I was sitting in the bathroom taking a shit while playing clash royal, about to reach 10 thousand trophies.
"Fuckass mega knight" i yelled the moment the opponent dropped a mega knight on my miner.
The game was a close one, both of my towers were down, his towers were both down as well.
50 seconds to the end if the overtime, i already played all of my cards.
Miner, Wall Breakers, Magic Archer, Tornado, Knight, Guards, Bomb Tower and Log
But him, he only played 7 of them, he played the original 2.6 deck.
Every single card played but the Ice Golen, and then i started to wonder, was he cycling so fast so i couldn't see? Or what if.... there was never an Ice Golen.
Then 40 seconds to the end, he dropped a sneaky, sneaky Golen.
I screamed, I didn't know what to do and lost.
Just as i lose i threw my phone to the ground and suddenly a weird blue light appeard for it.
I tried to run but it was way too fast and the light reached me.
I could have escape it on normal mood but i was mad, shitting, and with my pants down.
As the light disappead I opened my eyes and saw a face, a face I never saw before, it was a woman with a green hair an weird ears.
She looked like an elve but i knew that elves weren't a real things and only fiction.
But then i finally realized that i was being held by the elve, I tried to speak but all i could do is mumble stuff.
Then the conclusion hit me, i was reborn ro another world.
Or that i was dreaming but it definetly didn't feel like it.
I was thought to myself "so i was reborn in another world, what am I an isekai protagonist?" I continued "well at least ill try not to be a conclusion merchant in the end like that fuckass lelouch"
End of prologue.