Authors note sorry I haven't updated this I thought I posted all the chapters because I made 7 of them after this became a short story due to the gacha shenanigans but yeah I'm updating the rest later today
So you guys are probably wondering when the whole riser thing is you know the whole arranged marriage something super important well i dont know i have started to notice this isnt the same high school dxd first off asia is not as innocent and seems to have a brain sorry cannon asia and rias she seems very serious at her job which for one is weird because cannon her is lazy again sorry cannon rias but im starting to think this is a au so i dont know when the whole riser thing is gonna happen so what am i gonna do im going to explore the world since i can teleport might as well see the world so thats what im gonna do
I get up and get ready but i notice asia is already up in the kitchen trying to make food but looks like she made a burnt war crime
Asia teary eyed im sorry i cant cook
Gabe shh shh its ok i got this thanks for trying i can teach you later
Maybe i wont leave until the peace conference i will figure something out
I made breakfest some fried rice and eggs look i love eggs
We eat and i walk asia to school
Gabe ok asia if anyone bullies you or is mean to you or they are just a general creep you either find the student counsel or me and be sure to eat lunch oh and have fun make friends and try to learn lots ok if you need help i can help with your work and teach you ok
Asia smiling got it if people are rude get you or the student counsel i will eat when its time and i will try to make friends and i will ask if i need help are we forgetting something
Gabe oh shit
Asia what???
Gabe you dont speak japense
Asia you dont speak italian
We both face palm
Gabe ok i might have an idea but honestly there is 2 options
Asia what are they
Gabe first you can become a devil and learn all non magical languages or i can technically give you what amounts to google translate in your head
Asia hmm honestly im fine with being a devil so long as mrs rias is nice and i assume i would get a headache for having google translate in my head
Gabe fair enough
We arrive at school and make our way to the clubroom
Rias hey gabe and you must be asia its nice to meet you im rias
Asia hello mrs rias its nice to meet you
Rias oh please dont call me mrs it makes me feel old
Asia ok then rias san i think that is how it works
Gabe yep thats how it works
Rias not that gabe ever uses honorifics
Gabe bah they are to strict and i would probably do it in serious moments or for teasing
Rias like with serafall
Gabe indeed
Rias anyways we are here to get asia signed up for school lets head to the student counsel room and get you signed up
Me asia and rias make our way to the student counsel room and once there we talk to sona
Sona so you are signing up someone who was a nun to a school with devils
Gabe yep sure am she was thinking of becoming one actually for rias
Rias wait for real
Gabe yeah but she wants to get to know you
Rias i see well asia we can get to know each other after school during club times and you can meet the rest of my peerage
Asia understood
Gabe hey asia why do you say understood a bunch if you dont mind me asking
Asia oh im sort of socially awkward and that is what i default to
Rias and sona blink
Gabe i will fill you in later also asia if you feel awkward let me know and i can see if i can help in any way i can
Asia ok i'll try
After that she signed some papers got a uniform books and went back home because she still doesnt know japanese but good news is she can go to school tomorrow yay
When we got home i let her know that i have to do contracts which i then had to explain after i let her know i got summoned
I appeared out of a circle and see someone that i would rather not see azazel governor of the fallen
azazel hello gabe im here to talk
I turn off my light weakness just in case
azazel oh how did you do that you still appear to be a devil but your weakness is gone how strange
Gabe great you can sense that
azazel i am the leader of a faction
Gabe yeah i assumed as much
azazel oh you knew
Gabe yeah your stronger than ultimate class
azazel indeed i am are you scared
Gabe cautious more than anything
azazel oh whys that
Gabe im affiliated with the gremory and serafall finds me kinky
azazel stops acting serious pfft hahahahahahhahaa oh my god the first one is a good reason why is the last one your reason
Gabe i fulfil her younger sibling kink
azazel oh shit never mind good reason
Gabe yeah so now that the serious stuff is out of the way what did you need to talk about
azazel i was just here to test you to see if your a rouge element and need to be killed
Gabe and what is your result
azazel ahh your alright your not the bad kind of crazy at least but you are one hell of a mystery box powers from what i know of
Gabe oh the only one i showed was my chlorokinetic abilities to my knowledge
azazel yes that is your main one but you have shown some form of x ray vision a near unlimited amount of magic the ability to turn off your weakness to light and the other stuff you havent showed yet
Gabe oh you make it sound like i have more
azazel i think you do after all you havent even used your sacred gear hell from what i can tell besides awakening it you havent done anything with it and its at least high class in power
Gabe oh yeah this thing i bring out trick vanish yeah believe it or not i have been a supernatural for a bit over a week and i havent really needed to use this at all
Azazel i see the most you have faced is someone at the 2 winged class do you want to spar
Gabe yeah no that would be a political nightmare for you and me is there anything else you want to do because i cant exactly leave till we do something
Azazel bah fine show me one ability you havent shown yet
Gabe and what do i get out of that
Azazel hmm depending on what you show or how much you show you can get something of equal value from me
Gabe very well do you have a strong weapon like something i reasonably shouldnt be able to use
Azazel hmm very well i was planning on giving this to a friend of my adopted sun but here ihave the sword caliburn
The holy sword appears in azazels hand and he holds it out to me
I touch the sword to understand it while my weakness is turned off and unlimited blade works copies the sword
Gabe alright you wanna see something awesome
Azazel well the fact that your ability works in the presence of this sword is amazing but what could you do…
A exact replica of caliburn appears same power and all and then a bunch spear out of the ground in a circle around us
Azazel jaw dropped how in the name of father did you do that
Gabe i just felt like making more i wave my hand and the rest go away leaving the original
Azazel do i have to give you something
Gabe yeah i have the ability to make any weapon i have touched and keep the power and durability i think i want to have a bunch of free stuff
Azazel fine are you gonna ask for weapons
Gabe yeah duh while i could go to kiba the weapons he makes or not very durable in the long run and they are all demonic swords but you might have some other fun swords or other weapons because im not limited to swords
Azazel honestly your going to be fun to watch lets go to my personal armory and get you some weapons
Azazel teleports me and him to his armory
Azazel go nuts
I see a bunch of holy and demonic weapons like a bunch and they are all strong
I go through touching all of them and catalouging what they do in my supercomputer brain and holy wow these things are busted like not caliburn busted with its space manipulation but some elemental busted because i think i saw a freezing weapon that freezes magic a flame sword that burns well everything because it was made from the eternal flame then a lightning sword that well shoots lightning depending on how much magic is put into it it can go from mundane to god killer well they all do but still then there was a earth spear that well controls the earth and makes earth so thats fun oh and did i forget to mention the various effect based weapons and others that straight up curses someone when hit
I call out to azazel what is with you and curses and debuffs some of these are diabolical like some just switch genders which is wild by the way and some just turn the body into one big cancer
Azazel oh yeah the cancer sword be careful with that and yeah its fun it stops a lot of fights from happening oh did you see the death based weapons yet or the necrotic weapons i had to fight hades for some of those when he was starting out
Gabe dude i would kiss you if you were a girl
Azazel who said i wasnt one first
Gabe not going into that can of beans
I make my way to the death weapons but before i touch them i turn of the death weakness just in case and touch them and copy them
Azazel dude did you just turn off your death
Gabe yes but for plot we dont talk about it
Azazel plot like a show
Gabe shhh the outer gods can hear you
Author appears through a rift and space
Author hey stop breaking the fourth wall dude and azazel you are in a shitty fanfic
Author goes back through the portal
Azazel i am going to go get a drink and get black out drunk have fun i assume you can get out
Gabe yeah well at least i know cannon is out the door
Azazel stop your giving me a headache
Azazel teleports out
Gabe well that was fun
The author appears and gives me a high five
I give him a high five back
Author left the chat
Anyways i copy the rest of azazels weapons with a bunch of fun effects and head out
I appear back in my room an decide to sleep the rest of the day away because cannon is fucked beyond repair and the author is chill which isnt bad but he is chill enough to show up so sleeping now
Notice for successfully breaking the fourth wall and getting the author to show up you got a legendary ability ticket
Notice for managing to fuck cannon and confirm your in a fanfic you got a random legendary ticket
Due to being so over powered the world difficulty has decided to raise good luck
Oh and one gold ability ticket just cause
I woke up to the notifications and decide fuck it we roll the gold
Combo (3.5 Rarity, 0.27% odds)
-Rare Ability-
Every time you connect a physical hit within a 3-second time frame, your next hit is 10% stronger, as long you hit your opponent at least once every 3 seconds you will maintain the combo and the multiplier will keep increasing like 10%, 20%, 30%... if you cannot land an attack in 3 seconds the combo is reset. The maximum multiplier for the combo is 999%.
Or
Snap Out of It! (3.8 Rarity, 0.18% odds)
-Rare Ability-
You can clear negative mental conditions such as fear, panic, or even mind control from people by firmly slapping them. The effectiveness scales with your physical stats.
I go with combo
Legendary ability roll
Void Path (6.4 Rarity, 0.56% odds)
-Legendary Ability-
Legendary Mechanic - Allows the user to directly open gates to the Void Dimension, allowing them to traverse the void, throw entities inside and even bring entities out of the void dimension, use with caution.
Or
Absolute Zero (7 Rarity, 0.24% odds)
-Mythical Ability-
Allows you to drop temperatures down to absolute zero on either a target you are touching or in an area, the temperature drop is not instant. The more energy you can expend, the faster you can reach Absolute Zero.
Fuuuccckkk these are good but i already have a way to make absolute zero with that sword fuck it void go boom its like the first guys stuff
Alright like my idol moon knight random bullshit go
Unholy Flames (5.7 Rarity, 0.28% odds)
-Epic Ability-
Flames of Hell, these flames are so incredibly powerful and potent that even the user is not completely immune to them, causing them to suffer burns from overuse. In addition, these flames deal severe damage to any Holy and Light-based being.
Or
Dragon Dictionary (6.1 Rarity, 1.26% odds)
-Legendary Item-
Skyrim - A dictionary on Thu'um written by Parthuunax, written to be able to teach anyone the Thu'um. Inside it is all of the Shouts from Tamriel that those who study the book can learn. Your ability to learn the shouts depends on your talent in magic and vocals. The more powerful and esoteric a shout the harder it is to learn it and its stages
Give me those shouts a book appears and a read it with my super computer brain and know all the shouts
Dragons gonna be my bitch
I get up and make dinner for me an asia and we talk about our day
Asia i watched a new anime today
Gabe oh what is it
Asia it is called yugioh
Gabe the world has been set right
Asia huh
Gabe i am getting you a deck and we are playing a game hell i will make a game for yugioh if it gets you to play
Asia ok thanks
Gabe no thank you i needed this
Asia blushing your welcome gabe
I then go on to tell asia about my day and she is shocked more about me see azazel then what i got out of him
Asia what was azazel like
Gabe he was pretty chill i made him question reality though
Asia that is a common occurrence with you
Gabe noo really
Asia looks at me blankly yes
Gabe i slouch down ah man i get back up and say i have done the mission
Asia sighs oh gabe
Gabe oh me
Asia laughs
I laugh and eat my food and so does asia and then we go to bed again
I look at my combo ability and i just made it have no limit on the stack this is fine