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Chapter 6 - Being Emperor is So Lame!

Looking at Suxian casually walking ahead with three bouquets, Yu Qianxing's eyelid twitched, his gaze filled with suspicion.

Bro!

Others who carry thorns for penance, those are real thorns!

You?

You're actually carrying flowers!

Are you sure you're here to apologize, not to confess?!

"Captain Yu, when we see my dad, make sure to report honestly!"

"I was just at Qingya Courtyard to watch the dance, nothing else." Suxian couldn't help but turn to remind him.

Hearing this, Yu Qianxing's lips curled, but he didn't respond.

What the hell!

You went to Qingya Courtyard and call that nothing?!

What, are you going to hug a grandchild out of Qingya Courtyard and only then realize you've made a mistake?!

"Bro, how can you be so stupid?!"

As soon as they entered the palace, an excited voice echoed, and a stern-faced youth quickly approached.

"Bro, as the first prince, how could you go to such a place? Aren't you afraid Father will be displeased?!"

The youth wore light armor, resembling Snowqinghe, his face filled with worry.

Snow Wuji!

Snowqinghe's second brother, a battle maniac since childhood, with exceptional cultivation talent.

Hearing this, Suxian was immediately displeased, "Second brother, are you talking sense?!"

What?

Snow Wuji's eyes widened, incredulous at his cursing brother.

What the hell!

I'm worried for you, and you're blaming me?!

"Bro, are you okay lately?" Snow Wuji frowned, looking at Suxian.

"I'm fine!"

Suxian rolled his eyes, displeased, "Is this the time to worry about me? Can't you do something smart for once?!"

Damn!

How am I not smart?!

Seeing Snowqinghe's annoying face, Snow Wuji clenched his fists, about to lose his temper.

But thinking that his brother might have a plan he hadn't grasped, Snow Wuji relaxed his fists, leaning in to whisper, "Bro, if you have anything, just tell me, I'll make sure it's done, and try to get Father to let you go."

Clang!

"Ouch! Bro, why did you hit me?!" Snow Wuji rubbed his forehead, glaring at Suxian.

"What are you doing?!"

Seeing Snow Wuji still hadn't understood, Suxian felt a pang of grief.

Under Snow Wuji's confused gaze, Suxian explained the situation.

"You know, you're the second prince, can't you have some ambition?!"

"If I fall, Father will definitely choose between you two for the successor."

"50% chance to be emperor, why don't you cherish it?!"

"Coming here to plead for me, are you crazy?!"

"Don't you take advantage of this chance to really stomp on me, so I can't get back up?!"

Suxian felt a deep sadness, this stupid brother had no awareness of being a prince.

Doesn't the throne appeal to him?

Look at Yongzheng, look at the Xuanwu Gate, look at Zhu Di, that's what being a prince should do!

Aww! Sorry, he doesn't know these things, that's a bit beyond his knowledge.

"So, when we go in, make sure to scold me harshly, the harsher the better, don't go easy on me."

Seeing Snow Wuji's dazed, questioning-life expression, Suxian patted his shoulder, kindly reminding him.

As for Yu Qianxing beside them, he was completely stunned, staring at Suxian in disbelief.

Damn!

The first prince is teaching the second prince how to stomp on him to gain power?!

Making his loving brother stab him in the back?!

Hell! This is too much information!

Cruel! Too cruel, right?!!

Desperate, Yu Qianxing wanted to cover his ears, pretending he hadn't heard anything.

But damn, he heard everything!

"Bro, are you joking with me?!"

Snow Wuji's hair stood on end, his trembling face asked in horror.

"Who has time to joke with you! Make sure your words are sharp, don't let me down."

Suxian gave Snow Wuji a headbutt, annoyed.

He didn't want to be the crown prince, let alone the emperor. Only by staying away from dangerous jobs could he protect his mind and body.

What's so great about being an emperor?

Wakes up before the rooster, sleeps after the dog, who knows when you'll suddenly die!

When there's nothing to do, you have to guard against assassins, and when there is, your head hurts.

In short, your whole life is lived in fear!

As for the emperor's supreme authority?

Haha… in ancient times, Suxian might have been a bit envious.

But in the Douluo Continent…

Ahem! In the Tiandu Empire, the emperor is more like a figurehead…

Wuhen Palace rules alone, the empire still relies on the Upper Three Sects, and the Lower Four Sects don't even acknowledge you.

Even the five kings are insincere, secretly betraying you.

What supreme authority!

It's only good for ordering ordinary people around. Even a white gold bishop from Wuhen Palace dares to confront you, what's there to be proud of?!

Apart from the emperor's authority, there's only the Three Palaces and Six Courts.

(⊙o⊙) What?

Three Palaces and Six Courts?!

Not mentioning this is fine, but mentioning it makes Suxian even more incredulous.

The emperor's harem, nominally has Three Palaces and Six Courts, but in reality, there are only wives and concubines.

Take his dad, he only has three wives, and two of the concubines were only allowed because his mom agreed.

The entire history of Douluo is a history of henpecked husbands, no Three Palaces and Six Courts or seventy-two concubines!

Looking at it comprehensively, being a prince is the best choice. He doesn't have many ambitions, just wants to live a carefree life in another world.

This way, he doesn't have to worry about Qianrenxue and Wuhen Palace coming after him, and can slowly warm her heart.

To achieve this goal, for his future happy life, Suxian felt he needed to work hard!

Yeah!

Time to work hard!!

"You plan to look down on who? Can you talk to Father about it?"

Just as Suxian was feeling proud of himself, a cold voice suddenly exploded in his ear, startling him.

Suxian: …

Father?!

What the hell?!

"Greetings, Your Majesty!"

"Greetings, Father!"

Seeing Snow Wuji and Yu Qianxing bow, Suxian's last shred of hope was shattered.

"Haha… Father, when did you get here, why didn't you tell me?"

His stiff smile was full of helplessness, Suxian turned to smile awkwardly.

"I've been here a while, I saw Wuji come over."

Snow Night Emperor's eyes were fixed on Suxian, his expression calm, giving no hint of his emotions.

Suxian: …

Ugh~

Not long?

You think walking with me to Qingya Courtyard counts as long?!

Teaching a kind brother how to ruthlessly seize power, being caught by the emperor father, what do I do? In line, he's really desperate!

Ugh~ I'm so hard done by!

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