"You look short as always Catrina"
"..."
After a short silence
"I can't believe you"
"What?"
"It's the first day at School and I show a little concern since you don't seem well and this is what you say on the first day?"
"Doesn't that mean that there is nothing wrong with me then?"
"Hahhh, I guess that's true"
Catrina took her seat in front of me- wait a minute!
'Why am all of sudden on the right side of the classroom on the far back! No why did it take me this long to realize something that should have been the first thing I should have realised coming back!'
"Hahhh"
"Okay what the hell are you mad about now? That I'm sitting in front of you?"
"I'm not mad about anything you Dwarf!"
"Wha- See! You are mad!"
"I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT!"
Everyone in the classroom was already talking and doing all sorts of crazy shenanigans because of the teacher needing to leave for a personal matter. In other words even though Cale was screaming at the top of his lungs and was shaking his head to express his Vehement refusal that he was angry and mad, No one cared and no one paid him any attention which ultimately means that Cale Dice did not make a fool out of himself on the first day of School and become a clown
"O-Okay Cale I know you are not mad so just calm-"
"I AM CALM!"
"Go on"
An annoyance named Gabriel Fernande spawned in and instantly brought my mood below 0
"Wait what the hell happened to you? You're soaking wet!"
"...."
"There has to be a better way to phrase that"
"Catrina I know for a fact that you stole that line from a TV Show"
"It's one of the greatest shows ever made Cale and you know it!"
"Go watch the end of the show and you'll see what I mean "
"What?"
Catrina visibly stunned and dazed stayed bolted to her chair and felt fear coursing through her body and the thought of her favorite TV Show getting a terrific end kept gnawing at her mind and her will to continue watching it for a little while longer.
"Anyway let's forget about her and talk about what you meant Gabriel"
"Exactly what I meant, you're drenched in sweat "
"Huh"
Only then did I look at myself and realised that this bastard was right. I was completely drenched in sweat.
"Hey Cale don't tell me you actually thought I was concerned about you just because you looked a little pale "
"Then why didn't you tell me that and instead you just told me I looked pale?"
"...."
"...."
"Ah.. well I mean..."
"Go on, we're listening princess Dwarf "
"...."
"Screw you Cale"
"Yeah that's what I thought"
"So do any of you have anything I can get this sweat cleaned with, like-"
"Just use your clothes to clean it"
"...."
"...."
Cale and Catrina both stare at this disgusting animal dead in the eyes amidst the silence. Until Catrina finally broke the silence.
"That is just disgusting and uncivilized"
"For once I agree with you Catrina"
"Woah woah woah what is this! Why are you two suddenly ganging up on me when you were at each others necks!"
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend"
"And the enemy of my enemy is also my friend"
Gabriel was astonished at how quickly Cale and Catrina Joined and proceeded to grill him as if it was natural and they did this so nonchalantly that people would have never thought that they constantly squabbled and bickered with each other.
After almost half an hour of doing nothing and just talking with each other, The teacher finally came back
"Okay so since we don't have much time left"
'Yeah because you left for half an hour' I'm not blaming him, since he probably had a very important reason for leaving the class unattended for half an hour, I was simply stating a fact.
"We will try to get the introductions done as quickly as possible which will also mean that I will not be accepting any questions from any of you, also for the students that came late. I am Carlos and would like you to call me Teacher Carlos. Now let's start with you at the far left corner of the classroom, what is your name?"
The student scrambled a bit as he didn't expect to be the first one on the chopping board
"Ehem so Teacher, why isn't the school doing the introductions and giving us our books in the same classroom?"
"Hooooo"
The teacher took deep breaths and started praying for his mental health.