Prologue
Sometimes in life, unexpected things happen, and maybe right now is one of those moments.
"What is this place?"
Thinking that, I woke up from sleep, took a moment to clear my dazed mind, and looked around.
Instead of the familiar ceiling, a vast sky stretched above me, and instead of the floor cluttered with clothes and tissues that should have greeted me, there were grass and trees welcoming me...
What the hell is this? Why am I, who should be in my room, suddenly dropped in the middle of a forest like this?
"Wait, I remember pulling one out before I fell asleep..."
Yeah, there's no way I'd forget.
My day always ended with me sitting at my computer, pulling out about three rounds from my cherished collection.
So why have I, of all people, ended up in the middle of a forest like this...?
As I wondered about that, I instinctively reached my hand down my pants and realized I was grabbing onto something heavy.
It felt soft and squirmy, like a living creature... Did a snake crawl into my pants or something?
"Ugh, what is this?"
No, when I checked carefully below my pants, what I was touching matched up with my own body.
In other words, what was lying dormant under my pants was my precious part. Judging by how soft it was, it seemed to be in a non-erect state.
What is this? Has my precious part become a public spectacle? My tiny little thing, which was as small as an acorn, has become a monster?
"What the fuck is going on?"
Now that I think about it, my body also feels very different.
The body that was once full of fat is now muscular, and when I touch my head, there's not a single hair to be felt.
In short, to summarize my current state: I'm a bald, muscular guy with a 69-caliber self-propelled gun attached.
As I reflected on my own appearance, I quietly voiced the conclusion I'd come to.
"Hm, I see. This must be a dream."
Of course, otherwise, there's no way I'd fall asleep after jerking off and then wake up in the middle of a forest.
It must be that I'm in post-nut clarity and dreaming this peaceful dream. Or so I thought, but only for a moment.
"Ha ha! By diligently moving from the morning, I've found a precious treasure!"
A cheerful voice echoed from the rustling bushes.
The person who appeared was a woman, and even at a glance, she was dressed in a very revealing outfit.
It's one thing that her sleeveless top showed off her arms, but her cleavage and stomach were all exposed, in a way that would make the Confucian dragon inside me have a seizure at the sight of such a slutty appearance.
"Hey, you! If you don't want to see something nasty, you'd better surrender quietly."
Seeing a woman brandishing a knife like that, still not grasping the situation, I reflexively asked in a dumb voice.
"Um, before I surrender, can I ask who you are?"
"Ha ha, you must've been raised well if you're this clueless about the world~ Can't you tell by looking? I'm a robber! A highway robber!"
A highway robber? Isn't that something considered a relic of legend in Korea, where there are CCTV cameras everywhere?
More than that, it's weird for a woman, not a man, to be openly robbing people.
As I stood there dumbfounded, she wiped the drool from her mouth with a sly grin.
"Kuhuhu, ever since I started robbing, I've always come up empty, but now I've found such a delicious prey. With this, I can finally lose my virginity~"
There was a distinctly greedy look in her eyes.
Feeling uneasy, I started to back away, but she pointed her knife at me even more threateningly.
"Hey, where do you think you're going? Didn't I say you'd see something nasty if you didn't stay put?"
"Ah, yes. Sorry."
Right, even if she's a woman, I shouldn't take her lightly when she's holding a knife.
So I decided I'd better surrender quietly for now, and as I stood still, her knife slowly pointed down toward my lower half.
"Alright, first, take off all your clothes."
"...Take off my clothes?"
"Well, if I'm going to rob you, I have to strip you first, right? Don't tell me you can't? Huh!?"
The woman shouted threateningly, brandishing her knife even more.
Staring at her, I hesitated for a moment before deciding to do as she said.
Yeah, if I think about it, isn't this all just a dream?
My dick got bigger, I ended up in a strange place, so it's not so strange for a weird female robber with a knife to show up.
"Alright, I'll take them off."
"Good, you're cooperating... Wait, what!?"
As I reluctantly yanked off my pants, the robber woman suddenly gasped.
Then, pointing her knife at me, she shouted in confusion.
"W-what are you doing! Normally, you'd take off your top first! What's up with your sense of chastity?"
"Huh? Either way, I have to take it all off, don't I?"
"Well, that's true, but..."
For some reason, her voice started to shrink.
As her gaze slowly drifted down to my lower half, I heard her gulp.
"It's... big."
Hm, it seems she's been mesmerized by my large-caliber self-propelled gun.
I guess it's big enough to warrant that reaction... But still, isn't she staring a bit too much? Doesn't she have any modesty as a woman?
As I thought that, I gradually realized that the strength in her hand holding the knife was fading.
She's so distracted by my thing that she's let her guard down. That means it's the perfect time to counterattack.
"C-can you even handle putting something like that in? N-no, but this is finally my chance to lose my virginity..."
"Alright, this is my chance! Hrah!"
"Ah!? Wh-what!?"
I slapped her hand, and the knife flew in an arc.
She tried to punch me in a panic, but I easily caught her arm and restrained her.
"W-what! You! Let go! How dare a man act so cocky!!"
How dare a man, she says. No matter how sweet Korea is to women, there's no way I'm just going to let myself get hit.
Wait a second. Isn't this a dream?
That means I don't have to follow Korean law, right?
"You bastard, how can a man be so strong... Ugh!"
As soon as I made up my mind, her punch hit my abdomen.
It must have been a pretty hard blow, as she collapsed to the ground, clutching her stomach with trembling hands.
"Ugh, huff, ha..."
Hm, did I hit her too hard?
Or maybe my strength in this dream is just ridiculously strong... Well, whatever.
Anyway, I succeeded in subduing the robber who threatened my life, but what should I do now?
Normally, I'd hand her over to the police right away, but...
"P-please, wait. I-I'm sorry. I was wrong!!"
As I was lost in thought, looking at the knife in my hand, the robber woman suddenly knelt on the ground and bowed her head to me.
Taken aback by the unexpected situation, she started pleading with me in a desperate voice.
"I-I was wrong to underestimate you just because you're a man! I never thought you'd be this strong... S-so please don't kill me!"
"No, I wasn't really planning on..."
"I-I'll do anything you say, anything at all! So please...!"
She says she'll do anything. Doesn't this make me the robber now?
Of course, since she threatened my life, I can't just let her go, but since she's a woman, doing something rough to her... Hm, wait a minute.
"...Hmm."
I took a moment to look at the robber woman.
Her face was pretty decent, and above all, her chest was quite large.
On top of that, her well-toned body made her figure very balanced, which was enough to shake my heart...
Sloooowly.
As if in response to my feelings, my penis started to swell.
And as I reminded myself again that this was a dream, I felt the law-abiding part of my mind start to crack.
"Hey, you. You sure enjoyed waving that knife around earlier, huh!?"
"Eek! S-sorry! I'm sorry!!"
"Shut up, you said you'd do anything, right? From now on, just quietly do as I say. Got it!?"
"Y-yes! J-just give me your orders!"
Yeah, since it's a dream anyway, who cares what I do?
I picked up the knife she had dropped and pointed it back at her, speaking as menacingly as I could.
"First, take off your clothes. All of them, including your underwear."