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Chapter 58 - Taoist Master, Please Put Away Your Cheesy Pick-Up Lines!

"I'm a Taoist Master who does fortune-telling; this won't be difficult for me," Lin Chen said with a smile.

"Miss, don't be fooled by him. I've seen his videos; he's juggling at least three relationships and goes to those kinds of places," Superkill Girl quickly smeared Lin Chen's reputation.

Lorna stood up. At 1.75 meters tall, she had slender, long legs with beautiful lines. She shook hands with Lin Chen. "Taoist Master Lin, it's a pleasure to meet you too. What else have you divined about me?"

"I'm sorry, but I charge for my fortune-telling," Lin Chen said with a laugh, then sat down.

Lorna's mouth twitched; this guy was really asking for a beating.

Superkill Girl glared at Lin Chen, her mouth puffed out in anger.

"Fatty, what are you looking at?" Lin Chen smiled slightly.

"Oh, Big Daddy, don't stop me! I'm going to beat him up!" Superkill Girl was about to explode, but Big Daddy stopped her.

"Young lady, appearance reflects the heart. You need to calm down, or your nasolabial folds will deepen, and it won't look good."

Superkill Girl was about to explode with anger...

Lin Chen had just sat down when a flight attendant of Chinese descent approached, covering her mouth and exclaiming, "Wow, are you Taoist Master Lin?!"

"Beauty, you know me?"

"Taoist Master, you're so handsome, how could I not know you? I watch your livestreams every week."

"So you're a fan of mine. Pleased to meet you." Lin Chen shook hands with the flight attendant.

"Taoist Master, my name is Sasha. We'll be in Kabul for three days." Sasha's finger slid across Lin Chen's palm as she handed him a business card.

"Cough, cough," Harley Quinn coughed violently.

"Miss Harley, I'm just a small fan," Sasha said pitifully.

"Could you get me a bottle of Green Tea? Miss Sasha?" Harley Quinn said with a smirk.

Sasha stormed off, fuming.

Lin Chen whispered to Harley Quinn, "Looks like someone is very protective of their food."

"Hmph, I've seen plenty of this Green Tea type."

Lorna in the back shook her head, "So boring, squabbling over a man. Although the little Taoist Master is handsome, so what? He'll only slow down my control of the magnetic field."

Lin Chen waited for the plane to enter the stratosphere, set up his phone, and began streaming.

He entered the live stream, and before long, over ten thousand fans had joined, and the number was still growing.

Lin Chen laughed, "Hello everyone, good evening. Sorry for the late stream tonight."

The comments flooded in.

"Taoist Master, you should just stream tomorrow!"

"It's getting later and later."

"My flowers have withered from waiting."

"I took a day off specifically to watch Taoist Master's stream, but he didn't go live all day."

Lin Chen could only apologize, "Sorry, I had something to do today. Look, I'm streaming for you guys on a plane."

Lorna thought to herself, This Taoist has a lot of fans. Could he really be accurate?

Lin Chen said at this moment, "That little sister named Susan, I'm just going to start the livestream a little later, there's no need to apologize by showing off eight-pack abs, is there?"

Lorna rolled her eyes and whispered, "Hmph, so that's how he does it. What's the difference between him and a Duck?"

Lin Chen turned around, "Little sister, there's still quite a big difference. At least a Duck wouldn't be the center of everyone's attention."

"Pfft." Polaris couldn't help but laugh.

The comments on the screen exploded again when they saw Polaris. "Ooh, ooh, this little sister is so beautiful too."

"Green hair, green eyes, so unique!"

"She looks so queenly, so heroic!"

"How can the Taoist Master meet beautiful women everywhere, and they're all such stunning beauties?"

"The Taoist Master is already flirting."

"Taoist Master, put away your cheesy lines and come at me!"

"Shh, be quiet, the Taoist Master holds grudges."

Lin Chen chatted with the viewers for a bit, and after the live stream had reached forty thousand viewers, he said, "Alright, let's start the divination. Those who want a reading, type 1."

The screen filled with 1s. Lin Chen randomly selected a viewer named "Loves the Sky." After connecting with her,

A white woman in her late twenties appeared on the video, with an average face and a slightly plump figure.

"Taoist Master, hello, I'm Susan."

Lin Chen nodded, "Susan, what do you want to divine?"

Susan first gifted Lin Chen a small rocket and then began to tell her story.

"Taoist Master, I've been married to my husband, Hoffman, for three years and we have two children. But I recently discovered that Hoffman seems to be having an affair with another woman. When I questioned him about it, not only did he deny it, but he also hit me."

"So, you want me to calculate whether your husband is actually cheating?"

"Yes, Taoist Master."

"Then show me his photo."

Susan held up a photo of Hoffman. He looked to be in his thirties, tall, and in good shape, not at all overweight.

Lin Chen activated Water Mirror Divination, and after the calculation, his brow furrowed.

Susan cautiously said, "Taoist Master, tell me. I can handle it."

Lin Chen shook his head. "Honestly, I'm worried you won't be able to handle it."

The comments section immediately transformed into a detective agency.

"Judging by Taoist Master's expression, this is serious."

"Could Hoffman be juggling multiple relationships?"

"I think at least three, just like Taoist Master."

"Don't trust the stinky Taoist! He's a bad person who even bullies children!" a user named Superkill Girl commented.

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