Lin Chen turned around and picked up Hit-Girl, who was sleeping soundly. "Wake up, the enemy is coming."
Hit-Girl jolted awake. "Where? I'm not fat at all!"
Obviously, her dream wasn't a good one...
"You lying Taoist Priest, you tricked me again?!" she finally snapped to reality.
The main force began to move out, and Lin Chen led Harley Quinn and Hit-Girl toward a sand dune.
"Taoist Priest, why are we here?" Harley Quinn asked curiously.
"I observed the celestial signs, and a treasure will fall from the sky here. We just need to wait for it."
Harley Quinn looked at the starry sky. "Taoist Priest, I don't see anything."
"If I could see it, why would I even bother with this?"
"That's fair."
Hit-Girl pouted, thinking that the beautiful young woman in front of her didn't seem very smart.
"Hmph, you stinky Taoist Priest, you're just putting on an act! I don't believe any of it!"
"Do I need you to?"
At this moment, the sounds of gunfire and screams seemed to be coming from the distant valley.
As time went on, the "rat-tat-tat" sounds increased.
"Boom!" The sounds of grenades and artillery shells also came one after another.
The battle was clearly intense.
Mindu was worried about Big Daddy, gazing in that direction.
"Don't worry, your dad will be alright this time," Lin Chen said from behind.
Hit-Girl clenched her fists. "You stinky Taoist Priest, I believe you, but don't you dare lie to me!"
Lin Chen opened his phone and started his livestream.
"Viewers, good morning everyone!"
The viewers were speechless, and they all sent comments. "Taoist Priest, your livestream schedule is too casual!"
"Wow, are they filming a movie in the distance? Why is it so fiery!"
"Taoist Priest, are you in Afghanistan?"
Lin Chen nodded. "Viewers, I'm livestreaming outdoors in Afghanistan, showing you all the local customs and scenery."
Boom! An explosion erupted in the distance, sending rocks flying into the air.
The viewers immediately showed concern.
"Taoist Priest, why are you putting yourself through so much? Let me take care of you, alright?"
"Taoist Priest, it's too dangerous there. Go back quickly."
"The local customs here are truly simple. You can easily get blown to bits."
"I heard that if you have money here, you can marry dozens of wives. Taoist Priest is really going all out!"
"Hey, Taoist Priest, you still owe me money, don't die!" Catwoman typed in the chat.
"Should hurry up and die, I still have a few bonuses here," Jill typed.
At that moment, the battle in the valley suddenly intensified.
"Whoosh!" A metal chunk shot out from the valley, flying towards them!
Lin Chen pulled Harley Quinn, "Our benefactor has arrived."
"Taoist Priest, it might be a missile! Watch out!" Harley shouted.
"Swoosh!" The metal chunk flew towards them and crashed into the sand dune.
"Boom!" The metal chunk exploded, scattering parts everywhere!
Lin Chen and the other two walked over and looked at the man trapped in the sand. He had a scraggly beard and reeked of something unpleasant.
"Ew, this guy is so unhygienic," Hit-Girl said, fanning her hand in disgust.
Lin Chen held up his streaming stick. "Viewers/Fans, take a look! Who do we have here?"
The comments exploded.
"Holy crap, isn't that the famous playboy?!"
"Tony Stark? No way, he's loaded."
"He's fallen so far?!"
"It's fake, right? Cosplay?"
"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!" Black Bat sent several small rockets. "Those who sell weapons never have a good ending!"
However, Lin Chen quickly lost his signal; the network couldn't stream here.
Tony shook his dizzy head and looked at the strange trio. The purple-haired girl was disgusted by the smell on him, and the blonde was staring at the man who was live-streaming with infatuation.
The man was using his phone to film himself.
He quickly covered his face, "Don't film, don't film."
Lin Chen put down his phone.
Only then did Tony say, "Can you help me up?"
Lin Chen pulled him up in one go.
"What are the three of you doing here?" Tony asked with a puzzled expression.
"Saving you, of course. Pepper asked me to," Lin Chen replied with a smile.
"Shouldn't you be at the valley? Why are you here?"
Lin Chen gave a half-smile, "We're waiting for you."
Tony looked unconvinced. "You knew I'd end up here?"
Harley Quinn chimed in, "You might not believe it, but the fact you were trapped in that cave was also calculated by Lin the Taoist Priest."
Tony stared at Lin Chen. "I suspect you're in league with those terrorists!"
Lin Chen shook his head. "Do you think the terrorists knew you'd end up here?"
"This…" Even Tony Stark, with his supreme intelligence, couldn't make heads or tails of it.
He looked at the trio. "Just the three of you? What are you going to do if you run into terrorists?"
He immediately regretted saying it!
Around the corner, seven or eight terrorists armed with AK-47s charged out, jabbering at the group and raising their guns to fire.
Harley Quinn instantly raised her dual pistols, shielding Lin Chen behind her, while Hit-Girl drew her knife!
Lin Chen stepped forward, his hands moving rapidly.
"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!" Silver needles flashed, flying out in a dozen directions.
The terrorists on the other side suddenly seemed to be under a paralysis spell, collapsing to the ground, twitching constantly!
Hit-Girl rushed over there. "Ugh, how disgusting. They're all foaming at the mouth, just like that messy old man!"
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