"Cough, cough." The Third Hokage lightly coughed twice and said, "Xiao Mingren, I've already beaten plants vs. zombies. Do you have any other interesting games for me?"
Hearing the Third Hokage's words, Naruto was a bit speechless.
However, when thinking of a game suitable for the Third Hokage, Naruto did indeed think of one.
That would be a dating simulation game.
However, Naruto's previous computer didn't have any dating simulation games.
"Hokage-sama, there is indeed a game that's quite suitable for you. When I have time, I'll come to your Office and download it for you!"
The Third Hokage smiled and nodded upon hearing this.
The Third Hokage's life was actually quite monotonous.
In the past, besides organizing and signing documents, his daily routine consisted of assigning various missions or receiving information from other countries.
His only leisure activity was probably peeking into the women's bathhouse with a crystal ball.
Or reading the books written by his disciple Jiraiya with a critical eye.
But now he was different; when he was lonely, bored, and cold every night, he had adult movies to accompany him.
When he was at the Office during work, he had plants vs. zombies to accompany him.
As for work? A single Shadow Clone was enough.
Actually, the Third Hokage had already beaten plants vs. zombies two days ago. For the past two days, he had been playing endless mode or raising plants in the greenhouse.
After more than half a month, the novelty slowly faded, which was why he came to Naruto to ask if there were any other games suitable for him.
"Ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling."
A clock alarm sounded, and then Naruto saw the Third Hokage take out a bottle of medicine and a small alarm clock from his pocket.
"Xiao Mingren, get Grandpa a cup of water, it's time to take my medicine!"
"Alas, as I get older, my body isn't as useful as it once was!"
"In the future, Konoha will still have to rely on young people like you, Naruto."
"Where the leaves dance, the fire burns. The firelight will illuminate the Village and cause new leaves to sprout."
Listening to these classic will of fire quotes, if Naruto hadn't seen the medicine bottle on the table labeled [Kidney Tonic], he might have been moved to say something like, "I want to become Hokage."
Naruto poured a cup of water for the Third Hokage, letting him finish his Kidney Tonic.
"Naruto! How has your practice of the Three Body Technique been since I gave it to you a while ago?"
The Third Hokage came this time not only for games but also to check Naruto's training progress.
He learned from Qingniao that Naruto was quite diligent in his training, but he didn't know how his own talent was.
Naruto was a Nine-Tailed Jinchuriki, and the Nine-Tailed in his body might affect the stability of his own Chakra.
The Third Hokage wanted to see how much the Nine-Tailed affected Naruto!
"You mean the Three Body Technique? I've already learned them all!"
As he spoke, naruto began to demonstrate the Three Body Technique.
The Three Body Technique was the most basic Ninjutsu in naruto, consisting of the "Transformation Technique," "Shadow Clone Technique," and "Substitution Technique."
In the original work, Naruto's mastery of these three techniques was, to put it mildly, a complete mess.
The reason, of course, was the Nine-Tailed inside him.
But now, the Nine-tails Naruto inside Naruto's body could only sigh.
The Nine-Tailed's daily routine was arguing with Grey Wolf, soloing Grey Wolf, playing DNF brick-stacking for the annual set, and teaming up with Grey Wolf to break through the bronze tier, a fox-life challenge.
Or it was eating roast lamb and drinking happy fat-man soda with Grey Wolf.
Affecting Naruto's Chakra flow? Non-existent.
With a "bang," another identical Naruto appeared beside him. Then, the newly cloned Naruto transformed into the Third Hokage, and finally, the original Naruto, who should have been the main body, vanished into a puff of smoke.
Naruto's sequence of actions demonstrated the Shadow Clone Technique, Transformation Technique, and Substitution Technique.
If this were at the Ninja Academy, it would definitely be the standard for graduation.
Seeing this, the Third Hokage thought, "As expected of Minato and Kushina's child. It seems the Nine-Tailed's influence on him isn't significant. Minato's seal is still very stable!"
"Hee hee hee," the Third Hokage smiled at Naruto and praised, "Naruto, you're really good; you've mastered the Three Body Technique so quickly."
After he spoke, the Third Hokage took out a Ninjutsu scroll and handed it to Naruto.
"This is the scroll for the Shadow Clone Technique. If you don't understand anything, you can come to the Hokage Office Building and ask me!"
After handing the scroll to Naruto, the Third Hokage planned to leave.
Originally, the Third Hokage wanted to give Naruto the Multiple Shadow Clone Jutsu, which was more suitable for him.
But considering Naruto's current Chakra reserves and age, he gave up on that idea, intending to give the Multiple Shadow Clone Jutsu to Naruto as a graduation gift.
After the Third Hokage left, Naruto began to search for a dating simulation game suitable for the perverted old man.
"Speaking of which… should I get the Third Hokage a VR setup and a doll?"
Thinking of this, Naruto shook his head vigorously.
"No, that's too much. If the current Third Hokage doesn't restrain himself, he might not even live until the Konoha Crush. If the Third Hokage dies too early, Danzo might take over, and then I probably wouldn't have such a comfortable life as I do now!"
Ultimately, Naruto still found some dating simulation games that were more about entertainment than pornography.
As for VR and such, he decided against it.
With Grey Wolf's skill level, he might even create an immersive VR device, and then… the Third Hokage would truly be unable to extricate himself!
Soon, Naruto found a dating simulation game that was very suitable for the Third Hokage.
The game was called "ninja conquest," a game about conquering various beautiful Ninja.
Naruto downloaded it first, intending to see how the game was.
Overall, the game was quite good, and the beautiful Ninja in it each had their own unique characteristics.
Conquering them should also be quite fulfilling, and most importantly, the game didn't cross any red lines.
It shouldn't cause the Third Hokage to become overly addicted.
With the game chosen, Naruto planned to go out.
He wouldn't be ordering takeout today.
A month ago, he still had a meal ticket for five bowls of ramen, which he could use today.
Naruto shouted out the window, "Takeout canceled today!"
Then he got dressed and went out.
After a big meal at Ichiraku Ramen, Naruto headed towards the Hokage Office Building.
Walking along the way, Naruto felt a bit confused.
Because the villagers' pointing and whispering about him had decreased, and the topic of their conversations was no longer him.
"Did you hear? That one code-named 'Hidden'!"
"I heard! To think he's lurking in Konoha… he wouldn't target us ordinary civilians, would he?"
"He shouldn't. Didn't Hokage-sama say that this 'Hidden' specializes in assassinating the Kage of various Villages? He won't target ordinary civilians."
"Currently, several Kage from various large and small Ninja Villages have died at the hands of this 'Hidden'! Luckily, our Third Hokage is the Strongest Hokage in history; that 'Hidden' has come seven times and still hasn't succeeded!"
Listening to these villagers' discussions, Naruto was a bit puzzled.
"Hidden? Who's that? Was there such an amazing existence in the original work? Assassinated many Kage… could it be Kakuzu?!"
Naruto chuckled, knowing it had nothing to do with him, so he didn't pay much attention.