The journey back to Konoha was a symphony of silent tension, a melody composed of rustling leaves and the controlled beat of a heart that no longer felt her own. Tsunade moved through the dense forest with a speed and grace she had never before possessed. Each leap between branches was a work of mathematical precision; each landing, a silent caress on the damp bark. The exhaustion from the battle against the Amegakure squadron seemed a distant memory, a nuisance purged from her system by a strange and voracious force. She didn't feel the burn in her muscles, nor the stinging pain of her superficial wounds, which were closing with unnatural speed. She only perceived an undercurrent of pure power and a sharp, almost invasive, awareness of the alien presence dwelling within her.
"Your running form is still terribly inefficient, Princess," the lazy, guttural voice resonated in her mind, shattering the focused calm she tried to maintain. The voice didn't sound like a thought, but like a direct whisper in her ear, a vibration at the base of her skull. "You tense your shoulders too much, as if expecting a blow from the sky at any moment. Relax them. True power doesn't lie in tension, but in fluidity. Let the energy flow through your limbs like river water; don't force it as if trying to break a dam. Movement should be a dance, not a burden."
Tsunade gritted her teeth, a useless gesture he could surely feel as well. She ignored him, or at least, she tried. They had been at it for hours, ever since leaving the blood-stained clearing. He was a constant critic, an unrequested teacher who commented on every aspect of her being with the disdain of a connoisseur sampling a mediocre wine. He had criticized her breathing ("Too shallow, you're not properly oxygenating the blood; you're depriving me of a feast"). He had judged her way of observing the environment ("You look with your eyes, but not with your skin, an amateur's technique; the air itself would tell you where your enemies are if you knew how to taste it"). And, above all, he had mocked her stoic silence ("Mutism is the disguise of those who fear to feel. It's a terribly boring choice and deprives the experience of its emotional texture").
"Can you shut up for a damn minute?" she muttered under her breath, the words barely a puff of air, making sure no one, in the unlikely event someone was nearby, could hear her. "I need to concentrate."
"Concentrate on what, exactly?" the voice replied, tinged with condescending amusement. "On putting one foot in front of the other? A task that even the simplest insects master without so much existential drama. Your 'concentration' is a wall you build to avoid feeling what's really happening inside you. That subtle vibration, that heat building at the base of your spine… that's our connection. It's the symphony of two worlds merging. Instead of fighting it, you should explore it. Savor it. Let yourself be carried away by the melody."
An involuntary, treacherous warmth spread through her stomach at the mention of that vibration. It was a vivid memory of the overwhelming sensation that had left her broken, exposed, and submissive in the forest clearing—a total surrender of body and soul that deeply shamed her. A blush of impotent fury colored her cheeks. She knew he could feel it, that he could taste her shame as if it were an exotic spice.
"Our 'contract'," she said, her voice a tense hiss filtered through her teeth, "stipulates that you will help me on my mission in exchange for a host body, not that you would become a… a personal art critic and a lecherous parasite."
"The terms are the same, Princess, you simply misunderstand the nature of our agreement. I am not a mere passenger; I am an artisan. And you, my dear host, are my raw masterpiece. For you to be a vessel of the highest quality, I must polish your countless flaws. Your potential is immense, a legendary vintage, but it's covered in the dust of rigid discipline, paralyzing fear, and a frankly inelegant stubbornness. My duty as a connoisseur, as an artist, is to clean you and reveal the exquisiteness that lies beneath."
"I am not your work of art. I am a shinobi of Konoha."
"An irrelevant distinction. A shinobi, an artist, a predator… all seek perfection in their craft. I am simply accelerating your process. Think of me as a mentor—one who has access to your every thought, fear, and… little secret."
Just as Tsunade was about to unleash a venom-laced retort, the symbiote's tone shifted. The languid laziness vanished, replaced by a sharp, predatory calm, like a great cat catching the scent of prey on the wind.
"Ah, it seems the world insists on interrupting our lesson. How vulgar. Such a lack of manners. Three presences ahead, two hundred meters. Two more to the left, moving to flank. Their chakra smells of cold steel, their village's perpetual rain, and a fanatical and unimaginative determination. They're better than the last ones. Much better. It seems Lord Salamander has taken your little theft very, very personally."
Tsunade stopped dead on the branch of a gigantic tree, her sandals barely making a sound on the wet wood. Her senses, already sharp, were heightened to a new level of perception under her guest's influence. Now that he had pointed them out, she could feel them: five distinct chakra signatures, moving with lethal coordination, weaving an invisible net around her. They weren't the thugs from before; these moved with the silence and efficiency of true hunters. They were Hanzo's reinforcements—an elite team.
Five figures emerged from the forest shadows, appearing on the surrounding branches without a single sound. They wore the standard Amegakure uniform, with rebreather masks covering the lower half of their faces, but their presence was much heavier, more dangerous. The aura surrounding them was cold and professional. The one who seemed to be the leader, a tall man with a nasty scar that crossed his upper lip and disappeared into the mask, took a step forward on his branch.
"Princess Tsunade of the Leaf," he said, his voice, filtered by the apparatus, devoid of the previous group's mockery. It was replaced by a cold, distant respect—the kind an executioner shows a noble before the beheading. "Lord Hanzo is… displeased. He has sent his Personal Hunters to retrieve what is his. Hand over the scroll, and we will grant you a swift death. It is the greatest honor we can offer."
Tsunade slowly slid the heavy scroll from her back and gripped it tightly in her left hand. Her normally expressive face became a mask of impassive defiance.
"If Hanzo wants it back, he'll have to come and rip it from my hands himself."
"Admirably defiant," the symbiote commented in her head, its tone a mix of applause and exasperation. "And completely stupid from a tactical standpoint. It's five against one. Their combined chakra level is higher than the previous group's, and their coordination is flawless. A direct confrontation would be an unnecessary waste of energy and would likely end with you dead in a very unaesthetic way. Which, I might add, would ruin my dinner plans and the rest of my existence. Allow me to suggest a more… elegant strategy. Less hammer, more scalpel."
"Attack!" the leader, Jinsoku, ordered, wasting no more time on formalities.
The battle erupted not with an explosion, but with a silent, coordinated movement. This time, it wasn't a chaos of desperate attacks, but a deadly dance. The leader hung back, observing from his elevated position, likely to analyze her movements, while the other four descended on her like a single organism. A burly and fast taijutsu specialist moved like a blur, seeking close-quarters combat to neutralize her strength advantage. Two of them began weaving seals at dizzying speed, manifesting water jutsus that took the form of whips and high-pressure projectiles. The last one, a thinner man with twitchy movements, fell back slightly and drew a volley of kunai and shuriken from his pouches. He was a weapons expert, and every projectile he threw aimed for a vital point.
Tsunade was forced onto the back foot, a position she wasn't used to. She dodged, blocked, deflected. Her raw strength, normally a decisive weapon, was barely enough to keep the coordinated assault at bay. For every blow she dodged from the taijutsu fighter, a water whip forced her to leap, and in mid-air, a shower of kunai forced her into awkward defensive postures. They were toying with her, testing her.
"Predictable," the voice sighed in her head with palpable boredom. "They're testing your defenses, measuring your reactions. The taijutsu expert is the main distraction, the attack dog designed to keep your attention fixed. Their real goal is to immobilize you with the water jutsus so the weapons specialist can deliver the finishing blow from a safe distance. They are dismantling your fighting style piece by piece. Stop reacting like a cornered animal and start conducting the orchestra."
"And how the hell do you suggest I do that?" she thought, her mind racing as she narrowly dodged a water whip that split a nearby tree in two with a thunderous crack.
"Simple. Stop thinking like a Senju and start thinking like us. Your strength isn't a hammer for smashing rocks; it's a shockwave for altering the battlefield. Ignore the close-combat fighter for now; he's a decoy. On the next water attack, instead of dodging, move closer. And don't block it. Punch the ground. With everything. Now."
Instinct, or perhaps desperation, made her obey. Just as a torrent of water with the pressure of a blade rushed at her, instead of leaping back, she lunged forward. She channeled a massive amount of chakra into her right fist and slammed it into the thick branch she was on. The wood, several meters in diameter, didn't split: it disintegrated. The explosion of splinters, bark, and the sudden disruption of the terrain caused the water attack to miss its target, crashing into the trees behind her. The taijutsu expert, following close behind, stumbled at the sudden disappearance of his footing, losing his balance for a crucial split second.
"Good. Very good. Now, use the steam cloud created by the water's impact and the forest's humidity to close in on the weapons user. He's the most dangerous at a distance and the least protected up close. Don't kill him. Break his wrists. It's a cruel detail, but infinitely more effective. A ninja without hands is just a spectator."
Moving through the dense mist she had created, Tsunade became a shadow. She appeared directly in front of the kunai thrower. The man stared at her, eyes wide with surprise behind his mask. Before he could even think to draw a new weapon or retreat, she grabbed his wrists. There was a sickening crunch, a wet sound of breaking bones and tearing ligaments. The man choked back a scream that turned into a sharp whimper and fell to his knees, his now-useless hands dangling at impossible angles.
The battle continued, but the dynamic had irrevocably shifted. With the symbiote's cold, tactical guidance, Tsunade ceased to be a simple hurricane of power and became a lethal, efficient strategist. She used the environment, her enemies' strength, and her own power with a precision she had never known.
"The two water users are synchronized," the voice whispered to her. "They will attack together from opposite angles to trap you. Let them. At the last second, jump straight up. It will force their attacks to converge in the space you occupied. They will cancel each other out and create another screen of water."
She did exactly that. The two ninja launched twin water dragons that rushed toward her. At the last instant, she jumped vertically. The two jutsus collided beneath her with the force of an explosion, sending water and steam in every direction. As she fell, she landed on the back of the taijutsu fighter, who was still recovering, and used his body as a springboard to launch herself at one of the water ninja, knocking him out with a precise blow to the nape of his neck. The last one, now alone and disoriented, was easy prey.
Only the leader, Jinsoku, remained. The man watched her from his branch, not with fear, but with a deep, grim respect. He had seen his elite team, Hanzo's personal hunters, dismantled in less than a minute.
"You are worthy of your lineage, Princess Senju. You have exceeded our expectations."
"Enough empty compliments. I'm bored. Finish him. I'm curious to taste the despair of an elite ninja when his confidence is shattered."
The confrontation was brief and brutal. Jinsoku was fast, incredibly fast, but Tsunade, guided by a second consciousness that anticipated his every move, was faster. She dodged his chakra blade, grabbed his arm, and with a simple twist, dislocated it from the shoulder. The leader fell to the ground, defeated.
Tsunade stood in the center of the small clearing, surrounded by defeated but living bodies, her chest heaving with exertion and adrenaline. The feeling of power was intoxicating, terrifying. She bent down and picked up the scroll from the damp ground. The moment her fingers touched the fabric and the ancient containment seals, the world stopped.
A deep, resonant sound, like a giant taiko drum, boomed not in the air, but in the very core of her being, in her bone marrow.
THUMP.
Reality tore apart.
There was no flash of light, no warning. It was a nauseating pull, a sensation of cosmic vertigo, as if her soul were being ripped from her body and flung through an impossible, formless void. The smell of pine, damp earth, and blood was instantly replaced by an overwhelming stench of smoke, hot metal, thousands of strange meals cooking at once, and the sweat of a countless crowd.
When the sensation stopped as abruptly as it had begun, Tsunade found herself standing on a hard, gray stone slab. The world was a cacophonous assault on her shinobi senses. A deafening roar of metallic shrieks, dull rumbles, and thousands of voices speaking a language she had never heard hit her like a wall of sound. She looked up, and the air left her lungs. Buildings of impossible size, made of gleaming glass and steel, scraped a sky polluted by a dirty, yellowish haze. Lights of all colors flickered everywhere, with no apparent rhythm or reason, on giant signs displaying strange faces and objects. And the people… crowds of people in strange, colorful clothes moved with a frantic haste, their faces filled with an anxiety she didn't understand, ignoring her completely as if she were invisible.
Brightly colored metal boxes in aerodynamic shapes sped past her at terrifying speeds, with people inside, moving without horses, without oxen, without chakra. They moved as if by black magic.
The dizziness hit her with the force of a punch. The shock was so overwhelming that she staggered and put a hand to her head. Her senses, trained to perceive the slightest detail within a radius of kilometers, were being bombarded to the point of nausea. It was too much. Too much information, too many sounds, too many smells.
"Fascinating," the voice said in her head, its calm a strange and reassuring foothold in the chaos. "What a magnificently loud vulgarity. Too much hurry, too many people. And the architecture… it lacks soul. But the energy of this place… I recognize it. It's a familiar flavor, a reminiscence of my previous home. A young and arrogant civilization, brimming with untapped potential and delicious neuroses."
The voice, though critical, was the only familiar thing in this sensory hell. He brought her back to herself, grounding her in reality, however strange it was. "Breathe, Princess. Deeply. Don't faint now; that would be in very poor taste. This chaos reminds you of something, doesn't it? A feeling you know well."
"What?" she thought, her mind a whirlwind of confusion.
"Yes," the voice continued, a mocking, knowing tone seeping through. "That agitation you feel on lonely nights, when the silence of the camp is too heavy and your hand seeks a forbidden comfort beneath the sheets. That racing pulse, that sensory overload you so desperately seek and which then brings you shame in the morning. I have access to fragments of your memories, Princess. Little vignettes. And I must say, your technique is as crude and direct as your fighting style."
A heat that had nothing to do with the strange city's stuffiness rose from her neck to her ears. The invasion of privacy was so absolute, so intimate, that for a moment it overshadowed the shock of her surroundings.
"You've… you've seen that?" her thought was a choked cry.
"I've felt the reflection. Shame is a useless seasoning, Princess. You should be more honest with yourself. Pleasure is a gateway to strength, not a weakness. There is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, your dedication to self-exploration, while amateurish, is the only truly cultured and honest thing I've perceived in you so far."
The humiliation was so intense it left her speechless. She was about to scream at him in her own mind, to demand he get out, when he interrupted her, his tone turning serious again. "Enough games. Analyze. Observe. Survive. And above all, do not ask stupid questions like 'where are we?'"
"Where… where are we?" she whispered, ignoring him completely, her voice trembling.
There was a pause, and she could feel the symbiote's amusement vibrating within her. "I don't know, precisely. But I know this flavor, this architectural arrogance. Welcome to New York, Princess."
Before Tsunade could even begin to process those nonsensical words, the world broke again. It wasn't a drum. It was a sharp, unnatural screech, like a giant fingernail scratching the chalkboard of reality, a sound that seemed to tear the very fabric of space.
SCREEEEEEEEEEE!
The world around her went mad. The metal cars moved backward at dizzying speed, their lights receding in time. People walked backward, their movements inverted and clumsy. The skyscrapers deconstructed themselves before her eyes; their windows, beams, and bricks flew toward the ground as if a film were being rewound at an impossible speed, until only the foundations remained. The concrete of the street cracked, turned to dust, and then to dark, fertile soil. The city sounds reversed into a sharp, rising echo until they were replaced by a thick, damp, and primordial silence.
They were in a jungle. Colossal trees, of a size that dwarfed those in the Land of Fire, rose toward a clean, blue sky. Ferns the size of houses grew everywhere, and the air was heavy, thick with suffocating humidity and the smell of ancient life and decay.
The ground trembled. A roar that vibrated in her bones and shook the leaves from the trees thundered through the air. From between the trees, it appeared. A nightmare beast, larger than any summoning beast she had ever seen or heard of: a mountain of muscle, leathery scales, and sharp teeth. A tyrannosaurus rex. The creature saw her, its small black eyes, filled with a primitive and hungry intelligence, fixed on her. It opened its jaws, revealing dagger-like teeth the size of her forearm, and roared again. A wave of foul air, smelling of rotten meat and death, hit her in the face.
There was no time to think. No time for fear. Only for fury and the primal instinct for survival.
"A magnificent beast," the symbiote commented, its tone filled with genuine aesthetic appreciation, like a sommelier admiring a rare bottle. "Primitive, loud, with a terrible bouquet, I'll admit, but with an undeniable vitality. What an exquisite specimen. Now finish it, Princess. Its roaring is giving me a headache and ruining the tasting of this prehistoric ambiance."
All the confusion, the terror, the humiliation of the last few minutes, all the helplessness and rage channeled into a single point, into a single act of cathartic and definitive violence.
"SHUT UP!!" Tsunade screamed, her voice raw, directed not only at the beast but also at the incessant voice in her head.
She leaped. The symbiote flowed instantly, covering her right fist not to add bulk, but to compress it, to focus every ounce of her monstrous chakra into a single point of absolute density. The black matter swirled around her hand, making it as hard as diamond. Her fist impacted the T-Rex's skull.
There was an instant of absolute silence. Then, an explosion.
Bone, brain, and blood erupted outward in a grotesque, silent fountain. The sound that followed was like a mountain splitting in two. The dinosaur's gigantic body collapsed to one side, lifeless, shaking the earth one last time and crushing ancient trees beneath its colossal weight.
Tsunade landed softly on the still-trembling corpse, her chest heaving, her fist dripping a mixture of her own blood and the beast's. The jungle's silence returned, heavy and expectant. Her heart pounded with a wild force, not just from the exertion, but from the pure, absolute madness that had shattered her reality. New York. Dinosaurs. A lecherous, know-it-all parasite in her head.
She looked at her hands, then at the scroll still safe at her waist. She realized a terrible, fundamental truth: her life, the one she knew, with its missions, its comrades, and its predictable rules, was over. The moment she accepted that "lecherous ooze" into her body, she didn't just gain incredible power. She broke the world. And now she had to live in the broken pieces.
"Fascinating," the voice said, its infuriating calm returning as if nothing had happened. "It seems the combination of my essence, which has traveled through the void between realities, and the primordial life energy contained in that scroll, is creating… instabilities. We are not simply traveling. We are causing the reality around us to fracture and reconfigure. We are a walking reality bomb. We must get to Konoha and stabilize that scroll before it throws us into a place we can't return from. Or worse, one without good wine."
As Tsunade tried to process the terrifying idea of being a "reality bomb," a new sound cut through the air. It wasn't a drum. It wasn't a screech. It was the sound of tearing silk, and in front of them, space itself opened, not with the violence of before, but with the precision of a scalpel. A rift of golden light and crackling sparks formed in the air, spinning on itself to create a perfect circle.
It was a portal. And it wasn't random. Something had followed them through the fragments of the broken worlds.
A figure stepped out of the portal, his boots landing on the prehistoric grass without a sound. He was not a ninja, nor a dinosaur. He was a tall man, dressed in a blue tunic with a strange golden amulet on his chest that looked like an eye. His gaze was not one of surprise, but of severe disapproval, like a librarian who has just found two children making a ruckus in the quiet section. A majestic red cape floated behind him, as if it had a life of its own.
He looked at the colossal corpse of the T-Rex, then at Tsunade, covered in blood, and finally seemed to sense the symbiote's presence within her. He sighed, a sound of infinite fatigue, as if he had seen this a hundred times before.
"Alright," the stranger said, with a calm that was more terrifying than any roar. "Which one of you broke time this time?"