"What?!"
"I'm unqualified?"
Tang San was stunned when he heard those four words.
He had gone through so much trouble to come to Shrek Academy for enrolment,
and he couldn't even pass the second test?
"Impossible. How can you tell I have no potential from just one hammer strike?"
Lu Qibin knew Dai Mubai thought highly of Tang San, so he explained a bit more,
"You, an attack system Spirit Master, have no attack power. Do you think that shows great potential?"
If it were according to Tang San's usual nature, he wouldn't explain much,
but now, to follow his wife's words and enter Shrek Academy,
at this moment, he could only prove himself.
"My attack lies in my Spirit Ability; my attack power is very strong."
"Oh?"
Lu Qibin raised an eyebrow,
"Your Spirit Ability attack power is very strong?"
"If so, I can let you pass this test."
Tang San's second spirit ring flashed,
his Second Soul Skill was directly used,
Accumulated Fart!
His figure quickly began to swell,
followed by his First Soul Ring flashing,
"First Soul Skill,"
"Fart like Iron, Accumulate Strength Hammer Tang San Fart!"
Tang San aimed his Blue Silver Hammer at the iron stake in front of him, his back to Lu Qibin.
"Tang San is about to fiercely give Lu Qibin a big display…"
Ye Fan, as if by a ghost, suddenly had an idea,
He was tired of farting all the time,
"Change it to 'pull' for me in the future."
"Modification successful."
"Tang San is about to fiercely give Lu Qibin a big pull display…"
At this moment, Tang San was preparing to swing out the Blue Silver Hammer in his hand, accompanied by farting,
Suddenly, he felt his stomach rumble,
Not good!
On the other side, Lu Qibin felt something was wrong listening to Tang San's disgusting Spirit incantation,
Accumulated Fart?
And an Accumulated Fart aimed at his face?
He quickly stepped back to dodge.
"Bang!"
A huge mushroom cloud rose in Shrek Academy.
With one fart, Tang San's pants were completely torn to shreds by himself,
but it wasn't over yet,
Amidst the pervasive yellow smoke,
Lu Qibin saw a special substance spraying out along with the yellow smoke.
It gushed out like a torrent, shooting directly towards Lu Qibin.
"Don't make things difficult for this old man!"
Lu Qibin quickly dodged to the side,
but as Tang San moved, it precisely aimed at Lu Qibin again,
No matter how Lu Qibin dodged,
Tang San only needed to slightly adjust his angle to accurately aim at Lu Qibin.
It was as if it was specially prepared for him.
"This insidious kid,"
"Is he giving up since he can't pass here, and planning to disgust me before leaving?"
Lu Qibin had a flash of inspiration,
He crossed his right index and middle fingers, firmly gripping his Spirit, the Star Luo Chess,
He flicked his finger,
The black chess piece surged forward like a current,
Meeting the challenge head-on.
"Pfft!"
A chess piece shot in, directly and firmly blocking the gushing torrent.
Lu Qibin finally let out a long sigh of relief,
"Ah!"
Immediately followed by a painful howl,
"Ah!"
Lu Qibin had thrown the chess piece with some uncontrolled force in his haste just now,
This chess piece was stuck quite deeply.
Even deeper than the battle between Dai Mubai and Tang San back then.
Tang San fell to the ground with a thud, bleeding profusely.
Everyone else was also completely dumbfounded,
Explosive, this was truly too explosive.
Shrek Academy really became Shrek Academy (Shitlake College - 'shit' Shrek Academy).
It was truly the biggest scandal since the academy's founding.
"Tang San!"
Lu Qibin almost bit his good teeth into gaps.
Not only did Tang San disgust him,
but especially his Spirit, the Star Luo Chess,
His Spirit was dirty!
Could he still use it after this?
Just thinking about it felt disgusting.
He was so old, and suddenly encountered such a thing, he was truly unlucky for eight lifetimes,
His reputation in old age was ruined!
Pick it up and use it again?
Although a Spirit would not bring back anything after transforming into spirit power.
But it was impossible not to feel disgusted deep down,
Tang San was extremely in pain at this moment,
He felt a foreign object inside his body,
He couldn't understand why something like this happened today,
After farting for so many years, his proficiency had actually decreased, and he accidentally let out something else.
At this point, entering Shrek Academy was impossible,
Thinking of this, Tang San sighed, found a robe from his spirit tool, put it on, and was about to leave quickly,
"Stop!"
"You pulled a big one inside Shrek Academy, and you think you can just leave so easily?"
Lu Qibin quickly called out to Tang San,
He held a long tree branch in both hands, flashed, and appeared in front of Tang San, blocking him.
On one hand, it was to prevent Tang San from escaping, and on the other, he was afraid of disgusting himself.
"Then what do you want?"
Tang San knew he was in the wrong, but in his heart, he still had to think about how to turn the tables.
"No need to say more, pay up."
"Five hundred gold coins."
Lu Qibin directly stated his purpose,
Shrek Academy's biggest problem was funding,
Having been a teacher here for so many years,
He had more or less picked up a bit of Flender's greedy nature.
"Five hundred gold coins!"
Tang San trembled when he heard the high price of five hundred gold coins,
Unable to hold it in, he immediately pulled another big one.
"YUE!"
Lu Qibin immediately threw up.
As for Ye Fan and the others, they had already retreated far away,
However, they did not go to the fourth test,
They still had to watch the show.
"Why did I never notice Tang San was so disgusting before?"
Xiao Wu's face was already twisted into a knot,
Just thinking about sharing a dormitory with him for six years made her feel extremely disgusted.
Zhu Zhuqing also frowned tightly,
Dai Mubai also couldn't bear to look, turning his head away. He had fought against *this thing*?
Ning Rongrong, however, showed no reaction at all, apparently being well-traveled and experienced,
But thankfully, this person named Tang San wasn't enrolling with them, otherwise she would have to consider leaving.
"Tang San is really a human with two brushes, huh,"
Ye Fan sighed.
"Huh? What do you mean?"
The four of them were all a bit confused.
"If you add two brushes to the word 'human' (Human), doesn't it sound a lot like 'dung' (manure)?"
"Hahahahaha!"
Instantly, several people couldn't help but laugh, even the cold Zhu Zhuqing chuckled.
What a Tang Dung.
With one more pile,
Tang San's face was filled with embarrassment, but he quickly recovered,
But the more he pulled, the bolder he became,
He had already lost so much face, a little more wouldn't make a difference.
"There's no way I'm giving five hundred gold coins,"
"This Shrek Academy isn't even worth five hundred gold coins."
"And you're asking me for so much!"
"Besides, I've provided so much fertilizer, you should be paying me."