You know that crap on how your life flashes before your eyes right then when you dying, yeah?
Well that's crap. Bullshit.
A. Goddamn. Scam
That shut didn't happen to me, no flashes just blankness.
Pure blank and dark. That's what I felt no reminiscing, no life flashes, just death….and then I'm suddenly awake.
Awake to the feeling of heat all around, and a grumpy looking old man squeezing my head as if trying to extract me fr—oh shit, I'm being given birth to, right at this moment, the old man's trying to get me out of my mom's womb right now.
But, is it supposed to feel this hot?
The old man's right in front of me so I can't really look around me as I'm still being extracted from the womb and I'm probably sure doing that right after just being born will either kill or cripple me…right?
Probably,…..let's not risk that.
Onto more important matters, did I regress or transmigrate?
"Ahhh"
Oh, she finally got me out.
"….he has ur eyes Selene, fully."
Well turns out grumpy old man is actually sweet to cute little thin—" What the hell did you do Selene?" Or not.