Uchiha Akiro (Naruto Akiro):
[Bro, did I see that right? If one of us ends up in a cultivation world someday, doesn't that mean we'll never grow old and die?]
Sure, we could still be killed, but at least we wouldn't age to death anymore.
Most of their worlds only allowed them to live for a few decades, maybe a hundred years at best. But now, with this golden cheat, there was no need to worry about mortality at all.
Aida D. Akiro (One Piece Akiro):
[Don't jinx it. Please, @Uchiha Akiro, you better put in the effort—I want to unleash a Buddha wrapped in Susanoo at God Valley, thank you very much!]
He could already imagine how awe-inspiring it would be, wreaking havoc at God Valley while wrapped in a colossal Susanoo-Buddha.
But first, the Naruto-world Akiro had to work hard!
If you don't put in the effort, how am I supposed to pull off a Susanoo-Buddha?
Sect Master Akiro (Zombie Akiro):
[Please go eat the Goro Goro no Mi, I'm begging you. If I had that in the zombie world, I'd be invincible!]
Lightning was absolute when it came to suppressing evil spirits.
Not to mention the perk of becoming an elemental body.
If he had the Goro Goro no Mi, he'd be untouchable.
Akiroyasha (Inuyasha Akiro):
[I can open my own Susanoo already!]
A Susanoo-fox, or a Susanoo-dog—both would work.
He didn't even need the Nine-Tails to do it.
Akiro Akizuki (Daily Life Akiro / Conan):
[Man, I'm screwed. Doesn't this mean I can't use any abilities at all?]
He was just an ordinary human, and so far, this world showed no signs of supernatural powers.
He couldn't cultivate, and his powers were limited to whatever version of him belonged to that world.
Which meant… he basically had no strength to speak of.
Aida D. Akiro (One Piece Akiro):
[Don't stress. If your world doesn't require strong powers, you'll be fine. Later on, once you have elementalization, you'll basically be immortal.]
He had been thinking of which Devil Fruit he should try to get.
Now it seemed unnecessary—just get a Logia first, let his brothers take turns using it.
Akiroyasha (Inuyasha Akiro):
[Exactly. No need to panic. Just stay cautious and don't die. Also, One Piece Akiro, your world might let you draw Blackbeard's constitution. One Logia, one Mythical Zoan, one Paramecia, then add Haki—invincible!]
Aida D. Akiro (One Piece Akiro):
[No, no, no. Blackbeard might not have a special constitution. He might've eaten the Octopus Fruit. You know how Nika hates octopuses, right? They've got three hearts—that could be why he can eat three fruits. Maybe he already has three: the Logia Yami Yami no Mi, the Paramecia Gura Gura no Mi, and a Mythical Zoan Octopus Fruit. Fits perfectly!]
He had long suspected Blackbeard already had three Devil Fruits.
But if that was true, why did he still go after Hancock to take her fruit?
Was he planning to give it to someone else?
Or did he really have a unique body, and needed Hancock's fruit to complete his power set?
Uchiha Akiro (Naruto Akiro):
[Seriously? I step away for one second and you're already talking about this? I'd love to awaken the Mangekyō Sharingan, but I've got no bonds, man. I'm not like Shisui, who awakened it after losing a goddess-tier crush.]
He really wanted Mangekyō, but it was impossible without that level of emotional bond.
Sect Master Akiro (Zombie Akiro):
[Then change the plot, brothers. Since your timeline is already brushing against the Uchiha Massacre, why not start from there?]
Aida D. Akiro (One Piece Akiro):
[Right. The massacre is a major turning point. I can't lend you direct power yet, but once I master both forms of Haki, you'll be able to use them too!]
Sect Master Akiro (Zombie Akiro):
[You could try the Divine Celestial Sect's arts. But honestly, I'm half-trained, and with the end of the spiritual era, they won't be very effective.]
Akiroyasha (Inuyasha Akiro):
[I can share some yokai transformation powers. Not much, but worth a try.]
Akiro Akizuki (Daily Life Akiro):
[I don't have powers. But flirting counts, right? Why don't you seduce Tsunade back to the village—maybe then the Uchiha clan won't be wiped out!]
Uchiha Akiro (Naruto Akiro):
[Gee, thanks. You want me to seduce Tsunade? You're trying to get me killed in bed!]
Akiroyasha (Inuyasha Akiro):
[How about we all reveal our status panels?]
Uchiha Akiro (Naruto Akiro):
[Alright!]
He immediately posted his panel in the chat group.
Status Panels
[Naruto – Uchiha Akiro] (Affiliation: Konoha – Uchiha Clan)
Power: Elite Jōnin
(Ranks: Genin → Chūnin → Jōnin → Elite Jōnin → Kage → Super Kage → False Six Paths → Six Paths)
Abilities: Three-tomoe Sharingan, Clone Substitution Transformation, Wind/Fire/Lightning Chakra, Yin Release, Uchiha Genjutsu, Uchiha Fluid Techniques, Uchiha Shurikenjutsu.
[One Piece – Aida D. Akiro] (Affiliation: Rocks Pirates)
Power: Rear Admiral level
(Ranks: Officer → Rear Admiral → Vice Admiral → HQ Elite Vice Admiral [≈low/mid Warlord] → Admiral Candidate [≈Yonko First Mate, high Warlord] → Admiral [≈Yonko tier, slightly higher] → King Tier → God Tier)
Abilities: Intermediate Observation Haki, Intermediate Armament Haki, Swordsmanship: Iron-Cutting Slash.
[Zombie – Sect Master Akiro] (Affiliation: Divine Celestial Sect)
Power: Foundation Establishment (Ranks: Qi Refining → Foundation Establishment → Human Master → Earth Master → Heaven Master → Nascent Soul; each subdivided into Early/Mid/Late/Peak)
Abilities: Five Thunders Technique, Supreme Alchemy, Jade Talisman Arts, Celestial Sword Formula, Array Formations.
[Inuyasha – Akiroyasha] (Affiliation: Western Dog Demon Tribe, Eldest Son of the Clan Leader)
Power: Second-rate Yokai
(Ranks: Minor Imp → Third-rate Yokai → Second-rate Yokai → First-rate Yokai → Strong Yokai [Guardian class] → Great Yokai → King-tier Yokai; King-tier further divided into three levels)
Abilities: Yokai Power Release, Giant Dog Transformation, Poison Claws, Enhanced Smell, Immunity to Poison & Evil Energy, Light Whip, Yokai Energy Blast.
[Daily Life – Akiro Akizuki] (Affiliation: Teitan High School, Class 2-B Student)
Power: Ordinary High Schooler
Abilities: Part-time jobs, studying.
Akiro Akizuki (Daily Life Akiro):
[So basically, I'm just here to make up the numbers?]
Staring at the attribute panels lined up before him, he was about to cry.
His specialty… was part-time work!!
Sect Master Akiro (Zombie Akiro):
[Cough, at least that means your world is safe, right?]
Akiroyasha (Inuyasha Akiro):
[Wait, your Divine Celestial Sect—do you follow the Three Pure Ones?]
Sect Master Akiro (Zombie Akiro):
[Yes. Like the Maoshan Sect, we revere the Three Pure Ones. Most of the arts we inherited come from them. But with the spiritual decline, the highest level we can reach is Nascent Soul. And seriously, aren't you just a budget Sesshōmaru?]
He glanced at Akiroyasha's panel and smirked. Aside from raw strength, their powers were basically identical.
Akiroyasha (Inuyasha Akiro):
[Excuse you—I'm Sesshōmaru's elder brother. If anything, it's my stupid little brothers who take after him!]
Uchiha Akiro (Naruto Akiro):
[Looking at it this way, none of us are that weak… though, One Piece Akiro, a Rear Admiral at God Valley? You're doomed.]
By comparison, only the One Piece version seemed close to his level.
Aida D. Akiro (One Piece Akiro):
[True enough. That's why I need to get stronger before the battle starts. But you're the one in the most danger—Uchiha Massacre Night is coming. You need to boost your strength fast. Three-tomoe isn't enough.]
The Sharingan hierarchy was brutal. Between the three-tomoe and the Mangekyō, the gap was enormous—impossible to bridge unless someone let you win.
But he wasn't Sasuke, and Itachi wasn't about to hold back.
That night would be swarming with Danzo, Itachi, the sly Third Hokage, and Obito lurking in the shadows.
Three-tomoe alone…
meant he would die miserably.