"Tang San, Ye Yin, both of you hide behind me!" Yu Xiaogang said, watching the five Netherwolves warily. He quickly took out three thick masks, putting one on himself and handing the other two to Tang San and Ye Yin.
Ye Yin quickly put his on. He knew the farts from Luo San Pao were extremely smelly, not very damaging, but humiliating.
"Farting like thunder, earth-shattering Luo San Pao!" Yu Xiaogang's first spirit ring flashed. Luo San Pao took a huge inhale, aimed its rear at the five Netherwolves, and let out a huge "Bang!"
The six Netherwolves screamed and were blown away. A large cloud of yellow smoke spread in all directions.
Ye Yin quickly waved his hand. "Grandmaster, your fart is too stinky. The Spirit and the Spirit Master are one. That means this fart is just like one you'd release. To release such a rich, shit-smelling fart, I'm very curious what you ate last night."
Resentment from Yu Xiaogang +11!
Yu Xiaogang was unfazed by the Netherwolves. "Who ate shit? I didn't eat shit! I only fed Luo San Pao radishes!"
Ye Yin's voice rang out again. "Grandmaster, I didn't say you ate shit, did I?" He raised an eyebrow at Yu Xiaogang. "Could it be that…"
Resentment from Yu Xiaogang +18!
Yu Xiaogang had accidentally fallen into Ye Yin's trap. It wasn't very damaging, but it was extremely humiliating. The fart was truly too stinky. The leaves on the surrounding trees rapidly turned yellow, then withered.
Ye Yin gave Yu Xiaogang a thumbs up. "Grandmaster, what a great fart! I thought it had no offensive power, but it turns out it's a magic attack. One fart almost withered them. Such a large attack range is extremely rare for a first Spirit Ability, isn't it?"
Resentment from Yu Xiaogang +23!
Yu Xiaogang couldn't hold back and coughed violently. The thick masks he was wearing were dislodged, and the intense stench filled his nose and mouth, reaching his internal organs. A dizzy sensation came over him, and he swayed, almost falling.
Ye Yin offered some thoughtful advice. "Grandmaster, be careful in the future, and be good to yourself. I know that Little San and I are growing, so we need to eat well. You eat my leftovers, and you eat Tang San's leftovers too. Don't we have Luo San Pao?"
Yu Xiaogang swayed unsteadily, too weak to speak. He was completely dazed by the smell, seeing stars. "What? I eat Luo San Pao's leftovers too?"
Ye Yin was stunned. "No, I meant the leftovers are for Luo San Pao."
Yu Xiaogang was silent for a moment. "For Luo San Pao? Then what do I eat?"
For a moment, Ye Yin didn't know what to say. If he couldn't earn this bit of resentment, then so be it. He wouldn't bully a fool. Even a fool has a father and a mother; they weren't born to be teased.
With one fart, Luo San Pao blasted the five Netherwolves into disarray, sending them scrambling to flee. A faint rustling sound suddenly came from behind Yu Xiaogang. It was a jade-green tail.
"Grandmaster, be careful!"
Yu Xiaogang patted his head. "I know, pay more attention to eating."
Ye Yin's voice grew louder. "What are you talking about eating now?! I said to be careful of attacks!"
Yu Xiaogang was confused. "Attacks?"
Smack! A snake's tail slapped Yu Xiaogang's butt.
"Ah!" Yu Xiaogang cried out in surprise, then shot forward as if he'd hit a nitrous boost. "Ye Yin, why didn't you say so sooner!"
Resentment from Yu Xiaogang +25!
Once he was further away, Yu Xiaogang finally felt a bit relieved. He, Tang San, and Ye Yin carefully watched as the Datura Snake continued to emerge. As he watched the snake's segments appear one by one, the panic in his heart grew. A hundred years, and not just one hundred years!
"Run!" Yu Xiaogang quickly gave the order. "Farting like thunder, earth-shattering Luo San Pao!"
Luo San Pao opened its mouth and inhaled deeply, its body rapidly swelling.
"Grandmaster, is Luo San Pao sucking back in the fart it just released?" Ye Yin asked. "Two farts combined are bound to have extraordinary power!"
Resentment from Yu Xiaogang +23!
"Is this what they call 'eating farts'?" Ye Yin added.
Resentment from Yu Xiaogang +25!
Yu Xiaogang was going crazy. At a time like this, Ye Yin was still pulling this kind of dark humor! Another fart exploded with a bang toward the Datura Snake. The snake was unharmed. Instead, because it had taken a fart to the face, its pursuit became even more ferocious.
"Farting like smoke, hypnotic slumber Luo San Pao!" Yu Xiaogang's second spirit ring flashed. Luo San Pao opened its mouth and inhaled deeply again. This time, the Datura Snake's body swelled even more, and large areas of yellow appeared on its purple body.
"Triple fart!" Ye Yin cheered. "San Pao, quickly stink the Datura Snake to death!"
Resentment from Luo San Pao +9!
This blast was still useless. The Datura Snake rapidly approached, biting at Yu Xiaogang.
"San Pao, block it!" Yu Xiaogang ordered.
Luo San Pao leaped up and charged at the Datura Snake. The snake swayed, evading Luo San Pao's charge, and at the same time, bit it.
"Roar!" Luo San Pao screamed and transformed into a purple stream of light, returning to Yu Xiaogang's body.
The Datura Snake continued to approach. Yu Xiaogang's face turned ashen. "I can't believe I'm going to die?"
Suddenly, a sound of something cutting through the air rang out. In the thick yellow smoke, it accurately locked onto the Datura Snake's left eye. Under normal circumstances, Tang San would have used white radishes first, but now, his only weapon was the Hidden Weapons. In the thick yellow smoke, the Datura Snake couldn't see clearly. But Tang San was skilled with Hidden Weapons, and even without his Purple Demon Eye, he could shoot clearly.
One arrow hit, and the Datura Snake shrieked wildly. It was determined to eat these three people. Ye Yin looked back at the Datura Snake, almost instinctively shouting, "Datura Snake, I'm warning you! You can't put arrows in your eyes; you'll get hurt."
Resentment from Datura Snake +55!
The Datura Snake couldn't speak, or it would surely have cursed loudly. Did I not know that putting arrows in my eyes would hurt?
Having lost one eye, the Datura Snake's aim was clearly much worse. A moment later, another sound of something cutting through the air rang out. This time, Tang San's Hidden Weapons hit the Datura Snake's right eye. Ye Yin's annoying voice rang out again, "I already told you not to put arrows in your eyes, so why did you do it again?"
Resentment from Datura Snake +99!