was a bit strained at that time, and with his temper, he couldn't take the initiative to approach them, so he simply looked for work on his own. Thus, Niu Yichen joined the crew of "Chinese Paladin 1".
He certainly wanted to play Li Xiaoyao, but it was clear that Cai Yinong wanted to promote Hu Ge. So even though Niu Yichen had the investment and his looks and acting skills were perfect, he ultimately didn't get the role.
While choosing from the remaining roles, Niu Yichen's eyes flashed and he spotted someone. "Drunken Sword Immortal!" Since he couldn't be Li Xiaoyao, wouldn't being Li Xiaoyao's master be fine? So! It was the Drunken Sword Immortal.
This choice caught everyone by surprise. After all, the Drunken Swordsman in the story is a middle-aged man with an unshaven beard, while Niu Yichen is only a 17-year-old boy! There's no way they could possibly connect!
But after meeting with the director, the director immediately decided that he was the one!
Niu Yichen's acting skills and innate "melancholy" temperament saved him.
As a reborn being, Niu Yichen has been excelling in his acting skills since childhood. With over twenty years of experience in his previous life and over a decade in this one, he's almost forty years old. As long as he's not acting, the vicissitudes of life in his eyes are undeniable! Add to that the years of worrying about his impotence and the melancholy he's endured, and he has no problem playing the role of the Drunken Sword Immortal.
As for appearance, which is what we care about the most, it is actually the easiest to solve. Just leave it to the makeup artist!
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On February 14, 2004, the crew of "Chinese Paladin" officially started filming. Niu Yichen drank with everyone and after getting a bunch of people drunk, he walked outside alone, trying to calm himself down.
Today is his birthday. After today, he will be 17 years old!
17 years old! Already an adult!
"I'm such a cheapskate! Really!" Niu Yichen took a few gulps of wine, the bitter taste spreading in his mouth, but his eyes were still very clear.
The secret treasure of the jade bone relic gave him a body several times stronger than that of an ordinary person. This amount of alcohol could not make him drunk at all.
"Why do I have to read that crappy book? Why? If I hadn't read it, I could have lived a carefree life. Why would I read it? Goddess! To become a star, I didn't even go to school, I didn't even inherit the family business, I started working at the age of 12. Can't you understand me for a moment?"
I'm 17 now, and it's been 11 years since I met that god. I've been in the entertainment industry for five. Why, why hasn't that damn god come? Am I destined to live a life of weakness? Is this beautiful body wasted in vain?
Thinking about the life without sunlight in the future, Niu Yichen couldn't help but feel sad and burst into tears.
At this moment, a golden light flashed in the distant sky.
The next moment, a "boom" sounded, and the golden light fell in front of Niu Yichen and turned into a woman wearing white Hanfu.
The woman had a round oval face and a pair of watery eyes, which were extremely attractive. Her white and tender feet were bare, and she was stepping on a minotaur with a bruised face and nose.
"The immortal..." Niu Yichen said in a trembling voice, "The immortal is finally here!"
"Hello, young man!" The woman turned around and said in surprise, "You can actually see me. Are you also divine?"
Niu Yichen rushed forward a few steps, slid down on his knees, and hugged the woman's thighs. "I don't know why I can see you! But I can really see you. Not only can I see you, but I can also see the minotaur at your feet! May I ask what kind of god you are!"
The woman smiled brightly at Niu Yichen, pointed her right hand above her head, and said, "I am the God of Pure Love! My name is Weisheng!"
As he spoke, four golden characters appeared above Weisheng's head - 'Pure Love God of War'.
The Pure Love God of War pointed at the Minotaur beneath his feet and said, "This is my defeated opponent, my victim!"
As the Pure Love God of War spoke, he kicked the minotaur called the victim in the crotch. The victim wailed and his body gradually shrank, turning into a petite woman with a watermelon-like hairstyle and a green gauze dress.
The victim was stepped on by Weisheng, and a green name flashed above his head, 'Taka'.
The veil on Taka's body was torn, revealing her fair and tender body. Her thin lips were tightly pursed, and she stared at Weisheng with her big eyes, looking unconvinced.
Although she is a victim, she looks surprisingly good-looking. But can such a small body withstand the torture of the group members?
Niu Yichen was full of doubts, but the moment he saw the victim's face clearly, he was suddenly shocked and pointed at her and said loudly: "Yes! Yes! It's her! The victim! Ten years ago, she made me... do this, of course I won't do it. I am a pure love party, so... so now I... wuwu..."
As Niu Yichen spoke, tears began to flow.
"Don't cry! I'm here!" The Pure Love God of War immediately saw Niu Yichen's situation and patted his shoulder gently. His beautiful oval face seemed to be glowing.
"The technique she gave you is actually good for your health, but she just edited it a bit. I only need to give you a few pointers and it will be a perfect solution!"
"That's great!" Niu Yichen felt like the heavy burden on his heart had finally been lifted, and he quickly said, "God of War, please help me recover!"
"Alright!" The God of Pure Love waved his hand and said, "It's resolved. And because you're steadfast in your pure love, I can even give you some rewards!"
"Yes! Yes! Okay!" Niu Yichen nodded vigorously and said, "Ten years of my youth have been wasted! I must get the best reward!"
"Of course!" Wei Sheng stretched out his right hand, revealing half of his white and tender arm, and whispered, "Pure Love Magic!"
The golden energy enveloped Niu Yichen's body, and Niu Yichen felt unprecedentedly relaxed, as if he was bathing in the spring sunshine.
At this moment, the victim who was being stepped on by Weisheng suddenly raised his head, and threw the energy he had prepared long ago at Niu Yichen at the same time, shouting: "Long live NTR!"
Next, a stream of pure green energy rushed into Niu Yichen's body at the same time.
Niu Yichen shuddered, as if he had smoked marijuana. A feeling of extreme physical comfort instantly rushed from his tailbone into his brain, giving him goose bumps all over his body.
"Victim! How dare you attack me in front of me!"
The God of Pure Love was shocked and kicked the victim's cute watermelon head onto the hard concrete floor.
"Even if it's hell! Even if I'm buried in the ground! Even if I'm put into a frying pan, I'll scream out with my broken throat! Long live NTR!"
The victim's voice was a little distorted on the concrete floor, but the firmness in his tone could be felt by everyone.
The golden power and the green power intertwined, and the battle between Weisheng and the victim began again. The two gods fought into the dimensional rift, but they both forgot about Niu Yichen, the person involved.
Niu Yichen looked at his fair yet strong hands and said in disbelief, "What's going on? Am I healed or not?"
He unzipped his pants and looked down, and burst into tears of joy.
"I'm hard! I'm finally hard! The side effects of the 'Secret Treasure of the Jade Bone Relics' are gone! Woohoo! It's finally gone!"
"Ding Dong! The entertainment industry's pure love/NTR system is activated!"
"System? Why is it the system again! Could it be that what the Pure Love God of War just gave me was the system?" Niu Yichen couldn't help but say, "These kids are too impatient nowadays! They're always thinking about enlightenment or something like that, but…"
Niu Yichen chuckled, "But I'm also very impatient! I really like this system, hahahaha..."
"Pure Love System Mission Issued: At a highway intersection ten kilometers away, a woman is at the most confused stage of her life. She doesn't know whether to give up on this relationship or strive to win back her love. Go and enlighten her so that she can clearly understand the path she should take. Mission Reward: Woman's Innate Affinity +5."
Note: The current innate affinity is 60, and the maximum value is 100. After the maximum value, you can be unstoppable when facing any type of woman.
'NTR system mission issued: At the highway intersection ten kilometers away, a woman is in the most confused stage of her life. Fuck her hard! Let her know the cruelty of the outside world and return to her man honestly. Mission reward, golden gun,'
Note: It takes ten years to nourish the kidneys, and only one day to attack. Only those who are invincible can become a true minotaur.