"The situation is like this. Anyway, the ones coming tomorrow are high school students, so everyone please bear with it..."
That night, in Iori isolation shack at Grand Blue, Miyazawa Yu regretfully announced the news of having a class tomorrow.
Upon hearing this, Kotobuki Ryujirou and Shinji Tokita expressed understanding. It was just that they couldn't take off their clothes for baseball-rock-paper-scissors tonight, so they would just endure it.
However...
"Even if we were mentally prepared."
"It's still so disappointing..."
Watching the others all let loose and strolling the bird under the moon after a few rounds, Ryujirou was so distressed that he didn't even want to drink. He slumped on the bar, silently shedding tears.
It was too unbearable. Baseball-rock-paper-scissors without taking off clothes was completely flavorless. Why couldn't the reservation time be a little later!
"...Are they really okay? They're like this just because they can't take off their clothes. Will they go crazy tomorrow?"
"It's okay, it's okay~ Kotobuki-san is always like this when we have morning business. Don't worry."
"Hmm..."
Although the senior was unreliable, he was quite sensible when it came to serious matters!
Yoshiwara Aina's impression of Kotobuki-senpai and Tokita-senpai improved, though it would have been better if they hadn't played strip baseball-rock-paper-scissors at her welcome party.
"Wait a minute! High school girls! Really!"
"Yes, Really! They are all very energetic good kids! They will definitely get along well with you!"
"Ah—I'm so happy, Yu! Only now do I feel like you're human!"
Miyazawa Yu poured a basin of cold water on Kohei, who was completely giddy after confirming with Toshio-uncle that beautiful girls were coming.
"But don't get your hopes up too high. Personally, I don't think they'll call you Onii-chan~ And what kind of image did I have in your mind before..."
"Hmph, you don't need to worry about that, Human Yu. I will conquer the cute juniors with my abundant experience!"
Striking a strange Jojo pose with a proud face, how could Imamura Kohei's enthusiasm be extinguished by mere cold water?
However, Yu had a point. Beautiful girls nowadays were getting harder to fool year by year, unlike before when one lollipop could earn a chorus of Onii-chan.
Thinking this, three or four game discs slipped out from between his fingers—tonight, he was going to replenish his experience properly to leave a good impression on the beautiful girls!
"Is this person an idiot?"
"He's an idiot..."
Trying to use Galgame experience to conquer beautiful girls in reality? Miyazawa Yu and Kitahara Iori simultaneously cast a look of contempt at Kohei.
Was this guy still asleep? They knew that choosing those options in a game would only make a girl think he was a pervert in real life, and his affection rating would decrease instead of increase!
"So, what are the personalities of the girls coming tomorrow? Do I need to take this guy and avoid them?"
"Oh! It's rare for you to be so thoughtful! But no need..."
Miyazawa Yu was surprised that Iori would actively offer help. He lowered his head and thought for two minutes, then gave a negative answer.
"There are four people in total. The blonde twin-tailed girl is a hyperactive personality, feels a bit like a Gyaru (gal). The cool-toned white-skinned girl with long black hair is a young lady, the kind whose family has so much money they can't put it all in one account."
Counting on his fingers, he began to analyze the SILVERMAN GYM quartet one by one, "The dark-skinned ponytail girl is a boxer. She has very smooth abdominal muscle lines. As for the last lady with some flab on her stomach, she is a school teacher."
"Hiss... So unique! Are they protagonists? Then all the more reason for this guy Kohei to avoid them!"
Clutching his chest and sucking in a cold breath, completely oblivious that Grand Blue's strip drinking party was also unique, Kitahara Iori was troubled by the incoming luxurious lineup.
Although he usually helped the shop receive some guests, they were basically ordinary office workers and young men and women.
The current quadruple phantom of a Gyaru + Young Lady + Boxer + Teacher looked difficult to deal with!
"Well, well~ relax. I'm keeping Kohei for this very reason!"
"Hmm! You mean!"
"That's right, Iori, do you remember the role of the Comedian!"
There are no difficult guests, only an atmosphere that can't be livened up.
Miyazawa Yu always believed that diving was definitely a joyful sport, and a dive shop rental like Grand Blue mainly focused on convenience and companionship.
He didn't need to worry about the underwater service. Whether it was Nanaka-san or little Chisa, their ability to accompany dives was beyond doubt!
So the only thing to focus on was the reception work above water. Facing a mix of different personalities, a shameless comedian would be the key to breaking the deadlock!
"Trying to use Kohei as a cannon fodder, putting him on the front line of embarrassment, that's so like you, Yu."
Simulating the reception scene in his mind, Kitahara Iori immediately shivered.
Being embarrassed in front of high school beautiful girls was too shameful, but for Kohei, this should probably be considered enjoyment.
"The drinks are here. We have work tomorrow~ So everyone can only drink beer!"
Putting the tray on the table, Azusa Hamaoka directly pressed the iced beer on it against Miyazawa Yu face: "How was your schedule today? Satisfied?"
"Hehe~ Thanks to Azusa-senpai's care, I actually got something nice."
He didn't go looking for her, but Azusa Hamaoka, that wicked woman, came to gloat at him first.
Miyazawa Yu unhappily glanced at the long leg draped over his own, and slapped a small piece of paper from his jacket pocket onto the table.
"This is... Toshio-uncle's three sizes!"
Leaning over to look for two seconds, when Kitahara Iori understood the meaning of this string of numbers, he instantly jumped back and hid behind Aina, making Yoshiwara Aina's face flush.
"Yu! What are you trying to do? Are you awakening a strange fetish..."
"Of course not! I originally planned to invite Nanaka-san to the gym today!"
Seeing that he was about to be branded as a man who forcibly locks other men, Miyazawa Yu interrupted Iori accusation of everyone's heart is dirty and explained: "But due to certain irresistible forces, it ended up like this! Right~ Azusa-senpai?"
"Pfft, I don't know anything..."
The corner of her mouth couldn't be held back. Azusa Hamaoka shoulders shook, and she leaned on Yu shoulder, holding her stomach.
But the thought that this little rascal originally planned to cleverly obtain Nanaka figure data, but ended up only getting the uncle's three sizes, was utterly ridiculous!
As an avid participant in the entire process, she finally couldn't help but laugh loudly.
"Hahaha! I can't, I can't, my stomach!"
"Prioritize your cleavage over your stomach..."
Helping Azusa Hamaoka pull her skewed collar back into place with a helpless face, covering all the exposed white skin, Miyazawa Yu smiled evilly like a victor and slightly lowered his head.
"However, you know what, Azusa-senpai, I should actually thank you for coming."
"Ah? Why?"
For some reason, an ominous premonition suddenly arose in Azusa Hamaoka. The composure emanating from Yu now was something she felt she had seen in anime.
It seemed to be called... the composure of the rightful girlfriend?
"After all, if it weren't for Azusa-senpai's assist, I might still be indulging in such low-level petty tricks..."
Wadding up the note with the uncle's three sizes and throwing it into the trash can, Miyazawa Yu gently stroked Azusa Hamaoka smooth short hair: "But now, Nanaka-san and I are already good friends who can completely trust each other!"
"Don't tell me!!!"
"That's right, Nanaka-san told me herself!"
"How could this be..."
Azusa Hamaoka eyes instantly became downcast. Miyazawa Yu couldn't suppress the strong sense of conquest that surged within him, having managed to tease the usually cheerful and wicked senior to this extent.
This time, he turned the tables! He was the victor!
"Geez~ Azusa-senpai, don't be sad. After all, the Newcomer is bound to defeat the Childhood Friend. This is just the way things are—"
Miyazawa Yu immediately put on an ugly, gloating face. His hands were not idle either. Before long, Azusa Hamaoka had two super-ugly little pigtails sticking straight up.
"..."
Staring dumbfounded at Miyazawa Yu and Azusa-senpai's interaction, Yoshiwara Aina's pupils dilated—
This, this wasn't right. This was absolutely not the way a senior and junior should interact. What was with this sickeningly sweet compatibility!
"Iori! Iori!"
"Huh? What's wrong? Don't you think Yu and Azusa-senpai are very problematic?"
"What? What are you talking about? Isn't this perfectly normal?"
Kitahara Iori didn't feel anything was inappropriate at all. Azusa-senpai had been hanging out with them boys for more than a day or two. If anything, hadn't Aina adapted yet?
He shook his head helplessly, thinking that girls were indeed difficult to please and paid too much attention to small details~
"It's completely abnormal! Try replacing Azusa-senpai with Chisa!"
"Replace her with Chisa?"
Hearing this, Kitahara Iori tried it with doubt. If Chisa was lying sadly in Yu arms, and the latter was still playing with her hair...
His eyes sharpened—he would be in trouble. Should he bury Yu in the mountains or put cement shoes on him and throw him into the deep sea of Izu?
But no matter what, he finally threw away his inherent filter at this moment.
Looking at Miyazawa Yu and Azusa-senpai again, he could taste the strong flavor of ambiguity, although he was inexplicably feeling a sickly sweetness.
But didn't Azusa Hamaoka say she and Yu were absolute love rivals? Uncertain! Let's watch some more!
"Hmph hmph~ Does Azusa-senpai admit defeat this time?"
Completely unaware that two more people were intently watching, Miyazawa Yu uncrossed his legs, letting the dispirited Azusa Hamaoka lie more comfortably.
The latter wiped away a tear from the corner of her eye, sadly turned her head, and spoke faintly into Yu embrace: "I admit defeat. After all, I only personally measured Nanaka breasts. I have no idea about the specific numbers~"
"Gasp!"
The smile on his face instantly froze. Miyazawa Yu 'rightful girlfriend' composure immediately vanished, replaced by a chill that crept up his spine.
"Well~ it can't be helped..."
Turning the tables, Azusa Hamaoka eyes slightly turned up. Her fragile little expression seamlessly switched to the cat-like smile of a successfully executed plan.
Reaching out and patting the Newcomer's cheek, she whispered, pleased with her small victory: "Although the Newcomer is bound to defeat the Childhood Friend, Nanaka first times are all in the hands of the Childhood Friend, you know~"
"No, no, no!!!"
His eyelids twitched wildly. The thought that Nanaka-san's first time having her breasts kneaded had already been taken by Azusa Hamaoka made Miyazawa Yu feel a heart-wrenching pain, making it difficult to breathe.
And not only that, her first bath, her first time sleeping together—they might have all been snatched away by the other person relying on her gender advantage!
Cheating! She's cheating!