"Also, may I inquire as to what kind of education your agent Mjöllmile has? I asked my officials to have him open some business channels, but he's been rather evasive about giving a reply, I hear. Would we be able to work with someone else instead?"
I wanted to yell "Shut up!!" at him. If this was the type Mjöllmile dealt with, then I was inadvertently putting him through a ton of pain. He always seemed to brush them off with ease, but some officials are more stubborn than others. I had a lot to learn from him.
"I'll look into that," I replied with a smile. Such a lovely turn of phrase, "I'll look into that." Indicating your interest in getting the job done, but offering no firm timetable, freeing you from the obligation to actually do anything. The secret weapon of elite office staff everywhere. That was the brilliant strategy I deployed—bluff my way through, then pretend the conversation never happened.
"Ah, good to hear!"
"We'll look forward to future matters, then."
"And now, we'd best be on our way."
"Don't be shy about offering your lineup, now! We can talk any time!"
That phrase deftly shooed all those fools away. Now that's how an adult deals with matters. If you want something, go buy it yourself; that's what I say.
"Ah, certainly, I look forward to that," I lied as I saw the representatives go.
What a pain they were. I had no obligation to give them anything. It'd be much surer for us if we just sold our wares through the Free Guild—at least they didn't demand bribes.
A few other councillors approached me as well, and I gave some quick greetings before moving along. Any long conversations here seemed likely to get me in trouble.
It was still morning and already I was getting a bit testy, but at least this was good experience. If I caused any problems before the conference even began, there's no telling what kind of tongue-lashing Hinata would give me later. I decided to accept things as they were as we entered the hall.
"Should you have let them go like that, Sir Rimuru? I can't believe you forgave their flippant behavior…"
Benimaru turned to me the moment the attendants guided us to my seat. He held back before, following my lead, I suppose. I was ready to vent back at him, but Soei and Shuna beat me to the punch.
"Don't expect Sir Rimuru to act like you. The bleating of little minions like them would never be enough to disturb his mind."
"Exactly, my brother. Sir Rimuru has a heart as broad as the wide-open sea. It would be foolish for him to engage with the common crowd like that." Um, sure. If that's what they say, I guess I'll just have to play along.
"Yeah, something like that. Benimaru, if you let that rile you, you've still got a lot to learn."
Of course, I was angry on the inside. But if Shuna and Soei were kind enough to misread my body language for me, I had to work with it. I spent a few more minutes lecturing them on the finer points of interacting with humans.
The seats were laid out in a fan shape, with us at the base, where the chairman would normally be situated. This put everybody's focus squarely on us—one desk and one chair. My associates had to stand behind me.
The chairman emceeing this session had moved to a safer seat on the second mezzanine. I say "safer" as compared to us. Being a demon lord must've put a lot of people on their guard around here, and having all their eyes on me made it terribly difficult to collect my thoughts.
So the meeting was formally brought into session, but that's when hell really began for me. I was trying to be shrewd, as haughty as my post demanded, but I couldn't lose my temper, either. I had to hold it all in, listening to everything the councillors said.
Hinata had clued me in on the agenda before I came here. First, on the subject of Tempest joining the Council of the West, the representatives were debating on assorted conditions to impose on the deal. These could be broadly divided into three demands:
One: adherence to international law
Two: access to our economic sphere
Three: provision of military power
Number one was no problem to me. If we became a member, we'd have a duty to follow the law, big or small. The Council didn't have any right to be involved with the internal laws of other nations, which eased my concern. Each individual merchant would have to follow the rules of whatever country they were doing business in, and if any problems arose, they'd be resolved following those laws. Got a problem with that judgment? The merchants could file a complaint with their nations' embassy. Depending on how that turned out, it'd either become an international issue or the merchant would have to give it up.
Frankly, I liked that system a lot more than what I saw after the Founder's Festival. It established an international legal framework to preside over cross-border issues, complete with an international court and a judge from a third-party nation. In fact, that was part of the Council's role in this region, with representatives recusing themselves as the legislature debated issues involving them. Nothing too tricky about it.
Of course, to keep things fair, we needed to enact and announce a body of law for our own nation. That was an issue, but I had good ol' Raphael on my side. It had a full grasp of laws from all nations, and it used it to perfectly cover all the bases as it defined our own set for us. We already sent a copy of that to the Council, so all was well.
Providing access to our economy presented a few issues.
Given the lack of patents in this world, the trend was for whoever produced the best copy of something to win all the marbles. Before that, however, there was that "heavenly army" that attacked whenever our civilization got too advanced, an army of a million angels descending from the sky and razing our cities to the ground. That's why the Western Nations had no gas or electricity—not even steam engines.
But this didn't mean life was difficult. We had magic and, by extension, magic-driven items. Our attire didn't lose out to Japan at all, and while the transport of fresh foods was out of the question, our nations were good at food storage. There was some excellent magic being harnessed for building construction, leading to some very impressive work—I'm not sure you could replicate some of the castles and other standout projects with modern Japanese technology.
So everyone's core needs—food, clothing, shelter—were being fulfilled, and life was actually pretty pleasant in the cities. So what's the problem?
The problem was that, between Vester and Gabil's presentation and Kurobe's weapon and armor exhibition, word about our technology was starting to leak out, as shown by that bearded guy from Laquia asking about my magitrains. Yohm and Mjurran were commanding large groups of workers, of course, so this was expected. I didn't mind if people knew about our stuff, but I did mind the people who tried to steal it.
Or really, trying to steal it was one thing, but now you had people like that Laquian guy trying to make us build a railroad and calling it a business transaction.
"Laquia should share in this first!"
"How could you be so thoughtless? Sir Rimuru, the Republic of Zamund is far more worthy of serving as Tempest's closest partner!"
"Order! Now is not the time for debate between member nations. You're simply baffling Sir Rimuru!"
If the white-bearded chairman hadn't stepped in to quiet things down, we might've been bogged down forever.
Open markets, in themselves, weren't a problem, but I wasn't expecting an obligation to share all of our tech. If they see us as some kind of international handyman for them, I dreaded how they might try to use us in the future.
Now I saw why I had reason to worry about the things I did. And despite how depressed I already felt, the conference was still dragging on.
As for the third condition, a military power-sharing deal, we'd need to have some debate on that.
Following Hinata's word of caution, I had Soei do some more research for me. We know there were people who wanted to tap into our war power under the name of military cooperation, but the same was also true for us. Tempest would be responsible for managing the Forest of Jura; the proposal was for us to handle monster-related issues, and I was fine with that. That much I predicted from the start, and it worked better for us. Even in my discussions with Hinata, we agreed that Tempest would handle Jura defenses, while the Crusaders covered things in the Barren Lands.
My nation would cover the bill for this monster defense, which I'm sure the Council loved. After all, if we wanted to keep the economy running smoothly, world affairs needed to be kept stable. Nations wary of the Eastern Empire no doubt appreciated our defensive power as well—not that I expected it to happen, but if push did come to shove, we'd be there on the front line of it.
So yes, the Council definitely wanted to take advantage of us. That's why I needed to be sure we could do the same in return.
We would defend the Forest of Jura—that was a given. But the smaller nations also wanted to use our excess capacity to help protect themselves. There may have been fewer monsters venturing out from the forest, but they still couldn't defend against unexpected monster intrusions. Some flying monsters were particularly dangerous, and the nations couldn't afford to cheap out on their defense budget. But there were patrol soldiers and monster-hunting adventurers to pay, and if the Council didn't cover the cost, they'd have to make up the difference with taxes.
Even worse, if they had to wait around for the Free Guild to show up after a monster discovery, they couldn't prevent damage before it happened. Nations that had Luminism as their official religion enjoyed regular patrol visits from the Crusaders, but there wasn't an infinite number of them. They had a huge amount of terrain to cover, and I'm sure there were times when they were simply unavailable when needed the most.
That's where we came in. Each nation could pay us a defense fee, and then they'd be free to use us however they liked. At the same time, though, they'd be relying on us for national defense, so they wouldn't be able to ignore us any longer. It'd be a display of power for Tempest—and a way to expand our influence on the Western Nations. The money they'd pay us would also strengthen our position—two birds with one stone, really.
And what if the Empire really did attack? Then, for better or worse, Tempest was right in the middle of their invasion route. If a fight couldn't be avoided, it'd naturally be well-advised for us to shore up our rear support. If they accepted our defensive forces instead of fearing us, we couldn't ask for anything better.
If we wanted to make this work, there needed to be an absolute, overwhelming difference in war power—enough to make other nations think they could never beat us in a war. It'd be ridiculous to entrust your defenses to another country otherwise. And if we could make the Western Nations take a "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" stance with us, our mission was as good as accomplished.
As each of the representatives gave us demands and played interference with one another, the chairman completed his preamble.
"…Those are the conditions placed upon the admission of the JuraTempest Federation. Lord Rimuru, do you have any objections?"
I had better give him some, or else I'd be consenting to everything. I could ignore the councillors' inane commentary, but I better not commit any oversights with these conditions. I wanted to take advantage of these guys, but unless I could bind them down with a treaty, I was wasting my time.
Isn't this the kind of thing we work out on paper first, then get a chance to debate on? That annoyed me a bit. What if I couldn't give them an instant reply in this session?
I assumed this was another way of harassing me. But I had Raphael with me, considering all the oral arguments and using my own hands to write them down. Talk about omnipotent. So I had my friend think about the issues and come up with a rebuttal.
"Well, I've considered all of your conditions and prepared a list of my doubts and alternative suggestions for each one. If you can accept those, I have no reason not to go forward."
I handed the documents I had written up to Benimaru, who took them to the chairman. He accepted them, looking a bit overpowered by him.
"…Wha?!"
I had agreed to the general outline of the conditions offered—but I had changed a few of the stipulations to ensure I still profited, even if they took advantage of me. Raphael was kind enough to mark out all the sections to change for me, so (unlike an oral agreement) everything was set in stone after the fact.
The chairman, no doubt seeing us as mere monsters, looked at the documents—a complete, blow-by-blow rundown of the explanation he had given us—and blanched. I could understand his surprise when he saw my revisions in red pen, all but spelling out for him that he couldn't pull a fast one on me. It was all Raphael's doing, not mine, but let's gloss over the details here.
"If you have any concerns, I'd be happy to discuss them."
If he couldn't accept my terms, there was no urgent need to join the Council. I'd just presume that my quest for general acceptance from humankind was still a bit premature and deepen my ties with the nations that already accepted us.
"No, no, there are no problems, exactly…but if possible, Lord Rimuru, I would like some time to debate these matters."
The chairman, being no fool, must've realized that he couldn't browbeat us like usual. He would carefully go over my revisions, and he voiced no real complaint about that. Not that I got any time to deliberate—but even if I protested, I wouldn't have gotten any. So for now, I agreed to his request.
Why was this happening?
The desk, kicked into the air, was suspended in space, slowly falling to the ground—and in the midst of this nearly stopped moment in time, Hinata's eyes seemed particularly cold to me. She didn't need to use her voice to tell me what she was thinking: You've done it after all.
With a heavy sound, the desk crashed to the floor. I buried my heel in it, crushing it beyond recognition. Too late to turn back now.
So I reclined in my chair as if I had planned all this, crossing one leg over the other. Then, giving a gloating stare at the councillors gaping at me, I heaved an internal sigh.
Look, I kept it bottled up at first. I had a reputation as a grown, mature leader for Tempest, and I took pride in having a heart broader than the ocean. That much, I think I've made clear from my recent actions. People called me a bastion of fortitude; I could even handle Milim with no problem. That broad heart of mine allowed me to laugh off and forgive all her selfish bantering.
But what if, instead of Milim, you had this room full of unattractive, obsessed, materialistic old men who never even bothered to hide the avarice glinting in their eyes? You could find the answer in that twisted desk in front of me.
After an extended, three-hour break, the meeting went back into session.
Here's where my problems began. In response to the documents I submitted, the representative created something they called a list of requests and handed it to me. Judging by the tired look on the chairman's face, this was done against his will, but I didn't have any sympathy for him.
A quick look through the list showed me that I could accept absolutely none of their demands. Here's a rundown:
• Open a magitrain line to Englesia, with Tempest handling allconstruction and costs.
• Provide high-quality weaponry and armor. Tempest is requested to helpthe Western Nations strengthen its military preparations.
• As the labyrinth that appeared in Tempest is a treasure to allhumankind, add the Council to its administration team.
• Upon admission, Tempest will provide a preset amount of taxes on ayearly basis. Due to safety considerations, the representatives it selects must be humans.
And so on—there was a lot of nonsense written down.
I gotta hand it to them; they made me lose my temper in the space of three seconds. These conditions weren't even worth debating. This wasn't just an unequal treaty; I'd sooner give up living with humans entirely than sign on to this.
"All right, people. Are you making fun of me? You've been prattling on and on today, but what makes you think you've got the right to make demands to a demon lord?"
My kicking the desk to pieces made the hall notably quieter. Holding back my rage, I spoke directly to the chairman, currently hanging his head in shame.
"Sir Rimuru is asking a question. Don't just sit there quietly. Please answer him."
Shuna, smiling, delivered a follow-up blow for me, and I think that had more of an effect than anything I said. The councillors looked fully cowed now, some of them breaking into a cold sweat.
"I think you have the wrong idea here. Our nation has already almost completed a gigantic economic bloc of its own. The one reason we want to join the Council of the West anyway is so we can show the human race that we're not hostile to them. But if you don't want that, I've got no intention of forcing things along here…"
My voice rang quietly in the silent chamber. I wasn't shouting at all, but it seemed to make all the representatives' minds shiver with fear.
I wasn't using Lord's Ambition or anything like that. Against a human target, Lord's Ambition would cause sheer panic at best, insanity and death at worst. No need to break that out. And I wasn't brainwashing them at all, either—if I did, I'd be throwing all the goodwill I built with humanity out the window. I had no interest in living out my life with a legion of boring puppets who said nothing but yes to me.
No, this was just me being riled into destroying the desk and laying out my full opinions. But even that had a massive effect.
"N-no, Sir Rimuru, that was not at all the motive behind our requests…"
"C-certainly not! We simply provided our perhaps overly optimistic feedback out of a desire to deepen our friendly ties with you."
The browbeaten councillors desperately began making excuses. The more of them I heard, the more annoyed I got.
First off, why was the king of a nation only a "sir"? If I was convening with other kings and leaders, I'd expect that—but being called it by someone without a country to govern was the same as saying I ran no nation at all. It was a nation addressing a colony, and it demonstrated zero respect for us. I'm sure they looked down on us as a bunch of monsters. I could put up with being looked down upon personally, but if it was my whole country? Forget it.
I am a demon lord and expected to be treated that way, but this was even worse than I expected. My hotel was first class, and lot of the councillors here treated me with respect, so maybe I let my guard down a little—but still, this was horrible.
"Oh? Then what was your motive? Because to me, this sounds like you want my nation and me to work day and night for you as your slaves."
"No, not at all!"
"That was not our intention whatsoever! It was nothing like that—"
The councillors argued mightily. If these nobles were meant to represent entire nations, it just made my head hurt. Even with a heart as tolerant as mine, having to negotiate with people like this was testing me. If Yuuki had made these sly old dogs do his bidding, then he must be the slyest fox of all. I wish I could follow his example, but I don't think I could.
Suggestion. Would you like me to automatically handle this?
Yes No
It sounded like Raphael was saying something, but I'm sure I imagined it. Yes, it's a trusted, talented assistant, but it's still just a skill. It shouldn't be able to so freely speak its mind like that. I guess I've been relying on it so much, I'm starting to hear my own internal desires spoken back to me. If something like that were possible, I'd probably have Raphael give all my speeches for me, and it'd be—like—why did I suffer for so long, then?
I shook my head, attempting to shake the delusions from my mind, then stared back at the councillors.
…Crap. Now that my mind was cleared out, I just realized I had no idea how to resolve this situation. Haste makes waste—and all that. I just made things super-complicated for myself, and fixing it all up was going to be an uphill battle. The representatives were frantic for a solution, and honestly, so was I.
Report. It is not a problem. As you intended, Master, I have confirmed the effect of the spiritual interference affecting the room.
Um, what?
I wasn't intending anything there. I wasn't thinking at all. I was pissed off, so I reacted accordingly. And now—
Report. With this quantity of samples, I have discovered the laws governing the spiritual interference. As with the subject Gaiye, the majority of councillors in this chamber are under the effect of spiritual interference from someone. Remove the interference?
Yes
No
Well, I mean, sure…
I thought Yes in my mind without hesitation. The moment I did, the previously silent councillors began to speak up again.
"Well, of course Lord Rimuru is angry! How could we make up for this disgrace—?"
"Wait! These conditions weren't even brought up in our previous special session!"
"Who tried to slip these past us?!"
Things started to change pretty quick. Raphael strikes again. No matter the issue, I can always rely on it.
"Heh-heh… Looks like the councillors regained their senses," I defiantly muttered, as if this was my plan all along. I just wanted to look cool, really, but it sure elicited a response from Shuna.
"They certainly did! I thought they were acting a bit strange, but someone had taken over their spirits?" Well, Raphael?
Understood. It is a type of Spiritual Interference skill. It does not exert any influence on magicules, so confirming its presence took some time, but it is statistically impossible for so many people to possess such similar wavelengths. It was believed that canceling it would take time, but your anger wavelengths created an open seam.
Right. Exactly like I pictured it—let's go with that.
"I don't think it was that strong," I ventured, without any evidence. "The spiritual interference gave the councillors a sort of tunnel vision, maybe?" Shuna and the rest of my crew gave me looks of impressed respect.
"I see. So you placed pressure on them to shake them out of it?"
"That's right, Benimaru. I considered it all clearly before doing it."
Better phrase it that way, I don't want them to start imitating my temper tantrum just now. Plus, this gave me the perfect excuse for Hinata. We're all good…
…but I still had my doubts. Who carried out that spiritual interference, anyway? Probably not Yuuki, I don't think; I doubted he'd take an approach that left so much evidence like this. If he did, he'd need some motivation to— but no point pondering over that. Now wasn't the time to pursue the culprit.
Right now, I needed to solve the problems staring me in the face. The newly awoken councillors were bearing down on a subset of the Council, the group who created that list of demands. There were more than I thought, but they still looked like all was well. They must've had some other scheme in mind.
Suddenly, I felt something odd. A few of them were looking toward a door deeper inside the chamber. Turning my ears toward it, I could hear several sets of footsteps. Did someone call the royal guard?
Report. No such movements were detected, so it is believed this was planned in advance.
Mm-hmm.
Maybe they set this up to have me cause a scene so they could arrest me? Against a demon lord, that took a lot of guts. Maybe it really was that sloppy of a plan—I could picture it—but if so, the people of Englesia and its surrounding nations must have been pretty oblivious to danger. They were so far away from the threat of demon lords that they must've gotten soft. The same was true of their councillors; there must have been a lot of optimists around there.
Or maybe these were the fools "scheming something" Hinata had warned about?
The moment that occurred to me, the door opened, revealing a dozen or so soldiers led by a larger man.
"Well, someone's sure in a lively mood! So you're the fool calling himself a demon lord? You certain you can afford to act so high and mighty if you've only got three people with ya?"
The large man immediately began shouting at me the moment he came inside. He gave a vulgar smile as he made no attempt to hide his disdain for me. This wasn't just rude; he was trying to start a fight, and there was no way to excuse it. My friends and I gave one another dumbfounded looks.
Hang on. This was part of their plan. They had some kind of deep design behind this—
Understood. It is believed that this man has nothing of the sort.
…Oh, really? So he's just a huge idiot?
"Um… My name is Rimuru, and yes, I call myself a demon lord. Are you confusing me with someone else?"
Juuuust in case, I thought I should ask. Whoops, wrong guy wouldn't cut it when the dust settled, so I tried to figure out the man's true motives.
Shuna's smile had disappeared, and Benimaru was so angry that he was now frozen in place. Soei was about ready to whip out the sword he had hidden on him, and weapons in the chamber were gonna be real hard to explain later. I was just as livid as them—in fact, I was so far gone, I almost wanted to laugh. That was how I remained coolheaded enough to ask the question.
But the results were pretty lacking.
"Yep. You're the one. He said that idiot's name was Rimuru!"
No mistake, then. Which meant I was safe doing him in, but…
"…Look. Can you quit it with that? I dunno what you want, but do you think you'll get away with that kind of lawlessness in front of all these witnesses?"
This wasn't something I could really say after bashing up that desk, but that was then. Let's use the law as a weapon to chase this freak away, because otherwise, I really might kill him—and if I didn't, I feared Benimaru or someone else would lose it. But the large man kept at it.
"Moron! This is my big chance! Once I knock you around and put this on you, all of you monsters will be under our command!"
Uh, what? Knock me around? Under his command? What's he talking about? Maybe I really was a moron, because I didn't understand him at all…
Understood. This fool is saying that he will defeat you and make you follow his commands.
Yeah, I know! If you keep explaining things with a straight face like that, I really will look like an idiot.
And what's that in the man's hand? It was none other than an Orb of Domination, the very artifact I saw in use back when Milim pretended to be hypnotized. It looked real, but would that work on me?
Understood. It is impossible to rule over my lord with the Orb of Domination.
That's a relief.
I don't know where this lumbering man found it, I thought, but I'd better break it before it puts anyone in danger.
I stood up from my seat. It must've woken the chairman from his stupor, because he started shouting in a panic.
"W-wait, Lord Rimuru! This is some kind of mistake. No one in the Council is sponsoring this! Please, confirm it with Lady Hinata if you wish! She's an impartial party!"
He was respectful toward me, and I didn't think he was lying. Hinata didn't say anything about this; in fact, she warned me to stay on guard. I didn't think it'd be this in-your-face stupid, but for now, I couldn't do much except sit back and see how things went.
The chairman wasn't my enemy. Neither was Hinata. And I had a lot of allies among the councillors as well.
"I know nothing about this! What is going on here?"
"Who sent you here?"
"Those soldiers' armor bears the emblem of the Englesia royal family. Is Englesia instigating this?"
I could hear them shouting above the confused representative. Clearly, they couldn't have been involved. This wasn't something the Council hatched —it was the work of a smaller group gone clearly out of control.
Amid the chaos, one person made a coolheaded decision. That was Hinata. When the chairman stated her name, she stood up and stepped between the large man and me.
"Sir Reiner, what is the meaning of this?"
Reiner, was it? If Hinata knew him, was he famous around here?
"Do not come in here without permission! We are in the middle of a Council session. Soldiers like you are not allowed!"
Emboldened by Hinata's actions, the chairman began yelling at the group as well. But instead of Reiner, one of the councillors answered him—Count Gaban of Englesia, I think his name was.
"Ha-ha-ha! Worry not, Chairman Leicester. I called them in here to discipline that lawbreaker over there."
Gaban was all smiles from his seat in the second tier, close to the chairman.
"Sir Gaban, have you gone mad?!"
The chairman's face went red as he shouted. I could see why. If a fellow councillor was involved, that kind of prevented the chairman from claiming the Council wasn't in on this. And as long as we had an impartial observer in Hinata, this ridiculous farce could very well benefit me. I hated all this verbal abuse but decided to weather it for a bit.
"Sir Gaban! I was not informed of this!!"
This was Representative Johann Rostia, a prince, screaming now. He was among the more decent councillors, not placed under spiritual interference. I remember the disgusted look on his face when things first went awry. Looks like he was siding with me here—I presumed he was on the pro-admission side.
"Everyone, please, calm down. I know that we all fear the demon lord Rimuru. Am I wrong? And Sir Reiner here is the strongest man in all of Englesia. He is here to defeat Rimuru, rule over him, and make this member of the Octagram into his personal pawn. And with him…comes Veldora!!"
Even with the other councillors telling him off, Gaban remained unaffected, using his seat to formally declare hostilities against me. Several councillors shouted their agreement.
If it was getting to this point, I no longer had any reason to hold back…but the situation was progressing so fast, I was getting left in the dust.
"I-impossible!"
"Unforgivable! How dare you disrespect the Council!"
"Indeed! Are you ignoring the will of the Council and prioritizing your own motives instead?"
Even more councillors stood up and began airing their grievances.
This was starting to look ominous. Some of the representatives didn't look well, hanging their heads. Given Gaban's dauntless behavior, he probably had another trick up his sleeve. And I was right.
"Order, please, gentlemen. What my knight Reiner says is true. And now the demon lord's been kind enough to come visit us. How could we afford not to use this opportunity?!"
With these words, a delicate-looking man strode into the chamber. This blond-haired figure wasn't a councillor but certainly acted like their boss. I thought I detected a murmur of surprise among the Council; I could guess he was pretty high up. But the next moment:
"Prince Elrick, what is going on here? I thought I advised you to refrain from any foolish behavior…" Hinata confirmed it for me.
Apparently, this was the honest-to-goodness prince of this nation—and not even a council could be rude around a prince. No wonder there was so much consternation in the chamber.
So was this Prince Elrick the mastermind behind all this? He had incited at least a few councillors, by the looks of it.
"Hinata, I am disappointed in you. You've grown fearful of the demon lord and abandoned your post as guardian of humankind." "…What?" came the cold, low-pitched reply.
Wow. He really pissed her off. Now I wasn't sure I needed to act at all.
"Enough back talk, Hinata. All right? You may be the leader of the paladin forces or what have you, but there's no possible way you could best me, the head general of the Englesia royal knight corps. You can't even beat that wispy weakling of a demon lord—instead you lick each other's wounds.
What a laugh! I bet you wet your pants running from him, didn't you?"
That vulgar smile was still on Reiner's face as he picked a fight with Hinata. Oh, man. Even I could feel the blood draining from my face.
"You…"
"Hee-hee-hee! Can't even reply, can you? I'm assuming I've hit the nail on the head? Well, Ms. Crusader captain… That's a ceremonial title I presume you obtained by exercising your womanly wiles on that dirty old cardinal? Yes, I'm sure it was a sorry fight indeed between you and that demon lord. And a demon lord with no interest in killing his adversary?
Don't make me laugh!"
Oh, now I'm taking the heat again. I really wish he'd stop.
"But I'll hand it to you, Hinata. You are attractive. If you'll be my lady, I promise I'll take good care of you as a concubine. You know?" Ohhh, man. Now he's dead.
Hinata's expression didn't change. She was the cool, reserved beauty she always was. But the colder she looked on the outside, the more her insides raged like bubbling magma. Her patience amazes me, it really does. I would've lost it hours ago.
"Now, now, General Reiner. Isn't that going a little too low? But I'm interested in the demon lord as well. I wouldn't want you to have him all to yourself, you know. What do you think?"
I felt an indescribable chill run down my spine. Was this Gaban guy coming on to me?! The thought, and this man, sickened me—and after today's events, it'd take a lot to move me at all. Good thing he was far away from me, because otherwise, I might've clocked him just now.
"…Prince Elrick, as the prince of Englesia, are you willing to allow this man, Sir Reiner, to say such things?" Hinata hid the anger in her cold voice as she asked the question.
Elrick just smiled. "Hee-hee-hee! Hinata, if you had cooperated with me, I would have given you much more honorable treatment. If you wish to blame anyone, blame yourself for angering Reiner. And yes—I forgot to mention this, but Reiner is more powerful than an A-ranked adventurer. And he's not alone…"
With that, Elrick snapped his fingers. The door immediately opened once more, revealing a man in black, another in a green robe, and a group of people in overcoats with a familiar emblem on them. Come to think of it, I knew the first guy, too. It was Gaiye, the dude who got his head cut off by Delta the dryad. And those overcoat guys were definitely Green Fury, the team our avatars waged a life-and-death battle against.
So was the green-robe guy part of the Sons of the Veldt? He was hooded and wearing a scarf over his face, making for a mysterious, unknown figure —but he acted all upper-class, so I figured he maybe ran the Veldt or something.
"Allow me to make some introductions. This is Sir Gaiye, an A-ranked adventurer and now Reiner's aide-de-camp. And this…"
Elrick placed a hand on green-robe guy's shoulder. The theatrics made it clear just how self-absorbed he was.
"…is the leader of the world-famous mercenary group, the Sons of the Veldt. I assembled as powerful of a team as I could, as I thought defeating a demon lord with anyone less worthy would be poor manners. Yes, you see, there are dozens of people like you running around here. Just because you have a little strength to your name, you know, doesn't give you the right to act like a king."
He certainly had confidence. And if he wanted a fight, I was happy to give it to him—
Report. Doing so would have a 100 percent chance of damaging your reputation.
…Right? Even to me, a demon lord starting a fight in front of such an influential audience seemed like a poor idea. And my policy was to fight a challenger only after they conquered my labyrinth. If I started bending that rule for no good reason, I'd have to duke it out with every idiot I passed by on the street.
And what's more…someone in the chamber was angrier than me. People are strange that way. If someone else gets angry first, that actually has a calming effect on you.
"Let me ask you, Prince Elrick. What you are doing is antagonizing not only me, but the entire Western Holy Church," said Hinata. "Are you prepared to accept the consequences?"
"No need to worry. I will not cause any trouble for the Western Holy Church, nor for the Holy Empire of Lubelius. Just sit there and watch, and I will guarantee your safety."
Seeing Hinata fight to keep her cool, I forgot all about how angry I was.
But from the chairman on down, there were councillors attempting to defy Elrick's group. We weren't alone in the lion's den here; we hadn't been rejected by the Council. These were just some idiots gone out of control. Maybe it wasn't worth getting worked up about.
"That is not the issue. I have been asked by the Council to attend this session as an impartial observer. My role is to ensure its proceedings remain fair, and I am thus in no position to let your recklessness go unanswered. If this was the Council's will, that would be a different story, but please don't expect I will allow a single person to act out of line like this!"
Given their relative positions, Hinata was trying to reason with Elrick first. I doubted it'd work much. The words just weren't reaching him.
"Lady Hinata is right! This nonsense will not be tolerated in the chamber!"
"Prince Elrick, I heard nothing about this! And Sir Gaban, do you expect no repercussions from this?!"
"Lord Rimuru himself came out here for us. This treatment is going to spark an international incident!"
"This is unforgivable! Is this how the Kingdom of Englesia oppresses its people?!"
Rage, anger, ranting—more and more councillors were putting up a fight.
Now I felt like I was in a theater, watching the events unfold from my seat.
My starring role might've been taken from me, but I didn't care.
"Without fairness, can you call it a Council at all?!"
Now the chairman was shouting. I cheered him on in my mind. Keep it up!
"Shut your mouths, old men! You can simper all you want once I've taken control of the demon lord!"
Reiner, meanwhile, was already up on his imaginary victory podium. He had already riled Hinata past the point of no return, so I doubted I needed to do anything. I figured we'd just ignore him.
"Prince Elrick, our agreement only covered our bodyguard services for you alone. Any hazardous behavior you engage in would void our agreement…"
Whoa. So the Sons of the Veldt leader wasn't in on this? And here I had bunched them all together in my mind. Good thing I learned the facts in time.
"Y-yes! The demon lord Rimuru is the most dangerous figure I can personally think of! That labyrinth he created is crawling with all kinds of insane creatures! You'd have to be a madman to come up with it!"
...
Should I take that as a compliment?
Maybe all that fighting was worth it after all. The elementalist leading Green Fury was almost too scared of me now.
"Hmph. Nonsense. You cowards do nothing but get in my way."
Ah, but Gaiye's in the same boat with Reiner, eh? They seemed pretty alike—overconfident and turning a deaf ear to all outside opinion. He was flashing hateful looks at me now, although I really didn't know where the grudge came from.
Either way, the chamber was one step away from erupting into fullfledged combat.
Elrick, taking charge in the midst of this stalemate, raised a hand.
"Order!! All of you, listen. Prince Elrick is speaking!!" shouted Gaban, who had come down from the mezzanine to stand next to Elrick.
The prince nodded his approval, took a long, careful look around, and suddenly spoke. "Councillors! Now is the time to express your will to me! Will you join us, the heroes who will slay the demon lord? Or will you side with that nefarious lord and betray humankind? I, Prince Elrick von Englesia, know in my heart that the representatives before me will make the correct choice!!" He gloated like a stage actor.
"What," I reflexively replied, "we're gonna vote on it now?"
The prince nodded back at me, like this was common sense. After that wacky entrance he made, he still wanted to try upholding his honor? Besides, if we held a vote right now, there's no way he'd win a majority of—
"Heh-heh! Why not? We must decide this democratically, by vote. Of course, I'm sure we hardly need to. The Council, you see, is firmly on my side."
That piqued my interest. He was supremely confident, as if he already knew the results…which, if you thought about it, was ridiculous. Not even a prince could get away with this outrageous behavior in an international council like this.
So why was he doing it?
Understood. He has likely bribed many of the councillors.
Ah, I knew it. But I didn't think he'd buy off representatives from foreign nations as well. It'd be an international scandal if it got out, so I discounted any possibility of that. Served me right for making the wrong assumption.
"Now, let us decide—fairly and honestly! We are about to defeat and take rule over the demon lord. All in agreement, stand up!!"
As the prince's voice rang up to the rafters, several councillors rose to their feet with vile smirks. The collusion was obvious.
Well, I suppose it's come to this. Even if today's turned out disappointing, I've got all the time in the world. If we've been rejected, then it's our duty to accept those results.
Report. There are no problems. This is within expectations.
Um…it is?
I was struck by the vision of Raphael letting a dark grin materialize on its visage. Come to think of it, Soei had done a lot of investigating, hadn't he? People's opinions of our nation; the financial states of all the countries; how the royalty and nobility approached them… He had even pored through the legislative proceedings of each member nation.
Raphael had examined all of it in intricate detail, and inside my Stomach, it had quickly created a set of documents for me. I took them out. It was a set of ledgers.
…Ooh! Secret ledgers! Were these really within your expectations, Raphael?
I couldn't believe this guy had actually found dirt on all the paid-off councillors. If I revealed these detailed lists of bribes given and received, I could take down everyone involved in one fell swoop. And now that I had incontrovertible evidence, this really was nothing more than a farce.
That's Raphael for you. No stone left unturned. It was honestly scary.
Report. My lord will be victorious without needing to reveal that evidence.
Hmm?
Before I could figure out what it meant, the vote was over. Several councillors stood up and started clapping. Seeing this, Elrick's voice boomed out again.
"We have our results. And the Council's majority agrees. The resolution has passed!"
Gaban and Reiner had similarly sinister smiles as Elrick gloated to the audience. They were ready to capture us at any moment…but not so fast.
Fewer than a third of the Council's members were actually on their feet. The majority were still sitting down. That fool Elrick was so sure of his plan that he declared victory without even looking at the seats.
Now the councillors clapping for Elrick realized they were the minority.
They nervously looked around, faces growing pale. The results were clear. The majority was against slaying the demon lord—in other words, me.
Interestingly, I had more ledgers on me than the number of people standing up. They made up more than half the Council, in fact, but I guess a lot of them had a sudden change of heart.
Understood. It is believed that, after removing the spiritual interference earlier, they have regained their consciences.
I see, I see. They regained their wits and realized how foolishly they were acting. Excellent. It meant the people seated right now had weighed the issue fairly and decided to side with me. The bribes were apparently good enough for some of them, but—
Understood. It is believed that the spiritual interference stimulates the desires of its targets. It appears to exact a powerful coercive force on them.
Huh. I kinda sympathize with them, then.
Between that and Masayuki's Chosen One, mind-altering skills are a menace indeed. Masayuki had no control over it, but it looked like this skill user could target individual people. I didn't know who it was, but it was definitely someone to watch out for.
That blond dude, maybe…?
Well, at least the freed councillors saw the light in time. They all seemed friendly enough to me, so maybe I could keep quiet about the bribes. Really, though, if the fate of nations can ride on the choices of just a few councillors, I think there might be some issues with the whole Council system.
If organizations like the League of Nations or the United Nations can't keep themselves pure like that, it's only a matter of time before they go rotten. Corrupt representatives ruin the reputation of the nation they represent. If you're going to leave nations' destinies to individual personalities and dignities, then I wish they picked the councillors here a lot more carefully.
But then, that's nothing for me to worry about. My concern right now was with the people who stood up. Anyone who kept their head down and engaged in injustice like this needed to pay for their crimes. Before that, I thought, we should open the eyes of the fools who still hadn't caught up with events.
"Hey. Take a breath and look closer at the room." I kept myself composed as I spoke to Elrick.
"Hah! What are you—?"
He hadn't noticed the vote yet. It's amazing how much you could embarrass yourself when you were this stupid.
"What are you, a clown?"
"What?!"
"No, pardon me, Prince Elrick. It was just so comical, you see." Even Hinata, coldly viewing this farce, chose this moment to join with me. She may have seemed frigid, but right now, she was bursting to fight.
I didn't want to lose out to her, but Hinata's lips were simply moving too fast.
"The majority of the chamber voted against your opinion. As the observer, I hereby declare that this vote was carried out in a fair, legal fashion. Of course, I'm sure the Council will hold an inquiry later to determine whether
you had any right to call for a vote in the first place."
"…Hah! I refuse to stand for this nonsense! Have you all forsaken me?!"
Pfft! I love it. His anticipated results failing to happen, Elrick was now carrying on like a child. Considering how much of a narcissist he was, seeing him break down like this was the height of comedy. Hinata was all smiles, and so was I. I could just feel all the frustration from before dissolve away.
"…Y-yes. Yes, Prince Elrick is right! Do you understand what this means, everyone? If you pull an act like this, we will rescind our nation's support to
—"
"Wait. What does that mean, Sir Gaban? Would you mind explaining it to us?"
The exhausted-looking chairman cut Gaban off right as he was shouting, spittle sticking to the edges of his lips. Something about that statement must've caught his attention. "Our nation's support," perhaps?
Understood. It is excerpted in the previous documents.
I looked back at them. Ah yes. Now I see the transactions in detail.
"Anti-flooding construction in the Kingdom of Raibach. Food support for the drought in Carnada. They've made many other promises of support to an assortment of nations. And this is how they were meant to pay you back, huh? But if you're going to cut off that support after they stopped taking your orders, it's all but admitting to the malignant bribery you've been engaging in."
"Wha…?!"
"Why do you know about our internal affairs?!"
Elrick was silenced. Gaban was unable to hide his shock. I remained calm and lorded over them with a light smile. That was all I needed to bluff my opponents. I didn't really know what was going on, either, but if that's what Raphael said, I was sure there was no doubting it.
Now Elrick's allies were beside themselves with panic. The chairman, sensing my gist, was staring at them like a man possessed. The Council had just taken another turn—now things were tilting our way for good.
I saw one of the councillors try to sit down when no one was looking. None of that, thanks. Soei's Sticky Steel Thread had already kept them standing in place.
"Ah, I knew it," said the Sons of the Veldt leader in an indistinct, genderless voice. "We're not in the business of guarding someone looking to prod the hornet's nest."
I guess their business transaction with Elrick was over. Victory was ours. By now, our objectives were as good as accomplished…but there were still some fools here who refused to accept defeat.
"Enough of this utter garbage! Prince Elrick, now is no time to give up. Once I defeat the demon lord, our problems are solved!"
"Ah—ah, Reiner!!"
"Y-yes, General Reiner. We still have you, the greatest weapon in our arsenal. What a sight for sore eyes!"
They didn't know when to quit, I guess. Now they were casting the entire Council aside to fulfill their aims. I doubted it would work, but then, I didn't know much about an idiot's thought processes.
"Are you trying to defeat me?"
"Of course, you fool! Or have you gotten cold feet now? Crawl up here and lick my boots, and I'll think about keeping this painless for you!"
Reiner's vulgar smile was back. He was flashing the Orb of Domination around, so I suppose he was still intent on stuffing that into me somehow. Gaiye, behind him, gave out some sort of order to his soldiers. They promptly moved to block the door. I suppose they wanted to keep everyone in here, to keep word of their blunders from getting out. The Sons of the Veldt had already taken a step back, but there were still a few upper-level adventurers on Elrick's side, weapons out and pointed at us.
"W-weapons in the chamber! Of all the foolish things…!!"
The chairman was screaming his head off, but the soldiers were keeping anyone from leaving the mezzanine. I stopped hearing him after a while, so I guess he got captured along with the other councillors.
If it's come to this…
…I thought, but Hinata moved first.
"As observer, I refuse to accept this reckless behavior. Also…"
Hinata smiled at Reiner, reminding him of all the insults he lobbed at her. She wasn't armed, since weapons weren't allowed in the chamber, but if she was, I'm sure she would've had her hand on the hilt of her sword by now.
They're so dead.
"…Rimuru, I'll take care of this."
"Heh-heh-heh… Oh, this is rich. I am the strongest man in Englesia, and I say it's time to expose you. Some Saint you are! You might've gotten carried away, being touted as the guardian of humankind and all, but that ends today.
It's time to give you a dose of reality!"
Never once reflecting on her actual skills, Reiner gave Hinata all the bombast he could muster.
And you know what? He wasn't weak. An over-A in rank, even. He could probably wage a pretty even battle with a magic-born like Gelmud. But he wouldn't know, would he? In a land as peaceful as Englesia, he was an outstanding talent and font of strength, but he hadn't put in hours on the battlefield fighting monsters. That's why he was so oblivious to the threat they posed. Gaiye was the same.
"Heh… Would you allow me to engage the demon lord, then?"
"Of course! But don't kill him, Gaiye. Make sure you control the force of that holy sword I gave you."
"No need to remind me. With this piece of equipment, I'll never face failure again!"
Gaiye wanted to go against me. Whatever fancy weapon he got put him in high spirits, but it wasn't anything that extraordinary—kind of toeing the line between Rare and Unique. Plus, if he's relying on equipment and skills instead of actual talent, it's unlikely he had much of the latter to work with. Gaiye's another over-A fighter, but to me right now, he wasn't even a threat.
Faced with a foe like this, the honest thought in my mind was Man, I really don't wanna have to deal with this. But apparently, I wouldn't need to.
"All this time, I've put up with your humiliation…but you have been far too rude to Sir Rimuru, the man I respect and admire." Shuna stepped in front of me, her attitude suggesting she'd take no prisoners. Quietly, she walked up to Gaiye. Wow. She might be way angrier than me.
Looking around, I spotted Benimaru, frozen in place and not moving an inch. He was caught flat-footed, and when our eyes met, he gave me an awkward look. Yeah, I get it. We were of the same mind, and one glance was all it took to confirm that.
"Heh-heh… Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! How long will you continue to put me down?! Aren't you ashamed at all, Demon Lord Rimuru, hiding in the shadow of this poor little girl?"
Shuna was right in front of Gaiye as he continued to scoff at me. What did he expect from me? If Shuna was ready to kick ass, I didn't want to steal her thunder. And if Benimaru was reluctantly giving her the stage, I had to follow suit.
"Silence. There is no need for Sir Rimuru or my brother to bother themselves with you. I am more than enough."
"Hmph! If you say so. But you better not regret this, all right? Man or woman, I go easy on no one!"
With that, he took out his sword. It was a holy one—pretty cool-looking, I thought. But Shuna's smile only widened. Her Parser skill must've already stripped Gaiye's abilities bare for her, and if it did, I had nothing to worry about.
If something went awry, Soei was already poised to step in, so I decided to cheer her on instead.
And so, as the leaders of the Council and I looked on, the battle between our two groups began.
I might've tried to make that sound epoch-making, but the fight was over in an instant.
First off, Hinata against Reiner. This was like an elephant against an ant.
There was Hinata, dressed to the nines in the formal wear she picked for the Council. It didn't look too suited for physical work, but she still lunged at Reiner, not a single wasted motion in her approach.
"…Huh?"
Reiner, meanwhile, couldn't keep up with her at all. I couldn't blame him. She wasn't going at 100 percent force right now, but she might very well be stronger than a demon lord or two.
Reaching for his chest, she grabbed Reiner by the hand and shoulder and threw him straight off his feet.
As for Gaiye, he lived up to his word, offering no quarter as he slashed at Shuna. But that didn't alarm her, so she removed her folding fan and made a single swipe. That was all it took for Gaiye's blade to snap off.
"…Haahh?!"
His pained wail sounded less than heroic, but Shuna wasn't done yet.
"What garbage. I'm not going to make this kill easy for you. You said something about the A rank, if I recall, but would you mind fighting seriously for me, please? Don't tell me you're giving up just because your sword's broken?" She pointed the fan at Gaiye, egging him on.
"Damn… Damn you…!! A monster like you, acting like my lord and master…!!"
Indignant didn't begin to describe Gaiye's state just then, but Shuna was clearly toying with him. The talent difference was clear, and if he thought he could win, I had no idea what was going through his mind.
Still…
"Shuna's a damn good martial artist, isn't she…?"
"Yes. She's been learning jujitsu from Hakuro."
Shrine maidens are certainly versatile. Of course, Hakuro's jujitsu was the old style, suited for real-life combat. A lot of its moves were designed to kill, putting the art well beyond the bounds of self-defense. If that's the kind of thing they taught ogre princesses, there was no denying that race's battle chops.
Shuna's follow-up attack continued. Gaiye had taken out a backup sword, but she kept toying with him, knocking him down with a foot sweep. His heavy armor backfired on him as he frantically tried and failed to get up.
Now she loomed over him, her fetching lips reciting a spell.
"I dedicate my prayers to my god. I seek the power of the mighty spirits.
Now, heed my request…"
The prayer coursed through space and time to reach me. It didn't have to since I was right there—but that didn't matter. "Huh? Whaa?!"
A multilayered magic circle surrounded the flabbergasted Gaiye.
"Wait! This—this magic…!!"
Oh, he knew it? He really did break the A-rank barrier, then. But understanding it and being capable of defying it were two different things. The spell was near completion, and there was no escaping it. Could he
withstand or block it? I doubted it. After all, this spell…
"Ah—ahhhhhhh…?! Stop—stop it…!!"
"…Consume all! Disintegration!!" …is the most powerful of all holy magic.
A torrent of light swallowed Gaiye whole, consuming everything inside… or so it appeared. Just as I was thinking Oh, great, she killed him, I realized it wasn't the case after all.
"Ah—ah, ngh, hnnnhhh…"
The swirl of light disappeared, revealing a half-naked Gaiye. His legs must've failed him, because he was sitting down on the floor and weeping like a schoolyard kid.
Well hey, at least he's alive!
"Oh dear. My skills are still so immature; I suppose my magic didn't work. I knew I shouldn't have tried a spell I'm still practicing…"
She smiled the whole way through. I had to resist shouting "Yeah, right!" at her. Using Disintegration to strip only the armor off someone, after all, is an impossible feat unless you had perfect control over the spell.
…Really, though, it wasn't that long ago since I had Shuna and Adalmann work together to learn holy magic. And she'd already learned the hardest spell? What a magic phenom she was. Her Parser skill must have been offering her tons of support.
Regardless, though, it meant she beat Gaiye without breaking a sweat.
That left Hinata, but the results were already clear as day. "G-General Reiner! Stop playing around!"
"Silence that impertinent woman at once. You must defeat the demon lord! We have no time for games!"
Gaban and Elrick, failing to grasp the situation, were shouting at Reiner in unison. Reiner couldn't move. Hinata's stare was just too withering for him.
Only after that throw did he finally realize just how much stronger she was. "Not coming back for me? Then how about I head over to you?" The moment Hinata moved to take a step forward:
"Ah—ahhhh…?!"
With one of the most pathetic screams ever uttered in the world, Reiner buried his head in his hands and fell to his knees. A steaming liquid was leaking out from his crotch. Holy crap. Who was wetting their pants now, huh? It was so exasperating that I didn't know what to say.
"Wha…? General Reiner?!"
"What—what has happened? As strong as you are, Hinata the Saint should pose no challenge at all!"
Seeing someone refuse to accept reality like this is scary, isn't it? It made it so easy to issue the cruelest of orders to people. Reiner just kneeled there, tears and spittle intermingling all over his face. So much for that. It was a mismatch from the start, but I assumed this was the end of it.
With that settled, I looked around at the people standing by their groundfloor seats.
The most prominent one was Elrick, in the front row and acting strangely. The Sons of the Veldt were huddled next to him, but I doubted they wanted a fight. They were keeping a natural distance, appealing to me with their body language that they wanted nothing to do with this.
"All right, Elrick—sorry, Prince Elrick? You picked a fight with me, so what're you gonna do now? Keep going?"
"Ah, um, no…"
"And you guys who stood up. I'm assuming your home nations fully sanction your behavior today, right? So can I presume them guilty of the same crimes?"
"N-no, that, uh…"
"S-Sir Rimuru, please, one moment… I mean, L-Lord Rimuru…"
"Please allow me to speak for a moment!"
I was greeting them with a smile; they were keeping their pallid faces down. A few of them were trying their hardest to plead their case, but I ignored them. Soei had forced them to remain on their feet, so all these councillors who incurred my hostility could do right now was plead for mercy. Whether I engaged with them or not, they were powerless. This way, I knew I had the upper hand.
From the side, it may've looked like a pretty little girl nonchalantly lording it over a bunch of grown-ups. A rare sight if you ever saw one. Comical, probably.
No way a faceless crowd like this could ever oppress a demon lord. Their lack of common sense—or a mind too weak to notice reality—just lost them the day. And what a sloppy strategy! I can't believe they really thought they'd beat me and turn me into some kind of puppet demon lord. I suppose
Hinata was right; they wanted to rile me into making the first move, but… "So how to settle this…?"
Well, hang on. Over half the councillors were subjected to spiritual interference, their desires stimulated. Without me intervening, they would've sided with Elrick, and his measure would've passed, putting me in a bad spot. No matter the internal circumstances, it was nigh impossible to reverse a completed vote. Things only worked out like this thanks to Raphael. But clearly, someone's out to get one over on me here—
Report. Murderous will detected. The target is the subject Elrick.
Oh crap!
My Magic Sense skill was picking it up, too. Over a mile away, someone was eyeing this chamber with malicious intent. But what would they do from this far…? I promptly invoked Mind Accelerate and gauged the situation.
Via Magic Sense, I saw a girl with red hair and kind of a wild look. In her hand was something small, black, and metallic—a handgun.
Huh? A handgun from that range?! And I didn't know how far one could shoot, but—
Understood. It is the Walther P99, a compact, lightweight, but highly capable pistol with an effective range of fifty-five yards.
…I didn't need to know all that, thanks.
Maybe it's a really good gun, but if it can't clear a football field, it's pointless. Our chamber is almost in the center of Englesia, built inside a special security zone. Anti-magic defenses are built into its walls, sturdy enough that your run-of-the-mill attack couldn't even make a dent. Besides, any bullet fired would be subject to the physical laws of gravity and air resistance. Maybe it was enhanced with magic or skills, but if so, there was no reason not to use a full-on sniper rifle.
Of course, you needed to see a target to shoot it…and there shouldn't have been any way for the girl to see Elrick from her spot. Even if she had access to Magic Sense to pinpoint his location, there was a wall in our direct path, making a sniper strike impossible. After the recent assassination of Duke Meusé, security had been beefed up around the chamber. I was on my guard as well, and I had already confirmed that this building was a poor choice for an assassination strike from far away.
So her behavior shouldn't have meant anything to us. Shouldn't have. Or was she aiming for a ricochet that'd changed the path of—
The moment I had the thought, the red-haired woman fired her handgun.
In the midst of dilated time, I could see the bullet fire out from the barrel, flying at blazing speed…only to be swallowed into a black hole that appeared out of nowhere.
…Huh?!
As I goggled, the bullet disappeared.
Report. This is Spatial Connection, a type of Spatial Motion.
Spatial Connection was just that—a skill that connected two recognized points in space together. If the distance involved was small and the portal tiny, it apparently didn't take that much effort to deploy.
But I didn't have the time to listen to that explanation. The red-haired woman had used Magic Sense to pinpoint our positions, then aimed carefully and launched her skill so her bullet would reappear within close range of Elrick. Thanks to that, she was about to assassinate someone across a full mile of walls, homes, and who knows what else.
A small black hole opened up in the air, about a foot and a half from the side of Elrick's head. Coming out of it was a sure-kill bullet running at a quarter mile a second. It was a point-blank shot, and there was nothing blocking it from drawing nearer and nearer to him.
Slowly but surely, I watched it unfold. But I couldn't do anything. My voice wouldn't reach him in time. Nor could I move quickly enough to try to stop it.
…It is not a problem. Launch the ultimate skill Belzebuth, Lord of Gluttony?
Yes No
Oh, that'll work? I thought as I invoked it. And then… Whoa. Neat. Ignoring all time and space, the bullet tumbled into my hand, all its energy gone.
"…?! Are you okay?"
A disturbed-looking Hinata was already talking to Elrick as she approached him. The Veldt leader appeared just as shocked as he stole a glance at me. I said nothing as I checked up on Elrick. He didn't seem to understand what was going on and was just staring into space. Only a couple of us did know, really. But whatever happened must've triggered the building's magic security network, because alarms began going off chamberwide. The session would have to adjourn for a while.
"Soei, capture the assassin."
"I have a Replication on its way."
As we waited for the councillors to calm down, I carried out the tasks demanded of me. Already, there was an investigation happening nearby.
"You could kill a person with this?"
"Yes, it's called a bullet. You need a special tool to fire it, but there's not one near us at the moment."
"So the assassin was targeting Prince Elrick? But what for?"
"To frame the demon lord Rimuru, of course."
"Indeed, indeed. If Prince Elrick was killed at this point in time, suspicions would naturally turn to Lord Rimuru. It'd certainly complicate our efforts to admit Tempest into the Council."
"Yes, that was probably the real motive. These fools were likely set up as disposable pawns the whole time."
The security chief, Sons of the Veldt leader, Chairman Leicester, and Hinata were discussing matters here. I was certainly glad to be cleared of doubt.
Elrick was safe now, although he'd need to face up to the commotion he caused in the chamber later.
"Am—am I being targeted even now?" he asked, his face haggard. He might've been a fool, but I didn't want him dead or anything.
"I think it's all right now, Elrick—sorry, Prince Elrick. When the assassin missed you, that put an end to the ambitions of whoever wanted you dead. At
this point, there's no reason for them to try again."
By now, it was no longer possible to frame me for murder. Elrick was no longer of use to them, you could say, and therefore he had no need to fear for his life.
"B-but I'm the prince of a superpower nation. People could exploit me in so many ways…"
Ummm, you think so?
Maybe he was vulnerable, as someone in line for the throne, before he pulled all that nonsense today. But he wasn't officially crown prince, and there were other people in the line of succession, so at this point…
If Elrick had actually succeeded today, he would have been a hero, I suppose—but Englesia wasn't easy enough on its royalty that an idiot prince doing dumb things would be allowed on the throne. Maybe the people would sympathize with his motives, but they'd never forgive him for screwing up. After today, Elrick's chances of being King Elrick someday were as good as gone.
"But hey, life's not all about becoming king, is it? You'll probably need to atone for today somehow, but after that, why don't you try reconsidering your future a little? I mean, I became a demon lord just by sort of drifting along, but I never really wanted to be one or anything. But there's no going back on it now, so I figure I may as well take advantage."
"Heh-heh! A demon lord offering me comfort? I thought you'd be scarier… More vengeful."
"I'm not trying to comfort you. But generally, I'm a pacifist."
Elrick's shoulders slumped down as he resigned himself to his fate. "I was a fool to be tricked like that, Gaban. It's time for you to take responsibility."
"P-Prince?!"
"You were the one who approached me. I fell for your cajoling, and I must atone for that…but you had best prepare to do the same, Count Gaban." Elrick had now fully given himself up to the security team.
It was pretty obvious that Gaban was the main person behind all this, rounding up Reiner and Elrick and convincing them to cause this wild scene. I'm sure someone's using Gaban, too—that mystery organization, perhaps. I can't write it off as a conspiracy theory. It's probably best to conduct a full investigation, but not even Soei's found any clues yet.
If we can capture the sniper, though, maybe that'll lead to something. Let's hold out hope for that—and meanwhile, there's someone else I need to consult about.
"So, Gaban, there's something I wanted to ask…" I turned my eyes to Gaban in custody.
"Wh-what? What does a demon lord want from me?" Even now, his attitude still had problems.
"I want you to tell me what you were scheming when you enticed Prince
Elrick to join you."
"Hmm? I'm not sure what you mean. I don't know anything."
"Wh-what?! Are you abandoning me?!"
"And where's your evidence? Yes, I was asked by the prince to invite you here, but I certainly had no idea he would try something like that."
"You will not talk your way out of this, Sir Gaban. Both the other councillors and I in this chamber will speak against your case." Johann was having none of it, and neither were the assorted representatives nodding along with him—including a few being forced to keep standing. No problem finding witnesses, then.
"Behh… But it's true! I didn't know. The prince designed all of this! All I did was follow his orders!"
"Nonsense! You're the very one who procured the orb and brought the plan to me!"
"I can't say I know what you're talking about. Again, you will need to find some proof—"
Gaban was sticking to his story. And as sly as I'm sure he was, he must've been convinced that no evidence was left. Would it be hard to pin anything on him, then? It'd probably damage his reputation for a period of time, but at this rate, I could see him returning to the scene after a while. That's the nobility for you—you can't take your eyes off them for a moment, and they'll never go down too easily. A more direct approach—with weapons—would be quickest, but that was a last resort.
As I thought about this, the door suddenly opened.
"His Majesty the King Aegil is here!"
The attendant's shout was audible across the chamber, and those responding to it immediately stood at attention. I was about to join them before Shuna and Benimaru stopped me. Yeah, me kneeling or whatever would've presented an awkward picture. Apart from Hinata and me, however, everyone was focused entirely on the new royal visitor. Even the chairman was bowing his head. That's the kind of respect the king of a nation like Englesia deserved.
King Aegil glanced at the councillors Soei had restrained. He didn't linger on them long before turning to me, his bushy blond hair going well with his curly mustache.
"I see my son's caused you some trouble."
"You could say that. But I think we've cleared up our misunderstandings?" I had no intention of exaggerating things. If human society could accept us, better to let a little rudeness now and then slide.
"…Ah. Very good. Then as his father, not as a king, I give you my apology and my appreciation." He lightly bowed his head at me—the king himself.
I was willing to accept that. "Consider it forgiven. But I don't want to see a repeat."
"Yes, that I am certainly aware of. I hope to build a good relationship with you."
King Aegil looked straight at me, providing me with what I felt were his honest feelings. I figured I should trust him on that. If he reneged, I could consider my options at that time.
"It'll be good to work with you, then."
"And with you."
We shook hands. He was also kind enough to forgive the busted-up desk, so as far as I was concerned, our reconciliation was complete.
"All rise!"
Everyone raised their faces. They had all overheard our exchange, but I supposed this formality indicated that it wasn't meant to be on the record. A king wasn't supposed to bow to a foreign power that readily, and I supposed King Aegil saw it as a last resort.
"F-Father…"
"Enough. You need some remedial education, I see."
"…Yes, Father."
"Mm."
With a nod, King Aegil turned to Gaban. "Count Gaban?"
"Your Majesty!!"
"You were talking about evidence. Were you expecting a quick escape because you thought I wouldn't intervene?"
"N-no, Your Majesty, not at all…"
"I have called for magical inquisitors. I will let them decide your treatment."
"Gehh?!" Now Gaban seemed concerned. He clung to the king. "Pplease, forgive me! I will tell you everything, so please, Your Majesty, have mercy!"
His desperation might've evoked sympathy among some people, but King Aegil's reaction was merciless. "Take him away."
"""Sir!!"""
One glance at his attendants, and his royal guard sprang into action. "Now, Sir Reiner, Sir Gaiye… You'll come with us as well." The guard began to haul them off.
"Stop! Let me go!"
"Who do you think I am?!"
They tried to resist but were stopped in their tracks by a group of hooded men that appeared—those magical inquisitors, I supposed. Reiner and Gaiye tried to resist as well, but the men had them subdued in short order, treating those admittedly powerful men like little children. I could tell these weren't your average prison guards, no.
Englesia really is a superpower, huh? And they got some pretty tough hombres working for them.
Report. It is likely a show of force, to prove to my master that they have powerful fighters at their disposal.
Ah. One of those "don't mess with us" things? This must've been their way of demonstrating that Reiner wasn't the best Englesia could produce, an attempt to preserve their dignity. It's hard being a king. I guess he had to stay on his toes to keep a demon lord like me from taking advantage of him. As if Aegil wouldn't have used my power to make Englesia the world's dominant force if Elrick had actually succeeded…
…Well, if you wanted to keep a legion of sly, cunning nobility under your finger, I supposed you needed that type of malice in you.
"Excuse me, then. And please allow us to handle this affair."
With that, the king's entourage left. They confiscated the Orb of Domination, too, by the looks of it, but I didn't mind. I had already disabled it while no one was looking—it wouldn't do to see it used for evil purposes. It also wouldn't do for me to carry on about it any longer, so I let it go without comment.
Following an afternoon break, we continued with the legislative session. The councillors seemed a lot less energetic than they were in the morning hours, somehow. That was lucky for me, because I didn't need to cajole them into passing all the day's important business.
The following three resolutions were enacted today:
• Tempest is recognized as a nation.
• Tempest will officially join the Council.
• The Council's military rights will be assigned to Tempest.
These were accepted without protest and passed, barring any issues, by unanimous vote. It was a long road to get there, but everything I wrote up for the Council was accepted in the end.
I'm really not good at this level of brinkmanship with a room full of hungry sharks. People can scoff at my ideas all they want, but having to feel out my opponent's mind and objectives just tires me out. I think I'll let Raphael handle that for me from now on.
…Understood.
Today it was brute strength that let me take control of my problems. But I didn't lash out first—it was Hinata and that charming young Shuna. In fact, I was the guy who saved Elrick's life. This amply demonstrated the broadness of my heart, I think, so I was pretty satisfied with myself. What's more, I had taught them all a valuable lesson: Attempting physical force against a demon lord was meaningless.
The session behind us, we left the chamber. It was a stormy day, but now, it was finally over.