"Hongjun, go get me a basin of water,"
"And pour it over Oscar's head."
Flender shouted to Ma Hongjun.
Ma Hongjun agreed and ran off, quickly returning with a basin full of clear water.
"Teacher, here it is."
Flender didn't even glance at it.
"Pour!"
[Ma Hongjun poured a basin of clear water over Oscar's head…]
"Change the clear water to clear urine?"
[Ma Hongjun poured a basin of clear urine over Oscar's head…]
The color was still the same, but the actual contents inside were completely different.
Splash!
As the basin was poured, Oscar's previously closed eyes suddenly widened.
Accompanied by a scream, he instantly woke up.
"Ah!"
Oscar felt a bit strange, licking the liquid from his lips.
"It's even a little sweet."
Suddenly, he reacted and shouted at Ma Hongjun.
"Fatty, why did you pour sugar water on me?!"
Ma Hongjun was also stunned when he heard this.
"Sugar water?"
"What sugar water?"
"I just grabbed a random bucket, poured the water from it into the iron basin, and brought it over. How could it be sugar water?"
He dipped his finger into the water residue in the iron basin, then sucked on it.
Indeed,
"Hmm!"
"It really is quite sweet!"
"Fan Ge, you should try it."
Ye Fan quickly stepped back in a panic.
"No thanks, I won't try it."
He was also very surprised. How could urine be sweet?
…
In Zhao Wuji's dormitory,
At this moment, Zhao Wuji yawned and walked out of his room.
He was a little surprised.
"Huh?"
"Where's the urine in my urinal?"
"When did I empty it?"
Zhao Wuji shook his head and didn't think about it anymore.
"Speaking of which, I need to eat less sweets."
"Old Shao said my diabetes is getting worse."
"Those two pounds of cake I ate last night were truly a sin."
…
"Alright,"
Flender interrupted the two.
"Oscar, what happened to you just now? Why did you faint?"
Oscar shook his head.
"I don't know either. I suddenly felt a lot of pain in my body, and then I fainted."
He really didn't dare to say what kind of pain he felt.
It was too embarrassing, absolutely too embarrassing.
Flender scrutinized him, trying to find a flaw, but ultimately found nothing.
"Go see Teacher Shao later."
"Now, the adaptive training continues!"
"If anyone can do what Ye Fan did, they won't have to participate in adaptive training anymore."
He stood there with a cold face, looking utterly impartial.
He used his expression to tell the students in front of him that no one should try to muddle through.
Originally, Ning Rongrong's performance in the plot surprised everyone.
But after Dai Mubai's performance, Ning Rongrong's performance seemed rather ordinary.
However, this still made Oscar extremely excited.
Ning Rongrong eating his Sausage—just thinking about it made Oscar quite thrilled.
Next was Ma Hongjun; he had already eaten it many times, so it was easy for him.
Following that, under Flender's oppressive power, Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing also endured the nausea and completed this test.
After everyone had eaten, Flender then made the next arrangement.
"Now, each of you go back and prepare."
"You have one day to adjust and rest."
"Tomorrow morning, Teacher Zhao Wuji will lead you to the Star Dou Great Forest to help Oscar obtain his third spirit ring."
"But remember,"
"It's not just about helping Oscar find a spirit ring; it's also a form of experience for the rest of you. Teacher Zhao will only intervene when you encounter danger; at other times, you can only rely on yourselves."
After returning to the dormitory,
Ye Fan continued to cultivate without any delay.
In the process of pursuing the Great Dao, cultivation was the most important point.
However, Xiao Wu at this moment clearly seemed distracted.
"Xiao Wu, do you have something on your mind?"
Ye Fan asked casually.
"No,"
Xiao Wu didn't admit it.
But Ye Fan naturally knew.
She came from the Star Dou Great Forest, and after so many years, returning to her old home would naturally evoke special emotions.
Especially since, in the original plot, the Titan Giant Ape even came to find Xiao Wu.
Ye Fan was also contemplating how to handle this situation if it occurred.
In Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai's dormitory,
Ma Hongjun cautiously wrapped himself tightly in a quilt.
Only then did he lie on the bed, facing Dai Mubai.
"Boss Dai, why did you do something like that today?"
"Tasting Little Ao's Big Sausage,"
"Especially doing it in public,"
"It just seems really perverted."
"Something like that should be done secretly."
Dai Mubai's expression instantly changed.
He glared fiercely at Ma Hongjun.
"I say, Fatty, are you looking for death?"
Then he put his hands behind his head and lay on the bed.
"I don't know why I did that today."
"It just came to me as a sudden thought."
"It was an unconscious act."
"Thinking about it now, I even find it quite disgusting myself."
Ma Hongjun's two lewd little eyes lit up, and then the corners of his mouth curved upwards.
"Boss Dai, speaking of which, you haven't fallen in love, have you?"
"How should I put it?"
"What was that called?"
"Right, you've gone gay!"
Dai Mubai shot up into a sitting position.
"Fatty, I think your skin is really itching."
"Today, I absolutely have to loosen you up; you dare to say anything."
…
In Oscar's dormitory,
Oscar lay on the bed, too excited to sleep, tossing and turning.
He was about to obtain his third spirit ring.
The first major hurdle in his life was about to be overcome.
"I wonder what kind of spirit ring I should look for."
"The third spirit ring is crucial for a Spirit Master's cultivation."
After much thought, Oscar still had no idea.
"Why don't I go talk to Boss Dai and Fatty?"
In Shrek Academy, there used to be just these three brothers.
They ate, drank, played, and whored together.
They were so close they were almost sharing pants.
Oscar rolled out of bed and walked towards their dormitory.
He even deliberately detoured past Ye Fan and Xiao Wu's dormitory door, out of curiosity.
He pricked up his ears, wanting to hear if there were any special sounds.
But unfortunately, there was nothing.
"Alas, this is such a waste."
"Little beauties are meant to be used, aren't they?"
"What a pity."
Oscar shook his head and quickly arrived at Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai's dormitory door.
Just as he was about to push the door open, he heard sounds from inside.
"Splat!"
First came Dai Mubai's voice, "Fatty, I'm going to kill you today!"
"Ah!"
Then came Ma Hongjun's voice,
"Boss Dai, be gentle, be gentle, it hurts!"