Within a Dark, Crystal filled Cave, lies a bunch of Mysteries and Cool things to mine and find, such as red crystals, green crystals, blue crystals, oh... and my favorite... the purple cryst— OH MY LORD IS THAT a Friggin SPACE RIFT‼️‼️‼️
"AAAHHH OOOooo ahh OW!!"
After The Strange, but still pretty smart monkey man, rifted (or more like teleported) everyone in the trio into a strange cavern system with nothing but steep falls and hard rocks, Veronica, John, and Faith were rolling like dinner peas on an unstable lunch tray as they rolled and tumbled in a somewhat light, but still very conscious, pain and agony.
"Man I think I sprained my ankle" Veronica says as she tries to unscramble the situation.
"Girlll, you think that's bad! I think I broke my whole Leg!! ... or both legs probably." , John Replies even tho he's obviously overreacting to the pain he got from the fall.
"Mann, ... yall are wussies not gonna lie. ... I cracked my skull on a rock and I'm not whining, attt allllll", Faith says confidently as she's still standing completely fine, totally unscathed, and no filth on her shirt at all.
"OH HOW BOUT YOU SHUT UR DONUT HOLE FOR ONCE AND STOP YIPPER YAPPING like THA OLD LADY YOU ARE!!", Veronica says in pain and anger as she gets up from the fall.
"Anyways, where are we Veronica?" ,John asks Veronica even tho she still doesn't know the answer to people's dumb, obvious, Questions.
"Umm I really don't know, Joohn! ... Obviously" ...
"Heyo kiddos, why is the monkey staring at us and doing a "come over here" signal with his hands...", Faith asks when the answer to that question is also obvious.
"It's trying to get us to follow it, duuurrrrr", Veronica says, kinda mocking their dumb questions in the process as she starts walking towards the monkey to start leading them.
They then follow the monkey. 🙉
As they and the Monkey start walking within the unknown caverns, they start trying to ask the monkey questions, well, mostly Faith was trying to ask the monkey questions...
"Heyo Monkey Boi, what was that monster thingy ma jiggy back in the forest, and why THA HECC WAS IT CHASING US!??"
In which the monkey replied with a hand signal which in human Spanish means "Mas o menos" or in human English of course, translates to just...
...
Idk . 🤷♂️ (I don't know . )
"Great, the monkey can't talk..." Faith Groans out in a dramatically disappointed tone.
John then Replies to Faiths not so great mood,
"Yo, Actually lady, I think the monkey can talk, it just can't speak our language because it probably speaks their own alien language and- oh My GOD The monkeys have A CITY..."
The Trio (including the fourth monkey now) had finally reached the main cave of the tunnel system. And Oh Boy, lemme tell ya, that Monkey City was... Beautifu—
"SOOOOO COOOOOOOOLL." Veronica and John say in excitement at exactly the same time they opened their mouths.
John then let out an excitedly, unbelieved, kinda laughter you only hear on someone who has truly lived and done all they've wanted to do in life.
Just to Live. To Live and See all the Beauty of the world and the wonder that awaits for them in this wondrous city behind...
T h e S h e l f .