Klein sat awkwardly on the overly soft sofa in the overly luxurious room in the extremely luxurious mansion- of course, it was Amon's mansion, there was no way Klein Moretti can afford to even breathe the air in this villa.
He hasn't expected Amon to visit him this morning!
He had then proceeded to kidnap Klein to his home… for what he didn't ask- more like, didn't want to ask- what if it's the forbidden handholding between couples?! Will his handholding virginity be finally taken-?!!
"Klein, you look tired again today," Amon sighed worryingly as placed the tea set on the table, "You shouldn't worry about your interview so much, being tired during your interview will only make you do worse," he then poured the nice smelling tea- which was probably more expensive than the Moretti's entire house into two cups and handed one to Klein with a giant smile, "Here, some of my father's special tea- it helped the body warm up and calm your mind."
"Thank you…" Klein replied with a cough as he took the cup of tea handed to him, he didn't know how to react to someone being so kind and caring to him who happened to be his same-sex fiancé.
At first sip, Klein's eyes widened at the taste. The tea was strong, very very strong, it had been seeping for the perfect amount of time in a ton of tea leaves and Klein could taste the sweet taste of sugar and honey in it. As well as some tart flavor of either lemon or orange juice- was there even some pineapple flavor in there?
One might think this was very, very werid and too many ingredients in something as simple as leaf water- but the flavors surprisingly blended together with each other very well! Klein felt his body warm up and his body become less tense.
"This is good," He couldn't help but say out loud, he couldn't really name what tea it was- he knew a certain wide variety of tea as Klein Moretti attended a really fancy private university with his father's money and even had someone like Welch as one of his close friends. Was it tea from somewhere far away? Now that he thought about it… the food Amon brought was also quiet out there in terms of cuisine- were there even beetroots available in Tingen?! "Where is your father from?" He instantly asked without any thought- and immediately realized his mistake- he was supposed to be Amon's fiancé! What would he do if Amon had already told the real Klein Moretti where his father was from already?!
Thankfully, Amon replied calmly, "He didn't tell me much about his homeland," he smiled slightly as he sipped at his own cup of tea.
"Really? You didn't grow up there?" Klein further asked, feeling quite risky. Though it seemed like he had nothing to worry about as it seemed like the real Klein Moretti hadn't asked this stuff to Amon considering Amon's unconfused gaze. But weren't they engaged? Why would they not know about this much of each other…?
Klein realized that he really needed to figure out the status of the relationship between Klein Moretti and Amon.
"My father was always very tight-lipped about it…" Amon sighed as he placed down the cup and took a bite of some weird-looking pastry in front of him.
Klein blinked.
"Was?"
Oh shit-
He didn't mean to say that out loud!
"I'm sorry-!" Klein said with wide frightened eyes as he held his hands in front of himself in some sort of peace gesture saying that he was harmless. "I just accidentally blurted it out…"
Amon gave out a small chuckle and smiled at Klein, "Don't worry about it, it's only natural to be curious. Especially about one's own fiancé," his cheeks then burned a slight rosy color as he continued in a shy small voice, "This just proves that Klein loves me very much… ehe~"
"…"
What love?!
I'm straight!
Amon continued in a normal voice without waiting for Klein's answer- and pretending not to see Klein's dumbfounded face, "It's probably my fault that I haven't told you much about my life… I apologize for being so closed off. But thankfully, I recently met a friend who advised me to share more and get comfortable with others and make advances myself-"
'What advances?!'
"-and we're also engaged, so it's only natural to share my story with my beloved fiancé." Amon gave an almost blinding smile.
Why is his smile so bright and shiny?! What is he- the son of some ancient sun god?!
Well, aside from all that indirect flirting and ambiguous comments- Klein really felt relief wash over him. The real Klein Moretti didn't know much about Amon- so he, the fake Klein Moretti who didn't know anything about the relationship between Amon and the original Klein will have an easier time as he wouldn't have to walk around in tip-toes so as to not blow up his cover.
"Anyways, finish that tea fast- you need some more rest." Amon urged as he placed a cookie in Klein's mouth. Klein, who was starved for good food ever since coming here and knew that returning home and rejecting this god-given food would probably end up with him having to scarf down dry rye bread being careful not to choke on it and die- he eagerly ate the delicious sweet.
"I've already had the servants prepare our bedroom-"
Klein almost choked on his tea-
'OUR??????'
Klein, who hadn't slept with another person except for his family since his middle school trip, suddenly felt scared for his virginity.
Amon, once again ignoring Klein almost choking to death with the tea, let out a disappointed sigh, "Unfortunately, I have some things to do- so I can't accompany you to bed." He gave an almost teary-eyed sad smile.
Meanwhile, Klein was ignoring Amon's acting and was secretly thanking any gods or angels around him for this!
He'd get to sleep in a luxurious bed without having to sell his body!
Gods truly were real in this world… Klein realized with a dramatic tear.
Wait…
Servants…?
Klein looked around-
He hadn't seen a single other person around in the house except for maybe some crows or some random animals in the gardens (who all somehow had something or the other on their right eye- like a ring of discolored fur or feathers. Considering that Amon wore a monocle only on his right eye- did he specifically breed animals like that? What a weird hobby… welp- at least it wasn't as weird as a few he had seen on the Internet on 'my crazy addiction'.) and even the tea and refreshments were brought by Amon.
'Shadow servants?????' Klein thought in awe. He had seen those in video games!!!
"Now, let's get you to bed," Amon said as he helped Klein get up-
'You do know that I'm not an old man and can get up on my own right?!'
"Actually, I have to do something at 2 pm today," Klein had the meeting with the Nighthawks to join them as the civilian staff!
"Do what?" Amon asked with slight surprise.
Uhhhhhhhhh
Join the supernatural police?????
"Meet someone…" Klein coughed awkwardly.
That was when Klein suddenly felt an uncomfortable amount of blood lust from Amon-
Klein realized with a start that what he said sounded exactly like he was out to have an affair with someone!
W-what kind of image does the original Klein Moretti have to have Amon suspect him of cheating?!
Scumbag!
Trash!
Klein watched as Amon's face crumpled and he looked away with a teary face away from Klein's eyes.
"?!"
How to handle this situation!
He made his fiancé cry yet again!
(Amon, who was trying not to laugh, as well as the Amons all around the air as bacteria and microbes, jumping around and laughing.)
AAAAAAAAAAAA-!
"I-it's just an interview for a job!" Klein quickly explained to his 'heartbroken' little white flower.
"Your job interview is tomorrow," Amon coldly replied as he looked back at Klein with tears of holding back his laughter.
"?!"
"I- I actually got another job opportunity- which might be better than the university teaching position," Klein quickly explained. He didn't know why the hell he was trying to soothe a fiancé that wasn't even his- maybe some of his feelings were coming back from the real Klein Moretti- wait! Does that mean he'll turn gay eventually?!
No!
'I like tits not dicks!'
Amon, who was able to hear Klein's thoughts, 'I was about to stop teasing him- he dug his own grave.'
"Klein~" Amon called out in an overly sweet voice- the voice every husband in the universe was scared of- the voice of their wives when they've fucked up!
"Will you allow me to accompany you to your job interview? I'll lend you my carriage~" Amon hummed as he held Klein's hand lovingly- but Klein could feel the sharp nails digging into his skin threateningly and gulped in fear. "Won't you let your loving fiancé drop you off for an important occasion?"
"Yes sir!" Klein, who automatically reverted back to his teenage years when his parents forcefully sent him to a military mock camp for aspiring soldiers (just a high-fi name to say 'give your naughty children here, we'll fix them for you').
"Klein, you're looking a lot paler now than before, you should really take a nap." Amon tutted in worry.
'Whose fault do you think that is?!' Klein cried in his heart.
He finally understood why his father was sometimes so afraid of his mother…
Klein felt something poke at his face, he swatted the thing away with his hand and buried himself deeper into the soft sheets. Luxury is indeed the best… he thought as he drooled in his sleep.
Slap!
"Ah-!"
Klein instantly woke up as he felt something slamming right onto his face.
He quickly scrambled for balance and ripped off the thing attached to his face-
It was-
A squirrel…?
It was a normal-looking squirrel- except for the fact that it had a ring-shaped white tuft of fur around its right also.
Was this one of Amon's specially bred pets?
Also, it was fat.
Klein couldn't help but notice.
He really needed to advise Amon not to feed them too much- was Amon also feeding the entire population of Tingen's crows as well? Since he had realized that in every corner he looked there was a fat crow there staring at him menacingly.
The Amon clone who was able to hear Klein's thoughts, "…"
"Ah-! Ah-! Don't scratch my face!"
After Klein was finally able to calm down the crazy squirrel, he looked at the time and realized that it was the exact time that he had asked Amon to wake him up.
Did this… squirrel wake me up on time…?
"????"
Klein looked confusedly at the squirrel on his palms who puffed out its chest as if proud-
Klein almost wanted to throw the thing away-
This was too creepy!
That was when from the closet a few sparrows came flying in… they were carrying something together… were those clothes?!
With a start, Klein realized that… these might be the servants that Amon was talking about!
Does Amon have squirrels and sparrows acting as his servants?????
What was he- a Disney princess?!