# 12 Grimmauld Place – Drawing Room – 11:34 PM
Harry Potter lowered his hot chocolate with the exaggerated deliberation of someone calling the United Nations to order. The mug made the tiniest clink against the side table—a microscopic sound that somehow managed to silence a room full of wildly clashing personalities, bureaucratic pronouncements, and ongoing theological debates about fragmented souls like a gavel striking marble.
"Right then," Harry said briskly, every syllable carrying crisp authority that felt both inherited and earned. He leaned back in his chair with casual command, green eyes sharp and bright as cut glass. "Since it's nearly midnight on a Tuesday and apparently none of you have jobs or social lives—or in Mycroft's case, hobbies that don't involve international espionage and the occasional bit of governmental puppet mastery—why don't we actually focus on something solvable tonight?"
He pointed at the violently pink suitcase lounging beside Sherlock like a neon crime scene marker that had wandered in from a particularly garish murder mystery. "That thing has been sitting there looking conspicuously ridiculous for the better part of twenty minutes while we've been conducting family therapy sessions and theological seminars about whether souls come in conveniently detachable portions. Which is lovely, don't get me wrong. Very bonding. Very Oprah. But I'm fairly sure you didn't crawl through what I can only assume was a dumpster scented like Eau de Dead Raccoon just to retrieve Barbie's weekend luggage for our collective amusement."
Sherlock actually blinked—a rare moment of genuine surprise flickering across his angular features before settling into faint amusement. His head tilted with the precision of a hawk spotting movement in tall grass. "Harry Potter: criminal investigation enthusiast. How refreshingly... unexpected. A dramatic improvement over the usual sentimental hysteria and tedious moral handwringing."
"I learned from the best," Harry replied with a grin sharp enough to cut glass, his voice carrying that particular brand of sweetness that suggested imminent verbal evisceration. "Now stop with the brooding dramatics and the coat-swirling theatrics and tell us about your actual case. The one with corpses and deductions, not Horcruxes and fainting fits."
Sirius leaned forward immediately, his entire posture shifting from protective godfather to gleeful connoisseur of human darkness, like a wolf catching the scent of fresh prey. "Oh, this is going to be absolutely magnificent. Sherlock Holmes giving a proper case briefing? It's like Christmas morning if Santa had developed a cocaine habit and a flair for the dramatically macabre."
Amelia cut in with the smooth precision of a blade through silk, her voice carrying the polished steel of someone used to speaking at briefings where world leaders pretended to know considerably more than they actually did. "Multiple murders, I assume?" She eyed the pink case like it might suddenly offer testimony. "Serial killings, by the look of your current disheveled state. What's the pattern? Poison? Elaborate staging? Some sort of ritualistic nonsense?"
"Suicides," Sherlock corrected with theatrical emphasis, beginning to pace with renewed purpose, his coat flaring behind him as though it too had been given stage directions. "Four of them. Identical methodology down to the smallest detail. Pills—same type, same dosage, same precise timeframe between ingestion and death. Victims utterly unconnected by any conventional measure. No common backgrounds, no overlapping associates, no obvious shared trauma or motive for self-destruction."
John frowned, his doctor's instincts kicking into gear despite the general chaos surrounding them. "Then they're not suicides, are they? Someone's forcing them. Blackmail, coercion, psychological manipulation of some sort."
"Precisely," Sherlock said with the satisfaction of a magician revealing only the first layer of an elaborate trick. His eyes gleamed with that predatory brightness that meant he'd found a puzzle worthy of his considerable intellect. He stopped pacing abruptly, spun on his heel with unnecessary drama, and handed John a scrap of paper with a flourish that suggested he'd been practicing the movement.
John accepted it with the wariness of a man who'd learned to be suspicious of anything Sherlock offered with enthusiasm. "And this would be...?"
"Instructions," Sherlock said, as if that explained absolutely everything rather than precisely nothing. "Send that message. Exactly as written. No editorial commentary, no personal touches, no deviation whatsoever from the prescribed text."
John squinted at the paper like it might be written in hieroglyphics. "'What happened at Lauriston Gardens? I must have blacked out. 22 Northumberland Street. Please come.' Sherlock, this reads like—"
"Like something written by a participant who cannot remember what occurred during a traumatic incident," Sherlock finished with crisp authority. "Which is precisely the point. Now send it immediately."
John's face underwent its best impression of a man questioning every single life decision that had led him to this particular moment of existential crisis. "And if I refuse?"
"Then you waste everyone's valuable time and prove yourself tragically predictable," Sherlock shot back, already turning away in theatrical boredom. "Though I suppose that would be entirely in character."
Harry snorted with undisguised delight. "Translation: do it, or he'll sulk so aggressively the wallpaper might file a formal complaint with the local authorities."
Susan, perched on the edge of her chair like an eager student at a particularly entertaining lecture, whispered to Amelia with barely contained excitement, "Does it usually go like this? The casual threats and the theatrical posturing?"
Amelia didn't look away from Sherlock, her expression suggesting she was watching a particularly fascinating species of predator. "This is unusually civil, darling. You should see him when he's actually annoyed."
Sirius chuckled, the sound low and appreciative. "Oh, I am absolutely going to enjoy this evening."
John sighed with the resignation of the chronically long-suffering and typed the message. "Done. Though I have the distinct and rather unpleasant feeling I'm going to regret this decision almost immediately."
"Undoubtedly," Sherlock said with cheerful certainty. "But consider the educational value. Think of it as professional development with the added excitement of potential mortal peril."
"And the very real risk of immediate arrest for conspiracy," Harry added with dry amusement. "Very educational indeed. Nothing broadens the mind quite like a stint in holding."
Sherlock ignored them both with practiced ease, whirling back to the center of the room, coat tails snapping dramatically as though there were a hidden wind machine somewhere behind the fireplace. "Now. For the benefit of those who were too busy having emotional breakdowns and family revelations earlier this evening—allow me to present the fascinating case of the suicides that most decidedly are not suicides."
He struck a pose—arms outstretched, chin raised—as though expecting applause from an invisible audience.
Harry muttered into his mug, "Good grief, he's actually rehearsed this entire performance."
Andromeda arched one perfect eyebrow with aristocratic precision. "I do sincerely hope this theatrical presentation is leading somewhere more substantive than an extended monologue about your own remarkable brilliance."
"Those tend to be the same thing," Mycroft murmured from his corner, his voice carrying silk-wrapped steel. "Though admittedly, the brilliance is usually genuine."
Harry leaned conspiratorially toward Sirius. "Right, place your bets now: five-to-one odds Sherlock uses the phrase 'obvious to anyone with half a brain' before the night's finished."
Sherlock didn't turn around, but the corner of his mouth twitched with barely suppressed amusement. "Obviously apparent to anyone with half a brain. But then, I suppose that narrows the potential audience considerably in present company."
Harry grinned with triumph. "And there we have it, ladies and gentlemen. Pay up, Padfoot."
Sirius groaned theatrically, already fishing for a crumpled note from his jacket pocket. "I should have known better than to bet against Harry Potter's encyclopedic knowledge of consulting detective clichés."
Sherlock crouched beside the pink suitcase with the reverence usually reserved for holy relics or unexploded ordnance. He unzipped it with surgical precision, the sound slicing through the air like the overture before a particularly pompous opera. Inside: women's clothing, neatly folded with obsessive care. Toiletries arranged with military precision. Travel documents. The unremarkable paraphernalia of a carefully curated life—except in this room, at this moment, every sock was potentially a clue and every lipstick a cipher.
"I was summoned tonight," Sherlock began, his voice slipping into that clipped lecture cadence that indicated he wasn't merely explaining—he was performing for an audience that should feel privileged to witness his intellectual prowess, "to investigate the fourth in what has become a series of apparent suicides. Each victim dead from identical pill ingestion. Each case dismissed by the Metropolitan Police as tragic but unconnected individual tragedies."
"Which demonstrates laziness, stunning lack of imagination, and deeply predictable bureaucratic incompetence," Mycroft murmured, crossing his legs with the fluid grace of a man settling in for theatre he'd already seen in dress rehearsal. "Though I suppose we can hardly expect more from street-level law enforcement."
Sherlock ignored the commentary—or pretended to with masterful precision. "Tonight's victim was a woman dressed entirely in pink." He tugged out a wool coat and held it aloft like a conjuror producing a particularly impressive rabbit. "Clothing, accessories, mobile phone case, even her notebook—all coordinated with obsessive attention to detail that bordered on the pathological. Personality trait: compulsive curation of self-image. Lifestyle choice: meticulous to the point of neurosis. Pattern: absolutely consistent across every aspect of her existence."
Susan leaned forward, chin propped in her hands, eyes bright with curiosity. "So... she really, really liked pink?"
"Liked?" Sherlock's voice climbed with derision, eyebrows ascending toward his hairline. "She didn't merely like pink—she curated it. Pink was her thesis statement, her personal manifesto, her entire identity distilled into a color palette. This wasn't fashion—this was psychological architecture."
Harry coughed delicately into his hot chocolate. "She sounds like that Umbridge bint Sirius is always whinging about, but with better fashion sense. Which means, congratulations Sherlock, you've essentially solved the case already: the killer was probably everyone who ever met her."
Sirius barked a laugh loud enough to rattle the lampshades. "Christ, Harry, that's brutal even by your standards."
Sherlock's eyes flicked to Harry, cool and sharp as winter steel. "Sarcasm—the reflexive defense mechanism of individuals who cannot intellectually keep pace with the conversation."
Harry's grin widened into something both infuriating and utterly charming. "You'd be the expert on that particular subject, mate. You practically invented weaponized condescension."
"I perfected it," Sherlock corrected with genuine pride. "There's a difference."
Andromeda, cool and incisive as a surgical blade, cut through the verbal sparring. "Your point being that individuals planning suicide don't generally concern themselves with freshly dry-cleaned coats and color-coordinated accessories."
"Exactly!" Sherlock snapped, seizing gratefully on someone who spoke his intellectual language. "More telling—immediately before her death, she managed to scratch a message into the wooden floorboards with her fingernails. Five letters, carved with what must have been considerable effort and determination: R-A-C-H-E." His voice lingered on each syllable like he was delivering a punchline. "Which, to the tragically uninitiated, might appear to spell the German word for 'revenge.'"
Amelia tilted her head with predatory interest, her voice smooth as velvet over steel. "And to the properly initiated?"
Sherlock's eyes glittered with the satisfaction of a man about to demonstrate superior knowledge. "It is emphatically not German. It is not revenge. It is not, in fact, anything so conveniently cinematic or dramatically satisfying."
"Rache... l," Harry drawled, deliberately stretching the syllable with theatrical mockery. "Rachel. The name. What a shocking twist. I bet the subtitles won't see that one coming from miles away."
"Don't be absurd," Sherlock said, bristling with immediate irritation. "She wasn't attempting to spell 'Rachel' before expiring dramatically on the floor."
"Of course not," Harry deadpanned with masterful timing. "Silly me. Clearly she was just scratching her daily Wordle solution into the floorboards for posterity."
Susan giggled behind her hand, the sound bright and delighted.
Mycroft, without looking up from polishing his glasses with meticulous care, murmured dryly, "He's deliberately needling you, brother dear. And rather successfully, I might add."
"Obviously," Sherlock snapped, then paused, his voice dropping to something more quietly rueful. "And it's annoyingly effective."
Andromeda's eyes glinted with aristocratic amusement. "Do continue, Mr. Holmes. We're all breathless with anticipation for your inevitable revelation."
Sherlock swept past her complaint like a storm front, his coat billowing with unnecessary drama. "If she was murdered—which the evidence overwhelmingly suggests—her killer needed to dispose of contradictory evidence post-mortem. Her luggage, notably absent from the crime scene, was clearly removed. But not transported far—time constraints, limited window for disposal, risk of observation. The question becomes: where does one conceal a conspicuously pink suitcase in central London at short notice without attracting unwanted attention?"
"In the nearest available skip," Harry supplied with cheerful helpfulness. "Which must have been an absolute treat for your refined sensibilities. Eau de bin juice—very much your signature scent."
Sherlock's nostrils flared with aristocratic disdain. "Twenty minutes of methodical searching and one... regrettable encounter with London's sanitation arrangements later—" He gestured at the case with a flourish that suggested he'd conquered nations rather than rummaged through garbage. "Voilà. Jennifer Wilson's complete personal effects. Luggage tags, contact information, travel itinerary—sufficient data to reconstruct her entire existence."
Sirius whistled low, genuinely impressed despite his usual cynicism. "You make dumpster-diving sound like grand opera."
"It was grand opera," Sherlock said with complete and utter seriousness. "Admittedly, grand opera with considerably more flies and rotting food than is traditional."
Harry raised his mug in salute. "Bravo. Absolutely magnificent. Ten out of ten for dramatic presentation, minus several million points for the lingering aromatic accompaniment."
"Do you ever refrain from commentary?" Sherlock demanded with exasperation.
"Not when it's this entertaining," Harry replied with a grin that was pure, irreverent defiance wrapped in farm-boy charm. "Besides, someone needs to keep your ego from achieving escape velocity."
John's brow furrowed as he studied his phone screen, his expression morphing through confusion, dawning realization, and finally settling on outright horror.
"Sherlock," he said slowly, his voice carrying the careful precision of someone trying not to panic, "if her luggage was disposed of separately but her mobile phone wasn't recovered at the crime scene—"
"Then it's almost certainly still in the possession of our killer," Sherlock cut in, his lips curling with satisfaction as if John had finally managed to solve basic arithmetic. "Which means, Dr. Watson, you have just sent a text message directly to a murderer. Excellent deductive work. Though I feel obligated to mention the minor footnote that you may have also placed yourself in immediate and rather pressing mortal danger by implying you were present at the crime scene and might, inconveniently for our killer, retain memories of relevant details."
The silence that followed was thick enough to spread on toast and considerably less appetizing.
John stared at his phone as though it had spontaneously grown fangs and developed a taste for human blood. "You made me text a serial killer."
Sherlock tilted his head with the casual precision of a predator examining prey. "I made you text a serial killer who now believes you are a potential witness to their carefully orchestrated crime. Nuance, John. Do attempt to appreciate the subtle distinctions."
"Nuance?" John's voice pitched upward into territory usually reserved for emergency situations. "You just used my personal mobile to formally invite a homicidal maniac to murder me in my sleep!"
Sherlock's eyes glittered with barely contained delight. "Don't be melodramatic. You won't be asleep when they attempt it. You'll be at 22 Northumberland Street—currently unoccupied property, perfect for our purposes. The killer arrives expecting to eliminate a inconvenient witness—" he spread his hands with theatrical flourish "—and we'll be waiting with a proper reception committee."
"We?" John squeaked, his voice climbing into emergency register territory that would have impressed a soprano.
"Obviously we," Sherlock replied as if John had questioned whether oxygen was strictly necessary for survival. "You surely don't imagine I would allow you to face a sophisticated murderer alone? Although I must stress—our killer has already demonstrated formidable skill in psychological manipulation. Successfully coercing victims into suicide requires a level of mental control that most people couldn't achieve in their wildest dreams. Quite brilliant, really. Artistically speaking."
"Ah yes," Harry cut in, lounging back with theatrical ease, hot chocolate cradled in his hands like a prop, "nothing says 'inspirational bedtime story' quite like applauding the murderer's professional technique. Truly uplifting, Sherlock. You should consider motivational speaking."
Sherlock shot him a glare that could have frozen champagne. Harry beamed back with the innocence of a choirboy planning arson.
Sirius, meanwhile, was grinning like a wolf who'd just discovered an unattended flock of particularly plump sheep. "So when exactly do we leave for this delightful evening's entertainment? Because honestly, this is already sounding considerably more fun than Christmas dinner at Grimmauld Place. Significantly less screaming portraits, notably more actual targets to focus our attention upon."
"We?" Mycroft drawled from his strategically positioned armchair, one perfectly arched eyebrow conveying volumes about his opinion of the proceedings. "Sirius, you do realize that involving civilians in active criminal investigations is not merely reckless but highly illegal? Particularly civilians with extensively documented histories of... shall we call them explosively dramatic solutions to complex problems."
"Civilian?" Sirius leaned forward, his grin sharpening into something with genuine teeth. "I've fought dark wizards, dementors, Death Eaters, and assorted other magical nasties that would give your average serial killer nightmares. A common-or-garden homicidal maniac sounds positively relaxing by comparison."
"And," Harry interjected with devastating sweetness, "if John's already featured prominently on our psychopath's to-do list, and Sherlock's constitutionally incapable of sitting still long enough to fill out proper health and safety documentation, wouldn't backup support be, oh I don't know... logical? Moral support, reliable witnesses, people to ensure John doesn't end up as serial killer soufflé?"
Amelia exhaled through her nose with the controlled patience of someone whose career had prepared her for briefing cabinet ministers, not managing collections of lunatics with delusions of competence. "If—and I cannot stress this conditional strongly enough—we're actually proceeding with this catastrophically ill-advised plan, we're doing it with proper protocols. Communication procedures, safety measures, contingency planning for every conceivable disaster, and absolutely no improvisation unless the situation becomes literally life-threatening."
Harry coughed meaningfully into his mug. "So... approximately five minutes after arrival, then."
Susan snorted with undignified delight before quickly pretending she'd done no such thing.
Andromeda crossed her arms with aristocratic authority, her voice carrying cool decisiveness. "Regardless of whatever madness you're all planning, I'm remaining here with Harry. Someone with actual medical training needs to be immediately available when this escapade goes spectacularly wrong—which, given the personalities involved, feels not just probable but inevitable."
Sherlock breezed past these practical concerns with manic enthusiasm, already wrapping his scarf with the excitement of a child unwrapping Christmas presents. "It won't go catastrophically wrong. Our killer is undoubtedly clever but ultimately predictable, dangerous but operating within established parameters. Textbook criminal psychology. They're practically begging to be apprehended by someone with proper intellectual credentials."
Harry perked up with dangerous curiosity, green eyes beginning to gleam. "You know, I could always—"
"Absolutely not," every adult in the room chorused with perfect unanimity.
"I wasn't even going to suggest—"
"NO," they repeated, considerably louder and with greater emphasis.
Harry slumped back with theatrical despair. "Fine. But I demand a complete and detailed debriefing when you return. Every single detail, no editorial omissions. If anyone gets murdered while I'm stuck here being sensibly protected, I shall be extremely cross about the entire situation."
"Duly noted," Sherlock said with dry amusement. "Do attempt to avoid sprouting any additional magical crises while we're occupied. One supernatural disaster per evening is quite sufficient for anyone's entertainment."
John was still staring at his phone as though it might spontaneously detonate. "I cannot believe I'm about to walk deliberately into an elaborate trap designed for a serial killer because you people—" he gestured at the collective chaos surrounding him "—think this sounds like an entertaining way to spend a Tuesday evening."
"Wednesday morning, actually," Susan piped up with cheerful helpfulness. "It's well past midnight now."
John's laugh carried a distinctly hysterical edge. "Of course it is. Naturally. Why wouldn't it be? Time clearly abandoned all pretense of making logical sense several hours ago."
Harry raised his mug in a mock toast. "Welcome to my world, John. Population: chaos, with occasional visiting hours for sanity."
The room resembled the aftermath of a particularly bizarre committee meeting—papers scattered, coats abandoned mid-discussion, teacups cooling forgotten on various surfaces. Sherlock was already herding John toward the door with the manic energy of a man chasing his own thoughts down an elaborate rabbit warren, while Sirius lounged against the mantelpiece with the deceptive laziness of a predator who'd long since mastered the art of appearing domesticated.
"Right then," Harry announced, raising his mug of rapidly cooling hot chocolate like a ceremonial gavel. "Before you intrepid adventurers dash off into what is almost certainly going to evolve into either London's most unorthodox police operation or its most embarrassing public disaster—possibly both simultaneously—I have one small request."
Sherlock, already buttoning his coat with impatient precision, whirled around with visible irritation. "What now?"
Harry's smile was all farm-boy charm wrapped around a core of pure, weaponized sarcasm. "Do try not to let John get killed on his first proper case with you. It would be terribly inconvenient to break in a new flatmate after we've gotten this one partially house-trained."
John's eyebrows shot skyward. "Partially trained? I was in the bloody army, Harry. I've been shot at professionally. Multiple times, in multiple countries."
"Yes," Harry said with devastating sweetness, "and look how brilliantly that turned out—you still ended up living with him." He tilted his head toward Sherlock, who was ignoring the verbal sparring with the sublime indifference of someone absolutely basking in being the center of everyone's attention.
Sirius barked a laugh that could have shattered crystal. "He's absolutely got you there, John. No arguing with that particular piece of logic."
John muttered something distinctly uncomplimentary under his breath, the general theme of which seemed to involve comparisons between current circumstances and his military service in Afghanistan. "This is already sounding like Helmand Province with better interior decorating and significantly more dramatic monologuing."
"Don't fret unnecessarily," Sherlock said with breezy confidence, steering John toward the door as if he were maneuvering a particularly stubborn shopping trolley. "By the time we conclude tonight's activities, you'll either be dead or significantly more qualified for our future investigative endeavors."
"That is not remotely reassuring!" John protested, stumbling to keep pace with Sherlock's suddenly urgent strides.
Sherlock didn't even glance backward. "It's not intended to be reassuring, John. It's intended to be accurate. I find accuracy considerably more useful than false comfort in these situations."
Susan clapped her hands together with unrestrained delight, eyes sparkling like a child discovering an unexpected pile of Christmas presents. "Oh, I absolutely adore it when he does that—when he says something completely terrifying and manages to make it sound like a helpful life tip you should embroider on a throw pillow."
"Darling, you'd collect throw pillows featuring autopsy photographs if such things were commercially available," Amelia murmured, her voice carrying velvet-wrapped amusement that earned an indignant protest from Susan.
"I absolutely would not!" Susan protested with theatrical outrage.
"Would too," Andromeda interjected with crisp certainty, sipping her tea as though she were presiding over a Regency salon instead of witnessing the Holmes brothers' living room transform into mission control for an elaborate criminal investigation. "And frankly, it would be disturbingly appropriate given your documented fascination with forensic science."
From his strategically positioned corner, Mycroft spoke for the first time in several minutes, his words perfectly timed and delivered with surgical precision. "If he survives this particular case, John should seriously consider professional therapy. If he doesn't survive, we'll need to consider cremation arrangements. The practical considerations are remarkably similar in either scenario."
"Good Lord," Harry said with mock weariness, "only in this household can someone make funeral planning sound like a routine weather forecast. 'Partly cloudy with a chance of homicide, scattered therapy sessions expected by evening.'"
The door slammed behind Sherlock and John with theatrical finality, the sound echoing through the house like a curtain call after the first act of a particularly dramatic play.
Harry leaned back in his armchair with the satisfaction of a man finally in complete control of his own stage, stretching out like a cat in a patch of sunlight. He swirled the dregs of his hot chocolate—now more lukewarm than luxurious—and sighed with philosophical contentment.
"Just imagine," he mused lazily to the remaining audience, "I spent the better part of seven years carting around a piece of Voldemort's soul like some sort of demented spiritual luggage, and somehow this—" he gestured vaguely toward the door through which chaos had recently departed "—manages to be more dramatically excessive. And considerably louder. And somehow, against all reasonable expectation... infinitely more dangerous to one's mental health."
Sirius raised his glass in a salute, grinning with wolfish appreciation. "At least this time, nobody's trying to kill you specifically, Harry. Yet."
"Give them time," Harry replied cheerfully. "The evening's still young."
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# 12 Grimmauld Place – Front Steps – 11:47 PM
The night air carried London's usual cocktail of exhaust fumes and distant rain, while the streetlights painted everything in that particular shade of orange that made even the most mundane evening feel vaguely cinematic. Sherlock was already halfway down the front steps, coat billowing with the sort of dramatic flair that suggested he'd been practicing the movement in mirrors for years, when the distinctive crack of Apparition echoed from the pavement below.
Professor McGonagall materialized with the controlled precision of someone who'd been traveling by magical means longer than most people had been alive. Her emerald robes were impeccable despite the late hour, her steel-gray hair pulled back in its customary severe bun, and her expression carried that particular blend of academic authority and barely contained exasperation that characterized all her interactions with anything remotely related to the Potter family name.
"Professor McGonagall," Sherlock said without missing a stride, his voice carrying casual acknowledgment rather than surprise. "Punctual as always. Though I must say, your timing suggests either supernatural prescience or a rather sophisticated intelligence network. Given that Harry's... condition was only diagnosed this afternoon, I'm inclined toward the latter."
She straightened with the dignified precision of someone who'd spent decades managing impossible students and their even more impossible relatives. "News travels quickly in certain circles, Mr. Holmes. Particularly news concerning Harry Potter's welfare." Her sharp eyes immediately catalogued the small group assembled on the steps—Sherlock in his dramatic coat, Sirius radiating protective tension, Amelia with her controlled competence, and finally settling on John with visible curiosity.
"Dr. Watson," she said with polite acknowledgment, though something flickered across her features—a moment of recognition that seemed both unexpected and somehow significant.
Sherlock's head snapped toward her with laser-sharp focus, his pale eyes catching the subtle shift in her expression like a hawk spotting movement in tall grass. "You recognize him."
It wasn't a question. Sherlock Holmes didn't ask questions when he could make statements that demanded answers.
McGonagall's eyebrows rose with the sort of careful precision that suggested she was weighing how much information to reveal and to whom. "I... yes. Though not from any previous meeting, Dr. Watson. I believe we've never actually been introduced."
"No," John confirmed with growing bewilderment, "we definitely haven't. I think I'd remember meeting someone who travels by..." He gestured vaguely at the space where she'd materialized. "Whatever that was."
"Apparition," McGonagall supplied helpfully. "Standard magical transportation. Rather more efficient than London's public transport system, though admittedly more restricted regarding destination options."
Sherlock was already pacing with controlled urgency, his mind clearly engaged with this new puzzle. "Recognition without previous meeting. Photographic evidence, obviously. Family connection, most likely. You've seen his image in domestic context." His eyes narrowed with predatory focus. "Recently. Within the last few hours, judging by the freshness of your surprise."
Sirius leaned against the doorframe with deceptive casualness, though his posture suggested coiled readiness for whatever revelation was about to unfold. "And here I thought the evening was winding down toward something approaching normal. Silly me."
"Normal was never an option once Harry discovered his talent for serpentine conversation," Amelia observed dryly, checking her watch with practiced efficiency. "Though I do hope this explanation doesn't require another comprehensive family tree analysis."
McGonagall sighed with the weary resignation of someone who'd learned that avoiding Holmes family interrogations was roughly as effective as trying to hold back the tide with a teacup.
"I've just come from delivering a Hogwarts letter," she said with careful precision, clearly choosing her words with diplomatic care. "To a Muggle-born child whose family required... extensive explanation about the magical world and their daughter's educational opportunities."
Sherlock stopped pacing abruptly. "Muggle-born. First magical child in a non-magical family. Which means detailed discussions with concerned parents, probably involving photographic identification to establish trust and credibility." His voice accelerated into that machine-gun delivery that meant his deductive processes were operating at maximum capacity. "You saw John's photograph in their family collection."
"Yes," McGonagall confirmed with obvious reluctance. "Among the family photographs in their sitting room. A military portrait, actually—dress uniform, formal pose, clearly someone they were proud of and wanted to display prominently."
John's face had gone very still, processing implications with the methodical precision of someone whose personal life was apparently more interconnected than he'd realized. "What family? Whose sitting room?"
McGonagall hesitated for just a moment, clearly weighing privacy concerns against the obvious inevitability of this information becoming known. "The Grangers. Their daughter Hermione will be starting Hogwarts this September, same year as Harry and Susan."
"Granger," John repeated slowly, the name clearly resonating with recognition and growing understanding. "Hermione Granger. About ten years old? Curly brown hair, probably too clever for her own good, lives with parents who are both dentists?"
"That would be an accurate description, yes."
John's expression shifted through several emotional configurations before settling on something that might have been fondness mixed with exasperation. "That's my niece. Hermione's my sister Harriet's daughter."
The silence that followed was pregnant with implications and the sort of cosmic coincidence that made rational people question whether fate had a sense of humor or just enjoyed making life unnecessarily complicated.
Sherlock's eyes glittered with the sort of intellectual satisfaction that suggested Christmas morning and birthday parties and particularly challenging crossword puzzles all rolled into one delicious moment of deductive vindication.
"Extraordinary," he breathed with obvious delight. "Not just coincidence—statistical impossibility masquerading as synchronicity. Harry Potter's new flatmate's niece happens to be starting Hogwarts the same year as Harry himself. The web of connections grows ever more intricate."
Sirius straightened with sudden alertness, his expression shifting from casual amusement to something approaching protective concern. "Hold on. If John's niece is Muggle-born and starting school with Harry, and John's now living at Baker Street..."
"Then the connections between Harry's life and Dr. Watson's extend well beyond simple flatmate arrangements," Amelia finished with crisp efficiency. "Which could represent either extraordinary good fortune or a security complication of considerable magnitude."
McGonagall's expression grew troubled as she processed these interconnected relationships. "Dr. Watson, your sister—Harriet, you said—how did she react to learning about her daughter's magical abilities?"
John ran a hand through his hair, clearly still processing the evening's revelations and their growing complexity. "I haven't spoken to Harry in... well, months, actually. We're not... our relationship is complicated. Has been since I came back from Afghanistan. But knowing her, she probably handled it with her usual combination of practical acceptance and absolute determination to ensure Hermione gets the best possible education."
"She did indeed," McGonagall confirmed with obvious approval. "Though she did ask several pointed questions about safety protocols and academic standards that suggest she may have missed her calling as a school inspector."
"That sounds like Harry," John said with the first genuine smile he'd managed in hours. "She never met an authority figure she couldn't cross-examine into submission. Drove our parents absolutely mad when we were kids."
Sherlock had resumed pacing, though his movements now carried renewed purpose rather than simple restless energy. "This changes the operational parameters considerably. John's family connections to the incoming Hogwarts class create additional considerations for both security and communication protocols."
"How so?" John asked, though his tone suggested he wasn't entirely sure he wanted to know the answer.
"Because," Mycroft's voice cut through the evening air with butter-smooth authority as he appeared in the doorway behind them, "family connections in the magical world carry implications that extend far beyond normal domestic relationships. And you, Dr. Watson, have just become considerably more valuable as both an asset and a potential target."
Harry's voice drifted from inside the house, carrying obvious amusement despite the late hour. "Oh brilliant. John gets a promotion from 'random flatmate' to 'strategically significant family connection.' Should we start charging him rent based on his increased importance, or does the upgrade come with complementary life insurance?"
"Both," Sherlock and Mycroft said simultaneously, their voices carrying identical notes of bureaucratic certainty that made even hardened criminals reconsider their life choices.
John looked between them all—McGonagall with her concerned authority, Sherlock with his calculating intensity, Sirius with his protective alertness, Amelia with her controlled competence, and Mycroft with his omniscient smugness—and felt his carefully reconstructed civilian life completing its transformation into something approaching international espionage with magical complications.
"Right," he said finally, his voice carrying the resigned acceptance of someone who'd learned to roll with whatever impossible circumstances the universe decided to dump on his doorstep. "So to summarize the evening's revelations: I'm now living with a consulting detective, my ten-year-old honorary nephew is carrying part of a dark wizard's soul in his forehead, my actual niece is starting magic school with said nephew, and apparently I've just been recruited for some sort of supernatural protection detail that may or may not involve government oversight and definitely involves serial killers who manipulate people into suicide."
"That's a remarkably concise summary," Sherlock said with obvious approval. "Though you've omitted the part about the pink suitcase and my upcoming rendezvous with a homicidal maniac."
"I was trying to maintain what little remained of my sanity by focusing on the larger picture rather than the immediate death threats."
"Completely understandable," Harry called cheerfully from inside. "Though you might want to recalibrate your threat assessment protocols. Around here, immediate death threats are usually the least of your worries."
McGonagall shook her head with the weary affection of someone who'd spent decades managing impossible situations involving impossible people. "I came here to discuss Harry's condition and educational arrangements. I should have known it would develop into a comprehensive briefing on criminal investigations and family conspiracy theories."
"Welcome to Wednesday morning with the Holmes family," Susan's voice added with obvious delight. "Population: chaos, with visiting hours for sanity by appointment only."
As the group began moving toward their respective destinations—Sherlock and John toward their dangerous rendezvous, McGonagall toward whatever administrative emergencies awaited her, and the others toward what passed for normal evening routines—the intricate web of connections binding their lives together seemed to tighten another degree.
John Watson had thought moving to Baker Street would provide him with purpose, adventure, and possibly the occasional corpse in the refrigerator. He'd never imagined it would reconnect him to family he'd lost touch with, introduce him to worlds he'd never dreamed existed, and make him responsible for protecting children whose very existence defied everything he'd thought he knew about reality.
But then again, extraordinary circumstances had always seemed to find the Watson family, whether they were ready for them or not.
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