What Jobs Could Jeff and Lester Do at Carmichael Industries?
Doormen / Greeters 🛎️
– Stand at the entrance, welcome visitors (or scare them off).
– Risk: first impressions are… Jeff and Lester.
Break Room Supply Managers ☕🍩
– In charge of stocking snacks, coffee, and napkins.
– Risk: caffeine shortages, or Lester locks up the good creamer.
Facilities & Maintenance Coordinators 🧹
– Replace lightbulbs, call repairmen, keep the building running.
– Risk: Jeff "fixing" things with duct tape.
Conference Room Scheduling Managers 📅
– Book meeting rooms for analysts and clients.
– Risk: double-booking spy ops with yoga class.
Parking & Access Supervisors 🚗
– Hand out visitor badges and manage the parking lot.
– Risk: wrong people get in because Jeff's asleep.
Archival & Storage Managers 📦
– Keep track of files, supplies, and the storage closets.
– Risk: they lose everything… or start living in the storage room.
Coffee Runners ☕🏃♂️
– Fetch coffee for the analysts, deliver food orders.
– Risk: they drink half the orders themselves.
Testing Department Assistants 🔧
– Try out new "safe" inventions or mock-up projects.
– Risk: chaos. But funny chaos.
"Now it's up to you, dear readers. Jeff and Lester have their shot at Carmichael Industries… but what should their jobs actually be? Vote from the list below, and whatever wins, that's what they'll do."