"Don't get cocky! You've only won one match!" Rag shouted angrily.
Then a skinny man stepped forward."Daoist Lin, my name is Sidnan. I'm a yoga enthusiast, and I'd like to challenge you in flexibility."
The barrage comments immediately lit up:
"Daoist, you better believe him — this guy's a famous yoga master from India who's won several championships!"
"A professional athlete pretending to be a casual fan? That's so dirty!"
"Not competing in strength anymore, now he's going for flexibility? Shameless!"
Lin Chen shook his head lightly."I won't compete with you in that. My assistant Harley will take this one for me."
Harley Quinn's eyes lit up. She ran over excitedly."Master, great! I get to play too!"
Sidnan frowned. "Daoist Lin, I'm challenging you—"
"I've already fought several rounds," Lin Chen interrupted lazily. "Can't I take a break? If you can beat Harley, then I'll face you myself."
"Fine! I'll deal with this little girl first!" Sidnan said boldly, clearly underestimating her.
Soon, two yoga mats were laid out, and both of them began warming up.
Sidnan adjusted his breathing and started first. He twisted his arms and legs, standing on one foot and leaning forward into the Bird of King Pose, forming a delicate balance with perfect control.
This pose required incredible joint flexibility and core strength—one wrong move could easily cause injury.
Sidnan's posture was solid, his balance perfect, his leg like an iron pillar.
He spoke slowly, in a condescending tone:"Your turn, little girl. Don't push yourself too hard, I'd hate to see you sprain something."
It sounded like concern, but everyone could tell it was just disguised mockery.
Harley Quinn stretched her body, flipped her blond hair, and smoothly entered the exact same pose—perfectly balanced, perfectly still.
"Master Sidnan, this move doesn't seem that hard," she said with a teasing blink.
Sidnan's face stiffened. "Didn't expect that… You're quite flexible. But that was just a warm-up. Let's get serious now!"
He transitioned into a Side Plank Pose, supporting his entire body on one hand, raising his top leg over his head, and catching his foot with his top hand. His lower arm supported all his weight while maintaining stability.
The audience gasped in awe.
"Damn, this Indian guy's insane!""He's literally a pretzel!"
But Harley only pouted playfully."Is that all?" she said—and easily mirrored the same pose, perfectly aligned.
She'd always been flexible, but ever since she absorbed spiritual energy during training, her body had become far stronger and more agile.
Sidnan's breathing grew heavier.
Harley smiled mischievously. "So, Master, this is what you call going all out?"
He exhaled sharply, sweat forming on his brow. He hadn't expected this woman to be such a monster.
The chat exploded again:
"Damn, Harley's not just a pretty face!""I admit it… I'm jealous. Jealous to the bone.""Now I get why the Daoist loves Harley so much.""Same. I want an assistant like her!"
Even the heroines watching from the sidelines joined in:
Paradise Island girl: "I don't get it… how can a girl like that fall for a scam artist?"Wildcat: "Didn't think Harley's flexibility could match mine!"
Lin Chen glanced at the barrage and chuckled."So, am I twice as lucky now? I like the sound of that."
"Screw you! Keep dreaming, pervert!" Wildcat snapped in the chat."I can do that too!" chimed in Hit-Girl.
Lin Chen replied instantly:"Keep it up, brat. I'll send you a truckload of homework next time."
"Uuuugh! Bullying me again!" Hit-Girl whined."Master, open your window!" Nini typed. "Send me her address—I'll send her a truck of textbooks too!"
Apparently, she still hadn't forgiven Hit-Girl for calling Lin "Smelly Daoist."
"You're all bad people! Super bad!" Hit-Girl complained in the chat—then went to complain to her father, only to find him cuddling with Kate. That just made her angrier."Stinky Daoist, just you wait!" she gritted her teeth.
Meanwhile, Sidnan could barely hold his pose anymore. He slowly returned to standing, gasping.
"Let's… let's call that one a draw and move on to the next!"
Harley stood up, twisting her shoulders with a grin."Master, how's my performance?"
"Perfect," Lin Chen smiled. "I'm starving just watching."
The chat instantly erupted again:
"Damn it! The Daoist's car always drives fast and steady!""Never disappoints!""Is Dao Master about to flip his car this time?"
Others were furiously scolding him — Wildcat, the girl from Paradise Island, Lorna, even Miss Wang.
"Feels like the Daoist's car did crash this time."[Black Widow]: "I'm here, and I've already reported him!"
Lin Chen blinked. "Black Widow? The real one?"
At that moment, Harley and Sidnan began their final challenge — the Bow Pose.
As the name suggested, they had to bend their bodies backward like a bow, testing pure spinal flexibility.
Sidnan said confidently, "Let's see who can fold the deepest!"
Lin Chen grew a little concerned."Harley, if it's too much, it's okay to lose this one."
Harley shook her head firmly. "A woman never says no!"
They both bent backward, reducing the angle bit by bit, until Harley's stomach was almost flat against the ground.
Sidnan gritted his teeth and pushed harder—he was a yoga master, after all! But—
"Ah!" he screamed, his face twisting in pain.He'd gone too far and pulled his back.
He collapsed to the ground, unable to move."Quick! Hospital! Get me to the hospital!"
Lin Chen sighed helplessly. "Why must you push it that far?"
Judging by the look of him, he'd be bedridden for half a year.
Harley jumped up happily. "Master, I did it!"
"You did great! I'm so proud of you!" Lin Chen waved at her proudly.
The live chat went wild — virtual rockets and gifts flying nonstop.
"Master, this is for Harley!""Take all my money!"
Nini even sent dozens of rockets in a row — a rare show of generosity.
"Why is my girlfriend as stiff as a sixty-year-old granny?""This isn't fair…""Two of Team India's five members are already hospitalized!"
Rag was feeling the pressure.Out of five teammates, two were down, and another was in a wheelchair.
Then a dark-skinned, bald, eyebrowless Indian man stepped forward, glaring at Lin Chen."Daoist Lin, I challenge you to a contest of fire! Let's see whose flame burns brighter!"
He pulled out a small torch, lit it, and blew across it —Boom!A burst of dazzling fire exploded in the air.
Lin Chen's mouth twitched."What are you, a circus performer?"
"Hey, Daoist, can you do it?" the man taunted.
"I might," Lin Chen replied with a smirk.
The man snorted. He'd trained this stunt for ten years — burned his lips and eyebrows plenty of times, but now he was a master.
It was a dangerous trick: professionals used alcohol or kerosene in their mouths to create the flames, and a single mistake could set their face on fire.
To minimize danger, this man used powdered rosin — still risky, but safer.
He thought to himself: If Lin dares to try this, maybe his face will get scorched. Let's see how smug he looks then!
Harley tugged at Lin's sleeve."Master, are you sure? What if your eyebrows burn off? He looks so ugly like that!"
The challenger's lips twitched in irritation.
The barrage flooded with concern:
"A friend of mine tried this once. Got burned. His girlfriend dumped him.""Little Daoist, don't play with fire," Wildcat warned."Master, seriously, this could end badly!""A true gentleman avoids reckless danger. Think twice!""Brother Daoist, can we eat dinner first?" Hit-Girl chimed in.
"She's definitely trying to curse him!" someone replied."Should we even pay the membership fee? I'm not sure I know this guy," teased the Paradise Island girl.
Lin Chen smiled faintly."Everyone, relax. It's just playing with fire — nothing to worry about."
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